The rage he was in, I think he might have managed it, despite age and weight and physical condition. But I answered, "You don"t scare me, Pappy. That dummy b.u.t.ton doesn"t scare me either. Go ahead and push it."
He looked at me, looked at the b.u.t.ton, but still he didn"t do anything. I snickered and said, "A hoax, just as the boys said it was. Twitch, you"re a pompous old faker, a stuffed shirt. Colonel Thrushbotham was right."
That did it.
CHAPTER 8.
Even as he stabbed at the b.u.t.ton I tried to shout at him not to do it. But it was too late; I was already falling. My last thought was an agonized one that I didn"t want to go through with it. I had chucked away everything and tormented almost to death a poor old man who hadn"t done me any harm-and I didn"t even know which way I was going. Worse, I didn"t know that I could get there.
Then I hit. I don"t think I fell more than four feet but I had not been ready for it. I fell like a stick, collapsed like a sack.
Then somebody was saying, "Where the devil did you come from?"
It was a man, about forty, bald-headed but well built and lean. He was standing facing me with his fists on his hipbones. He looked competent and shrewd and his face was not unpleasant save that at the moment he seemed sore at me.
I sat up and found that I was sitting on granite gravel and pine needles. There was a woman standing by the man, a pleasant pretty woman somewhat younger than he. She was looking at me wide-eyed but not speaking.
"Where am I?" I said foolishly. I could have said, "When am I?" but that would have sounded still more foolish, and besides, I didn"t think of it. One look at them and I knew when I was not-I was sure it was not 1970. Nor was I still in 2001; in 2001 they kept that sort of thing for the beaches. So I must have gone the wrong way.
Because neither one of them wore anything but smooth coats of tan. Not even Stickt.i.te. But they seemed to find it enough. Certainly they were not embarra.s.sed by it.
"One thing at a time," he objected. "I asked you how you got here?" He glanced up. "Your parachute didn"t stick in the trees, did it? In any case, what are you doing here? This is posted private property; you"re trespa.s.sing. And what are you doing in that Mardi Gras getup?"
I didn"t see anything wrong with my clothes-especially in view of the way they were dressed. But I didn"t answer. Other times, other customs-I could see that I was going to have trouble.
She put a hand on his arm. "Don"t, John," she said gently. "I think he"s hurt."
He looked at her, glanced back sharply at me. "Are you hurt?"
I tried to stand up, managed it. "I don"t think so. A few bruises, maybe. Uh, what date is today?"
"Huh? Why, it"s the first Sunday in May. The third of May, I think. Is that right, Jenny?"
"Yes, dear."
"Look," I said urgently, "I got an awful knock on the head. I"m confused. What"s the date? The whole date?"
"What?"
I should have kept my mouth shut until I could pick it up off something, a calendar or a paper. But I had to know right then; I couldn"t stand to wait. "What year?"
"Brother, you did get a lump. It"s 1970." I saw him staring at my clothes again.
My relief was almost more than I could stand. I"d made it, I"d made it! I wasn"t too late. "Thanks," I said. "Thanks an awful lot. You don"t know." He still looked as if he wanted to call out the reserves, so I added nervously, "I"m subject to sudden attacks of amnesia. Once I lost, uh-five whole years."
"I should think that would be upsetting," he said slowly. "Do you feel well enough to answer my questions?"
"Don"t badger him, dear," she said softly. "He looks like a nice person. I think he"s just made a mistake."
"We"ll see. Well?"
"I feel all right... now. But I was pretty confused for a minute there."
"Okay. How did you get here? And why are you dressed that way?"
"To tell the truth, I"m not sure how I got here. And I certainly don"t know where I am. These spells. .h.i.t me suddenly. As for how I"m dressed... I guess you could call it personal eccentricity. Uh like the way you"re dressed. Or not dressed."
He glanced down at himself and grinned. "Oh, yes, I"m quite aware that the way my wife and I are dressed... or not dressed would call for explanation under some circ.u.mstances. But we prefer to make trespa.s.sers do the explaining instead. You see, you don"t belong here, dressed that way or any other, while we do-just as we are. These are the grounds of the Denver Sunshine Club."
John and Jenny Sutton were the sort of sophisticated, unshockable, friendly people who could invite an earthquake in for tea. John obviously was not satisfied with my fishy explanations and wanted to cross-examine me, but Jenny held him back. I stuck to my story about "dizzy spells" and said that the last I remembered was yesterday evening and that I had been in Denver, at the New Brown Palace. Finally he said, "Well, it"s quite interesting, even exciting, and I suppose somebody who"s going into Boulder can drop you there and you can get a bus back into Denver." He looked at me again. "But if I take you back to the clubhouse, people are going to be mighty, mighty curious."
