"Blootch" Peabody gallantly interposed and undertook to hand the girl forth with the grace of a Chesterfield. But Mrs. Crow had her way.
"I"ll take it out in board and lodging," grinned Wicker Bonner to Anderson as two strong men lifted him from the sleigh.
"Where"s Bud?" demanded Anderson after the others had entered the house.
"He stayed down to the "calaboose" to guard the prisoners," said "Blootch." "n.o.body could find the key to the door and n.o.body else would stay. They ain"t locked in, but Bud"s got two revolvers, and he says they can only escape over his dead body."
CHAPTER XXIII
Tinkletown"s Convulsion
Anderson Crow was himself once more. He was twenty years younger than when he went to bed the night before. His joy and pride had reached the bursting point--dignity alone prevented the catastrophe.
"What do you expect to do with the gang, Mr. Crow?" asked Bonner, reclining with amiable ease in the marshal"s Morris chair. He was feeling very comfortable, despite "Doc" Smith"s st.i.tches; and he could not help acknowledging, with more or less of a glow in his heart, that it was nice to play hero to such a heroine.
"Well, I"ll protect "em, of course. n.o.body c"n lynch "em while I"m marshal of this town," Anderson said, forgetful of the fact that he had not been near the jail, where Master Bud still had full charge of affairs, keyless but determined. "I"ll have to turn them over to the county sheriff to-day er to-morrow, I reckon. This derned old calaboose of ourn ain"t any too safe. That"s a mighty desperit gang we"ve captured. I cain"t remember havin" took sech a mob before."
"Has it occurred to you, Mr. Crow, that we have captured only the hirelings? Their employer, whoever he or she may be, is at large and probably laughing at us. Isn"t there some way in which we can follow the case up and land the leader?"
""y Gosh, you"re right," said Anderson. "I thought of that this mornin", but it clean skipped my mind since then. There"s where the mistake was made, Mr. Bonner. It"s probably too late now. You"d oughter thought about the leader. Seems to me--"
"Why, Daddy Crow," cried Rosalie, a warm flush in her cheeks once more, "hasn"t Mr. Bonner done his part? Hasn"t he taken them single-handed and hasn"t he saved me from worse than death?"
"I ain"t castin" any insinyations at him, Rosalie," retorted Anderson, very sternly for him. "How _can_ you talk like that?"
"I"m not offended, Miss Gray," laughed Bonner. "We all make mistakes. It has just occurred to me, however, that Mr. Crow may still be able to find out who the leader is. The prisoners can be pumped, I dare say."
"You"re right ag"in, Mr. Bonner. It"s funny how you c"n read my thoughts. I was jest goin" down to the jail to put "em through the sweat cell."
"Sweat cell? You mean sweat box, Mr. Crow," said Bonner, laughing in spite of himself.
"No, sir; it"s a cell. We couldn"t find a box big enough. I use the cell reserved fer women prisoners. Mebby some day the town board will put in a reg"lar box, but, so far, the cell has done all right. I"ll be back "bout supper-time, Eva. You take keer o" Rosalie. Make her sleep a while an" I guess you"d better dose her up a bit with quinine an"--"
"I guess I know what to give her, Anderson Crow," resented his wife. "Go "long with you. You"d oughter been lookin" after them kidnapers three hours ago. I bet Bud"s purty nigh wore out guardin" them. He"s been there ever sence nine o"clock, an" it"s half-past two now."
"Roscoe"s helpin" him," muttered Anderson, abashed.
At that instant there came a rush of footsteps across the front porch and in burst Ed Higgins and "Blootch" Peabody, fairly gasping with excitement.
"Hurry up, Anderson--down to the jail," sputtered the former; and then he was gone like the wind. "Blootch," determined to miss nothing, whirled to follow, or pa.s.s him if possible. He had time to shout over his shoulder as he went forth without closing the door:
"The old woman has lynched herself!"
It would now be superfluous to remark, after all the convulsions Tinkletown had experienced inside of twenty-four hours, that the populace went completely to pieces in face of this last trying experiment of Fate. With one accord the village toppled over as if struck by a broadside and lay, figuratively speaking, writhing in its own gore. Stupefaction a.s.sailed the town. Then one by one the minds of the people scrambled up from the ashes, slowly but surely, only to wonder where lightning would strike next. Not since the days of the American Revolution had the town experienced such an incessant rush of incident. The Judgment Day itself, with Gabriel"s clarion blasts, could not be expected to surpa.s.s this productive hour in thrills.
