Chapter 870: Lord Ma’s Great Battle Against the Cosmic G.o.d Tree
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
Was this a toilet… or was he under an illusion spell…
This was the question that popped into Gu Shunzhi’s head the instant he saw the toilet. He even cast several spells on himself in a row, like the “Lucidity Spell,””Purification Spell,””Haiwa Died, Mental Disco Dancing Spell 1 ,” and “Mother Has Been Gone for Ten Years, Wake Up Spell 2 ,” to confirm that he wasn’t seeing wrong because of an illusion spell.
That, was indeed a white, spotless modern toilet — worst of all, it was emitting a terrifying aura which was no less inferior to the Cosmic G.o.d Tree’s…
In fact, w.a.n.g Ling had already enlightened Lord Ma a second time before summoning it here.
The summoned Lord Ma was now the most powerful fighter of all the enchanted gremlins in the w.a.n.g family’s small villa, while in second place was Book of Sage Immortal iPoid.
But Book of Sage Immortal wasn’t a gremlin that had been enchanted a second time. It had been enlightened later, and had a technological advantage.
w.a.n.g Ling’s enchantment ability was growing every day.
The later the gremlins were enlightened, the more powerful they were.
In fact, the enchantments could be overlaid on each other.
For example, being enlightened a second time.
Gremlins that were enlightened a second time were those that had w.a.n.g Ling’s full trust.
In the w.a.n.g family’s small villa, it could be said that Lord Ma labored hard and made great contributions… Not only did he frequently serve as a messenger, but to establish good communication between the human world and the demon world, Lord Ma had now become an envoy who communicated with the demon world.
When emissaries from the demon world wanted to come to the human world, they needed to report to Lord Ma, and after producing a letter of consent from Demon Saint, Lord Ma would then specially construct a transmission portal.
Apart from that, in daily life…
Lord Ma also suffered a lot.
In order to deal with Father w.a.n.g’s bad habit of sitting on the toilet for a long time, Mother w.a.n.g had w.a.n.g Ming invent a thermal toilet. Thus, Father w.a.n.g would sometimes sneak into w.a.n.g Ling’s room to use the toilet.
Currently, Lord Ma was the only big shot to have seen the b.u.t.tocks of all the men in the w.a.n.g family, which was a rousing fact!
Thus, Lord Ma had a very high position in w.a.n.g Ling’s heart.
Before having Lord Ma come out this time, w.a.n.g Ling had pondered for a very long time.
Of all the battle forces he could summon, w.a.n.g Ling felt that Lord Ma was by and large the only one who could match the Cosmic G.o.d Tree.
Indeed, he could have summoned Little Silver and Dog Two, but they clearly weren’t as strong as the Cosmic G.o.d Tree.
Now, after being enlightened for the second time, Lord Ma’s strength just so happened to reach a particular standard, which was no small thing.
So, pondering this, Lord Ma transformed into a human.
In his human form, Lord Ma was an old man dressed in white with an old-world charm. He resembled a man of letters and had a scholarly air about him which was completely detached from everyone’s impression of s.h.i.+t, p.i.s.s or farts. But Lord Ma’s image was in fact also related to everyone’s expectations of the toilet — if your family’s toilet could take on a human form, what did you think it would look like?
Since the development of the toilet, how many scholars were suddenly hit by inspiration while sitting on it, going on to complete their research and make further leaps in human culture and scientific research?
This was the ladder mankind climbed toward progress.
And how many pure young men, in the depths of the night, threw their descendants wrapped in tissue into the toilet?
This was a reflection on human reproduction.
As the “ladder” for the progress of mankind and a reflection on “reproduction,” it could be said that Lord Ma’s emergence played a decisive role.
Whenever he thought of this, even w.a.n.g Ling himself was deeply moved.
But it was clear that Gu Shunzhi didn’t understand this.
“You’ll pay for looking down on me.”
Gu Shunzhi took a deep breath. His eyes darkened, and swiftly controlling the Cosmic G.o.d Tree, he made a flower-like hand seal and only said three words, “Tree World Falling 3 !”
