The Daily Life Of The Immortal King

w.a.n.g Ling was surprised by Killer Taoist"s visit .

It could be said that of all the people who had ever visited the w.a.n.g family"s small villa, this person was the best at containing his aura .

Generally, as long as there were cultivators on East Huang Road outside the villa, w.a.n.g Ling would immediately sense them . There were not more than twenty people in the entire world who were capable of this kind of aura concealment skill . This was a required course in a killer"s education; for a legendary killer in particular, his proficiency in this technique would have already reached the pinnacle of perfection .

"Is Ling Zhenren busy now?" the middle-aged baldie asked, looking at Loopy Toad after glancing at the bright lights on the second floor .

Like w.a.n.g Ling, Loopy Toad had also guessed the person"s ident.i.ty . With this type of body movement and superb aura concealment skill, coupled with the rumored penchant for floral underpants, it knew that this person had to be Killer Taoist . . . but Loopy Toad still couldn"t quite accept this appearance .

He was at the very least a legendary killer among human cultivators, but he had shown up in floral underpants and flip-flops . . . He was like the old man who sold youtiao at the entrance to the food market; his style, so to speak, was very unique .

Loopy Toad looked at the man in front of it and lay back down disinterestedly . It then pointed to the lights on the second floor and mimed writing on the ground with its claw . Finally, it stared at the man and drew a small claw across its throat .

What he meant was: Ling Zhenren is doing homework . Anyone who disturbs him, die!

To Loopy Toad"s surprise, the man actually understood the meaning conveyed through its claws .

The other party just smiled and looked very amiable . "That"s fine; since Ling Zhenren is busy, I"ll wait here . "

Then he came up to Loopy Toad and nudged its b.u.t.t with one flip-flop .

Killer Taoist: "Make room for me . "

Loopy Toad: "???"

Loopy Toad startled; the w.a.n.g family"s garden might not be especially big, but it wasn"t to the point that there wasn"t anywhere else to sit . . . Go sit somewhere else, why do I have to f**king make room for you?!

Killer Taoist smiled . "It looks like you"ve been lying in that spot for a long time, so it must be very warm . "

Loopy Toad: " . . . " Psycho!

Taking a deep breath, Loopy Toad got up in the end and moved to the side, shaking out its dog tail with a face full of resentment . G.o.d knew what strange fetish this legendary killer might have . As a loyal and well-behaved dog, it was really too lazy to argue with other people . It would just treat this as respecting the old .

The middle-aged baldie got what he wanted, and sat down in Loopy Toad"s original spot . Then, completely ignoring Loopy Toad"s resistance, he directly reached out to grab it by the waist and pull it into his lap .

Loopy Toad would have struggled, but it didn"t dare move at the faint killing intent hidden in the baldie"s smile . It wanted to cry, but had no tears to shed . If it had known earlier, it wouldn"t have lolled about in the garden . Why did it have to encounter this freak? Loopy Toad was spoiled by everyone in the w.a.n.g family"s small villa; it had never been so aggrieved before .

Now, however, it could only stifle its anger, and it didn"t even dare take deep breaths . . . because it couldn"t guess what Killer Taoist"s next move would be at all .

It could only be said that Killer Taoist was truly a legendary killer . . . his way of thinking was like a winding mountain road that completely befuddled people .

After that, Killer Taoist started to stroke Loopy Toad"s dog fur . He was surprised to find that it actually had pretty solid muscles . He had thought that it was just a green akita with spiritual intelligence . Through this contact, however, he realized that this dog wasn"t as simple as it seemed .

"You"re a dog with potential . " He patted Loopy Toad on its springy b.u.t.t .

Loopy Toad: " . . . "

The baldie lavished praise on it . "You"re great! As expected of Ling Zhenren"s pet . If you continue cultivating, it won"t take you more than a hundred years to become a superb first-cla.s.s spirit beast . "

Loopy Toad didn"t say anything, but it wagged its tail proudly .

If an outsider heard this, they would definitely think the person saying it was an idiot . A top-cla.s.s spirit beast would already be able to take on human form, but it wasn"t easy to advance to this level; it required at least a thousand years" worth of cultivation, and the beast would need to experience the heavenly tribulation once .

But Loopy Toad was different .

