As for the journey, Kitty, I have no words to describe the scenery through which we travelled: deep glens between lofty mountains, wooded to the very summits with cork and chestnut trees, over which, towering aloft, were seen the peaks of the great Apennines, glistening in snow, or golden in the glow of sunset. Wending along through these our little procession went, in itself no unpicturesque feature, for we were obliged to advance in single file along the narrow pathway, and thus our mules, with their scarlet trappings and ta.s.selled bridles, and our floating costumes, made up an effect which will remain painted on my heart forever. In reality, I made a sketch of the scene; but Lord George, who for the convenience of talking to me always rode with his face to the mule"s tail, made me laugh so often that my drawing is quite spoiled.
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At last we arrived at our little inn called "La Pace,"--how beautifully it sounds, dearest! and really stands so, too, beside a gushing mountain-stream, and perfectly embowered in olives. We could only obtain two rooms, however,--one, adjoining the kitchen, for papa and mamma; the other, under the tiles, for Cary and myself. Fra Giacomo quarters himself on the priest of the village; and Lord George and James are what the Italians call "_a spa.s.so_" Betty Cobb is furious at being consigned to the kitchen, in company with some thirty others, many of whom, I may remark, are English people of rank and condition. In fact, dearest, the whole place is so crowded that a miserable room, in all its native dirt and disgust, costs the price of a splendid apartment in Paris. Many of the first people of Europe are here: ministers, amba.s.sadors, generals; and an English earl also, who is getting a drawing made of the shrine and the Virgin, and intends sending a narrative of her miracles to the "Tablet." You have no idea, my dearest Kitty, of the tone of affectionate kindness and cordiality inspired by such a scene. Dukes, Princes, even Royalties, accost you as their equals. As Fra G. says, "The holy influences level distinctions." The Duke of San Pietrino placed his own cushion for mamma to kneel on yesterday. The Graf von Dummerslungen gave me a relic to kiss as I pa.s.sed this morning. Lord Tollington, one of the proudest peers in England, stopped to ask papa how he was, and regretted we had not arrived last Sat.u.r.day, when the Virgin sneezed twice!
As we begin our Novena to-morrow, I shall probably not have a moment to continue this rambling epistle; but you may confidently trust that my first thoughts, when again at liberty, shall be given to you. Till then, darling Kitty, believe me,
Your devoted and ever affectionate
Mart Anne Dodd.
P. S. More arrivals, Kitty,--three carriages and eleven donkeys! Where they are to put up I can"t conceive. Lord G. says, "It"s as full as the "Diggins," and quite as dear." The excitement and novelty of the whole are charming!
LETTER XIX. MRS. DODD TO MRS. MARY GALLAGHER, DODSBOROUGH
Orsaro, Feast of Saint Gingo.
My dear Molly,--The Earl of Guzeberry, that leaves this to-day for England, kindly offers to take charge of my letters to you; and so I write "Favored by his Lordship" on the outside, just that you may show the neighbors, and teach them Davises the respect they ought to show us, if it "s ever our misfortune to meet.
The n.o.ble Lord was here doing his penances with us for the last three weeks, and is now my most intimate friend on earth. He "s the kindest-hearted creature I ever met, and always doing good works, of one sort or other; and whenever not sticking nails in his own flesh, or pulling hairs out of his beard or eyelashes, always ready to chastise a friend!
We came here to see the wonderful Virgin of Orsaro, and beg her intercession for us all, but more especially for K. I., whose temper proves clearly that there"s what Father James calls a "possession of him;" that is to say, "he has devils inside of him." The whole account of the saint herself--her first manifestation and miraculous doings--you "ll find in the little volume that accompanies this, written, as you will see, by your humble servant. Lord G. gave me every a.s.sistance in his power; and, indeed, but for him and Father James, it might have taken years to finish it; for I must tell you, Molly, bad as Berlin-work is, it "s nothing compared to writing a book; for when you have the wool and the frame, it"s only st.i.tching it in, but with a book you have to arrange your thoughts, and then put them down; after that, there "s the grammar to be minded, and the spelling, and the stops; and many times, where you think it"s only a comma, you have come to your full period! I a.s.sure you I went through more with that book--little as it is--than in all my "observances," some of them very severe ones. First of all, we had to be so particular about the miracles, knowing well what Protestant bigotry would do when the account came out. We had to give names and dates and places, with witnesses to substantiate, and all that could corroborate the facts. Then we had a difficulty of another kind,--how to call the Virgin. You may remember how those Exeter Hall wretches spoke of Our Lady of Rimini,--as the "Winking Virgin." We could n"t say sneezing after that, so we just called her "La Madonna dei Sospiri,"--"Our Lady of Sighs." To be sure, we can"t get the people here to adopt this t.i.tle; but that"s no consequence as regards England.
