"You"ll be all right in half-an-hour. What do you suppose I"d want to kill you for?" said the doctor, who came of a logical breed.
""Ow do I know? Tell "em in court. You"ll get seven years for this, you body-s.n.a.t.c.her. That"s what you are--a bloomin" bodys.n.a.t.c.her. There"s justice, I tell you, in England; and my Union"ll prosecute, too. We don"t stand no tricks with people"s insides "ere. They give a woman ten years for a sight less than this. An" you"ll "ave to pay "undreds an"
"undreds o" pounds, besides a pension to the missus. You"ll see, you physickin" furriner. Where"s your licence to do such? You"ll catch it, I tell you!"
Then I observed what I have frequently observed before, that a man who is but reasonably afraid of an altercation with an alien has a most poignant dread of the operations of foreign law. The doctor"s voice was flute-like in its exquisite politeness, as he answered:
"But I"ve given you a very great deal of money--fif-three pounds, I think."
"An" what"s three pound for poisonin" the likes o" me? They told me at Guy"s I"d fetch twenty-cold-on the slates. Ouh! It"s comin" again."
A second time he was cut down by the foot, as it were, and the straining bench rocked to and fro as I averted my eyes.
It was the very point of perfection in the heart of an English May-day.
The unseen tides of the air had turned, and all nature was setting its face with the shadows of the horse-chestnuts towards the peace of the coming night. But there were hours yet, I knew--long, long hours of the eternal English twilight--to the ending of the day. I was well content to be alive--to abandon myself to the drift of Time and Fate; to absorb great peace through my skin, and to love my country with the devotion that three thousand miles of intervening sea bring to fullest flower.
And what a garden of Eden it was, this fatted, clipped, and washen land!
A man could camp in any open field with more sense of home and security than the stateliest buildings of foreign cities could afford. And the joy was that it was all mine alienably--groomed hedgerow, spotless road, decent greystone cottage, serried spinney, ta.s.selled copse, apple-bellied hawthorn, and well-grown tree. A light puff of wind--it scattered flakes of may over the gleaming rails--gave me a faint whiff as it might have been of fresh cocoanut, and I knew that the golden gorse was in bloom somewhere out of sight. Linneeus had thanked G.o.d on his bended knees when he first saw a field of it; and, by the way, the navvy was on his knees, too. But he was by no means praying. He was purely disgustful.
The doctor was compelled to bend over him, his face towards the back of the seat, and from what I had seen I supposed the navvy was now dead.
If that were the case it would be time for me to go; but I knew that so long as a man trusts himself to the current of Circ.u.mstance, reaching out for and rejecting nothing that comes his way, no harm can overtake him. It is the contriver, the schemer, who is caught by the Law, and never the philosopher. I knew that when the play was played, Destiny herself would move me on from the corpse; and I felt very sorry for the doctor.
In the far distance, presumably upon the road that led to Framlynghame Admiral, there appeared a vehicle and a horse--the one ancient fly that almost every village can produce at need. This thing was advancing, unpaid by me, towards the station; would have to pa.s.s along the deep-cut lane, below the railway-bridge, and come out on the doctor"s side. I was in the centre of things, so all sides were alike to me. Here, then, was my machine from the machine. When it arrived; something would happen, or something else. For the rest, I owned my deeply interested soul.
The doctor, by the seat, turned so far as his cramped position allowed, his head over his left shoulder, and laid his right hand upon his lips.
I threw back my hat and elevated my eyebrows in the form of a question.
The doctor shut his eyes and nodded his head slowly twice or thrice, beckoning me to come. I descended cautiously, and it was as the signs had told. The navvy was asleep, empty to the lowest notch; yet his hand clutched still the doctor"s collar, and at the lightest movement (the doctor was really very cramped) tightened mechanically, as the hand of a sick woman tightens on that of the watcher. He had dropped, squatting almost upon his heels, and, falling lower, had dragged the doctor over to the left.
The doctor thrust his right hand, which was free, into his pocket, drew forth some keys, and shook his head. The navvy gurgled in his sleep.