It had the original soul of a demon king and had the necessary cultivation experience . In addition, Little Master Ling had specially modified its cultivation technique and customized it exclusively for Loopy Toad; hence, it could reap twice the results for half the effort .

It was like many characters who were reincarnated in novels; most of them just cultivated the same technique again as in their previous lives . Generally, as long as they weren"t dumba.s.ses, their cultivation speed would definitely increase .

Originally, it would have taken Loopy Toad several thousand years to reach the level of a first-cla.s.s spirit beast, but it wasn"t an exaggeration to say that it would take only a hundred years or even less now .

This was also a testament to Killer Taoist"s keen insight as a legendary a.s.sa.s.sin .

. . .

In actual fact, w.a.n.g Ling had already finished his homework earlier on . Pen and Eraser, these two hardworking paragons in the world of homework, had come together the instant w.a.n.g Ling had finished reviewing his lessons, and had finis.h.i.+ng writing up his homework in less than five minutes .

He stood on the second floor and looked out the window at the harmonious scene of a person and a dog in the yard .

Holding Loopy Toad, the baldie continued to stroke its dog fur . "Do you know, I used to have a dog . I picked it up off the street, and back then it had been sick, so I"d actually always felt a special attachment to it . The first time I saw it, I thought that it wasn"t a simple dog . "

Loopy Toad wagged its tail; it had never expected this legendary killer to be a dog lover .

"Then I took the dog home to treat it . I fed it elixirs and all kinds of heavenly treasures, and it ate better than I did . But half a month later, before it was fully recovered . . . " At this point, Killer Taoist"s eyes were already sparkling a little with tears as he recalled the past, and he said very emotionally, "I especially bought a barrel to bathe it in everyday in heated water . "

Loopy Toad was very moved when he heard this, but the baldie paused before he continued, "Until one day, I forgot to turn off the fire . . . "

Loopy Toad: " . . . "

Killer Taoist: "After that, I discovered that that guy was pretty delicious . "

Loopy Toad: " . . . "

Killer Taoist: "I should say that when I saw it for the first time, I did think it would taste very good!"

Loopy Toad: " . . . "

As he spoke, Killer Taoist pointed to a glistening tear in the corner of his eye . "See this tear? Every time I recall how good that dog meat tasted, it makes me want to cry!"

w.a.n.g Ling: " . . . "

Loopy Toad: " . . . " Freak!

