First there was our gallant ally the Sergeant that everybody had to make a fuss over in French, and then there was young Brown and his widow, _that_ announcement! and then there was you----"
"_Me?_"
"Yes, you yarning away about what women were and what they weren"t, and if so why not. There hasn"t been time to get a word in, man. Secret?" He laughed joyously. "Why, I expect Golden"s just telling Mrs. Cartwright all about it now." The bridegroom crossed his long legs and grinned up into the unresponsive face of this bachelor standing before him. "Yes; this morning! I didn"t see what there was to wait for ... here, have one of mine. Golden thought it was a bit quick, but then so she did when I wanted to be engaged to her, after three whole blooming days. Thought it was _sudden_! That"s----why, it"s nearly four months ago. Anyway I said to myself yesterday, "This engagement"s been dragging on long enough; looks like lasting for ever"----so I got the license right away, wired for my mother, broke it to Golden"s governor, who has always been very decent, and----Well, they were the only guests as far as I knew, never guessing that you and the rest of the Honeycomb were gazing from the windows at my girl in her veil and orange-blossoms. So now will you congratulate me on my marriage?"
The face of the finest judge of marriage in Europe was a study.
For weeks past now, from the windows of cell 0638 at the Honeycomb, Captain Fergus Ross had been accustomed to glance up from his desk and to observe through the window various taxis, cars, or broughams drive up to the door of the Adelphi Chapel.
He had seen young people and their friends alight in ceremonial kit. He had watched them go in; and he had seen young couples presently come out again, sometimes under arches of swords, sometimes under those of crutches and walking-sticks, sometimes in a simple shower of confetti.
No doubt these sights had confirmed him in his misogynistic broodings.
This very morning he had attracted the attention of his colleague, Major Leefe, to the window, and, pointing down upon a hurrying young figure in khaki with a sword, had announced with a grim and pitying smile, "There goes another good man to his doom."
Even as he p.r.o.nounced the last word (which he did as though it were the German for "stupid"), he observed the hurrying figure below to raise its head for a moment as it looked quickly around.
He had recognized Jack Awdas.
Five minutes afterwards he had seen Golden in all her bridal glory, step out of a taxi with Mr. van Huysen.
You could have knocked Captain Ross down with a feather.
What was everybody coming to? he had pondered irritably ever since.
_All_ his friends....
"I congrrratulate----" he began stiffly, but at that very moment a clamour broke out above the music in the room they had left.
"Where is he?"
"Fetch him in----"
"Fancy bolting like that----" came the m.u.f.fled cries.
The door was flung suddenly open as Brown, Ellerton, the Highlander, Sergeant Tronchet and the Master of the House burst suddenly into the lobby.
"Here he is!"
"Now, you rascal----"
"Dark horse, what?"
"Come in, you dog----"
"Ah, _farceur_! Felicita----"
"Bai Jove, trying to hush it up----"
"Mr. Awdas, I say. Mr. Awdas----"
"Ah, would you----"
"Monsieur de l"Audace!"
"Priceless!"
Among them they almost carried Jack"s Herculean young form back into the sitting-room.
Captain Ross followed.
The golden head of the Sunburst Girl towered above the heads of Olwen and of Miss Walsh as they pressed upon her their enthusiastic good wishes. Laughing, flushed, sparkling, she was giving her version of that dilatory courtship of Jack"s; while Mrs. Cartwright in the corner by that desk of hers, was hunting in some _cache_ of hers for something (to wit, the last drop of Bubbly she possessed).
"Here"s more surprises about your English ways," the American bride was laughing. "Here"s this Bird-boy of mine----well, you all know the quick and sudden start of our engagement! There was father and I thinking maybe it wouldn"t matter so much provided we had a sensible time to get to know one another in after say a year! Then yesterday Jack gets suddenly scared that we"ll both be grey and rheumatic fossils if we aren"t married half an hour from then.... Say, Olwen? What could I say?
I don"t know how he does it--it"s mesmerism or a charm, I guess, for when once Jack takes it into his head----"
Here the laughter and cheering of the men broke out. The Master of the House was seen to be advancing, carrying at the full length of his young arms a tray of gla.s.ses. Mrs. Cartwright rose from the chest, smilingly holding a gold-topped bottle in either hand.
"Who"s going to open these?"
Already Mr. Brown had whisked a skirt of his tunic under his arm and was slipping his sapper"s knife from its swivel. "Stand from under!" sang out the little second lieutenant as pop! went a cork. "Right! I"ll fill "em, Mrs. C. I"m the next starter for the matrimonial stakes, after the giddy bridegroom. Out o" the way, Ross! Don"t take up the earth....
Invited out to supper, and staying to wedding-breakfast, eh?... Here"s yours, Miss Olwen; a bridesmaid, are you?... No, you don"t, Ellerton; _I"m_ booked for best man.... I"m going to have one from everybody....
_After_ you"ve finished with my feet, Ross----"
Captain Ross, glaring above his gla.s.s at the group about that tall and resplendent bridal pair, found his bad temper of the day culminating in a very curious decision.
He was going to leave directly he"d finished this gla.s.s of champagne in which they toasted the young Awdases. And he was going to take with him, Olwen Howel-Jones. He was going to see her home. He was; not that gibbering idiot Brown, who was engaged anyway, nor that hopeless a.s.s Ellerton, that Naval outfitter"s dummy; no fear. Most certainly not. As for that fellow Jack, what the Hades did he mean by looking as if he were the only man on G.o.d"s earth whose wedding-night it had ever been or ever could be? Was Jack Awdas the first young fool who"d ever managed to get himself marked down and married by a girl?... The whole party seemed to be one confounded whirl of tomfoolery.... Well, he, Ross, was leaving, and taking that chit home. (It was high time.) Drive her all the way, too; because he"d got something to say to her. Straight away he"d say to her, "Now, see here, d.a.m.n it, there"s going to be no more of _this_, there"s been enough of it, and I won"t have it."
Just that was what he intended to say, and----
At this instant the Master of the House, in the treble one of his voices, called, "I say, Captain Ross, please--they"re asking for _you_."
The telephone-bell had rung a moment before, and Keith had run out of the room to answer it.
The telephone was just outside; Captain Ross went to it....
In a minute or so he returned. He was seen to draw his hostess aside, to murmur something to her. Mrs. Cartwright nodded quickly. Then he went up for the second time that evening to catch hold, with his one remaining hand, of the arm of Jack Awdas. The young flying officer gave a jerk of his fair head; a whisper to Golden, another to his hostess.... Before the rest of the group had realized that they were going, those two, Ross and Awdas, were out of the flat, down the one flight of steps and out into the clear moonlight above Westminster.
Then, composedly and carelessly, Mrs. Cartwright slipped her arm through Golden"s, and turned to her other guests.
"I"m so sorry to be inhospitable, dear people, but I think it would be better if you went, now!" she announced, smilingly. "There"s heaps of time. You see Captain Ross gets the warning from the Honeycomb half an hour before any of us, and they"ve just rung him up to say----"
"Raid on!" e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.ed Keith"s highest squeak.
"Probably, he thinks," said his mother with a shrug. "Tiresome people these Huns are; _no_ sense of fitness. Well--finish your bubbly and off with you."
There was a scurrying of the women-folk to get their wraps from Mrs.