----"Guys adjust."
"1 mm only."
"We need a tank."
When the countdown shown 15s, Wei Yi Yi was spam with shouts of adjust. What adjust?! Why don"t you adjust! I want to play my waifu, ah!
"Yi Yi use tank."
The serious Lan Zhuang finally open his mouth just to scold Wei Yi Yi.
"Don"t wanna. You adjust---- don"t fvkng touch!!"
What"s the use of going against them? none of course. It"s not like they treat her like a girl. Her phone got wrestled out of her hand and she end up with the very mascular tigreal.
She could only grind her teeth whenever she heard "maniac!" and "legendary!" from their phones. They"re getting fat while her death count rose.
"Idiot tank." Ye Ming cheekily started.
"Useless tank." He Liang like a good brother supported Ye Ming.
"You paper thin! See how you live if I don"t aggro them!"
Sadly, they are already in the late game and their mage and marksman are fatter than fat itself. Ganking them only resulted on the enemy"s death.
"One more. Ah Yi you tank."
Si Song created a new lobby and added them.
"Shut up Seesaw! I want a pretty waifu ok?! You go tank. Aren"t you really manly? Be a man ah!"
"Then use Lolita. That one is still a lady."
He Lian s.n.a.t.c.h her phone and pick for her. He only willingly return it after locking the hero.
"But she"s not a waifu!!!!!"
This is bullying! Bullying I say! She how dark my face is?! I will stay at the base! See how I stay at the base.
"Cancer!!!!"
Wei Yi Yi was spam in the game chat.
[They are playing mobile legends. My favorite 5v5 game]
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"Empress, this are the account books that you requested."
Wei Yi Yi stare shockingly at the young eunuch responsible for her palace.
This..This is a fujo dream come true!
He was young, so tender, so cute! He"s voice is like that of a young maiden. Not irritating nor loud.
No extra hair! No ugly facial hair. Baby face ah!
Her glance land on the forbidden area that has been cut off.
A perfect shou ah!
And she have so many in the inner palace!
Ho ho ho. You cannot anymore? Hehe I bet you cannot anymore! Worry not such sad life will not last! Wait here as this bro find you a good gong.
With her mind running wild, she thought about those tall and muscular imperial guards. The height gap is definitely moe! Then we also have those young officials that visit the emperor"s study from time to time.
And we also have boss! If she remember right, male consorts are welcome in this dynasty.
Just thinking about it agitated her. Oh gawd this is so exciting!
"Empress! Your nose is bleeding! Someone come! Call the imperial doctor!"
That day another bolt of breathlessness attack the empress. This time have nothing to do with "Wei Yi Yi" though.
The following days, the empress would happily call upon the eunuch, look at the account books, and then visit the department of internal affairs.
A strom brew inside the palace when the empress set her sights there.
Everyone heard of the empress unstable health and yet she has time for this? Isn"t the empress high and mighty and uncaring? Was she scheming now to get rid of the concubines?
Wei Yi Yi cannot do anything if the concubines want to suppress each other. In the end, she decided to at least make the inner palace livable enough for the ones below the caste. What they are due should have been given. Her boss is such a rich master, his woman should be served well.
This way at least they would lay low on plotting for favor and lessen boss" headache. Being tag from left to right by girls must be a marvelous feeling but too much and he might rip apart.
Boss ah! Stay strong ah!
That"s why she end up visiting the department of internal affairs so much they want to throw her out.
Want to get rid of me? Hah! See this corruption here? See those reimburs.e.m.e.nt that came out of no where? You might not but she can see! Boss they are wasting your money!
Wei Yi Yi saw so many under the table movement at the department of internal affairs.
The cocunbines are short of their allowance and food. Those unfavor imperial cocunbine was robbed of their belongings.
But no one complained. Everyone follow the flow.
Even the few consorts are not given the things that are due for them such as the proper number of their attendants or the proper sedan that they should be allowed to have.
All because they are not favored.
The empress is indifferent while the emperor is bias to his imperial n.o.ble consort.
The harem still faction as such but the emperor rarely visit other palaces and if he did, the imperial n.o.ble consort will throw her weight after. She actually have people here that support her and make the living quality of the inner palace h.e.l.l.
It"s no wonder they are so unruly! they must have been cornered and at the blade"s edge!
With the imperial n.o.ble consort scheming and the department of household affair pouring oil into the fire, the others can only pray for their lives.
Wei Yi Yi could only suck up and continue to investigate for the next few days. She shockingly realised that her authority is so low everyone is just pretending to listen but not actually doing what she instructed.
So what if she does not have anyone. This bro still have her boss!
"The emperor told this empress to..."
"As the emperor"s will, this empress shall..."
"But the emperor said.."
"Bengong does not know! If you have complaints go see his majesty!"
"Do you get instructions from the emperor? Well? This empress did!"
"You dare go agaisnt His majesty"s wish?!"
Whenever Wei Yi Yi reach a dead end. She would bring up her powerful boss and everyone have no choice but to stop complaining. Truely so powerful, just the name is OP enough!
The ones that are guilty felt their legs turn weak. They kneeled and kowtow to the empress, afraid for their lives.