"Every penny that I had in the world was in it."
This was facer number two for the campaigner. He recovered himself more quickly from this one, however, and inflated his chest with even more than his usual pomposity.
"Lavinia," said he, "you have been straight with me, and, bedad, I"ll be so with you? When I first thought of you I was down in the world, and, much as I admired you, I own that your money was an inducement as well as yoursilf. I was so placed that it was impossible for me to think of any woman who had not enough to keep up her own end of the game.
Since that time I"ve done bether. How I got it is neither here nor there, but I have a little nist-egg in the bank and see me way to increasing it. You tell me your money"s gone, and I tell you I"ve enough for two; so say the word, acushla, and it"s done."
"What! without the money?"
"d.a.m.n the money?" exclaimed Major Tobias Clutterbuck, and put his arm for the second time around his companion. This time it remained there.
What happened after that is neither my business nor the reader"s.
Couples who have left their youth behind them have their own little romance quite as much as their juniors, and it is occasionally the more heartfelt of the two.
"What a naughty boy to swear!" exclaimed the widow at last. "Now I must give you a lecture since I have the chance."
"Bless her mischievous eyes!" cried the major, with delight in every feature of his face. "You shall give me as many lectures as you plase."
"You must be good, then, Toby, if you are to be my husband. You must not play billiards for money any more."
"No billiards! Why, pool is worth three or four pound a wake to me."
"It doesn"t matter. No billiards and no cards, and no racing and no betting. Toby must be very good and behave as a distinguished soldier should do."
"What are you afther at all?" the major cried. "Sure if I am to give up me pool and whist, how is a distinguished soldier, and, above all, a distinguished soldier"s wife, going to live?"
"We"ll manage, dear," she said, looking roguishly up into his face.
"I told you that my money was all in the Agra Bank that broke."
"You did, worse luck!"
"But I didn"t tell you that I had drawn it all out before it broke, Toby dear. It was too bad to put you to such a trial, wasn"t it? but really I couldn"t resist the temptation. Toby shall have money enough without betting, and he shall settle down and tell his stories, and do what he likes without anything to bother him."
"Bless her heart!" cried the major fervently; and the battered old Bohemian, as he stooped over and kissed her, felt a tear spring to his eyes as he knew that he had come into harbour after life"s stormy tossings.
"No billiards or cards for three months, then," said the little woman firmly, with her hands round his arm. "None at all mind! I am going into Hampshire on a visit to my cousins in the country, and you shall not see me for that time, though you may write. If you can give me your word of honour when I come back that you"ve given up your naughty ways, why then--"
"What then?"
"Wait till then and you"ll see," she said, with a merry laugh.
"No, really, I won"t stay another moment. Whatever will the guests say?
I must, Toby; I really must--" Away she tripped, while the major remained standing where she had left him, feeling a better man than he had done since he was a young ensign and kissed his mother for the last time at the Portsmouth jetty before the great transport carried him off to India.
Everything in the world must have an end, and Mrs. Scully"s dance was no exception to the rule. The day was breaking, however, before the last guests had m.u.f.fled themselves up and the last hansom dashed away from the door. The major lingered behind to bid farewell, and then rejoined his German friend, who had been compelled to wait at the door for the latchkey.
"Look here, major," the latter said, when they came into their room, "is it well to tell a Brussian gentleman to go to the devil? You have much offended me. Truly I was surprised that you should have so spoken!"
"Me dear friend," the old soldier answered, shaking his hand, "I would not hurt your feelings for the world. Bedad, if I come into the room while you are proposing to a lady, you are welcome to use the strongest German verb to me that you can lay your tongue to."
"You have probosed, then?" cried the good-natured German, forgetting all about his grievance in an instant.
"Yes."
"And been took--received by her?"
"Yes."
"Dat Is gloriful!" Von Baumser cried, clapping his hands. "Three hochs for Frau Scully, and another one for Frau Clutterbuck. We must drink a drink on it; we truly must."
"So we shall, me boy, but it"s time we turned in now. She"s a good woman, and she plays a good hand at whist. Ged! she cleared the trumps and made her long suit to-night as well as ever I saw it done in me life!" With which characteristic piece of eulogy the major bade his comrade good night and retired to his room.
CHAPTER x.x.x.
AT THE "c.o.c.k AND COWSLIP."
Tom Dimsdale"s duties were far from light. Not only was he expected to supervise the clerks" accounts and to treat with the wholesale dealers, but he was also supposed to spend a great part of his time in the docks, overlooking the loading of the outgoing ships and checking the cargo of the incoming ones. This latter portion of his work was welcome as taking him some hours a day from the close counting-house, and allowing him to get a sniff of the sea air--if, indeed, a sniff is to be had on the inland side of Woolwich. There was a pleasing life and bustle, too, in the broad, brown river, with its never-ending panorama of vessels of every size and shape which ebb and flow in the great artery of national life.
