"That certainly would be a great pity."
Mademoiselle Zizi disappeared. Alfred paid the waiter, doing his utmost to stand erect on his legs.
Roncherolle took his arm, to help him to go downstairs, and before leaving him on the boulevard, said:
"Do me the favor to give me the address of the lady whom you took home--the Baronne de Grangeville."
"Ah! the Baronne de--you want to know her address? Villain! monster! you have criminal designs!"
"Perhaps so--but her address."
"Wait--I know it perfectly."
"Well then, where is it?"
"Ah!--Rue de--what do you call it--you know it well enough!"
"If you should tell me the name, I should know it better."
"Rue--parbleu! Rue Fontaine-Saint-Georges; number 21 or 24--it"s in the twenties."
"Infinitely obliged."
"Au revoir, my dear friend! I"m going to the Cafe Turc for a game of billiards; I feel in condition to make fifteen cannons in succession."
"Much pleasure to you."
And Roncherolle walked away, saying:
"I know her address at last! To-morrow I will carry her a bouquet myself."
x.x.xI
THE EFFECTS OF TIME
But our plans are traced on sand; and then too, sad as it is to admit it, champagne is not really good for the gout.
On the day following that dinner party, during which Roncherolle had given instruction in such pleasant matters, instead of going as he hoped to pay a visit to the Baronne de Grangeville, he was obliged to keep his bed; his gout had returned, more obstinate and more painful than ever; the poor invalid lost his temper, complained, swore like one possessed, because it seemed to him that that relieved him; and finally he said to himself:
"I won"t give any more lessons in drinking champagne."
At the end of three days, all that Roncherolle could do was to lie at full length in his reclining chair, with his foot on cushions; then, as he could not hope to leave the house for some time, he sent the young man of the house, Beauvinet, to bring his usual messenger; and Chicotin soon appeared before him.
"Look you, my boy," said Roncherolle, "I have been shrewder than you--I have discovered Madame de Grangeville"s address."
"The deuce you have! however did you do it? You can hardly walk!"
"I could walk a few days ago, and if it hadn"t been for an infernal dinner--but faith, I guess I won"t curse that dinner, for I enjoyed myself hugely; and after all, if I suffer, I suffer for something; let us return to the lady; the Baronne de Grangeville lives on Rue Fontaine-Saint-Georges, number 21 or 23; I am not quite sure of the number but it"s in the twenties."
"Oh! that"s enough, bourgeois; that"s all I need; if necessary, I will try all the houses in the street."
"Very good; now take this five-franc piece; you will go and buy a bouquet for which you will pay three francs, no less, understand; don"t try to cheat me."
"Oh! never you fear, bourgeois, that"s all right; if the flower girl should ask only forty sous, I would give her three francs."
"But I should prefer that the girl should ask three francs; the bouquet will be finer."
"It"s all right; never you fear, the bouquet will be a good one."
"When you have got it, you will take it to Madame de Grangeville from me, and you will tell her that Monsieur de Roncherolle sends his respects and that he will come to see her as soon as he can go out."
"I will say when you get over your gout."
"No, don"t mention my gout, that isn"t necessary. Say to her that I am indisposed; that is all, do you understand?"
"Yes, bourgeois, never fear; it will all go as if it was on wheels; and shall I come back and tell you what answer the lady gives me?"
"Naturally."
"I am off. By the way, bourgeois, perhaps you don"t know, but no doubt you will soon receive a visit from a friend of yours; that happens just right; you are sick and it will amuse you."
"What do you mean?"
"I mean that yesterday, no longer ago than that, I saw my old comrade Georget, a good fellow, who"s in the dumps all the time because he"s in love. But that"s another story; it would take too long to tell you."
"I will excuse you from telling it, but come to the point at once."
"Well, while we were talking, I mentioned your name; it happens that his master at Nogent knows you and would like to see you; he didn"t know your address, so I gave it to Georget."
"What is the name of this gentleman at Nogent?"
"His name is Monsieur Malberg."
"I don"t know anybody by that name; your comrade must have made a mistake and taken one name for another. But go about your errand to Madame de Grangeville, and above all things buy a pretty bouquet."
"I should say so! if I didn"t get a fine one for three francs, it would be funny."
Chicotin took his leave. Roncherolle stretched out his leg, made a wry face and uttered a hearty oath, because of the pain; then he laid his head on the back of his chair and tried to sleep.
Five minutes pa.s.sed; the hall door opened again, and a gentleman appeared in the doorway; it was the Comte de Brevanne, who said as he glanced into the chamber:
"Monsieur de Roncherolle, if you please?"
Receiving no reply, the count decided to enter; he saw a gentleman dozing, who had not been shaved for several days, whose head was covered with a huge fur cap, which fell almost over his eyes, and who was wrapped in an old dressing gown of which it was not easy to tell the color. He shook his head, saying: