Chapter 403 Build up Your Health
“You don’t need to be like that.” Hu Xiaoxian sat on his legs, then placed her arms around Qin Haodong’s neck and said, “You didn’t pretend to be an old man in Jiangnan City. You still are the Medical Sage. You have to rely on nothing but medical skills to be a doctor.”
Hu Xiaoxian’s plump body was sitting on his lap. Qin Haodong had nowhere to put his hands. He said, “Stay away from me. Don’t let others see this.”
Hu Xiaoxian said with a smile, “There’s only you and me here. Besides, now I’m your wife. What’s the matter if we are close?”
Then she kissed Qin Haodong on his cheek, then giggled and said, “It’s so nice now. I’m your wife and you only belong to me.”
On their way to Burma, Hu Xiaoxian said that they would pretend to be a couple, so that it was convenient to perform tasks. However, Qin Haodong always felt that she was using her power for personal gain. She just wanted to flirt with him.
Just then, someone outside the door called, “Anybody here?”
Then, a woman in her sixties entered with a little black dog in her arms.
The old lady spoke Burmese. Qin Haodong and Hu Xiaoxian had learned it before, so there was no problem in communication.
Qin Haodong hurriedly pushed Hu Xiaoxian away from him, stood up and said, “h.e.l.lo, what can I help you with?”
Pointing to the little black dog in her arms, the old lady said, “It’s not me. It’s my little dog.”
Qin Haodong suddenly became speechless. As the Medical Sage, he opened a clinic in Burma, while his first patient was a dog.
“Madam, you’ve made a mistake. I’m a Chinese medicine pract.i.tioner, not a veterinarian. I’m a doctor for people, not for dogs.”
The old lady was not happy and said, “If you can treat people, you can treat dogs too. There is no veterinarian in this town and my dog is ill. Who can help me?”
Upon seeing the old lady’s persistence, Hu Xiaoxian covered her mouth and smiled.
Qin Haodong helplessly said, “Well, let me have a look.”
He held the little black dog in his arms and looked at it. He was sure that it had gastroenteritis. He took out the silver needles and treated it with Green Wood Genuine Qi. Soon, the little black dog was refreshed.
The old lady took back the little black dog and said with satisfaction, “Young doctor, your skill is good. I will advertise for you.”
After that, the old lady didn’t pay. She just took the dog and left.
Hu Xiaoxian laughed and said, “Great Medical Sage, don’t be angry. Anyway, we had our first patient.”
Qin Haodong raised his hand and clapped her b.u.t.tocks. He said regretfully, “You’re a black sheep. Go and cook for me as soon as possible.”
Hu Xiaoxian glanced at him with charming eyes and said, “Wait. I’ll buy some food and treat you well in the evening.”
Then she turned and left. It wasn’t long. Qin Haodong heard a noise outside the door. When he opened the door, he was petrified.
There were many people gathering in front of the clinic with their cats, dogs, and even birds, led by the old lady who had gone there before.
When she saw Qin Haodong, she immediately went forward and said, “Doctor Tang, you cured my dog so quickly. People nearby think you’re a great doctor, so they all brought their pets to you to have a physical examination.”
Qin Haodong was very helpless. He took a deep breath, calmed down and said, “Madam, I’m really not a veterinarian…”
The old lady said, “I know. That’s true. But your medical skill is better than that of a veterinarian. I will come to see you if there’s something wrong with my dog…”
Others also shouted, “Yes. Doctor Tang, there is no veterinarian in this town. Please help my dog. It hasn’t eaten in days and has diarrhea…”
“Doctor Tang, my pet always loses its hair these days. Is it a disease?”
“Doctor Tang, my pet always cries at night. Is it uncomfortable?”
Although Qin Haodong was helpless, he could only treat those pets one by one. Under the nourishment of his Green Wood Genuine Qi, those cats and dogs became very energetic.
When Hu Xiaoxian returned with food and saw that Qin Haodong had become a veterinarian completely, she roared with laughter. Unexpectedly, the clinic had become a Veterinary hospital.
After two hours of busy work, when Qin Haodong treated the last puppy with his needle, a middle-aged man finally came over and asked, “Doctor Tang, I’ve always had shoulder pain and dizziness recently. Can you help me?”
Upon finally seeing there was a people coming to see a doctor, Qin Haodong couldn’t help having a feeling that his eyes would fill with tears. He immediately felt the pulse for the middle-aged person.
Soon, he said, “Sir, this is the typical cervical spondylosis. It’s the initial symptom. If it becomes more serious, it will cause vomiting, numbness of hands and feet, and even paralysis.”
Upon hearing that, the middle-aged man immediately became nervous and said, “Doctor Tang, can you cure it?”
“Of course, it can be treated. It’s very simple. I’ll give you a ma.s.sage and help you reset the dislocated cervical spine.”
Qin Haodong then asked the middle-aged man to lie on the bed beside him. He ma.s.saged his shoulder and neck, and then did an acupuncture and moxibustion for him.
Ten minutes later, the middle-aged man got up from the bed, moved his neck and shoulders, and said in surprise, “Doctor Tang, your skill is amazing. I’m not only relieved of the pain in my neck but also feel energetic.”
