"As to that," he murmured, "there"s only a few things worth knowing. If you can just forget the rest, you"re all right."
"I see," she replied beneath her breath. "But--but it"s got to be plucked and cleaned and cooked first, hasn"t it?"
"The chickin?" he laughed. "Oh, dear me, no! Cooked, yes, but not plucked or cleaned in the sense you mean. That"s what they do in "ouses. Out here we have a better way. We just wrap it up in clay and dig a "ole and light a fire on top, and in a "arf hour it"s ready to eat, tender, juicy, and sweet as a bit of "oneycomb. Break open the ball of clay, and the feathers all come away wiv it." And then he produced from another pocket a fat, thick roll of yellow b.u.t.ter, freshly made apparently, for it was wrapped in a clean white cloth.
They stared at that for a long time without a word.
"They go together," he explained, and the explanation seemed sufficient as well as final. "And they come together too," he added with a smile.
"Did the b.u.t.ter give itself to you as well as the chicken?" inquired Judy. The Tramp nodded in the affirmative as he placed it beside him on the trunk ready for use later. And everybody felt in the middle of a delightful mystery. All were the same age together. Bird and b.u.t.ter, sun and wind, flowers and children, tramp and animals--all seemed merged in a jolly company that shared one another"s wants and could supply them. The wallflowers wagged their orange-bonneted heads, the wind slipped sighing with delicious perfumes from the trees, the bees were going home in single file, and the sun was sinking level with the paling top--when suddenly there came a disturbing element into the scene that made their hearts beat faster with one accord. It was a sound.
A m.u.f.fled, ominous beat was audible far away, but slowly coming nearer.
As it approached it changed its character. It became sharper and more distinct. Something about the measured intervals between its tapping repet.i.tions brought a threatening message of alarm. Every one felt the little warning and looked up. There was anxiety. The sound jarred unpleasantly upon the peace of the happy company. They listened. It was footsteps on the road outside.
CHAPTER X
FACT AND WONDER--CLASH
Uncle Felix paused over his last bit of bread and jam, Tim and Judy c.o.c.ked their ears up. Maria"s eyes stood still a moment in the heavens, and the Tramp stopped eating. He picked up the b.u.t.ter and replaced it carefully in his pocket.
"I know those steps," he murmured half to himself and half to the others. "They"re all over the world. They follow me wherever I go. I hear "em even in me sleep." He sighed, and the tone of his voice was weary and ill at ease.
"How horrid for you," said Judy very softly.
"It keeps me moving," he muttered, trying to conceal all signs of face behind hair and beard, which he pulled over him like a veil. "It"s the Perliceman."
"The Policeman!" they echoed, staring.
"But he can"t find you here!"
"He"ll never see you!"
"You"re quite safe inside the fence with us, for this is the End of the World, you know."
"He"s not afraid--never!" exclaimed Judy proudly.
"He goes everywhere and sees everything," whispered the Tramp. "He"s been following me since time began. So far he has not caught me up, but his boots are so much bigger than my own--the biggest, strongest boots in the world--that in the hend he is bound to get me."
"But you"ve done nothing," said Judy.
The wanderer smiled. "That"s why," he said, holding up a warning finger. "It"s because I do nothing. "ush!" he whispered. The steps came nearer, and he lowered his voice so that the end of the sentence was not audible.
""ide me," he said in a whisper. And he waved his arms imploringly, like the branches of some wind-hunted tree.
There was a tarpaulin near the rubbish-heap, and some sacking used for keeping the vegetables warm at night. "That"ll do," he said, pointing.
"Quick!--Good-bye!" In a moment he was beneath the spread black covering, the children were sitting on its edges, quietly eating more bread and jam, and looking as innocent as stars. Uncle Felix poked the fire busily, a grave and anxious look upon his face.
The steps came nearer, paused, came on again then finally stopped outside the gate. The flowing road that bore them ceased running past in its accustomed way. The evening stopped still too. The silence could be heard. The setting sun looked on. Upon the crumbling wall the orange flowers shook their little warning banners.
And there came a tapping on the wooden gate.
No one moved.
The tapping was repeated. There was a sound of drums about it. The round bra.s.s handle turned. The door pushed open, and in the empty s.p.a.ce appeared--the Policeman.
"Good evening," he said in a heavy, uncompromising way. He looked enormous, framed there by the open gate, the white road behind him like a sheet. He looked very blue--a great towering shadow against the sunlight. It was very clear that he _knew_ he was a policeman and could think of nothing else. He was dressed up for the part, and received many shillings a week from a radculgovunment to look like that. It would have been a dereliction of duty to forget it. He was stuffed with duty. His bra.s.s b.u.t.tons shone.
"Good _evening_," he repeated, as no one spoke.
"_Good_ evening," replied Uncle Felix calmly. The Policeman accentuated the word "evening," but Uncle Felix emphasised the adjective "good."
From the very beginning the two men disagreed. "This is private property, very private indeed. We are having tea, in fact, privately, upon our own land."
"No property is private," returned the Policeman, "and to the Law no thing nor person either."
For a moment the children felt afraid. It seemed incredible that Uncle Felix could be arrested, and yet things had an appearance of it.
"Kindly close the gate so that we cannot be overheard," he said firmly, "and then be good enough to state your business here." He did not offer him a seat; he did not suggest a cup of tea; he spoke like a brave man who expected danger but was prepared to meet it.
The Policeman stepped back and closed the gate. He then stepped forward again a little nearer than before. From a pocket, hitherto invisible inside his belt, he drew forth a crumpled notebook and a stub of pencil. He was very dignified and very grave. He took a deep breath, held the paper and pencil ready to use, expanded his chest till it resembled a toy balloon in the Park, and said:
"I am looking for a man." He paused, then added: "Have you seen a man about?"
"About what?" asked Uncle Felix innocently.
"About fifty or thereabouts," replied the other. "Disguised in rags and a wig of hair and a false beard."
"What has he done?" It was like a game of chess, both opponents well matched. Uncle Felix was too big to be caught napping by clever questions that hid traps. The children felt the danger in the air, and watched their uncle with quivering admiration. Only their uncle stood alone, whereas behind the Policeman stretched a line of other policemen that reached to London and was in touch with the Government itself.
"What has he done?" repeated their champion.
"He"s disappeared," came the deep-voiced answer.
"There"s no crime in that," was the comment, given flatly.
"But he"s disappeared with"--the Policeman consulted his notebook a moment--"a chicken and a roll of b.u.t.ter what don"t belong to him--"
"Roll _and_ b.u.t.ter, did you say?"
"No, sir, roll _of_ b.u.t.ter was what I said." He spoke respectfully, but was grave and terrible. "He is a thief."
"A thief!"
"He lives nowhere and has no home. You see, sir, duty is duty, and we"re expected to run in people who live nowhere and have no homes."
"Which road did he take?" Uncle Felix clearly was pretending in order to gain time.
The man of law looked puzzled. "It was a roll of b.u.t.ter and a bird, sir," he said, consulting his book again, "and my duty is to run him in--"