EMPEROR OF RUSSIA
One hears strange stories of his saying and doings. Some of my people were telling me to-day that he says it is to Austria that he really owes his fall, and that he ought to have destroyed her when he had her in his power.
PRINCE REGENT
Dammy, sire, don"t ye think he owes his fall to his ambition to humble England by rupture of the Peace of Amiens, and trying to invade us, and wasting his strength against us in the Peninsula?
EMPEROR OF RUSSIA
I incline to think, with the greatest deference, that it was Moscow that broke him.
KING OF PRUSSIA
The rejection of my conditions in the terms of peace at Prague, sires, was the turning-point towards his downfall.
[Enter a box on the opposite side of the house the PRINCESS OF WALES, attended by LADY CHARLOTTE CAMPBELL, SIR W. GELL, and others. Louder applause now rings through the theatre, drowning the sweet voice of the GRa.s.sINI in "Aristodemo."]
LADY CHARLOTTE CAMPBELL
It is meant for your Royal Highness!
PRINCESS OF WALES
I don"t think so, my dear. Punch"s wife is n.o.body when Punch himself is present.
LADY CHARLOTTE CAMPBELL
I feel convinced that it is by their looking this way.
SIR W. GELL
Surely ma"am you will acknowledge their affection? Otherwise we may be hissed.
PRINCESS OF WALES
I know my business better than to take that morsel out of my husband"s mouth. There--you see he enjoys it! I cannot a.s.sume that it is meant for me unless they call my name.
[The PRINCE REGENT rises and bows, the TSAR and the KING OF PRUSSIA doing the same.]
LADY CHARLOTTE CAMPBELL
He and the others are bowing for you, ma"am!
PRINCESS OF WALES
Mine G.o.d, then; I will bow too! [She rises and bends to them.]
PRINCE REGENT
She thinks we rose on her account.--A d.a.m.n fool. [Aside.]
EMPEROR OF RUSSIA
What--didn"t we? I certainly rose in homage to her.
PRINCE REGENT
No, sire. We were supposed to rise to the repeated applause of the people.
EMPEROR OF RUSSIA
H"m. Your customs sir, are a little puzzling.... [To the King of Prussia.] A fine-looking woman! I must call upon the Princess of Wales to-morrow.
KING OF PRUSSIA
I shall, at any rate, send her my respects by my chamberlain.
PRINCE REGENT [stepping back to Lord Liverpool]
By G.o.d, Liverpool, we must do something to stop "em! They don"t know what a laughing-stock they"ll make of me if they go to her.
Tell "em they had better not.
LIVERPOOL
I can hardly tell them now, sir, while we are celebrating the Peace and Wellington"s victories.
PRINCE REGENT
Oh, d.a.m.n the peace, and d.a.m.n the war, and d.a.m.n Boney, and d.a.m.n Wellington"s victories!--the question is, how am I to get over this infernal woman!--Well, well,--I must write, or send Tyrwhitt to- morrow morning, begging them to abandon the idea of visiting her for politic reasons.
[The Opera proceeds to the end, and is followed by a hymn and chorus laudatory to peace. Next a new ballet by MONSIEUR VESTRIS, in which M. ROZIER and MADAME ANGIOLINI dance a pas-de-deux. Then the Sovereigns leave the theatre amid more applause.