"The front of it bent like rubber-gla.s.s and I couldn"t stand it any longer." He added reminiscently: "There was a time when I wore a fresh shirt daily."
Pinkey stared at him awe-stricken:
"I wouldn"t think changin" as often as that would be healthy."
The clothes in the dishpan on the stove boiled over, and as Wallie jumped for the broom-handle to poke them under, Pinkey demanded:
"Are you bilin" your flannens?"
"Certainly."
"A ten-year-ol" boy can"t git in that suit of underwear onct you"re done cookin" it," Pinkey explained, and added, disgustedly: "Wallie, don"t you know nuthin"?"
Wallie looked his consternation.
"I"ll know better next time," he said, humbly.
Pinkey consulted his watch and hinted:
"Don"t you want me to make the bread?"
"No, I have some biscuit to warm over, we"ll boil potatoes, thaw the cake out, open some pineapple, and with what I have in the oven we will have a dinner that"ll be nothing short of a banquet."
"Great! I"m so hungry I could eat with a Digger Injun."
Wallie opened the oven door.
"They"re browning beautifully!" he reported.
"Chickens?"
Wallie shook his head:
"I shan"t tell you until you"ve pa.s.sed upon them."
"If you"ve got enough of whatever it is--that"s all that"s worryin"
me," declared Pinkey, hungrily. "You"d ought to build you a root cellar next winter--if you"re livin"," he remarked as the potatoes rattled when Wallie dropped them in the kettle.
"Do you suppose I could grow potatoes? Is it too dry?"
"This is a great country for potatoes. There"s somethin" in the soil that gits in the potatoes" eyes and makes "em water so they irrigate themselves. Sh.o.r.e! you can grow potatoes."
"I want to make a good many improvements here before next winter,"
announced Wallie, hopefully. "I wish you could come over for awhile and help me."
"That mightn"t be a bad idea," said Pinkey, thoughtfully. "Sence the country went dry I don"t much care whether I draw wages or not--they"s nothin" to spend money for, so what"s the use of workin"? If I was over here I might add a few feet to my rope and git me a good little start off Canby."
"Do you see much of him?" Wallie asked, indifferently.
"Too much," said Pinkey, shortly.
Wallie dropped the pan he was turning in the oven.
"They"re browning beautifully," he exclaimed hastily.
"You said that before. Ain"t it gittin" time to work on "em?"
"Remove your feet and I"ll set the table."
"Can"t you spread a paper for a tablecloth? I always git splinters in my elbows when I eat off rough lumber."
Wallie laughed good-humouredly as he obliged him.
"That"s sh.o.r.e a great smell comin" from the oven! Let"s eat, feller."
"You certainly are hungry, Pinkey. If I may judge by appearances, you are not going to be disappointed. You sit down while I put things on the table."
Pinkey needed no second invitation.
"I like spuds cooked with the clothes on," he observed as he skinned a potato.
"I trust everything is going to be to your liking," Wallie declared, cordially, as he drew the prairie-dogs from the oven and laid them on an agate-ware platter.
Busy with his potato, Pinkey did not see them until they were before him. Then he stopped and stared hard as they lay on their backs grinning up at him with the "forcemeat" oozing through the st.i.tching.
"_What are they?_" His emphasis was not flattering.
"I shan"t tell you yet," declared Wallie.
Pinkey continued to eye them suspiciously.
"They kinda remind me of a mummy I seen in a side-show; then, again, they look like incubator childern--roasted. Them teeth are what git me.
I can"t quite place "em. "Tain"t wood-p.u.s.s.y or nothin", Wallie? "Tain"t no notorious animal like pole-kitty?"
Wallie looked offended.
"I intend to eat some myself," he replied with dignity.
"Are they some kind of a varmint?" Dubiously.
"Varmint?"
"Pack-rat or weasel?"
"Scarcely!"
Wallie looked so injured that Pinkey said apologetically: