"After waiting a few seconds I heard a violent noise, different from any that had fallen on my ears before. I ventured to raise my head, and what do you think had happened?
"The lion had, in his eagerness, jumped clean over me into the crocodile"s jaws; the head of the one stuck in the throat of the other, and they were struggling to free themselves. I quickly sprang to my feet, drew out my hunting-knife, and with one blow severed the lion"s head. Then, with the b.u.t.t-end of my gun, I rammed the head farther into the throat of the crocodile, and destroyed him by suffocation. The hide of the crocodile, which was exactly forty feet in length, I had stuffed, and it now forms one of the chief attractions in the museum at Amsterdam, where the superintendent relates the story to all spectators, with harrowing additions.
"One of these is that the lion jumped right through the crocodile, but as soon as the head appeared, Monsieur the Famous Baron (as he is pleased to call me) cut it off, and three feet of the crocodile"s tail as well, whereupon the crocodile turned round, s.n.a.t.c.hed the knife out of my hand, and swallowed it so greedily that it pierced his heart and killed him!
"I need not tell you how annoyed I was by these exaggerations. In this age of doubt people who do not know me might possibly be led to disbelieve the real facts when they are mixed up with such absurd inventions.
HOW THE BARON SAVED GIBRALTAR
"Some years later I made a voyage to Gibraltar to visit my old friend, General Elliott. He received me with joy and took me for a stroll along the ramparts to examine the operations of the enemy. I had brought with me an excellent telescope, which I had purchased in Rome.
Looking through it, I saw that the enemy were about to discharge a thirty-six pound cannon at the very spot where we were standing. I rushed toward our nearest cannon, a forty-eight pounder, and placed it exactly facing that of the enemy. I watched carefully till I saw the Spanish gunner apply a match to the touchhole, and then I, too, gave the word "Fire."
"Both reports rang out at the same instant, and the two cannon b.a.l.l.s met halfway with amazing force. Ours, being the heavier, caused the enemy"s ball to recoil with such violence as to kill the man who had discharged it; it then pa.s.sed through the masts of three ships which lay in a line behind each other, and flew across the Straits of Gibraltar some miles into Africa. Our own ball, after repelling the other, proceeded on its way, dismounted the very cannon which had just been used against us, and forced it into the hold of the ship, where it fell with so much force as to break its way through the bottom.
The ship immediately filled and sank, with about a thousand Spanish sailors and a large number of soldiers on board, who were all drowned.
"You can see for yourselves that this strange tale must be true, however improbable it sounds, or else how could it possibly have happened?"
NOTES AND QUESTIONS
A long time ago a book called The Travels of Baron Munchausen was written by Rudolph Erich Raspe. The tales told in this book were so extravagant that the name Munchausen is often applied to boasters. The author pretends that the stories are all strictly true.
Discussion. 1. What extravagant statements do you find in the story "The Savage Boar"? In "A Narrow Escape"? In "How the Baron Saved Gibraltar"? 2. Which of the incidents mentioned do you think is the most ridiculous? 3. What do you think of the proof given by the author to prove the truthfulness of the last story? 4. Which of the sources of humor mentioned on page 58 does this story ill.u.s.trate? 5. Find in the Glossary the meaning of: boar; encounter; tusks; riveted; gigantic; abyss; severed; whereupon; exaggerations; ramparts; touchhole; recoil; repelling; dismounted; hold. 6. p.r.o.nounce: Munchausen; projected; harrowing; Monsieur.
Phrases for Study
evident intention, age of doubt, horror of my situation, absurd inventions, gave myself up for lost, operations of the enemy, harrowing additions, Straits of Gibraltar.
THE BLIND MEN AND THE ELEPHANT
John G. Saxe
It was six men of Indostan, To learning much inclined Who went to see the elephant (Though all of them were blind), That each by observation Might satisfy his mind.
The first approached the elephant, And happening to fall Against his broad and st.u.r.dy side, At once began to bawl: "G.o.d bless me! but the elephant Is very like a wall!"
The second, feeling of the tusk, Cried, "Ho! what have we here So very round and smooth and sharp?
