"Give you what?" he cried.
"Your clothes."
"Well, if this don"t lick c.o.c.k-fighting!" said he. "What am I to give you my clothes for?"
"Because I need them."
"And suppose I won"t?"
"Be jabers," said I, "I shall have no choice but to take them."
He stood with his hands in the pockets of his great-coat, and a most amused smile upon his square-jawed, clean-shaven face.
"You"ll take them, will you?" said he. "You"re a very leery cove, by the look of you, but I can tell you that you"ve got the wrong sow by the ear this time. I know who you are. You"re a runaway Frenchy, from the prison yonder, as anyone could tell with half an eye. But you don"t know who I am, else you wouldn"t try such a plant as that. Why, man, I"m the Bristol Bustler, nine stone champion, and them"s my training quarters down yonder."
He stared at me as if this announcement of his would have crushed me to the earth, but I smiled at him in my turn, and looked him up and down, with a twirl of my moustache.
"You may be a very brave man, sir," said I, "but when I tell you that you are opposed to Colonel Etienne Gerard, of the Hussars of Conflans, you will see the necessity of giving up your clothes without further parley."
"Look here, mounseer, drop it!" he cried; "this"ll end by your getting pepper."
"Your clothes, sir, this instant!" I shouted, advancing fiercely upon him.
For answer he threw off his heavy great-coat, and stood in a singular att.i.tude, with one arm out, and the other across his chest, looking at me with a curious smile. For myself, I knew nothing of the methods of fighting which these people have, but on horse or on foot, with arms or without them, I am always ready to take my own part. You understand that a soldier cannot always choose his own methods, and that it is time to howl when you are living among wolves. I rushed at him, therefore, with a warlike shout, and kicked him with both my feet. At the same moment my heels flew into the air, I saw as many flashes as at Austerlitz, and the back of my head came down with a crash upon a stone. After that I can remember nothing more.
When I came to myself I was lying upon a truckle-bed, in a bare, half-furnished room. My head was ringing like a bell, and when I put up my hand, there was a lump like a walnut over one of my eyes. My nose was full of a pungent smell, and I soon found that a strip of paper soaked in vinegar was fastened across my brow. At the other end of the room this terrible little man was sitting with his knee bare, and his elderly companion was rubbing it with some liniment. The latter seemed to be in the worst of tempers, and he kept up a continual scolding, which the other listened to with a gloomy face.
"Never heard tell of such a thing in my life," he was saying. "In training for a month with all the weight of it on my shoulders, and then when I get you as fit as a trout, and within two days of fighting the likeliest man on the list, you let yourself into a by-battle with a foreigner."
"There, there! Stow your gab!" said the other, sulkily. "You"re a very good trainer, Jim, but you"d be better with less jaw."
"I should think it was time to jaw," the elderly man answered. "If this knee don"t get well before next Wednesday, they"ll have it that you fought a cross, and a pretty job you"ll have next time you look for a backer."
"Fought a cross!" growled the other. "I"ve won nineteen battles, and no man ever so much as dared to say the word "cross" in my hearin". How the deuce was I to get out of it when the cove wanted the very clothes off my back?"
"Tut, man; you knew that the beak and the guards were within a mile of you. You could have set them on to him as well then as now. You"d have got your clothes back again all right."
"Well, strike me!" said the Bustler. "I don"t often break my trainin", but when it comes to givin" up my clothes to a Frenchy who couldn"t hit a dint in a pat o" b.u.t.ter, why, it"s more than I can swaller."
"Pooh, man, what are the clothes worth? D"you know that Lord Rufton alone has five thousand pounds on you? When you jump the ropes on Wednesday, you"ll carry every penny of fifty thousand into the ring. A pretty thing to turn up with a swollen knee and a story about a Frenchman!"
"I never thought he"d ha" kicked," said the Bustler.
"I suppose you expected he"d fight Broughton"s rules, and strict P.R.?
Why, you silly, they don"t know what fighting is in France."
"My friends," said I, sitting up on my bed, "I do not understand very much of what you say, but when you speak like that it is foolishness. We know so much about fighting in France, that we have paid our little visit to nearly every capital in Europe, and very soon we are coming to London. But we fight like soldiers, you understand, and not like gamins in the gutter. You strike me on the head. I kick you on the knee. It is child"s play. But if you will give me a sword, and take another one, I will show you how we fight over the water."