Qin Haodong said, “It’s just a cervical spondylosis, but you have to pay attention to it later. Don’t keep your head bowed down for a long time and remember to relax your neck.”
After the middle-aged person left, the Tangmen Clinic slowly had its reputation established in the small town. After that, several people had gone to see Qin Haodong.
Qin Haodong closed the clinic at 5 o’clock in the afternoon. He had been hungry for a day.
Walking into the kitchen, he smelled the meal and saw that Hu Xiaoxian was wearing a pink suspender skirt. Her white shoulders were completely exposed to the air. Although Qin Haodong could only see her back, her s.e.xy figure was enough to firmly attract his eyes.
Because he was hungry or because he had seen Hu Xiaoxian, Qin Haodong swallowed and said, “I’m starving to death. What did you cook?”
Hu Xiaoxian turned around and gave him a charming look. “Are you hungry for the food or hungry for me?”
Qin Haodong said, “Uh… Of course I’m hungry for the dinner!”
“Put the dishes on the table and we will have dinner now.”
Hu Xiaoxian placed the dishes on the plate and gave them to Qin Haodong. Then she poured the stewed soup into a big bowl and set it on the table.
“What kind of soup is this? It’s so fragrant.”
Qin Haodong was thirsty and hungry. He immediately drank a bowl of soup.
Hu Xiaoxian looked at him strangely and said, “What does it taste like? What does it taste like?”
Qin Haodong didn’t notice her expression. He filled another bowl for himself and said, “Good! It tastes good!”
“Have some more then.”
Hu Xiaoxian placed another bowl of soup in front of him.
Qin Haodong was not reserved. He drank the soup in the bowl quickly. After taking three bowls of soup, the feeling of hunger was relieved. He wiped his mouth, looked at several dishes on the table and asked, “Xiaoxian, you aren’t good at cooking meat, why did you cook so many meat dishes?”
“I know it was too hard for you today. I want to build up your health!”
Hu Xiaoxian’s face once again showed a cunning smile.
Qin Haodong took the chopsticks and picked up a piece of meat in front of him. He put it in his mouth, tasted it and said, “It’s delicious and chewy. What kind of meat is it?”
Hu Xiaoxian said with a smile, “Can’t tell? Taste another one.”
Qin Haodong thought the dish was delicious. He took a few more and said, “I still can’t figure it out. Tell me what kind of dish it is.”
Hu Xiaoxian said with a smile, “This is fried pig p.e.n.i.s!”
“Uh…What?”
Qin Haodong suddenly became awkward and asked, “What about this one?”
“The same, but from an ox!”
“And what about this?”
Qin Haodong asked, pointing to another dish.
“A donkey’s…”
“And this?”
“A sheep’s…”
Qin Haodong was going crazy. He pointed to the last dish and said, “Is this the same?”
“No!”
Qin Haodong was relieved at last, but then Hu Xiaoxian said, “This is fried kidney!”
“I… I don’t need these things.”
Qin Haodong suddenly had a bad feeling. He pointed to the pot of soup and asked, “What is the soup made of?”
Hu Xiaoxian said with a smile, “This is a man’s treasure. Ten p.e.n.i.s soup!”
“I…” Qin Haodong was completely speechless. He cried regretfully, “What are you doing?”
Hu Xiaoxian smiled thoughtfully and said, “Nothing. You have been staying with me these days and had no reaction. I think that Nihon woman made you too weak, so I want to help you.”
“You…”
Qin Haodong felt that the woman was just fooling with him.
“What’s wrong with you? Don’t you like me?” Hu Xiaoxian sat closer to Qin Haodong’s side and said coquettishly, “When I bought this food in the market, they all said that I was a considerate and good woman. They all said that you were lucky to marry me.”
Qin Haodong felt helpless at heart. A beautiful woman bought so many unique dishes in the market. Other people would know that her man was very weak!
Hu Xiaoxian placed her arms around Qin Haodong’s neck and said, “Young man, eat them quickly. They were specially made for you by me. How can you build up your body if you don’t eat them?”
After knowing what those dishes were made of, Qin Haodong didn’t want to eat anymore. He just ate two bowls of rice.
Hu Xiaoxian sat on Qin Haodong’s thighs again and placed her arms around Qin Haodong’s neck. It seemed that she had a special love for that posture. She whispered in Qin Haodong’s ear, “What’s up? Don’t you think my cooking is delicious? If you don’t like them, how about I braise them in soy sauce or steam them in clear soup tomorrow?”
After eating so many special foods, Qin Haodong immediately felt a fire rising from his belly in the face of such a beauty. He said, “I’m full. Now I’m going to take a bath.”
Then he rushed into the bathroom as if he were fleeing. And Hu Xiaoxian proudly laughed behind him.
After entering the bathroom, Qin Haodong turned on the nozzle, adjusted the water temperature to the lowest level and poured the water from head to feet. He tried to extinguish the inner flame through cold water.
But ten minutes later, he found that he still underestimated the power of the soup. No matter how cold the water he used, he still felt very hot.