"The news of her got over to Wellmouth, and me and Jonadab heard of it.
He was some subject to widows--most widower men are, I guess--but he didn"t develop no alarmin" symptoms in this case and never even hinted that he"d like to see his old girl. Fact is, his newest horse trade had showed that it was afraid of automobiles, and he was beginnin" to get rabid along that line. Then come that afternoon when him and me was out drivin" together, and we--Well, I"ll have to tell you about that.
"We was over on the long stretch of wood road between Trumet and Denboro, nice hard macadam, the mare--her name was Celia, but Jonadab had re-christened her Bay Queen after a boat he used to own--skimmin"
along at a smooth, easy gait, when, lo and behold you! we rounds a turn and there ahead of us is a light, rubber-tired wagon with a man and woman on the seat of it. I heard Jonadab give a kind of snort.
""What"s the matter?" says I.
""Nothin"," says he, between his teeth. "Only, if I ain"t some mistaken, that"s Tobe Loveland"s rig. Wonder if he"s got his s.p.u.n.k with him? The Queen"s feelin" her oats to-day, and I cal"late I can show him a few things."
""Rubbish!" says I, disgusted. "Don"t be foolish, Jonadab. I don"t know nothin" about his s.p.u.n.k, but I do know there"s a woman with him. "Tain"t likely he"ll want to race you when he"s got a pa.s.senger aboard."
""Oh, I don"t know!" says he. "I"ve got you, Barzilla; so "twill be two and two. Let"s heave alongside and see."
"So he clucked to the Queen, and in a jiffy we was astern of t"other rig. Loveland looked back over his shoulder.
""Ugh!" he grunts, "bout as cordial as a plate of ice cream. ""Lo, Wixon, that you?"
""Um-hm," begins Jonadab. "How"s that crowbait of yours to-day, Tobe?
Got any go in him? "Cause if he has, I--"
"He stopped short. The woman in Loveland"s carriage had turned her head and was starin" hard.
""Why!" she gasps. "I do believe--Why, Jonadab!"
""HETTIE!" says the Cap"n.
"Well, after that "twas pull up, of course, and shake hands and talk.
The widow, she done most of the talkin". She was SO glad to see him. How had he been all these years? She knew him instantly. He hadn"t changed a mite--that is, not so VERY much. She was plannin" to come over to the Old Home House and stay a spell later on; but now she was havin" SUCH a good time in Orham, Tobias--Mr. Loveland--was makin" it SO pleasant for her. She did enjoy drivin" so much, and Mr. Loveland had the fastest horse in the county--did we know that?
"Tobias and Jonadab glowered back and forth while all this gush was bein" turned loose, and hardly spoke to one another. But when "twas over and we was ready to start again, the Cap"n says, says he:
""I"ll be mighty glad to see you over to the hotel, when you"re ready to come, Hettie. I can take you ridin", too. Fur"s horse goes, I"ve got a pretty good one myself."
""Oh!" squeals the widow. "Really? Is that him? It"s awful pretty, and he looks fast."
""She is," says Jonadab. "There"s nothin" round here can beat her."
""Humph!" says Loveland. "Git dap!"
""Git dap!" says Jonadab, agreein" with him for once.
"Tobias started, and we started. Tobias makes his horse go a little faster, and Jonadab speeded up some likewise. I see how "twas goin" to be, and therefore I wa"n"t surprised to death when the next ten minutes found us sizzlin" down that road, neck and neck with Loveland, dust flyin", hoofs poundin", and the two drivers leanin" way for"ard over the dash, reins gripped and teeth sot. For a little ways "twas an even thing, and then we commenced to pull ahead a little.
""Loveland," yells Jonadab, out of the port corner of his mouth, "if I ain"t showin" you my tailboard by the time we pa.s.s the fust house in Denboro, I"ll eat my Sunday hat."
"I cal"late he would "a" beat, too. We was drawin" ahead all the time and had a three-quarter length lead when we swung clear of the woods and sighted Denboro village, quarter of a mile away. And up the road comes flyin" a big auto, goin" to beat the cars.
"Let"s forget the next few minutes; they wa"n"t pleasant ones for me.
Soon"s the Bay Queen sot eyes on that auto, she stopped trottin" and commenced to hop; from hoppin" she changed to waltzin" and high jumpin".
When the smoke had cleared, the auto was out of sight and we was in the bushes alongside the road, with the Queen just gettin" ready to climb a tree. As for Tobias and Henrietta, they was roundin" the turn by the fust house in Denboro, wavin" by-bys to us over the back of the seat.
