Fulkerson made a clutch at his hair, and then, after another hesitation, he abruptly laid the whole affair before her. He did not think it necessary to state the exact nature of the offence Lindau had given Dryfoos, for he doubted if she could grasp it, and he was profuse of his excuses for troubling her with the matter, and of wonder at himself for having done so. In the rapture of his concern at having perhaps made a fool of himself, he forgot why he had told her; but she seemed to like having been confided in, and she said, "Well, Ah don"t see what you can do with you" ahdeals of friendship except stand bah Mr. Mawch."
"My ideals of friendship? What do you mean?"
"Oh, don"t you suppose we know? Mr. Beaton said you we" a pofect Bahyard in friendship, and you would sacrifice anything to it."
"Is that so?" said Fulkerson, thinking how easily he could sacrifice Lindau in this case. He had never supposed before that he was chivalrous in such matters, but he now began to see it in that light, and he wondered that he could ever have entertained for a moment the idea of throwing March over.
"But Ah most say," Miss Woodburn went on, "Ah don"t envy you you" next interview with Mr. Dryfoos. Ah suppose you"ll have to see him at once aboat it."
The conjecture recalled Fulkerson to the object of his confidences. "Ah, there"s where your help comes in. I"ve exhausted all the influence I have with Dryfoos--"
"Good gracious, you don"t expect Ah could have any!"
They both laughed at the comic dismay with which she conveyed the preposterous notion; and Fulkerson said, "If I judged from myself, I should expect you to bring him round instantly."
"Oh, thank you, Mr. Fulkerson," she said, with mock meekness.
"Not at all. But it isn"t Dryfoos I want you to help me with; it"s your father. I want your father to interview Dryfoos for me, and I-I"m afraid to ask him."
"Poo" Mr. Fulkerson!" she said, and she insinuated something through her burlesque compa.s.sion that lifted him to the skies. He swore in his heart that the woman never lived who was so witty, so wise, so beautiful, and so good. "Come raght with me this minute, if the cyoast"s clea"." She went to the door of the diningroom and looked in across its gloom to the little gallery where her father sat beside a lamp reading his evening paper; Mrs. Leighton could be heard in colloquy with the cook below, and Alma had gone to her room. She beckoned Fulkerson with the hand outstretched behind her, and said, "Go and ask him."
"Alone!" he palpitated.
"Oh, what a cyowahd!" she cried, and went with him. "Ah suppose you"ll want me to tell him aboat it."
"Well, I wish you"d begin, Miss Woodburn," he said. "The fact is, you know, I"ve been over it so much I"m kind of sick of the thing."
Miss Woodburn advanced and put her hand on her father"s shoulder. "Look heah, papa! Mr. Fulkerson wants to ask you something, and he wants me to do it fo" him."
The colonel looked up through his gla.s.ses with the sort of ferocity elderly men sometimes have to put on in order to keep their gla.s.ses from falling off. His daughter continued: "He"s got into an awful difficulty with his edito" and his proprieto", and he wants you to pacify them."
"I do not know whethah I understand the case exactly," said the colonel, "but Mr. Fulkerson may command me to the extent of my ability."
"You don"t understand it aftah what Ah"ve said?" cried the girl.
"Then Ah don"t see but what you"ll have to explain it you"self, Mr.
Fulkerson."
"Well, Miss Woodburn has been so luminous about it, colonel," said Fulkerson, glad of the joking shape she had given the affair, "that I can only throw in a little side-light here and there."
The colonel listened as Fulkerson went on, with a grave diplomatic satisfaction. He felt gratified, honored, even, he said, by Mr.
Fulkerson"s appeal to him; and probably it gave him something of the high joy that an affair of honor would have brought him in the days when he had arranged for meetings between gentlemen. Next to bearing a challenge, this work of composing a difficulty must have been grateful.
But he gave no outward sign of his satisfaction in making a resume of the case so as to get the points clearly in his mind.
"I was afraid, sir," he said, with the state due to the serious nature of the facts, "that Mr. Lindau had given Mr. Dryfoos offence by some of his questions at the dinner-table last night."
