The little booksellers of the Strand, in their death struggle against Rickman"s, never cursed that house more heartily than did the Junior Journalists, in their friendly, shabby little den, smelling of old leather and tobacco and the town. They complained that it cut on two-thirds of the light from the front windows of the reading-room.
Not that any of them were ever known to read in it. They used it chiefly as a place to talk in, for which purpose little illumination was required.
To-night one of the windows in question was occupied by a small group of talkers isolated from the rest. There was Mackinnon, of _The Literary Observer_. There were the three wild young spirits of _The Planet_, Stables, who had launched it with frightful impetus into s.p.a.ce (having borrowed a sum sufficient for the purpose), Maddox, who controlled its course, and Rankin, whose brilliance made it twinkle so brightly in the firmament. With them, but emphatically not of them, was Horace Jewdwine, of Lazarus, who had come up from Oxford to join the staff of _The Museion_.
Jewdwine and Mackinnon, both secure of a position and a salary, looked solemn and a little anxious; but the men of _The Planet_, having formed themselves into a sort of unlimited liability company, and started a brand new "weekly" of their own (upon no sort of security beyond their bare brains) were as persons without a single care, worry or responsibility. They were exchanging ideas in an off-hand and light-hearted manner, the only stipulation being that the ideas must be new; for, by some unwritten law of the club, the conversational currency was liable at any moment to be called in.
This evening, however, they had hit on a topic almost virgin from the mint.
"S.K.R.? _Who_ is he? _What_ is he?" said Mackinnon.
"I can"t tell you what he _is_; but I can pretty soon tell you what he"s not," said Stables. He was a very young man with a white face and red eyelids, who looked as if he sat up all night and went to bed in the day-time, as indeed he generally did.
"_Omnis negatio est determinatio_," murmured Jewdwine, without looking up from the letter he was trying to write.
"What has he done?" persisted Mackinnon.
"He"s done a great many remarkable things," said Rankin; "things almost as remarkable as himself."
"Who unearthed him?"
"I did," said Rankin, so complacently that the deep lines relaxed round the five copper-coloured bosses that were his chin and cheeks and brow. (The rest of Rankin"s face was spectacles and moustache.)
"Oh, did you?" said Maddox. Maddox was a short man with large shoulders; heavy browed, heavy jowled, heavy moustached. Maddox"s appearance belied him; he looked British when he was half Celt; he struck you as overbearing when he was only top-heavy; he spoke as if he was angry when he was only in fun, as you could see by his eyes.
Little babyish blue eyes they were with curly corners, a gay light in the sombre truculence of his face. They looked cautiously round.
"I can tell you a little tale about S.K.R. You know the last time Smythe was ill--?"
"You mean drunk."
"Well--temporarily extinguished. S.K.R., who knows his music-halls, was offered Smythe"s berth. We delicately intimated to him that if he liked at any time to devote a little paragraph to Miss Poppy Grace, he was at perfect liberty to do so."
"A liberty he interpreted as poetic licence."
"Nothing of the sort. He absolutely declined the job."
"Why?"
"Well--the marvellous boy informed me that he was too intimate with the lady to write about her. At any rate with that n.o.ble impartiality which distinguishes the utterances of _The Planet_."
"Steady, man. He _never_ told ye _that_!" said Mackinnon.
"I didn"t say he _told_ me, I said he informed me."
"And whar"s the differ"nce? I don"t see it at all."
"Trepan him, trepan him."
Stables took out his penknife and indicated by dumb show a surgical operation on Mackinnon"s dome-like head.
"I gathered it," continued Maddox suavely, "from his manner. I culled his young thought like a flower."
"Perhaps," Rankin suggested, "he was afraid of compromising Poppy."
"He might have left that subtle consideration to Pilkington."
"That was it. He scented d.i.c.ky"s hand in it, and wasn"t particularly anxious to oblige him. The point of the joke is that he happens to owe d.i.c.ky a great deal more than he can conveniently pay. That"ll give you some faint notion of the magnificence of his cheek."
Stables was impressed. He wondered what sort of young man it could be who had the moral courage to oppose d.i.c.ky Pilkington at such a moment.
He could not have done it himself. d.i.c.ky Pilkington was the great and mysterious power at the back of _The Planet_.
"But this isn"t the end of it. I told him, for his future guidance and encouragement, that he had mistaken cause and effect--that little variety _artistes_, like other people, are not popular because they are written about, but written about because they are popular--that _The Planet_ is the organ of public opinion, not of private opinions; in short, that he wasn"t in it, at all. I thought I"d sat on him till he was about flat--and the very next week he comes bounding in with his _Saturnalia_, as he calls them."
"That was your moment. Why didn"t you rise up in your majesty and r-r-reject them?"
"Couldn"t. They were too d.a.m.ned good." Maddox smiled at the reminiscence. "I wasn"t going to let him sign them, but he took the wind out of my sails by stating beforehand that he didn"t want to--that if I didn"t mind--_mind_, if you please--he"d very much rather not. It"s only the last week (when the _Saturnalia_ were getting better and better) that he graciously permitted his initials to appear. S.K.R.--Savage Keith Rickman."
"Good Lord!" said Rankin; "what must he be like?"
"Ask Jewdwine," said Stables; "he"s Jewdwine"s man."
"Excuse _me_," said Maddox, "he is _mine_. I say, Jewdwine, what _is_ he like?"
Jewdwine did not respond very eagerly; he wanted to get on with his letter. But the club had another unwritten law as to writing. If a majority of members desired to write, silence was vigorously insisted on. Any number short of a majority wrote as best they could. For this unfortunate scribe there could be no concession; he was in a minority of one.
"If"--said he, "you can imagine the soul of a young Sophocles, battling with that of a--of a junior journalist in the body of a dissipated little c.o.c.kney--"
"Can"t," said Stables. "Haven"t got enough imagination."
"The child of "Ellas and of Ollywell Street"--innocent of--er--the rough breathing," suggested Maddox.
As it was now seven o"clock, and the Junior Journalists were dropping off one by one to the dining-room below, the young men of _The Planet_ began to stretch their legs, and raise their voices, and behave like young men who believe their privacy to be inviolable and complete.
They soon had the place to themselves, except for one person whose entrance had been covered by the outgoing stream; and he had delicately turned his back on them, and taken a seat in the farthest window, where his un.o.btrusive presence could be no possible hindrance to conversation.
"I"ve seen him after supper," said Maddox. He was obliged to speak rather loudly, because of the noise that came up from the overcrowded dining-room.
"Well, then, how did he strike you?"
Maddox"s eyes curled with limpid, infantile devilry.
"Well, I daresay he might be a bit of a bounder when he"s sober, but he"s a perfect little gentleman when he"s drunk. Softens him down somehow."
"_In vino veritas_--a true gentleman at heart."
"One of Nature"s gentlemen. _I_ know "em," said Stables.
"One of Art"s gentlemen," interposed Jewdwine severely, "and a very fine gentleman too, if you take him that way."
Jewdwine raised his head from his letter and looked round uneasily.