Silently I dived into my pocket, took out one sovereign, and held it up between finger and thumb. Again the doctor shook his head. Money was not what was lacking to his peace. His bag had fallen from the seat to the ground. He looked towards it, and opened his mouth-O-shape. The catch was not a difficult one, and when I had mastered it, the doctor"s right forefinger was sawing the air. With an immense caution, I extracted from the bag such a knife as they use for cutting collops off legs.
The doctor frowned, and with his first and second fingers imitated the action of scissors. Again I searched, and found a most diabolical pair of c.o.c.k-nosed shears, capable of vandyking the interiors of elephants.
The doctor then slowly lowered his left shoulder till the navvy"s right wrist was supported by the bench, pausing a moment as the spent volcano rumbled anew. Lower and lower the doctor sank, kneeling now by the navvy"s side, till his head was on a level with, and just in front of, the great hairy fist, and--there was no tension on the coat-collar. Then light dawned on me.
Beginning a little to the right of the spinal column, I cut a huge demilune out of his new spring overcoat, bringing it round as far under his left side (which was the right side of the navvy) as I dared.
Pa.s.sing thence swiftly to the back of the seat, and reaching between the splines, I sawed through the silk-faced front on the left-hand side of the coat till the two cuts joined.
Cautiously as the box-turtle of his native heath, the doctor drew away sideways and to the right, with the air of a frustrated burglar coming out from under a bed, and stood up free, one black diagonal shoulder projecting through the grey of his ruined overcoat. I returned the scissors to the bag, snapped the catch, and held all out to him as the wheels of the fly rang hollow under the railway arch.
It came at a footpace past the wicket-gate of the station, and the doctor stopped it with a whisper. It was going some five miles across country to bring home from church some one,--I could not catch the name,--because his own carriage-horses were lame. Its destination happened to be the one place in all the world that the doctor was most burningly anxious to visit, and he promised the driver untold gold to drive to some ancient flame of his--Helen Blazes, she was called.
"Aren"t you coming, too?" he said, bundling his overcoat into his bag.
Now the fly had been so obviously sent to the doctor, and to no one else, that I had no concern with it. Our roads, I saw, divided, and there was, further, a need upon me to laugh.
"I shall stay here," I said. "It"s a very pretty country."
"My G.o.d!" he murmured, as softly as he shut the door, and I felt that it was a prayer.
Then he went out of my life, and I shaped my course for the railway-bridge. It was necessary to pa.s.s by the bench once more, but the wicket was between us. The departure of the fly had waked the navvy. He crawled on to the seat, and with malignant eyes watched the driver flog down the road.
"The man inside o" that," he called, ""as poisoned me. "E"s a body-s.n.a.t.c.her. "E"s comin" back again when I"m cold. "Ere"s my evidence!"
He waved his share of the overcoat, and I went my way, because I was hungry. Framlynghame Admiral village is a good two miles from the station, and I waked the holy calm of the evening every step of that way with shouts and yells, casting myself down in the flank of the good green hedge when I was too weak to stand. There was an inn,--a blessed inn with a thatched roof, and peonies in the garden,--and I ordered myself an upper chamber in which the Foresters held their courts for the laughter was not all out of me. A bewildered woman brought me ham and eggs, and I leaned out of the mullioned window, and laughed between mouthfuls. I sat long above the beer and the perfect smoke that followed, till the lights changed in the quiet street, and I began to think of the seven forty-five down, and all that world of the "Arabian Nights" I had quitted.
Descending, I pa.s.sed a giant in moleskins who filled the low-ceiled tap-room. Many empty plates stood before him, and beyond them a fringe of the Framlynghame Admiralty, to whom he was unfolding a wondrous tale of anarchy, of body-s.n.a.t.c.hing, of bribery, and the Valley of the Shadow from the which he was but newly risen. And as he talked he ate, and as he ate he drank, for there was much room in him; and anon he paid royally, speaking of Justice and the Law, before whom all Englishmen are equal, and all foreigners and anarchists vermin and slime.
