The Senator looked at the company, and held out his clenched fist:
"Why, from behind a tree, in the woods, like your glorious forefathers!"
[Ill.u.s.tration: The Barricade.]
CHAPTER XL.
PLEASANT MEDIATIONS ABOUT THE WONDERS OF TOBACCO; AND THREE PLEASANT ANECDOTES BY AN ITALIAN BRIGAND.
A pull apiece at the brandy-flask restored strength and freshness to the beleaguered travellers, who now, intrenched behind their fortifications, awaited any attack which the Italians might choose to make.
"The _I_talians," said the Senator, "are not a powerful race. By no means. Feeble in body--no muscle--no brawn. Above all, no real _pluck_. b.u.t.tons, is there a word in their language that expresses the exact idee of _pluck_?"
"Or _game_?"
"No."
"Or even _s.p.u.n.k_?"
"No."
"I thought not," said the Senator, calmly. "They haven"t the _idee_, and can"t have the word. Now it would require a rather considerable crowd to demolish us at the present time."
"How long will we have to stay here?" asked Mr. Figgs abruptly.
"My dear Sir," said b.u.t.tons, with more sprightliness than he had shown for many days, "be thankful you are here at all. We"ll get off at some time to-day. These fellows are watching us, and the moment we start they"ll fire on us. We would be a good mark for them in the coach. No, we must wait a while."
Seated upon the turf, they gave themselves up to the pleasing influence that flows from the pipe. Is there any thing equal to it?
How did the ancients contrive to while away the time without it? Had they known its effects how they would have cherished it! We should now be gazing on the ruins of venerable temples, reared by adoring votaries to the G.o.ddess Tabaca. Boys at school would have construed pa.s.sages about her. Lempriere, Smith, Anthon, Drissler, and others would have done honor to her. Cla.s.sic mythology would have been full of her presence. Olympian Jove would have been presented to us with this divinity as his constant attendant, and a nimbus around his immortal brows of her making. Bacchus would have had a rival, a superior!
Poets would have told how TABACA went over the world girt in that but set off the more her splendid radiance. We should have known how much Bacchus had to do with [Transcriber"s Note: Greek Transliteration] ta bakcheia [/end Greek]; a chapter which will probably be a lost one in the History of Civilization. But that he who smokes should drink beer is quite indisputable. Whether the beer is to be X, XX, or x.x.x; or whether the brewer"s name should begin with an A, as in Alsopp, and run through the whole alphabet, ending with V, as in Va.s.sar, may be fairly left to individual consideration.
What n.o.ble poetry, what spirited odes, what eloquent words, has not the world lost by the ignorance of the Greek and Roman touching this plant?
The above remarks were made by d.i.c.k on this occasion. But b.u.t.tons was talking with the wounded Italians.
The Doctor had bound up their wounds and b.u.t.tons had favored them with a drop from his flask. d.i.c.k cut up some tobacco and filled a pipe for each. After all, the Italians were not fiends. They had attacked them not from malice, but purely from professional motives.
Yet, had their enemies been Tedeschi, no amount of attention would have overcome their sullen hate. But being Americans, gay, easy, without malice, in fact kind and rather agreeable, they softened, yielded altogether, and finally chatted familiarly with b.u.t.tons and d.i.c.k. They were young, not worse in appearance than the majority of men; perhaps not bad fellows in their social relations; at any rate, rather inclined to be jolly in their present circ.u.mstances.
They were quite free in their expressions of admiration for the bravery of their captors, and looked with awe upon the Doctor"s revolver, which was the first they had ever seen.
In fact, the younger prisoner became quite communicative. Thus:
"I was born in Velletri. My age is twenty-four years. I have never shed blood except three times. The first time was in Narni--odd place, Narni. My employer was a vine-dresser. The season was dry; the brush caught fire, I don"t know how, and in five minutes a third of the vineyard was consumed to ashes. My employer came cursing and raving at me, and swore he"d make me work for him till I made good the loss. Enraged, I struck him. He seized an axe.
I drew my stiletto, and--of course I had to run away.
"The second time was in Naples. The affair was brought about by a woman. Signore, women are at the bottom of most crimes that men commit. I was in love with her. A friend of mine fell in love with her too. I informed him that if he interfered with me I would kill him. I told her that if she encouraged him I would kill him and her too. I suppose she was piqued. Women will get piqued sometimes. At any rate she gave him marked encouragement. I scolded and threatened.
No use. She told me she was tired of me; that I was too tyrannical.
In fact, she dared to turn me off and take the other fellow. Maffeo was a good fellow. I was sorry for him, but I had to keep my word.
"The third time was only a month ago. I robbed a Frenchman, out of pure patriotism--the French, you know, are our oppressors--and kept what I found about him to reward me for my gallant act. The Government, however, did not look upon it in a proper light. They sent out a detachment to arrest me. I was caught, and by good fortune brought to an inn. At night I was bound tightly and shut up in the same room with the soldiers. The innkeeper"s daughter, a friend of mine, came in for something, and by mere chance dropped a knife behind me. I got it, cut my cords, and when they were all asleep I departed. Before going I left the knife behind; and where now, Signore, do you think I left it?"
"I have no idea."
"You would never guess. You never would have thought of it yourself."
"Where did you leave it?"
"In the heart of the Captain."
CHAPTER XLI.
FINAL ATTACK OF REINFORCEMENTS OF BRIGANDS.--THE DODGE CLUB DEFIES THEM AND REPELS THEM.--HOW TO MAKE A BARRICADE.--FRATERNIZATION OF AMERICAN EAGLE AND GALLIC c.o.c.k.--THERE"S NOTHING LIKE LEATHER.
"It is certainly a singular position for an American citizen to be placed in," said the Senator. "To come from a cotton-mill to such a regular out-and-out piece of fighting as this. Yet it seems to me that fighting comes natural to the American blood."
"They"ve been very quiet for ever so long," said Mr. Figgs; "perhaps they"ve gone away."
"I don"t believe they have, for two reasons. The first is, they are robbers, and want our money; the second, they are Italians, and want revenge. They won"t let us off so easily after the drubbing we gave them."
Thus b.u.t.tons, and the others rather coincided in his opinion. For several miles further on the road ran through a dangerous place, where men might lurk in ambush, and pick them off like so many snipe. They rather enjoyed a good fight, but did not care about being regularly shot down. So they waited.
It was three in the afternoon. Fearfully hot, too, but not so bad as it might have been. High trees sheltered them. They could ruminate under the shade. The only difficulty was the want of food. What can a garrison do that is ill provided with eatables?
The Doctor"s little store of crackers and cheese was divided and eaten. A basket of figs and oranges followed. Still they were hungry.
"Well," said d.i.c.k, "there"s one thing we can do if the worst comes to the worst."
"What"s that?"
"Go through the forest in Indian file back to Perugia."
"That"s all very well," said the Senator, stubbornly, "but we"re not going back. No, Sir, not a step!"
"I"m tired of this," said b.u.t.tons, impatiently. "I"ll go out as scout."
"I"ll go too," said d.i.c.k.