By the time the volume reaches you, all Europe will be ringing with the wonderful tidings; for there are three bishops here, and they have all signed the "Mmoire," recommending special services in honor of the Virgin, and strongly urging a subscription to build a suitable shrine for her in this her native village.
You have no idea, dear Molly, of what a blessed frame of mind these spiritual duties have enabled me to enjoy. How peaceful is my spirit!--how humble my heart! I turn my thoughts away from earth as easily as I could renounce rope-dancing; and when I sit of an evening, in a state of what Lord Guzeberry calls "beat.i.tude," K. I. might have the cholera without my caring for it.
The season is now far advanced, however, and, to my infinite grief, we must leave this holy spot, where we have made a numerous and most valuable acquaintance; for, besides several of the first people of England, we have formed intimacy with the d.u.c.h.essa di Sangue Nero, first lady to the Queen of Naples; the Marquesa di Villa Guasta, a great leader of fashion in Turin; the "Noncio" at the court of Modena; and a variety of distinguished Florentines and Romans, who all a.s.sure us that our devotions are the best pa.s.sports for admission in all the select houses of Italy.
Mary Anne predicts a brilliant winter before us, and even Cary is all delight at the prospect of picture galleries and works of art. Is n"t it paying the Protestants off for their insulting treatment of us at home, Molly, to see all the honor and respect we receive abroad? The tables are completely turned, my dear; for not one of them ever gets his nose into the really high society of this country, while we are welcomed to it with open arms. But if there "s anything sure to get you well received in the first houses, it is having a convert of rank in your train. To be the means of bringing a lord over to the true fold is to be taken up at once by cardinals and princes of all kinds.
As Mary Anne says, "Let us only induce Lord George to enter the Catholic Church and our fortune is made." And oh, Molly, putting all the pomps and vanities of this world aside, never heeding the grandeur of this life, nor caring what men may do to us, is n"t it an elegant reflection to save one poor creature from the dreadful road of destruction and ruin! I"m sure it would be the happiest day of my life when I could read in the "Tablet," "We have great satisfaction in announcing to our readers that Lord George Tiverton, member for"--I forget where--"and son of the Marquis "--I forget whom,--"yesterday renounced the errors of the Protestant Church to embrace those of the Church of Rome."
Maybe, now, you "d like to hear something about ourselves; but I "ve little to tell that is either pleasant or entertaining. You know--or, at least, you will know from Kitty Doolan--the way K. I. destroyed poor James, and lost him a beautiful creature and four thousand a year. That was a blow there"s no getting over; and, indeed, I"d have sunk under it if it was n"t for Father James, and the consolation he has been able to give me. There was an offer came for Caroline. Captain Morris, that you "ve heard me speak of, wrote and proposed, which I opened during K. I."s illness, and sent him a flat refusal, Molly, with a bit of advice in the end, about keeping in his own rank of life, and marrying into his own creed.
Maybe I mightn"t have been so stout about rejecting him, for it"s the hardest thing in life to marry a daughter nowadays, but that Father Giacomo said his Holiness would never forgive me for taking a heretic into the family, and that it was one of the nine deadly sins.
You may perceive from this, that Father G. is of great use to me when I need advice and guidance, and, indeed, I consulted him as to whether I ought to separate from K. I., or not. There are cases of conscience, he tells me, and cases of convenience. The first are matters for the cardinals and the Holy College! but the others any ordinary priest can settle; and this is one of them. "Don"t leave him," says he, "for your means of doing good will only be more limited; and as to your trials, take out some of your mortifications that way; and, above all, don"t be too lenient to _him_." Ay, Molly, he saw my weak point, do what I would to hide it; he knew my failing was an easy disposition, and a patient, submissive turn of mind. But I "ll do my endeavor to conquer it, if it was only for the poor children"s sake; for I know he"d marry again, and I sometimes suspect I "ve hit the one he has his eyes on.
On Friday next we are to leave this for Genoa. It"s the end of our Novena, and we would n"t have time for another before the snow sets in; for though we"re in Italy, Molly, the mountains all round us are tipped with snow, and it"s as cold now, when you "re in the shade, as I ever felt it in Ireland. It"s a great tournament at Genoa is taking us there.
