"Ah, well!" said Huish, "then I believe I"ll do a bit of breakfast."
And he turned into the house.
The captain doggedly followed him.
"What"s this?" he asked. "What"s your idea, anyway?"
"Oh, you let me alone, will you?" said Huish, opening a bottle of champagne. "You"ll "ear my idea soon enough. Wyte till I pour some chain on my "ot coppers." He drank a gla.s.s off, and affected to listen.
""Ark!" said he, ""ear it fizz. Like "am fryin", I declyre. "Ave a gla.s.s, do, and look sociable."
"No!" said the captain, with emphasis; "no, I will not! there"s business."
"You p"ys your money and you tykes your choice, my little man," returned Huish. "Seems rather a shyme to me to spoil your breakfast for wot"s really ancient "istory."
He finished three parts of a bottle of champagne, and nibbled a corner of biscuit, with extreme deliberation; the captain sitting opposite and champing the bit like an impatient horse. Then Huish leaned his arms on the table and looked Davis in the face.
"W"en you"re ready!" said he.
"Well, now, what"s your idea?" said Davis, with a sigh.
"Fair play!" said Huish. "What"s yours?"
"The trouble is that I"ve got none," replied Davis; and wandered for some time in aimless discussion of the difficulties in their path, and useless explanations of his own fiasco.
"About done?" said Huish.
"I"ll dry up right here," replied Davis.
"Well, then," said Huish, "you give me your "and across the table, and say, "Gawd strike me dead if I don"t back you up.""
His voice was hardly raised, yet it thrilled the hearer. His face seemed the epitome of cunning, and the captain recoiled from it as from a blow.
"What for?" said he.
"Luck," said Huish. "Substantial guarantee demanded."
And he continued to hold out his hand.
"I don"t see the good of any such tomfoolery," said the other.
"I do, though," returned Huish. "Gimme your "and and say the words; then you"ll "ear my view of it. Don"t, and you won"t."
The captain went through the required form, breathing short, and gazing on the clerk with anguish. What to fear, he knew not; yet he feared slavishly what was to fall from the pale lips.
"Now, if you"ll excuse me "alf a second," said Huish, "I"ll go and fetch the byby."
"The baby?" said Davis. "What"s that?"
"Fragile. With care. This side up," replied the clerk with a wink, as he disappeared.
He returned, smiling to himself, and carrying in his hand a silk handkerchief. The long stupid wrinkles ran up Davis"s brow, as he saw it. What should it contain? He could think of nothing more recondite than a revolver.
Huish resumed his seat.
"Now," said he, "are you man enough to take charge of "Errick and the n.i.g.g.e.rs? Because I"ll take care of Hatt.w.a.ter."
"How?" cried Davis. "You can"t!"
"Tut, tut!" said the clerk. "You gimme time. Wot"s the first point? The first point is that we can"t get ash.o.r.e, and I"ll make you a present of that for a "ard one. But "ow about a flag of truce? Would that do the trick, d"ye think? or would Att.w.a.ter simply blyze aw"y at us in the bloomin" boat like dawgs?"
"No," said Davis, "I don"t believe he would."
"No more do I," said Huish; "I don"t believe he would either; and I"m sure I "ope he won"t! So then you can call us ash.o.r.e. Next point is to get near the managin" direction. And for that I"m going to "ave you write a letter, in w"ich you s"y you"re ashamed to meet his eye, and that the bearer, Mr J. L. "Uish, is empowered to represent you. Armed with w"ich seemin"ly simple expedient, Mr J. L. "Uish will proceed to business."
He paused, like one who had finished, but still held Davis with his eye.
"How?" said Davis. "Why?"
"Well, you see, you"re big," returned Huish; ""e knows you "ave a gun in your pocket, and anybody can see with "alf an eye that you ain"t the man to "esitate about usin" it. So it"s no go with you, and never was; you"re out of the runnin", Dyvis. But he won"t be afryde of me, I"m such a little un! I"m unarmed--no kid about that--and I"ll hold my "ands up right enough." He paused. "If I can manage to sneak up nearer to him as we talk," he resumed, "you look out and back me up smart. If I don"t, we go aw"y again, and nothink to "urt. See?"
The captain"s face was contorted by the frenzied effort to comprehend.
"No, I don"t see," he cried, "I can"t see. What do you mean?"
"I mean to do for the Beast!" cried Huish, in a burst of venomous triumph. "I"ll bring the "ulkin" bully to gra.s.s. He"s "ad his larks out of me; I"m goin" to "ave my lark out of "im, and a good lark too!"
"What is it?" said the captain, almost in a whisper.
"Sure you want to know?" asked Huish.
Davis rose and took a turn in the house.
"Yes, I want to know," he said at last with an effort.
"We"n you"re back"s at the wall, you do the best you can, don"t you?"
began the clerk. "I s"y that, because I "appen to know there"s a prejudice against it; it"s considered vulgar, awf"ly vulgar." He unrolled the handkerchief and showed a four-ounce jar. "This "ere"s vitriol, this is," said he.
The captain stared upon him with a whitening face.
"This is the stuff!" he pursued, holding it up. "This"ll burn to the bone; you"ll see it smoke upon "im like "ell fire! One drop upon "is bloomin" heyesight, and I"ll trouble you for Att.w.a.ter!"
"No, no, by G.o.d!" exclaimed the captain.
"Now, see "ere, ducky," said Huish, "this is my bean feast, I believe?
I"m goin" up to that man single-"anded, I am. "E"s about seven foot high, and I"m five foot one. "E"s a rifle in his "and, "e"s on the look-out, "e wasn"t born yesterday. This is Dyvid and Goliar, I tell you! If I"d ast you to walk up and face the music I could understand.
But I don"t. I on"y ast you to stand by and spifflicate the n.i.g.g.e.rs.
It"ll all come in quite natural; you"ll see, else! Fust thing, you know, you"ll see him running round and owling like a good un..."
"Don"t!" said Davis. "Don"t talk of it!"