"I shall meet you on the road," he announced with an air of a social equal. "Servants shall attend you at the Yeni Khan. They will say nothing at all, and work splendidly! Start when you like; you will find me waiting for you at a good place on the road. Bring not plenty, but too much ammunition! Good day, then, gentlemen!"
He nodded to us-bowed to the consul-vaulted the rail. A second later he grinned at us again through the tiny window. "I am the Eye of Zeitoon!" he boasted, and was gone. A servant whom the consul sent to follow him came back after ten or fifteen minutes saying he had lost him in a maze of narrow streets.
His latter, offhanded manner scarcely auguring well, we debated whether or not to search for some one more likely amenable to discipline to take his place. But the consul spent an hour telling us about the letter that went to Adrianople, and the bringing back of the answer that hastened peace.
"He was shot badly. He nearly died on the way back. I"ve no idea how he recovered. He wouldn"t accept a piaster more than the price agreed on."
"Let"s take a chance!" said Will, and we were all agreed before he urged it.
"There"s one other thing," said the consul. "I"ve been told a Miss Gloria Vanderrnan is on her way to the mission at Marash-"
"Gee whiz!" said Will.
The consul nodded. "She"s pretty, if that"s what you mean. It was very unwise to let her go, escorted only by Armenians. Of course, she may get through without as much as suspecting trouble"s brewing, but-well-I wish you"d look out for her."
"Chicken, eh?"
Will stuck both hands deep in his trousers pockets and tilted his chair backward to the point of perfect poise.
"Cuckoo, you a.s.s!" laughed Fred, kicking the chair over backward, and then piling all the veranda furniture on top, to the scandalized amazement of the stately kava.s.s, who came at that moment shepherding a small boy with a large tray and perfectly enormous drinks.
Chapter Three "Sahib, there is always-work for real soldiers!"
WHERE TWO OR THREE
Oh, all the world is sick with hate, And who shall heal it, friend o" mine?
And who is friend? And who shall stand Since hireling tongue and alien hand Kill n.o.bleness in all this land?
Judas and Pharisee combine To plunder and proclaim it Fate.
Days when the upright dared be few Are they departed, friend o" mine?
Are bribery and rich largesse Fair props for fat forgetfulness, Or anodynous of distress?
Oh, would the world were drunk with wine And not this last besotting brew!
Oh, for the wonderful again- The greatly daring, friend o" mine!
The simply gallant blade unbought, The soul compa.s.sionate, unsought, With no price but the priceless thought Nor purpose than the brave design Of giving that the world may gain!
So we took two rooms at the Yeni Khan instead of one, not being minded to sleep as closely as the gentry of Asia Minor like to. Will hurried us down there for a look at the gipsy girl. But the tent was gone and the gipsies with it, and when we asked questions about them people spat.
Your good Moslem-and a Moslem is good in those parts who makes a mountain of observances, regarding mole-hills of mere morals not at all-affects to despise all giaours; but a giaour, like a gipsy, who has no obvious religion of any kind, he ranks below the pig in order of reverence. It did not redound to our credit that we showed interest in the movements of such people.
Monty brought an enormous can of bug-powder with him, and restored our popularity by lending generously after he had treated our quarters sufficiently for three days" stay. Fred did nothing to our quarters-stirred no finger, claiming convalescence with his tongue in his cheek, and strolling about until he fell utterly in love with the khan and its crowd, and the khan with him.
That very first night he brought out his concertina on the balcony, and yowled songs to its clamor; and whether or not the various crowd agreed on naming the noise music, all were delighted with the friendliness.
Fred talks more languages fluently than he can count on the fingers of both hands. He began to tell tales in a sing-song eastern snarl-a tale in Persian, then in Turkish, and the night grew breathless, full of listening, until pent-up interest at intervals burst bonds and there were "Ahs" and "Ohs" all amid the dark, like little breaths of night wind among trees.
He found small time for sleep, and when dawn came, and four Zeitoonli servants according to Kagig"s promise, they still swarmed around him begging for more. He went off to eat breakfast with a khan from Bokhara, sitting on a bale of nearly priceless carpets to drink overland tea made in a thing like a samovar.
All the rest of that day, and the next, sleeping only at intervals, while Monty and Will and I helped the Zeitoonli servants get our loads in shape, Fred sharpened his wonder-gift of tongues on the fascinated men of many nations, giving them London ditties and tales from the Thousand Nights and a Night in exchange for their news of caravan routes. He left them well pleased with their bargain.