There "s to be the King of Saxony, and the King of Bohemia, too, I believe; for whenever you begin to live in fashionable life, you must run after royal people from place to place, be seen wherever they are, and be quite satisfied whenever your name is put down among the "distinguished company."
I was near forgetting that I want you to get Father John to have my little book read by the children in our National School; for, as K.
I. is the patron, we have, of course, the right. At all events _I"ll_ withdraw if they refuse; and they can"t accuse me of illiberality or bigotry, for I never said a word against the taking away the Bible. Let them just remember _that!_
Lord Guzeberry is just going, so that I have only time to seal, and sign myself as ever yours,
Jemima Dodd.
I send you two dozen of the tracts to distribute among our friends. The one bound in red silk is for Dean O"Dowd, "with the author"s devotions and duties."
LETTER XX. BETTY COBB TO MISTRESS SHUSAN O"SHEA.
Mount Orsaro.
My dear Shusan,--It"s five months and two days since I wrote to you last, and it "s like five years in regard to the way time has worn and distressed me. The mistress tould Mrs. Gallagher how I was deserted by that deceatfull blaguard, taking off with him my peace of mind, two petticoats, and a blue cloth cloak, that I thought would last me for life! so that I need n"t go over my miseries again to yourself. We heard since that he had another wife in Switzerland, not to say two more wandering about, so that the master says, if we ever meet him, we can hang him for "bigotry." And, to tell you the truth, Shusy, I feel as if it would be a great relief to me to do it! if it was only to save other craytures from the same feat that he did to your poor friend Betty Cobb; besides that, until something of the kind is done, I can"t enter the holy state again with any other deceaver.
Such a life as we "re leadin", Shusy, at one minute all eatin" and drinkin" and caressin" from morning till night; at another, my dear, it"s all fastin" and mortification, for the mistress has no moderation at all; but, as the master says, she "s always in her extremities! If ye seen the dress of her last week, she was Satan from head to foot, and now she "s, by way of a saint, in white Cashmar, with a little scurge at her waist, and hard pegs in her shoes!
We have nothin" to eat but roots, like the beasts of the field; and them, too, mostly raw! That"s to make us good soldiers of the Church, Father James says; but in my heart and soul, Shusy, I "m sick of the regiment. Shure, when we "ve a station in Ireland, it only lasts a day or two at most; and if your knees is sore with the pennance, shure you have the satisfaction of the pleasant evenings after; with, maybe, a dance, or, at all events, tellin" stories over a jug of punch; but here it"s prayers and stripes, stripes and offices, starvation and more stripes, till, savin" your presence, I never sit down without a screech!
Why we came here I don"t know; the mistress says it was to cure the master; but did n"t I hear her tell him a thousand times that the bad drop was in him, and he "d never be better to his dyin" day? so that it can"t be for that. Sometimes I think it"s to get Mary Anne married, and they want Saint Agatha to help them; but faith, Shusy, one sinner is worth two saints for the like of that. Lord George tould me in confidence--the other day it was--that the mistress wanted an increase to her family. Faith, you may well open your eyes, my dear, but them "s his words! And tho" I did n"t believe him at first, I "m more persuaded of it now, that I see how she"s goin" on.
If the master only suspected it, he "d be off to-morrow, for he "s always groanin" and moanin" over the expense of the family; and, between you and me, I believe I ought to go and tell him. Maybe you "d give me advice what to do, for it"s a nice point.
You would n"t know Paddy Byrne, how much he"s grown, and the wonderful whiskers he has all over his face; but he "s as bowld as bra.s.s, and has the impedince of the divil in him. He never ceases tormentin" me about Taddy, and says I ought to take out a few florins in curses on him, just as if I could n"t do it cheaper myself than payin" a priest for it As for Paddy himself,--do what the mistress will,--she can get no good of him, in regard to his duties. He does all his stations on his knees, to be sure, but with a cigar in his mouth; and when he comes to the holy well, it"s a pull at a dram bottle he takes instead of the blessed water. I wondered myself at his givin" a crown-piece to the Virgin on Tuesday last, but he soon showed me what he was at by say in", "If she does n"t get my wages riz for that, the divil receave the f arthin" she "ll ever receave of mine again!"
After all, Shusy, it "s an elegant sight to see all them great people that thinks so much of themselves, crawling about on their hands and knees, kissin" a relict here, huggin" a stone there, just as much frightened about the way the saint looks at them as one of us! It does one"s heart good to know that, for all their fine livin" and fine clothes, ould Nick has the same hould of them that he has of you and me!
