The Employed Empress

Jiang Liu barge in without a summon from the emperor. Seeing this set of actions, Xiao Lin Xi have sa strong sense of deja vu. Only in reverse. Someone run off without being excused that time!

"Royal brother! Royal brother! Guess who your brother met!" Jiang Liu exclaimed. He wanted to show off who he "trouble" today.

All the elegance he exhibits infront of Wei Yi Yi puff out like smoke. Still, this childish smile and clingy att.i.tude towards Jiang Yu did not match his manly features.

He even shamelessly move closer to sit beside the emperor. "It"s your empress, brother! I always thought that she"s a female gorilla since she could send you stomping in anger! But she"s clearly just a cute fl.u.s.tered fluffy little bunny! Oh oh did I told you this is my second meeting with sister-in-law?! Brother, brother are you listening? Ah right! There"s also that hamster like concubine! When did you got interested in mammals? I always thought that small humming bird like cousin is your type! Anyway about your hamster----"

"How many times I must tell you? It"s rude to compare women with animals." Jiang Yu interrupts his brother from talking into oblivion. He itched to cover his mouth, and issue an imperial edict banning him from speaking.

"Brother don"t be so cold and listen to me!" Jiang Liu pouted.

Many stories and topics bottled up inside of him but people who could talk and listen to him could be counted by one hand. Jiang Liu, being a prince is one factor. But the real reason is that no one could stand him! Not only he would talk in one breath, he would also use his hands or his feet to gesture. Exaggerating every word as long as it is physically possible. Saliva flying and his folding fan swaying and all, you couldn"t even dodge.

If you wish, you could interrupt him but if you show any opening, he"ll start a new topic.

Is he even listening? Who knows, but one thing for sure, he doesn"t understand that conversations are two way!

Worse is, his brain cannot keep up with his mouth. Making him blurt out things from the least trival up to imperial secrets!

Technically, he"s a fish easily baited by his mouth.

Jiang Liu got a hold of Jiang Yu and tug him continuously. He kept chanting "brother, brother." Even having the gal to pick his fan and poke the emperor.

When Jiang Yu saw that he produced some blotted markings because of all the tugging, he silently put down his brush and face his brother. A dark shadow overcast his "calm" facial expression.

"Since brother have time, even able to visit both me and my empress, then I presume you"re done with the work I hand over to you, no?" Jiang Yu said. His tone laced with repressed warning.

Ah, here it comes. The famous calm before the storm.

While Jiang Liu is scared of his royal brother, having a thick face is his main quality. So he insist, "Brother don"t act like an old man and forgot things! You said it"s not urgent! You a.s.sured and promised to this brother! Only then did I accept it! As an older brother and a good role model, the emperor shouldn"t go back in his words!"

No matter what Jiang Yu says, Jiang Liu decided that he"s going to stay and cling to him. What"s the point of going all the way here to procrastinate if he"s going to be sent back to work.

"Stop throwing a tantrum. How old do you think you are? Go do your work, don"t disturb mine."

"How cold! This brother put down his own work to come and support you here!" Jiang Liu told baseless lies.

"Then if you"re not planning to go back, read the memorials with me and offer some solution."

"This----"

"Sixth brother cannot?" Jiang Yu issue soke challenge.

"Brother, don"t underestimate me. Words freely flow out from this prince."

From your mouth, yes. How about your writting?

Jiang Liu looked over the properly arrange memorials. He remembered the lump of books that Wei Yi Yi had. They are, indeed, husband and wife in some sense.

He tactically plan on which to pick. After estimating their thickness, Jiang Liu picked that tiniest one that so happen to be at the bottom.

Jiang Liu pulled. It did not budge. The others are heavy and weighting it down. Thinking that he just lack some momentum, he gathered his sleeves. He backed up a little and swiftly pulled out the memorial using speed.

"Aren"t this prince really awesome?" he praise himself.

With a "thud", Jiang Liu self celebration was cut short.

The actions that he executed s.h.i.+ft the balance and throw of the memorial down the table. Just like that, the reports that the imperial secretary painstakingly arrange, scattered to the ground.

"Jiang Liu! Get out!"

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After all what happened, Wei Yi Yi"s beautiful shou is still an eye candy. Rudely staring at Xiao Yuan Xi had become her pa.s.s time.

Also, with him limping from place to place, it added a comedic feels on his aura. With just a small poke, and then adding some light "accidental" brushes, Xiao Yuan Xi would be sent crying from the shock.

What a cry baby! Hehehe!

Wei Yi Yi knew she shouldn"t be laughing. But knowing this is the result of her hard earn work, she cannot help it.

"Auntie, what are you smiling so happily for?" Jiang Chen looked suspiciously towards Wei Yi Yi.

"Eh? Really? I"m not really smiling?" Wei Yi Yi denied it.

"But you are, your majesty."

Tang Mei just hope, whoever is the empress planning to trouble, hopefully it"s not the emperor.