They both stared at me in their solid, English way.
"Well, I"m glad you"re not dead, mounseer," said the elder one at last.
"There wasn"t much sign of life in you when the Bustler and me carried you down. That head of yours ain"t thick enough to stop the crook of the hardest hitter in Bristol."
"He"s a game cove, too, and he came for me like a bantam," said the other, still rubbing his knee. "I got my old left-right in, and he went over as if he had been pole-axed. It wasn"t my fault, mounseer. I told you you"d get pepper if you went on."
"Well, it"s something to say all your life, that you"ve been handled by the finest light-weight in England," said the older man, looking at me with an expression of congratulation upon his face. "You"ve had him at his best, too--in the pink of condition, and trained by Jim Hunter."
"I am used to hard knocks," said I, unb.u.t.toning my tunic, and showing my two musket wounds. Then I bared my ankle also, and showed the place in my eye where the guerilla had stabbed me.
"He can take his gruel," said the Bustler.
"What a glutton he"d have made for the middle-weights," remarked the trainer; "with six months" coaching he"d astonish the fancy. It"s a pity he"s got to go back to prison."
I did not like that last remark at all. I b.u.t.toned up my coat and rose from the bed.
"I must ask you to let me continue my journey," said I.
"There"s no help for it, mounseer," the trainer answered. "It"s a hard thing to send such a man as you back to such a place, but business is business, and there"s a twenty pound reward. They were here this morning, looking for you, and I expect they"ll be round again."
His words turned my heart to lead.
"Surely, you would not betray me!" I cried. "I will send you twice twenty pounds on the day that I set foot upon France. I swear it upon the honour of a French gentleman."
But I only got head-shakes for a reply. I pleaded, I argued, I spoke of the English hospitality and the fellowship of brave men, but I might as well have been addressing the two great wooden clubs which stood balanced upon the floor in front of me. There was no sign of sympathy upon their bull-faces.
"Business is business, mounseer," the old trainer repeated. "Besides, how am I to put the Bustler into the ring on Wednesday if he"s jugged by the beak for aidin" and abettin" a prisoner of war? I"ve got to look after the Bustler, and I take no risks."
This, then, was the end of all my struggles and strivings. I was to be led back again like a poor silly sheep who has broken through the hurdles. They little knew me who could fancy that I should submit to such a fate. I had heard enough to tell me where the weak point of these two men was, and I showed, as I have often showed before, that Etienne Gerard is never so terrible as when all hope seems to have deserted him.
With a single spring I seized one of the clubs and swung it over the head of the Bustler.
"Come what may," I cried, "_you_ shall be spoiled for Wednesday."
The fellow growled out an oath, and would have sprung at me, but the other flung his arms round him and pinned him to the chair.
"Not if I know it, Bustler," he screamed. "None of your games while I am by. Get away out of this, Frenchy. We only want to see your back. Run away, run away, or he"ll get loose!"
It was good advice, I thought, and I ran to the door, but as I came out into the open air my head swam round and I had to lean against the porch to save myself from falling. Consider all that I had been through, the anxiety of my escape, the long, useless flight in the storm, the day spent amid wet ferns, with only bread for food, the second journey by night, and now the injuries which I had received in attempting to deprive the little man of his clothes. Was it wonderful that even I should reach the limits of my endurance?
I stood there in my heavy coat and my poor battered shako, my chin upon my chest, and my eyelids over my eyes. I had done my best, and I could do no more. It was the sound of horses" hoofs which made me at last raise my head, and there was the grey-moustached Governor of Dartmoor Prison not ten paces in front of me, with six mounted warders behind him!
"So, Colonel," said he, with a bitter smile, "we have found you once more."
When a brave man has done his utmost, and has failed, he shows his breeding by the manner in which he accepts his defeat. For me, I took the letter which I had in my pocket, and stepping forward, I handed it with such grace of manner as I could summon to the Governor.
"It has been my misfortune, sir, to detain one of your letters," said I.
He looked at me in amazement, and beckoned to the warders to arrest me.
Then he broke the seal of the letter. I saw a curious expression come over his face as he read it.