It was true that old Maude had committed suicide in the calaboose. She had been placed on a cot in the office of the prison and Dr. Smith had been sent for, immediately after her arrival; but he was making a call in the country. Bud Long, supported by half a dozen boys armed with Revolutionary muskets, which would not go off unless carried, stood in front of the little jail with its wooden walls and iron bars, guarding the prisoners zealously. The calaboose was built to hold tramps and drunken men, but not for the purpose of housing desperadoes. Even as the heroic Bud watched with persevering faithfulness, his charges were planning to knock their prison to smithereens and at the proper moment escape to the woods and hills. They knew the grated door was unlocked, but they imagined the place to be completely surrounded by vengeful villagers, who would cut them down like rats if they ventured forth. Had they but known that Bud was alone, it is quite likely they would have sallied forth and relieved him of his guns, spanked him soundly and then ambled off unmolested to the country.
All the morning old Maude had been groaning and swearing in the office, where she lay unattended. Bud was telling his friends how he had knocked her down twice in the cave, after she had shot six times and slashed at him with her dagger, when a sudden cessation of groans from the interior attracted the attention of all. "Doc" Smith arrived at that juncture and found the boys listening intently for a resumption of the picturesque profanity. It was some time before the crowd became large enough to inspire a visit to the interior of the calaboose. As became his dignity, Bud led the way.
The old woman, unable to endure the pain any longer, and knowing full well that her days were bound to end in prison, had managed, in some way, to hang herself from a window bar beside her bed, using a twisted bed sheet. She was quite dead when "Doc" made the examination. A committee of the whole started at once to notify Anderson Crow. For a minute it looked as though the jail would be left entirely unguarded, but Bud loyally returned to his post, reinforced by Roscoe and the doctor.
Upon Mr. Crow"s arrival at the jail, affairs a.s.sumed some aspect of order. He first locked the grate doors, thereby keeping the fiery David from coming out to see his mother before they cut her down. A messenger was sent for the coroner at Boggs City, and then the big body was released from its last hanging place.
"Doggone, but this is a busy day fer me!" said Anderson. "I won"t have time to pump them fellers till this evenin". But I guess they"ll keep.
"What"s that, Blootch?"
"I was just goin" to ask Bud if they"re still in there," said Blootch.
"Are they, Bud?" asked Anderson in quick alarm.
"Sure," replied Bud with a mighty swelling of the chest. Even Blootch envied him.
"She"s been dead jest an hour an" seven minutes," observed Anderson, gingerly touching the dead woman"s wrist. "Doggone, I"m glad o" one thing!"
"What"s that, Anderson?"
"We won"t have to set her hip. Saved expense."
"But we"ll have to bury her, like as not," said Isaac Porter.
"Yes," said Anderson reflectively. "She"ll have to be buried.
But--but--" and here his face lightened up in relief--"not fer a day er two; so what"s the use worryin"."
When the coroner arrived, soon after six o"clock, a jury was empanelled and witnesses sworn. In ten minutes a verdict of suicide was returned and the coroner was on his way back to Boggs City. He did not even know that a hip had been dislocated. Anderson insisted upon a post-mortem examination, but was laughed out of countenance by the officious M.D.
"I voted fer that fool last November," said Anderson wrathfully, as the coroner drove off, "but you c"n kick the daylights out of me if I ever do it ag"in. Look out there, Bud! What in thunder are you doin" with them pistols? Doggone, ain"t you got no sense? Pointin" "em around that way. Why, you"re liable to shoot somebody--"
"Aw, them ain"t pistols," scoffed Bud, his mouth full of something.
"They"re bologny sausages. I ain"t had nothin" to eat sence last night and I"m hungry."
"Well, it"s dark out here," explained Anderson, suddenly shuffling into the jail. "I guess I"ll put them fellers through the sweat box."
"The _what?_" demanded George Ray.
"The sweat-box--b-o-x, box. Cain"t you hear?"
"I thought you used a cell."
"Thunderation, no! n.o.body but country jakes call it a cell," said Anderson in fine scorn.
The three prisoners scowled at him so fiercely and snarled so vindictively when they asked him if they were to be starved to death, that poor Anderson hurried home and commanded his wife to pack "a baskit of bread and b.u.t.ter an" things fer the prisoners." It was nine o"clock before he could make up his mind to venture back to the calaboose with his basket. He spent the intervening hours in telling Rosalie and Bonner about the shocking incident at the jail and in absorbing advice from the clear-headed young man from Boston.
"I"d like to go with you to see those fellows, Mr. Crow," was Bonner"s rueful lament. "But the doctor says I must be quiet until this confounded thing heals a bit. Together, I think we could bluff the whole story out of those scoundrels."
"Oh, never you fear," said the marshal; "I"ll learn all there is to be learnt. You jest ask Alf Reesling what kind of a pumper I am."