So interesting was this liquid highway to Tom"s practical mind, that he would often stand at the head of the wharf when his work was done and smoke a meditative pipe. It was a quiet spot, which had once been busy enough, but was now superseded by new quays and more convenient landing-places. All over it were scattered great rusty anchors, colossal iron chains, deserted melancholy boilers, and other debris which are found in such places, and which might seem to the fanciful to be the sh.e.l.ls and skeletons of strange monsters washed up there by the tide. To whom do these things belong? Who has an interest in them?
Of what use are they? It appeared to Tom sometimes as if the original owners and their heirs must have all died away, and left these grim relics behind them to any one who might have the charity to remove them.
From this coign of vantage a long reach of the river was visible, and Tom sitting there would watch the fleets of pa.s.sing vessels, and let his imagination wander away to the broad oceans which they had traversed, and the fair lands under bluer skies and warmer suns from which they had sailed. Here is a tiny steam-tug panting and toiling in front of a majestic three-master with her great black hulk towering out of the water and her masts shooting up until the topmast rigging looks like the delicate web of some t.i.tanic spider. She is from Canton, with tea, and coffee, and spices, and all good things from the land of small feet and almond eyes. Here, too, is a Messagerie boat, the French ensign drooping daintily over her stern, and her steam whistle screeching a warning to some obstinate lighters, crawling with their burden of coal to a grimy collier whose steam-winch is whizzing away like a corncrake of the deep. That floating palace is an Orient boat from Australia.
See how, as the darkness falls, a long row of yellow eyes glimmer out from her sides as the light streams through her countless portholes.
And there is the Rotterdam packet-boat coming slowly up, very glad to get back into safe waters again, for she has had a wildish time in the North Sea. A coasting brig has evidently had a wilder time still, for her main-topmast is cracked across, and her rigging is full of the little human mites who crawl about, and reef, and splice, and mend.
An old acquaintance of ours was out in that same gale, and is even now making his way into the shelter of the Albert docks. This was none other than the redoubtable Captain Hamilton Miggs, whose ship will persistently keep afloat, to the astonishment of the gallant captain himself, and of every one else who knows anything of her sea-going qualities. Again and again she had been on the point of foundering; and again and again some change in the weather or the steady pumping of the crew had prevented her from fulfilling her destiny. So surprised was the skipper at these repeated interpositions of Providence that he had quite made up his superst.i.tious mind that the ship never would go down, and now devoted himself with a whole heart to his old occupation of drinking himself into delirium tremens and physicking himself out of it again.
The _Black Eagle_ had a fair cargo aboard, and Miggs was proportionately jubilant. The drunken old sea-dog had taken a fancy to Tom"s frank face and honest eyes, and greeted him with effusion when he came aboard next morning.
"Knock me asunder, but you look rosy, man!" he cried. "It"s easy to see that you have not been lying off Fernando Po, or getting the land mist into your lungs in the Gaboon."
"You look well yourself, captain," said Tom.
"Tolerable, tolerable. Just a touch of the jumps at times."
"We can begin getting our cargo out, I suppose? I have a list here to check it. Will you have the hatches off at once?"
"No work for me," said Captain Hamilton Miggs with decision.
"Here, Sandy--Sandy McPherson, start the cargo, will ye, and stir your great Scotch bones. I"ve done enough in bringing this sieve of a ship all the way from Africa, without working when I am in dock."
McPherson was the first mate, a tall, yellow-bearded Aberdonian.
"I"ll see t"it," he said shortly. "You can gang ash.o.r.e or where you wull."
"The _c.o.c.k and Cowslip_," said the captain, "I say, you--Master Dimsdale--when you"re done come up an" have a gla.s.s o" wine with me.
I"m only a plain sailor man, but I"m d.a.m.ned if my heart ain"t in the right place. You too, McPherson--you"ll come up and show Mr. Dimsdale the way. _c.o.c.k and Cowslip_, corner o" s.e.xtant Court." The two having accepted his invitation, the captain shuffled off across the gangway and on to terra firma.
All day Tom stood at the hatchway of the _Black Eagle_, checking the cargo as it was hoisted out of her, while McPherson and his motley a.s.sistants, dock labourers, seamen, and black Kroomen from the coast, worked and toiled in the depths below. The engine rattled and snorted, and the great chain clanked as it was lowered into the hold.
"Make fast there!" cries the mate.