"Perfect red rag to a bull," Fulkerson put in; and then he wanted to withdraw his words at the colonel"s look of displeasure.
"I have no reflections to make upon Mr. Landau," Colonel Woodburn continued, and Fulkerson felt grateful to him for going on; "I do not agree with Mr. Lindau; I totally disagree with him on sociological points; but the course of the conversation had invited him to the expression of his convictions, and he had a right to express them, so far as they had no personal bearing."
"Of course," said Fulkerson, while Miss Woodburn perched on the arm of her father"s chair.
"At the same time, sir, I think that if Mr. Dryfoos felt a personal censure in Mr. Lindau"s questions concerning his suppression of the strike among his workmen, he had a right to resent it."
"Exactly," Fulkerson a.s.sented.
"But it must be evident to you, sir, that a high-spirited gentleman like Mr. March--I confess that my feelings are with him very warmly in the matter--could not submit to dictation of the nature you describe."
"Yes, I see," said Fulkerson; and, with that strange duplex action of the human mind, he wished that it was his hair, and not her father"s, that Miss Woodburn was poking apart with the corner of her fan.
"Mr. Lindau," the colonel concluded, "was right from his point of view, and Mr. Dryfoos was equally right. The position of Mr. March is perfectly correct--"
His daughter dropped to her feet from his chair-arm. "Mah goodness!
If n.o.body"s in the wrong, ho" awe you evah going to get the mattah straight?"
"Yes, you see," Fulkerson added, "n.o.body can give in."
"Pardon me," said the colonel, "the case is one in which all can give in."
"I don"t know which "ll begin," said Fulkerson.
The colonel rose. "Mr. Lindau must begin, sir. We must begin by seeing Mr. Lindau, and securing from him the a.s.surance that in the expression of his peculiar views he had no intention of offering any personal offence to Mr. Dryfoos. If I have formed a correct estimate of Mr.
Lindau, this will be perfectly simple."
Fulkerson shook his head. "But it wouldn"t help. Dryfoos don"t care a rap whether Lindau meant any personal offence or not. As far as that is concerned, he"s got a hide like a hippopotamus. But what he hates is Lindau"s opinions, and what he says is that no man who holds such opinions shall have any work from him. And what March says is that no man shall be punished through him for his opinions, he don"t care what they are."
The colonel stood a moment in silence. "And what do you expect me to do under the circ.u.mstances?"
"I came to you for advice--I thought you might suggest----?"
"Do you wish me to see Mr. Dryfoos?"
"Well, that"s about the size of it," Fulkerson admitted. "You see, colonel," he hastened on, "I know that you have a great deal of influence with him; that article of yours is about the only thing he"s ever read in "Every Other Week," and he"s proud of your acquaintance.
Well, you know"--and here Fulkerson brought in the figure that struck him so much in Beaton"s phrase and had been on his tongue ever since--"you"re the man on horseback to him; and he"d be more apt to do what you say than if anybody else said it."
"You are very good, sir," said the colonel, trying to be proof against the flattery, "but I am afraid you overrate my influence." Fulkerson let him ponder it silently, and his daughter governed her impatience by holding her fan against her lips. Whatever the process was in the colonel"s mind, he said at last: "I see no good reason for declining to act for you, Mr. Fulkerson, and I shall be very happy if I can be of service to you. But"--he stopped Fulkerson from cutting in with precipitate thanks--"I think I have a right, sir, to ask what your course will be in the event of failure?"
"Failure?" Fulkerson repeated, in dismay.
"Yes, sir. I will not conceal from you that this mission is one not wholly agreeable to my feelings."
"Oh, I understand that, colonel, and I a.s.sure you that I appreciate, I--"
"There is no use trying to blink the fact, sir, that there are certain aspects of Mr. Dryfoos"s character in which he is not a gentleman. We have alluded to this fact before, and I need not dwell upon it now: I may say, however, that my misgivings were not wholly removed last night."
"No," Fulkerson a.s.sented; though in his heart he thought the old man had behaved very well.
"What I wish to say now is that I cannot consent to act for you, in this matter, merely as an intermediary whose failure would leave the affair in state quo."