On my way to the station, he pa.s.sed me with great strides, his head high among the low-flying bats, his feet firm on the packed road-metal, his fists clinched, and his breath coming sharply. There was a beautiful smell in the air--the smell of white dust, bruised nettles, and smoke, that brings tears to the throat of a man who sees his country but seldom--a smell like the echoes of the lost talk of lovers; the infinitely suggestive odour of an immemorial civilisation. It was a perfect walk; and, lingering on every step, I came to the station just as the one porter lighted the last of a truckload of lamps, and set them back in the lamp-room, while he dealt tickets to four or five of the population who, not contented with their own peace, thought fit to travel. It was no ticket that the navvy seemed to need. He was sitting on a bench, wrathfully grinding a tumbler into fragments with his heel.
I abode in obscurity at the end of the platform, interested as ever, thank Heaven, in my surroundings. There was a jar of wheels on the road.
The navvy rose as they approached, strode through the wicket, and laid a hand upon a horse"s bridle that brought the beast up on his hireling hind legs. It was the providential fly coming back, and for a moment I wondered whether the doctor had been mad enough to revisit his practice.
"Get away; you"re drunk," said the driver.
"I"m not," said the navvy. "I"ve been waitin" "ere hours and hours. Come out, you beggar inside there!"
"Go on, driver," said a voice I did not know--a crisp, clear, English voice.
"All right," said the navvy. "You wouldn"t "ear me when I was polite.
Now will you come?"
There was a chasm in the side of the fly, for he had wrenched the door bodily off its hinges, and was feeling within purposefully. A well-booted leg rewarded him, and there came out, not with delight, hopping on one foot, a round and grey-haired Englishman, from whose armpits dropped hymn-books, but from his mouth an altogether different service of song.
"Come on, you bloomin" body-s.n.a.t.c.her! You thought I was dead, did you?" roared the navvy. And the respectable gentleman came accordingly, inarticulate with rage.
"Ere"s a man murderin" the Squire," the driver shouted, and fell from his box upon the navvy"s neck.
To do them justice, the people of Framlynghame Admiral, so many as were on the platform, rallied to the call in the best spirit of feudalism. It was the one porter who beat the navvy on the nose with a ticket-punch, but it was the three third-cla.s.s tickets who attached themselves to his legs and freed the captive.
"Send for a constable! lock him up!" said that man, adjusting his collar; and unitedly they cast him into the lamp-room, and turned the key, while the driver mourned over the wrecked fly.
Till then the navvy, whose only desire was justice, had kept his temper n.o.bly. Then he went Berserk before our amazed eyes. The door of the lamp-room was generously constructed, and would not give an inch, but the window he tore from its fastenings and hurled outwards. The one porter counted the damage in a loud voice, and the others, arming themselves with agricultural implements from the station garden, kept up a ceaseless winnowing before the window, themselves backed close to the wall, and bade the prisoner think of the gaol. He answered little to the point, so far as they could understand; but seeing that his exit was impeded, he took a lamp and hurled it through the wrecked sash. It fell on the metals and went out. With inconceivable velocity, the others, fifteen in all, followed, looking like rockets in the gloom, and with the last (he could have had no plan) the Berserk rage left him as the doctor"s deadly brewage waked up, under the stimulus of violent exercise and a very full meal, to one last cataclysmal exhibition, and--we heard the whistle of the seven forty-five down.
They were all acutely interested in as much of the wreck as they could see, for the station smelt to Heaven of oil, and the engine skittered over broken gla.s.s like a terrier in a cuc.u.mber-frame. The guard had to hear of it, and the Squire had his version of the brutal a.s.sault, and heads were out all along the carriages as I found me a seat.
"What is the row?" said a young man, as I entered. ""Man drunk?"
"Well, the symptoms, so far as my observation has gone, more resemble those of Asiatic cholera than anything else," I answered, slowly and judicially, that every word might carry weight in the appointed scheme of things. Up till then, you will observe, I had taken no part in that war.
He was an Englishman, but he collected his belongings as swiftly as had the American, ages before, and leaped upon the platform, crying: "Can I be of any service? I"m a doctor."
From the lamp-room I heard a wearied voice wailing "Another bloomin"
doctor!"
And the seven forty-five carried me on, a step nearer to Eternity, by the road that is worn and seamed and channelled with the pa.s.sions, and weaknesses, and warring interests of man who is immortal and master of his fate.
THE BRUSHWOOD BOY
Girls and boys, come out to play The moon is shining as bright as day!
Leave your supper and leave your sleep, And come with your playfellows out in the street!