Monty went off alone the second day to see about mules. The Turk with a trade to make believes that of several partners one is always "easier" than the rest; consequently, one man can bring him to see swifter reason than a number can. He came back that evening with twelve good mules and four attendants.
"One apiece to ride, and two apiece to carry everything. Not another mule to be had. Unpack the loads again and make them smaller!"
Fred came and sat with us that night before the charcoal brazier in his and Monty"s room.
"They all talk of robbers on the road," he said. "Northward, through the Circa.s.sian Gates, or eastward it"s all the same. There"s a man in a room across the way who was stripped stark naked and beaten because they thought he might have money in his clothes. When he reached this place without a st.i.tch on him he still had all his money in his clenched fists! Quite a sportsman-what? Imagine his juggling with it while they whipped him with knotted cords!"
"What have you heard about Kagig?"
"Nothing. But a lot about vukuart.* It"s vague, but there"s something in the air. You"ll notice the Turkish muleteers are having nothing whatever to say to our Zeitoonli, although they"ve accepted the same service. Moslems are keeping together, and Armenians are getting the silence cure. Armenians are even shy of speaking to one another. I"ve tried listening, and I"ve tried asking questions, although that was risky. I can"t get a word of explanation. I"ve noticed, though, that the ugly mood is broadening. They"ve been polite to me, but I"ve heard the word shapkali applied more than once to you fellows. Means hatted man, you know. Not a serious insult, but implies contempt."
------- * Turkish word: happenings, a euphemism for ma.s.sacre. -------
Nothing but comfort and respectability ever seemed able to make Fred gloomy. He discussed our present prospects with the air of an epicure ordering dinner. And Monty listened with his dark, delightful smile-the kindliest smile in all the world. I have seen unthoughtful men mistake it for a sign of weakness.
I have never known him to argue. Nor did he then, but strode straight down into the khan yard, we sitting on the balcony to watch. He visited our string of mules first for an excuse, and invited a Kurdish chieftain (all Kurds are chieftains away from home) to inspect a swollen fetlock. With that subtle flattery he unlocked the man"s reserve, pa.s.sed on from chance remark to frank, good-humored questions, and within an hour had talked with twenty men. At last he called to one of the Zeitoonli to come and sc.r.a.pe the yard dung from his boots, climbed the stairs leisurely, and sat beside us.
"You"re quite right, Fred," he said quietly.
Then there came suddenly from out the darkness a yell for help in English that brought three of us to our feet. Fred brushed his fierce mustaches upward with an air of satisfaction, and sat still.
"There"s somebody down there quite wrong, and in line at last to find out why!" he said. "I"ve been waiting for this. Sit down."
We obeyed him, though the yells continued. There came blows suggestive of a woman on the housetops beating carpets.
"D"you recollect the man I mentioned at the consulate-the biped Peter Measel, missionary on his own account, who keeps a diary and libels ladies in it? Well, he"s foul of a thalukdar* from Rajputana, and of a Prussian contractor, recruiting men for work on the Baghdad railway. I wasn"t allowed to murder him. I see why now-finger of justice-I"d have been too quick. Sit down, you idiots! You"ve no idea what he wrote about Miss Vanderman. Let him scream, I like it!"
-------- * Punjabi Word-landholder. --------
"Come along," said Monty. "If he were a bad-house keeper he has had enough!"
But Will had gone before us, headlong down the stairs with the speed off the mark that they taught him on the playing field at Bowdoin. When we caught up he was standing astride a prostrate being who sobbed like a cow with its throat cut, and a Rajput and a German, either of them six feet tall, were considering whether or not to resent the violence of his interference. The German was disposed to yield to numbers. The Rajput not so.
"Why are you beating him?" asked Monty.
"Gott in Hinimel, who would not! He wrote of me in his diary-der Liminel!-that I shanghai laborers."
"Do you, or don"t you?" asked Monty sweetly.
"Kreutz-blitzen! What is that to do with you-or with him? What right had he to write that people in France should pray for me in church?"
The Rajput all this while was standing simmering, as ready as a boar at bay to fight the lot of us, yet I thought with an air about him, too, of half-conscious surprise. Several times he took a half-pace forward to a.s.sert his right of chastis.e.m.e.nt, looked hard at Monty, and checked mid-stride.
"You"ve done enough," said Monty.
"Who are you that says so?" the German retorted.
"He-who-will-attend-to-it-that-you-do-no-more!" Monty"s smooth voce had become without inflection.
"Bah! That is easy, isn"t it? You are four to one!"
"Five to one!"