"We went home then; and every foot of the way Cap"n Jonadab called an automobile a new kind of name, and none complimentary. The boarders, they got wind of what had happened and begun to rag him, and the more they ragged, the madder he got and the more down on autos.
"And, to put a head on the whole business, I"m blessed if Tobias Loveland didn"t get in with an automobile agent who was stoppin" in Orham and buy a fifteen-hundred-dollar machine off him. And the very next time Jonadab was out with the Queen on the Denboro road, Tobias and the widow whizzed past him in that car so fast he might as well have been hove to. And, by way of rubbin" it in, they come along back pretty soon and rolled alongside of him easy, while Henrietta gushed about Mr.
Loveland"s beautiful car and how nice it was to be able to go just as swift as you wanted to. Jonadab couldn"t answer back, nuther, bein" too busy keepin" the Queen from turnin" herself into a flyin" machine.
""Twas then that he got himself swore in special constable to arrest auto drivers for overspeedin"; and for days he wandered round layin" for a chance to haul up Tobias and get him fined. He"d have had plenty of game if he"d been satisfied with strangers, but he didn"t want them anyhow, and, besides, most of "em was on their way to spend money at the Old Home House. "Twould have been poor business to let any of THAT cash go for fines, and he realized it.
""Twas in early June, only a few weeks ago, that the widow come to our hotel. I never thought she meant it when she said she was comin", and so I didn"t expect her. Fact is, I was expectin" to hear that she and Tobe Loveland was married or engaged. But there was a slip up somewheres, for all to once the depot wagon brings her to the Old Home House, she hires a room, and settles down to stay till the season closed, which would be in about a fortn"t.
"From the very fust she played her cards for Jonadab. He meant to be middlin" average frosty to her, I imagine--her bein" so thick with Tobias prejudiced him, I presume likely. But land sakes! she thawed him out like hot toddy thaws out some folks" tongues. She never took no notice of his coldness, but smiled and gushed and flattered, and looked her prettiest--which was more"n average, considerin" her age--and by the end of the third day he was hangin" round her like a cat round a cook.
"It commenced to look serious to me. Jonadab was a pretty old fish to be caught with soft soap and a set of false crimps; but you can"t never tell. When them old kind do bite, they gen"rally swallow hook and sinker, and he sartinly did act hungry. I wished more"n once that Peter T. Brown, our business manager, was aboard to help me with advice, but Peter is off tourin" the Yosemite with his wife and her relations, so whatever pilotin" there was I had to do. And every day fetched Jonadab"s bows nigher the matrimonial rocks.
"I"d about made up my mind to sound the fog horn by askin" him straight out what he was cal"latin" to do; but somethin" I heard one evenin", as I set alone in the hotel office, made me think I"d better wait a spell.
"The office window was open and the curtain drawed down tight. I was settin" inside, smokin" and goin" over the situation, when footsteps sounded on the piazza and a couple come to anchor on the settee right by that window. Cap"n Jonadab and Henrietta! I sensed that immediate.
"She was laughin" and actin" kind of queer, and he was talkin" mighty earnest.
""Oh, no, Cap"n! Oh, no!" she giggles. "You mustn"t be so serious on such a beautiful night as this. Let"s talk about the moon."
""Drat the moon!" says Jonadab. "Hettie, I--"
""Oh, just see how beautiful the water looks! All shiny and--"
""Drat the water, too! Hettie, what"s the reason you don"t want to talk serious with me? If that Tobe Loveland--"
""Really, I don"t see why you bring Mr. Loveland"s name into the conversation. He is a perfect gentleman, generous and kind; and as for the way in which he runs that lovely car of his--"
"The Cap"n interrupted her. He ripped out somethin" emphatic.
""Generous!" he snarls. ""Bout as generous as a hog in the feed trough, he is. And as for runnin" that pesky auto, if I"d demean myself to own one of them things, I"ll bet my other suit I could run it better"n he does. If I couldn"t, I"d tie myself to the anchor and jump overboard."
"The way she answered showed pretty plain that she didn"t believe him.
"Really?" she says. "Do you think so? Good night, Jonadab."
"I could hear her walkin" off acrost the piazza. He went after her.
"Hettie," he says, "you answer me one thing. Are you engaged to Tobe Loveland?"
"She laughed again, sort of teasin" and slow. "Really," says she, "you are--Why, no, I"m not."
"That was all, but it set me to thinkin" hard. She wa"n"t engaged to Loveland; she said so, herself. And yet, if she wanted Jonadab, she was actin" mighty funny. I ain"t had no experience, but it seemed to me that then was the time to bag him and she"d put him off on purpose. She was ages too ancient to be a flirt for the fun of it. What was her game?"
CHAPTER X