At the right moment the Mortimers featured him between two fashionable bishops at a dinner. Mrs. Vendenning, who adored bishops, immediately remembered him among those asked to her famous annual bal poudre; a celebrated yacht club admitted him to membership; a whole shoal of excellent minor clubs which really needed new members followed suit, and even the rock-ribbed Lenox, wearied of its own time-honoured immobility, displayed the preliminary fidgets which boded well for the stolid candidate. The Mountain was preparing to take the first stiff step toward Mohammed. It was the prophet"s cue to sit tight and yawn occasionally.
Meanwhile he didn"t want to; he was becoming anxious to do things for himself, which Leila Mortimer, of course, would not permit. It was difficult for him to understand that any effort of his own would probably be disastrous; that progress could come only through his own receptive pa.s.sivity; that nothing was demanded, nothing required, nothing permitted from him as yet, save a capacity for a.s.similating such opportunities as sections of the social system condescended to offer.
For instance, he wanted to open his art gallery to the public; he said it was good strategy; and Mrs. Mortimer sat upon the suggestion with a shrug of her pretty shoulders. Well, then, couldn"t he possibly do something with his great, gilded ball-room? No, he couldn"t; and the less in evidence his galleries and his ball-rooms were at present the better his chances with people who, perfectly aware that he possessed them, were very slowly learning to overlook the insolence of the accident that permitted him to possess what they had never known the want of. First of all people must tire of repeating to each other that he was n.o.body, and that would happen when they wearied of explaining to one another why he was ever asked anywhere. There was time enough for him to offer amus.e.m.e.nt to people after they had ceased to find amus.e.m.e.nt in snubbing him; plenty of time in the future for them to lash him to a gallop for their pleasure. In the meanwhile he was doing very well, because he began to appear regularly in the Caithness-Bonnesdel box, and old Peter Caithness was already boring him at the Patroons; which meant that the thrifty old gentleman considered Plank"s millions as a possible underpinning for the sagging house of Caithness, of which his pallid daughter Agatha was the sole sustaining caryatid in perspective.
Yes, he was doing well; for that despotic beauty, Sylvia Landis, whose capricious perversity had recently astonished those who remembered her in her first season as a sweet, reasonable, and unspoiled girl, was always friendly with him. That must be looked upon as important, considering Sylvia"s una.s.sailable position, and her kinship to the autocratic old lady whose kindly ukase had for generations remained the undisputed law in the social system of Manhattan.
"There is another matter," said Leila Mortimer innocently, as Plank, lingering after a disastrous rubber of bridge with her, her husband, and Agatha Caithness, had followed her into her own apartments to write his cheque for what he owed. "You"ve driven with me so much and you come here so often and we are seen together so frequently that the clans are sharpening up their dirks for us. And that helps some."
"What!" exclaimed Plank, reddening, and twisting around in his chair.
"Certainly. You didn"t suppose I could escape, did you?"
"Escape! What?" demanded Plank, getting redder.
"Escape being talked about, savagely, mercilessly. Can"t you see how it helps? Oh dear, are you stupid, Beverly?
"I don"t know," replied Plank, staring, "just how stupid I am. If you mean that I"m compromising you--"
"Oh, please! Why do you use back-stairs words? n.o.body talks about compromising now; all that went out with New Year"s calls and brown-stone stoops."
"What do they call it, then?" asked Plank seriously.
"Call what? you great boy!"
"What you say I"m doing?"
"I don"t say it."
"Who does?"
Leila laughed, leaned back in her big, padded chair, dropping one knee over the other. Her dark eyes with the j.a.panese slant to them rested mockingly on Plank, who had now turned completely around in his chair, leaving his half-written cheque on her escritoire behind him.
"You"re simply credited with an affair with a pretty woman," she said, watching the dull colour mounting to his temples, "and that is certain to be useful to you, and it doesn"t affect me. What on earth are you blushing about?" And as he said nothing, she added, with a daring little laugh: "You are credited with being very agreeable, you see."
"If--if that"s the way you take it--" he began.
"Of course! What do you expect me to do--call for help before I"m hurt?"
"You mean that this talk--gossip--doesn"t hurt?"
"How silly!" She looked at him, smiling. "You know how likely I am to require protection from your importunities." She dropped her pretty head, and began plaiting with her fingers the silken gown over her knee.
"Or how likely I would be to shriek for it even if"--she looked up with childlike directness--"even if I needed it."
"Of course you can take care of yourself," said Plank, wincing.
"I could, if I wanted to."
"Everybody knows that. I know it, Leroy knows it; only I don"t care to figure as that kind of man."
Already he had lost sight of her position in the matter; and she drew a long, quiet breath, almost like a sigh.
"Time enough after you marry," she said deliberately, and lighted a cigarette from a candle, recreating her knees the other way.
He considered her, started to speak, checked himself, and swung around to the desk again. His pen hovered over the s.p.a.ce to be filled in. He tried to recollect the amount, hesitated, dated the cheque and affixed his signature, still trying to remember; then he looked at her over his shoulder.
"I forget the exact amount."
She surveyed him through the haze of her cigarette, but made no answer.
"I forget the amount," he repeated.
"So do I," she nodded indolently.
"But I--"
"Let it go. Besides, I shall not accept it."
He flushed up, astonished. "You can"t refuse to take a gambling debt."
"I do," she retorted coolly. "I"m tired of taking your money."
"But you won it."
"I"m tired of winning it. It is all I ever do win from you."
Her pretty head was wreathed in smoke. She tipped the ashes from the cigarette"s end, watching them fall to powder on the rug.
"I don"t know what you mean," he persisted doggedly.
"Don"t you? I don"t believe I do, either. There are intervals in my career which might prove eloquent if I opened my lips. But I don"t, except to make floating rings and cabalistic signs out of cigarette smoke. Can you read their meaning? Look! There goes one, and there"s another, and another--all twisting and uncurling into hieroglyphics.
They are very significant; they might tell you a lot of things, if you would only translate them. But you haven"t the key--have you?"
There was a heavy, jarring step in the main living-room, and Mortimer"s bulk darkened the doorway.
"Entrez, mon ami," nodded Leila, glancing up. "Where is Agatha?"
"I"m going to Desmond"s," he grunted, ignoring his wife"s question; "do you want to try it again, Beverly?"
"I can"t make Leila take her own winnings," said Plank, holding out the signed but unfilled cheque to Mortimer, who took it and scrutinised it for a moment, rubbing his heavy, inflamed eyes; then, gesticulating, the cheque fluttering in his puffy fingers:
"Come on," he insisted. "I"ve a notion that I can give Desmond a whirl that he won"t forget in a hurry. Agatha"s asleep; she"s going to that ball--where is it?" he demanded, turning on his wife. "Yes, yes; the Page blow-out. You"re going, I suppose?"
Leila nodded, and lighted another cigarette.
"All right," continued Mortimer impatiently; "you and Agatha won"t start before one. And if you think Plank had better go, why, we"ll be back here in time."
"That means you won"t be back at all," observed his wife coolly; "and it"s good policy for Beverly to go where he"s asked. Can"t you turn in and sleep, now, and amuse your friend Desmond to-morrow night?"