I had a great deal to tell you about the family and their goin"s on, but I must conclude in haste, for tho" it"s only five o"clock, there"s the bell ringing for martins, and I have a station to take before first ma.s.s. I suppose it"s part of my mortifications, but the mistress and Mary Anne never gives me a st.i.tch of clothes till they"re spoiled; and I"m drivin to my wits" end, tearin" and destroyin" things in such a way as not to ruin them when they come to me! Miss Caroline never has a gown much better than my own; and, indeed, she said the other day, "When I want to be smart, Betty, you must lend me your black bombaseen."
There"s the mistress gone out already, so no more from
Your sincear friend,
Betty Cobb.
I think Lord G. is right about the mistress. The saints forgive her, at her time of life! More in my next.
LETTER XXI. JAMES DODD TO ROBERT DOOLAN, ESQ. TRINITY COLLEGE, DUBLIN.
The Inn, Orsaro.
My dear Bob,--This must be a very brief epistle, since, amongst other reasons, the sheet of letter-paper costs me a florin, and I shall have to pay three more for a messenger to convey it to the post-town, a distance of as many miles off. To explain these scarce credible facts, I must tell you that we are at a little village called Orsaro, in the midst of a wild mountain country, whither we have come to perform penances, say prayers, and enact other devotions at the shrine of a certain St. Agatha, who, some time last autumn, took to working miracles down here, and consequently attracting all the faithful who had nothing to do with themselves before Carnival.
My excellent mother it was who, in an access of devotion, devised the excursion; and the governor, hearing that the locality was a barbarous one, and the regimen a strict fast, fancied, of course, it would be a most economical dodge, at once agreed; but, by Jove! the saving is a delusion and a snare. Two miserable rooms, dirty and ill furnished, cost forty francs a day; bad coffee and black bread, for breakfast, are supplied at four francs a head; dinner--if by such a name one would designate a starved kid stewed in garlic, or a boiled hedgehog with chiccory sauce,--ten francs each; sour wine at the price of Chteau Lafitte; and a seat in the sanctuary, to see the Virgin, four times as dear as a stall at the Italian Opera. Exorbitant as all these charges are, we are gravely a.s.sured that they will be doubled whenever the Virgin sneezes again, that being the manifestation, as they call it, by which she displays her satisfaction at our presence here. I do not fancy talking irreverently of these things, Bob, but I own to you I am ineffably shocked at the gross impositions innkeepers, postmasters, donkey-owners, and others practise by trading on the devotional feelings and pious aspirations of weak but worthy people. I say nothing of the priests themselves; they may or may not believe all these miraculous occurrences. One thing, however, is clear: they make every opportunity of judging of them so costly that only a rich man can afford himself the luxury, so that you and I, and a hundred others like us, may either succ.u.mb or scoff, as we please, without any means of correcting our convictions. One inevitable result ensues from this. There are two camps: the Faithful, who believe everything, and are cheated by every imaginable device of mock relics and made-up miracles; and the Unbelieving, who actually rush into ostentatious vice, to show their dislike to hypocrisy! Thus, this little dirty village, swarming with priests, and resounding with the tramp of processions, is a den of every kind of dissipation. The rattle of the dice-box mingles with the nasal chantings of the tonsured monks, and the wild orgies of a drinking party blend with the strains of the organ! If men be not religiously minded, the contact with the Church seems to make demons of them. How otherwise interpret the scoff and mockery that unceasingly go forward against priests and priestcraft in a little community, as it were, separated for acts of piety and devotion?
That we live in a most believing age is palpable, by the fact that this place swarms with men distinguished in every court and camp in Europe.
Crafty ministers, artful diplomatists, keen old generals, versed in every wile and stratagem, come here as it were to divest themselves of all their long-practised acuteness, and give in their adhesion to the most astounding and incoherent revelations. I cannot bring myself to suppose these men rogues and hypocrites, and yet I have nearly as much difficulty to believe them dupes! What have become of those sharp perceptive powers, that clever insight into motives, and the almost unerring judgment they could exhibit in any question of politics or war? It cannot surely be that they who have measured themselves with the first capacities of the world dread to enter the lists against some half-informed and narrow-minded village curate; or is it that there lurks in every human heart some one spot, a refuge as it were for credulity, which even the craftiest cannot exclude? You are far better suited than I to canva.s.s such a question, my dear Bob. I only throw it out for your consideration, without any pretension to solve it myself.