To me "tis mighty clear This wonder of an elephant Is very like a spear!"
The third approached the animal, And happening to take The squirming trunk within his hands Thus boldly up and spake: "I see," quoth he, "the elephant Is very like a snake!"
The fourth reached out his eager hand, And felt about the knee.
"What most this wondrous beast is like Is mighty plain," quoth he; ""Tis clear enough the elephant Is very like a tree!"
The fifth, who chanced to touch the ear, Said: "E"en the blindest man Can tell what this resembles most; Deny the fact who can, This marvel of an elephant Is very like a fan!"
The sixth no sooner had begun About the beast to grope, Than, seizing on the swinging tail, That fell within his scope, "I see," quoth he, "the elephant Is very like a rope!"
And so these men of Indostan Disputed loud and long, Each in his own opinion Exceeding stiff and strong, Though each was partly in the right, And all were in the wrong!
NOTES AND QUESTIONS
Biography. John G.o.dfrey Saxe (1816-1887), an American poet, was born in Vermont. He is best known by his humorous poems, of which "The Blind Men and the Elephant" is most widely read.
Discussion. 1. How could blind men "see" the elephant? 2. To what did each compare the elephant? 3. Explain the comparison each made. 4.
Why is comparison a common way of describing objects? 5. Point out instances of its use by other authors in this book. 6. Why were these blind men all "in the wrong"? 7. How far was each "in the right"? 8.
What makes this poem humorous? 9. What may we learn from this story?
10. Find in the Glossary the meaning of: learning; observation; approached; bawl; wonder; resembles; marvel; grope; disputed; stiff.
11. p.r.o.nounce: st.u.r.dy; wondrous; scope.
Phrases for Study
much inclined, eager hand, satisfy his mind, within his scope.
DARIUS GREEN AND HIS FLYING-MACHINE
JOHN TOWNSEND TROWBRIDGE
If ever there lived a Yankee lad, Wise or otherwise, good or bad, Who, seeing the birds fly, didn"t jump With flapping arms from stake or stump, Or, spreading the tail Of his coat for a sail, Take a soaring leap from post or rail, And wonder why He couldn"t fly, And flap and flutter and wish and try-- If ever you knew a country dunce Who didn"t try that as often as once, All I can say is, that"s a sign He never would do for a hero of mine.
An aspiring genius was D. Green; The son of a farmer--age fourteen.
His body was long and lank and lean-- Just right for flying, as will be seen; He had two eyes, each bright as a bean, And a freckled nose that grew between, A little awry--for I must mention That he had riveted his attention Upon his wonderful invention, Twisting his tongue as he twisted the strings, Working his face as he worked the wings, Arid with every turn of gimlet and screw Turning and s.c.r.e.w.i.n.g his mouth round, too, Till his nose seemed bent To catch the scent, Around some corner, of new-baked pies, And his wrinkled cheeks and his squinting eyes Grew puckered into a queer grimace, That made him look very droll in the face, And also very wise.
And wise he must have been, to do more Than ever a genius did before, Excepting Daedalus of yore And his son Icarus, who wore Upon their backs Those wings of wax He had read of in the old almanacs.
Darius was clearly of the opinion That the air is also man"s dominion, And that, with paddle or fin or pinion, We soon or late Shall navigate The azure as now we sail the sea.
The thing looks simple enough to me; And if you doubt it, Hear how Darius reasoned about it.
"Birds can fly, An" why can"t I?
Must we give in,"
Says he with a grin, ""T the bluebird an" phoebe Are smarter"n we be?
Jest fold our hands an" see the swaller An" blackbird an" catbird beat us holler?
Does the leetle, chatterin", sa.s.sy wren, No bigger"n my thumb, know more than men Jest show me that!
Er prove"t the bat Has got more brains than"s in my hat, An" I"ll back down, an" not till then!"
He argued further: "Ner I can"t see What"s th" use o" wings to a b.u.mblebee, Fer to git a livin" with, more"n to me; Ain"t my business Importanter"n his"n is?
That Icarus Was a silly cuss-- Him an" his daddy, Daedalus.