I looked down at myself. I had been made vaguely uneasy by the fact that I was dressed and they were not-I mean I felt like the one out of order, not they. "John... would it simplify things if I peeled off my clothes, too?" The prospect did not upset me; I had never been in one of the bare-skin camps before, seeing no point in them. But Chuck and I had spent a couple of weekends at Santa Barbara and one at Laguna Beach-at a beach skin makes sense and nothing else does.
He nodded. "It certainly would."
"Dear," said Jenny, "he could be our guest."
"Mmm... yes. My only love, you paddle your sweet self into the grounds. Mix around and manage to let it be known that we are expecting a guest from... where had it better be, Danny?"
"Uh, from California. Los Angeles. I actually am from there." I almost said "Great Los Angeles" and realized that I was going to have to guard my speech. "Movies" were no longer "grabbies."
"From Los Angeles. That and "Danny" is all that is necessary; we don"t use last names, unless offered. So, honey, you spread the word, as if it were something everybody already knew. Then in about half an hour you have to meet us down by the gate. But come here instead. And fetch my overnight bag."
"Why the bag, dear?"
"To conceal that masquerade costume. It"s pretty conspicuous, even for anyone who is as eccentric as Danny said he is."
I got up and went at once behind some bushes to undress, since I wouldn"t have any excuse for locker-room modesty once Jenny Sutton left us. I had to do it; I couldn"t peel down and reveal that I had twenty thousand dollars" worth of gold, figured at the 1970 standard of sixty dollars an ounce, wrapped around my waist. It did not take long, as I had made a belt of the gold, instead of a girdle, the first time I had had trouble getting it off and on to bathe; I had double-looped it and wired it together in front.
When I had my clothes off I wrapped the gold in them and tried to pretend that it all weighed only what clothes should. John Sutton glanced at the bundle but said nothing. He offered me a cigarette-he carried them strapped to his ankle. They were a brand I had never expected to see again.
I waved it but it didn"t light. Then I let him light it for me. "Now," he said quietly, "that we are alone, do you have anything you want to tell me? If I"m going to vouch for you to the club, I"m honor-bound to be sure, at the very least, that you won"t make trouble."
I took a puff. It felt raw in my throat. "John, I won"t make any trouble. That"s the last thing on earth that I want."
"Mmm... probably. Just "dizzy spells" then?"
I thought about it. It was an impossible situation. The man had a right to know. But he certainly would not believe the truth, at least I would not have in his shoes. But it would be worse if he did believe me; it would kick up the very hoorah that I did not want. I suppose that if I had been a real, honest, legitimate time traveler, engaged in scientific research, I would have sought publicity, brought along indisputable proof, and invited tests by scientists.
But I wasn"t; I was a private and somewhat shady citizen, engaged in hanky-panky I didn"t want to call attention to. I was simply looking for my Door into Summer, as quietly as possible.
"John, you wouldn"t believe it if I told you."
"Mmm... perhaps. Still, I saw a man fall out of empty sky but he didn"t hit hard enough to hurt him. He"s wearing funny clothes. He doesn"t seem to know where he is or what day it is. Danny, I"ve read Charles Fort, the same as most people. But I never expected to meet a case. But, having met one, I don"t expect the explanation to be as simple as a card trick. So?"
"John, something you said earlier-the way you phrased something-made me think you were a lawyer."
"Yes, I am. Why?"
"Can I make a privileged communication?"
"Hmm-are you asking me to accept you as a client?"
"If you want to put it that way, yes. I"m probably going to need advice."
"Shoot. Privileged."
"Okay. I"m from the future. Time travel."
He didn"t say anything for several moments. We were lying stretched out in the sun. I was doing it to keep warm; May in Colorado is sunshiny but brisk. John Sutton seemed used to it and was simply lounging, chewing a pine needle.
"You"re right," he answered. "I don"t believe it. Let"s stick to "dizzy spells.""
"I told you you wouldn"t."
He sighed. "Let"s say I don"t want to. I don"t want to believe in ghosts, either, or reincarnation, or any of this ESP magic. I like simple things that I can understand. I think most people do. So my first advice to you is to keep it a privileged communication. Don"t spread it around."
"That suits me."
He rolled over. "But I think it would be a good idea if we burned these clothes. I"ll find you something to wear. Will they burn?"
"Uh, not very easily. They"ll melt."
"Better put your shoes back on. We wear shoes mostly, and those will get by. Anybody asks you questions about them, they"re custom-made. Health shoes."
"They are, both."
"Okay." He started to unroll my clothes before I could stop him. "What the devil!"
It was too late, so I let him uncover it. "Danny," he said in a queer voice, "is this stuff what it appears to be?"
"What does it appear to be?"
"Gold."
"Where did you get it?"
"I bought it."