In an instant, the branches which densely covered the Heavenly Dao s.p.a.ce suddenly moved in unison!
They started to stretch out in w.a.n.g Ling and Lord Ma’s direction, like earth dragons rising from the ground.
“Watch out, my lord!”
Bent on protecting his master, Lord Ma quickly made a hand seal and tossed a cube at w.a.n.g Ling. “Primitive World: Detachment of Water Tank Technique 4!”
This was a spell for transforming a toilet water tank, and at that moment, it instantly turned into a silvery-white cube which safely encased w.a.n.g Ling safely.
The golden branches were reached out were all firmly held off and couldn’t go any further.
It was just a brief exchange, but the six Great Heavenly Dao felt like they had been stabbed deeply…
Because they now finally sensed a problem.
It seemed…
That even a toilet was stronger than they were!
Monster!
Lord Ma didn’t have any flashy moves. He fought solely with the strength he had obtained after being enlightened; if the Cosmic G.o.d Tree’s golden branches wanted to catch him, it wouldn’t be that easy.
Only then did Gu Shunzhi take note of how strong Lord Ma was.
The Cosmic G.o.d Tree’s golden branches were on the verge of catching Lord Ma, but he didn’t move even an inch. His body actually turned transparent in front of everyone and the golden branches couldn’t grab hold of him at all.
“The power of s.p.a.ce…”
Gu Shunzhi understood.
This Lord Ma was adept at spatial skills and had mastered a spatial layer ability which allowed part or all of his body to escape into another layer of s.p.a.ce when he was under threat, only releasing his real body when the threat was gone.
Gu Shunzhi smiled.
This was indeed a very powerful ability.
But in Gu Shunzhi’s eyes, this spatial layer technique wasn’t anything special.
His Chains of Order could even pa.s.s through three universes — a mere spatial layer spell was nothing to them!
Thus, Gu Shunzhi quickly thought of a countermeasure.
He summoned the Chains of Order once again and penetrated Lord Ma’s spatial layers, using the Chains of Order as a bridge to connect the two s.p.a.ces together.
Once the s.p.a.ces were linked, they merged completely inside out.
Just like that, Lord Ma’s spatial layer spell was broken.
And in the next moment, the golden branches grabbed firm hold of Lord Ma’s shoulders.
“Not good!” Lord Ma knew things were bad.
Was he going to lose?
No…
He could still put up a fight.
In fact, he still had one last trump card when facing the Cosmic G.o.d Tree, which he hadn’t used yet.
Even if he lost!
He would do it standing up!
If he lost without going all out, that would be too aggravating!
So Lord Ma took a deep breath and opened his mouth wide. The next moment, an endless gravitational pull was generated, which actually created a storm in s.p.a.ce, and the sound of a flus.h.i.+ng toilet rang out! Gu Shunzhi finally understood that this Lord Ma’s ultimate killing move was actually swallowing s.p.a.ce!
Originally, Lord Ma didn’t want to use this move.
Because it was a smelly one…
When the s.p.a.ce-swallowing spell was cast, Lord Ma was reconnected to the s.p.a.ce pa.s.sage, and the smell of the filthy things he had swallowed in the past would be transmitted from the s.p.a.ce on the other side directly through his mouth…
“Naive…” Gu Shunzhi laughed again. “Want to go up against the Cosmic G.o.d Tree with just this level of suction? The Cosmic G.o.d Tree has stood in the center of the universe for thousands of years without falling, and is long used to any sort of s.p.a.ce fluctuations.”
In the end, as soon as Gu Shunzhi finished speaking —
The Cosmic G.o.d Tree smelled a scent it knew well in that moment, and stopped restraining Lord Ma’s movements.
The Cosmic G.o.d Tree indeed wasn’t swallowed by the vortex created by the s.p.a.ce-swallowing spell.
But… the moment Lord Ma opened his mouth and the tree smelled that familiar scent, it was suddenly hungry…
So the next second…
The Cosmic G.o.d Tree’s branches moved forward to squeeze into Lord Ma’s mouth…
…
Winner: w.a.n.g Ling.