Chapter 329: Dog Lovers Voice Strong Condemnation. Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations w.a.n.g Ling was surprised by Killer Taoists visit . It could be said that of all the people who had ever visited the w.a.n.g familys small villa, this person was the best at containing his aura . Generally, as long as there were cultivators on East Huang Road outside the villa, w.a.n.g Ling would immediately sense them . There were not more than twenty people in the entire world who were capable of this kind of aura concealment skill . This was a required course in a killers education; for a legendary killer in particular, his proficiency in this technique would have already reached the pinnacle of perfection . Is Ling Zhenren busy now? the middle-aged baldie asked, looking at Loopy Toad after glancing at the bright lights on the second floor . Like w.a.n.g Ling, Loopy Toad had also guessed the persons ident.i.ty . With this type of body movement and superb aura concealment skill, coupled with the rumored penchant for floral underpants, it knew that this person had to be Killer Taoist . but Loopy Toad still couldnt quite accept this appearance . He was at the very least a legendary killer among human cultivators, but he had shown up in floral underpants and flip-flops . He was like the old man who sold youtiao at the entrance to the food market; his style, so to speak, was very unique . Loopy Toad looked at the man in front of it and lay back down disinterestedly . It then pointed to the lights on the second floor and mimed writing on the ground with its claw . Finally, it stared at the man and drew a small claw across its throat . What he meant was: Ling Zhenren is doing homework . Anyone who disturbs him, die! To Loopy Toads surprise, the man actually understood the meaning conveyed through its claws . The other party just smiled and looked very amiable . Thats fine; since Ling Zhenren is busy, Ill wait here . Then he came up to Loopy Toad and nudged its b.u.t.t with one flip-flop . Killer Taoist: Make room for me . Loopy Toad: ??? Loopy Toad startled; the w.a.n.g familys garden might not be especially big, but it wasnt to the point that there wasnt anywhere else to sit . Go sit somewhere else, why do I have to f**king make room for you?! Killer Taoist smiled . It looks like youve been lying in that spot for a long time, so it must be very warm . Loopy Toad: . Psycho! Taking a deep breath, Loopy Toad got up in the end and moved to the side, shaking out its dog tail with a face full of resentment . G.o.d knew what strange fetish this legendary killer might have . As a loyal and well-behaved dog, it was really too lazy to argue with other people . It would just treat this as respecting the old . The middle-aged baldie got what he wanted, and sat down in Loopy Toads original spot . Then, completely ignoring Loopy Toads resistance, he directly reached out to grab it by the waist and pull it into his lap . Loopy Toad would have struggled, but it didnt dare move at the faint killing intent hidden in the baldies smile . It wanted to cry, but had no tears to shed . If it had known earlier, it wouldnt have lolled about in the garden . Why did it have to encounter this freak? Loopy Toad was spoiled by everyone in the w.a.n.g familys small villa; it had never been so aggrieved before . Now, however, it could only stifle its anger, and it didnt even dare take deep breaths . because it couldnt guess what Killer Taoists next move would be at all . It could only be said that Killer Taoist was truly a legendary killer . his way of thinking was like a winding mountain road that completely befuddled people . After that, Killer Taoist started to stroke Loopy Toads dog fur . He was surprised to find that it actually had pretty solid muscles . He had thought that it was just a green akita with spiritual intelligence . Through this contact, however, he realized that this dog wasnt as simple as it seemed . Youre a dog with potential . He patted Loopy Toad on its springy b.u.t.t . Loopy Toad: . The baldie lavished praise on it . Youre great! As expected of Ling Zhenrens pet . If you continue cultivating, it wont take you more than a hundred years to become a superb first-cla.s.s spirit beast . Loopy Toad didnt say anything, but it wagged its tail proudly . If an outsider heard this, they would definitely think the person saying it was an idiot . A top-cla.s.s spirit beast would already be able to take on human form, but it wasnt easy to advance to this level; it required at least a thousand years worth of cultivation, and the beast would need to experience the heavenly tribulation once . But Loopy Toad was different . It had the original soul of a demon king and had the necessary cultivation experience . In addition, Little Master Ling had specially modified its cultivation technique and customized it exclusively for Loopy Toad; hence, it could reap twice the results for half the effort . It was like many characters who were reincarnated in novels; most of them just cultivated the same technique again as in their previous lives . Generally, as long as they werent dumba.s.ses, their cultivation speed would definitely increase . Originally, it would have taken Loopy Toad several thousand years to reach the level of a first-cla.s.s spirit beast, but it wasnt an exaggeration to say that it would take only a hundred years or even less now . This was also a testament to Killer Taoists keen insight as a legendary a.s.sa.s.sin In actual fact, w.a.n.g Ling had already finished his homework earlier on . Pen and Eraser, these two hardworking paragons in the world of homework, had come together the instant w.a.n.g Ling had finished reviewing his lessons, and had finis.h.i.+ng writing up his homework in less than five minutes . He stood on the second floor and looked out the window at the harmonious scene of a person and a dog in the yard . Holding Loopy Toad, the baldie continued to stroke its dog fur . Do you know, I used to have a dog . I picked it up off the street, and back then it had been sick, so Id actually always felt a special attachment to it . The first time I saw it, I thought that it wasnt a simple dog . Loopy Toad wagged its tail; it had never expected this legendary killer to be a dog lover . Then I took the dog home to treat it . I fed it elixirs and all kinds of heavenly treasures, and it ate better than I did . But half a month later, before it was fully recovered . At this point, Killer Taoists eyes were already sparkling a little with tears as he recalled the past, and he said very emotionally, I especially bought a barrel to bathe it in everyday in heated water . Loopy Toad was very moved when he heard this, but the baldie paused before he continued, Until one day, I forgot to turn off the fire . Loopy Toad: . Killer Taoist: After that, I discovered that that guy was pretty delicious . Loopy Toad: . Killer Taoist: I should say that when I saw it for the first time, I did think it would taste very good! Loopy Toad: . As he spoke, Killer Taoist pointed to a glistening tear in the corner of his eye . See this tear? Every time I recall how good that dog meat tasted, it makes me want to cry! w.a.n.g Ling: . Loopy Toad: . Freak!