LADY TOUCH. Nay, my lord, it may be so, and I hope it will be found so.
But that will require some time; for in such a case as this, demonstration is necessary.
LORD TOUCH. There should have been demonstration of the contrary too, before it had been believed.
LADY TOUCH. So I suppose there was.
LORD TOUCH. How? Where? When?
LADY TOUCH. That I can"t tell; nay, I don"t say there was. I am willing to believe as favourably of my nephew as I can.
LORD TOUCH. I don"t know that. [_Half aside_.]
LADY TOUCH. How? Don"t you believe that, say you, my lord?
LORD TOUCH. No, I don"t say so. I confess I am troubled to find you so cold in his defence.
LADY TOUCH. His defence! Bless me, would you have me defend an ill thing?
LORD TOUCH. You believe it, then?
LADY TOUCH. I don"t know; I am very unwilling to speak my thoughts in anything that may be to my cousin"s disadvantage: besides, I find, my lord, you are prepared to receive an ill impression from any opinion of mine which is not consenting with your own. But, since I am like to be suspected in the end, and "tis a pain any longer to dissemble, I own it to you; in short I do believe it, nay, and can believe anything worse, if it were laid to his charge. Don"t ask me my reasons, my lord, for they are not fit to be told you.
LORD TOUCH. I"m amazed: there must be something more than ordinary in this. [_Aside_.] Not fit to be told me, madam? You can have no interests wherein I am not concerned, and consequently the same reasons ought to be convincing to me, which create your satisfaction or disquiet.
LADY TOUCH. But those which cause my disquiet I am willing to have remote from your hearing. Good my lord, don"t press me.
LORD TOUCH. Don"t oblige me to press you.
LADY TOUCH. Whatever it was, "tis past. And that is better to be unknown which cannot be prevented; therefore let me beg you to rest satisfied.
LORD TOUCH. When you have told me, I will.
LADY TOUCH. You won"t.
LORD TOUCH. By my life, my dear, I will.
LADY TOUCH. What if you can"t?
LORD TOUCH. How? Then I must know, nay, I will. No more trifling. I charge you tell me. By all our mutual peace to come; upon your duty--
LADY TOUCH. Nay, my lord, you need say no more, to make me lay my heart before you, but don"t be thus transported; compose yourself. It is not of concern to make you lose one minute"s temper. "Tis not, indeed, my dear. Nay, by this kiss you shan"t be angry. O Lord, I wish I had not told you anything. Indeed, my lord, you have frighted me. Nay, look pleased, I"ll tell you.
LORD TOUCH. Well, well.
LADY TOUCH. Nay, but will you be calm? Indeed it"s nothing but--
LORD TOUCH. But what?
LADY TOUCH. But will you promise me not to be angry? Nay, you must--not to be angry with Mellefont? I dare swear he"s sorry, and were it to do again, would not--
LORD TOUCH. Sorry for what? "Death, you rack me with delay.
LADY TOUCH. Nay, no great matter, only--well, I have your promise. Pho, why nothing, only your nephew had a mind to amuse himself sometimes with a little gallantry towards me. Nay, I can"t think he meant anything seriously, but methought it looked oddly.
LORD TOUCH. Confusion and h.e.l.l, what do I hear?
LADY TOUCH. Or, may be, he thought he was not enough akin to me, upon your account, and had a mind to create a nearer relation on his own; a lover you know, my lord. Ha, ha, ha. Well, but that"s all. Now you have it; well remember your promise, my lord, and don"t take any notice of it to him.
LORD TOUCH. No, no, no. d.a.m.nation!
LADY TOUCH. Nay, I swear you must not. A little harmless mirth; only misplaced, that"s all. But if it were more, "tis over now, and all"s well. For my part I have forgot it, and so has he, I hope,--for I have not heard anything from him these two days.
LORD TOUCH. These two days! Is it so fresh? Unnatural villain! Death, I"ll have him stripped and turned naked out of my doors this moment, and let him rot and perish, incestuous brute!
LADY TOUCH. Oh, for heav"n"s sake, my lord, you"ll ruin me if you take such public notice of it; it will be a town talk. Consider your own and my honour; nay, I told you you would not be satisfied when you knew it.
LORD TOUCH. Before I"ve done I will be satisfied. Ungrateful monster!
how long?
LADY TOUCH. Lord, I don"t know; I wish my lips had grown together when I told you. Almost a twelvemonth. Nay, I won"t tell you any more till you are yourself. Pray, my lord, don"t let the company see you in this disorder. Yet, I confess, I can"t blame you; for I think I was never so surprised in my life. Who would have thought my nephew could have so misconstrued my kindness? But will you go into your closet, and recover your temper. I"ll make an excuse of sudden business to the company, and come to you. Pray, good, dear my lord, let me beg you do now. I"ll come immediately and tell you all; will you, my lord?
LORD TOUCH. I will--I am mute with wonder.
LADY TOUCH. Well, but go now, here"s somebody coming.
LORD TOUCH. Well, I go. You won"t stay? for I would hear more of this.
LADY TOUCH. I follow instantly. So.
SCENE II.
LADY TOUCHWOOD, MASKWELL.
MASK. This was a masterpiece, and did not need my help, though I stood ready for a cue to come in and confirm all, had there been occasion.
LADY TOUCH. Have you seen Mellefont?
MASK. I have; and am to meet him here about this time.
LADY TOUCH. How does he bear his disappointment?
MASK. Secure in my a.s.sistance, he seemed not much afflicted, but rather laughed at the shallow artifice, which so little time must of necessity discover. Yet he is apprehensive of some farther design of yours, and has engaged me to watch you. I believe he will hardly be able to prevent your plot, yet I would have you use caution and expedition.
LADY TOUCH. Expedition indeed, for all we do must be performed in the remaining part of this evening, and before the company break up, lest my lord should cool and have an opportunity to talk with him privately. My lord must not see him again.