He felt it, tried the dead softness of the stuff, sensuous as putty, then hefted it. "Cripes! Danny... listen to me carefully. I"m going to ask you one question, and be d.a.m.ned careful how you answer it. Because I"ve got no use for a client who lies to me. I dump him. And I won"t be a party to a felony. Did you come by this stuff legally?"
"Yes."
"Maybe you haven"t heard of the Gold Reserve Act of 1968?"
"I have. I came by it legally. I intend to sell it to the Denver Mint, for dollars."
"Jeweler"s license, maybe?"
"No. John, I told the simple truth, whether you believe me or not. Where I came from I bought that over the counter, legal as breathing. Now I want to turn it in for dollars at the earliest possible moment. I know that it is against the law to keep it. What can they do to me if I lay it on the counter at the mint and tell them to weigh it?"
"Nothing, in the long run... if you stick to your "dizzy spells." But they can surely make your life miserable in the meantime." He looked at it. "I think you had better kick a little dirt over it."
"Bury it?"
"You don"t have to go that far. But if what you tell me is true, you found this stuff in the mountains. That"s where prospectors usually find gold."
"Well... whatever you say. I don"t mind some little white lies, since it is legitimately mine anyhow."
"But is it a lie? When did you first lay eyes on this gold? What was the earliest date when it was in your possession?"
I tried to think back. It was the same day I left Yuma, which was sometime in May, 2001. About two weeks ago.
Huh!
"Put that way, John... the earliest date on which I saw that gold... was today, May third, 1970."
He nodded. "So you found it in the mountains."
The Suttons were staying over until Monday morning, so I stayed over. The other club members were all friendly but remarkably unnosy about my personal affairs, less so than any group I"ve ever been in. I"ve learned since that this const.i.tutes standard good manners in a skin club, but at the time it made them the most discreet and most polite people I had ever met.
John and Jenny had their own cabin and I slept on a cot in the clubhouse dormitory. It was darn chilly. The next morning John gave me a shirt and a pair of blue jeans. My own clothes were wrapped around the gold in a bag in the trunk of his car-which itself was a Jaguar Imperator, all I needed to tell me that he was no cheap shyster. But I had known that by his manner.
I stayed overnight with them and by Tuesday I had a little money. I never laid eyes on the gold again, but in the course of the next few weeks John turned over to me its exact mint value as bullion minus the standard fees of licensed gold buyers. I know that he did not deal with the mint directly, as he always turned over to me vouchers from gold buyers. He did not deduct for his own services and he never offered to tell me the details.
I did not care. Once I had cash again, I got busy. That first Tuesday, 5 May, 1970, Jenny drove me around and I rented a small loft in the old commercial district. I equipped it with a drafting table, a workbench, an army cot, and darn little else; it already had 120, 240, gas, running water, and a toilet that stopped up easily. I didn"t want any more and I had to watch every dime.
It was tedious and time-wasting to design by the old compa.s.s-and-T-square routine and I didn"t have a minute to spare, so I built Drafting Dan before I rebuilt Flexible Frank. Only this time Flexible Frank became Protean Pete, the all-purpose automaton, so linked as to be able to do almost anything a man can do, provided its Thorsen tubes were properly instructed. I knew that Protean Pete would not stay that way; his descendants would evolve into a horde of specialized gadgets, but I wanted to make the claims as broad as possible.
Working models are not required for patents, merely drawings and descriptions. But I needed good models, models that would work perfectly and anybody could demonstrate, because these models were going to have to sell themselves, show by their very practicality and by the evident economy designed into them for their eventual production engineering that they would not only work but would be a good investment-the patent office is stuffed with things that work but are worthless commercially.
The work went both fast and slow, fast because I knew exactly what I was doing, slow because I did not have a proper machine shop nor any help. Presently I grudgingly dipped into my precious cash to rent some machine tools, then things went better. I worked from breakfast to exhaustion, seven days a week, except for about one weekend a month with John and Jenny at the bare-bottom club near Boulder. By the first of September I had both models working properly and was ready to start on the drawings and descriptions. I designed and sent out for manufacture pretty speckle lacquer cover plates for both of them and I had the external moving parts chrome-plated; these were the only jobs I farmed out and it hurt me to spend the money, but I felt that it was necessary. Oh, I had made extreme use of catalogue-available standard components; I could not have built them otherwise, nor would they have been commercial when I got through. But I did not like to spend money on custom-made prettiness.
I did not have time to get around much, which was just as well. Once when I was out buying a servo motor I ran into a chap I had known in California. He spoke to me and I answered before I thought. "Hey, Dan! Danny Davis! Imagine b.u.mping into you here. I thought you were in Mojave?"
I shook hands. "Just a quick business trip. I"m going back in a few days."
"I"m going back this afternoon. I"ll phone Mlles and tell him I saw you."
I looked worried and was. "Don"t do that, please."
"Why not? Aren"t you and Miles still buddy-buddy budding tyc.o.o.ns together?"