That we will do our duty by our children and young people, as a wise Society should, and cut off the crop of criminals by not making them.
That--; no; here are quite enough resolutions for one year.
HER HOUSEKEEPER
On the top floor of a New York boarding-house lived a particularly attractive woman who was an actress. She was also a widow, not divorcee, but just plain widow; and she persisted in acting under her real name, which was Mrs. Leland. The manager objected, but her reputation was good enough to carry the point.
"It will cost you a great deal of money, Mrs. Leland," said the manager.
"I make money enough," she answered.
"You will not attract so many--admirers," said the manager.
"I have admirers enough," she answered; which was visibly true.
She was well under thirty, even by daylight--and about eighteen on the stage; and as for admirers--they apparently thought Mrs. Leland was a carefully selected stage name.
Besides being a widow, she was a mother, having a small boy of about five years; and this small boy did not look in the least like a "stage child," but was a brown-skinned, healthy little rascal of the ordinary sort.
With this boy, an excellent nursery governess, and a maid, Mrs. Leland occupied the top floor above mentioned, and enjoyed it. She had a big room in front, to receive in; and a small room with a skylight, to sleep in. The boy"s room and the governess" rooms were at the back, with sunny south windows, and the maid slept on a couch in the parlor. She was a colored lady, named Alice, and did not seem to care where she slept, or if she slept at all.
"I never was so comfortable in my life," said Mrs. Leland to her friends. "I"ve been here three years and mean to stay. It is not like any boarding-house I ever saw, and it is not like any home I ever had.
I have the privacy, the detachment, the carelessness of a boarding-house, and "all the comforts of a home." Up I go to my little top flat as private as you like. My Alice takes care of it--the housemaids only come in when I"m out. I can eat with the others downstairs if I please; but mostly I don"t please; and up come my little meals on the dumbwaiter--hot and good."
"But--having to flock with a lot of promiscuous boarders!" said her friends.
"I don"t flock, you see; that"s just it. And besides, they are not promiscuous--there isn"t a person in the house now who isn"t some sort of a friend of mine. As fast as a room was vacated I"d suggest somebody--and here we all are. It"s great."
"But do you _like_ a skylight room?" Mrs. Leland"s friends further inquired of her?"
"By no means!" she promptly replied. "I hate it. I feel like a mouse in a pitcher!"
"Then why in the name of reason--?"
"Because I can sleep there! _Sleep_!--It"s the only way to be quiet in New York, and I have to sleep late if I sleep at all. I"ve fixed the skylight so that I"m drenched with air--and not drenched with rain!--and there I am. Johnny is gagged and m.u.f.fled as it were, and carried downstairs as early as possible. He gets his breakfast, and the unfortunate Miss Merton has to go out and play with him--in all weathers--except kindergarten time. Then Alice sits on the stairs and keeps everybody away till I ring."
Possibly it was owing to the stillness and the air and the sleep till near lunchtime that Mrs. Leland kept her engaging youth, her vivid uncertain beauty. At times you said of her, "She has a keen intelligent face, but she"s not pretty." Which was true. She was not pretty. But at times again she overcame you with her sudden loveliness.
All of which was observed by her friend from the second floor who wanted to marry her. In this he was not alone; either as a friend, of whom she had many, or as a lover, of whom she had more. His distinction lay first in his opportunities, as a co-resident, for which he was heartily hated by all the more and some of the many; and second in that he remained a friend in spite of being a lover, and remained a lover in spite of being flatly refused.
His name in the telephone book was given "Arthur Olmstead, real estate;"
office this and residence that--she looked him up therein after their first meeting. He was rather a short man, heavily built, with a quiet kind face, and a somewhat quizzical smile. He seemed to make all the money he needed, occupied the two rooms and plentiful closet s.p.a.ce of his floor in great contentment, and manifested most improper domesticity of taste by inviting friends to tea. "Just like a woman!" Mrs. Leland told him.
"And why not? Women have so many attractive ways--why not imitate them?" he asked her.
"A man doesn"t want to be feminine, I"m sure," struck in a pallid, overdressed youth, with openwork socks on his slim feet, and perfumed handkerchief.
Mr. Olmstead smiled a broad friendly smile. He was standing near the young man, a little behind him, and at this point he put his hands just beneath the youth"s arms, lifted and set him aside as if he were an umbrella-stand. "Excuse me, Mr. Masters," he said gravely, but you were standing on Mrs. Leland"s gown."
Mr. Masters was too much absorbed in apologizing to the lady to take umbrage at the method of his removal; but she was not so oblivious. She tried doing it to her little boy afterwards, and found him very heavy.
When she came home from her walk or drive in the early winter dusk, this large quietly furnished room, the glowing fire, the excellent tea and delicate thin bread and b.u.t.ter were most restful. "It is two more stories up before I can get my own;" she would say--"I must stop a minute."
When he began to propose to her the first time she tried to stop him.
"O please don"t!" she cried. _"Please_ don"t! There are no end of reasons why I will not marry anybody again. Why can"t some of you men be nice to me and not--that! Now I can"t come in to tea any more!"
"I"d like to know why not," said he calmly. "You don"t have to marry me if you don"t want to; but that"s no reason for cutting my acquaintance, is it?"
She gazed at him in amazement.
"I"m not threatening to kill myself, am I? I don"t intend going to the devil. I"d like to be your husband, but if I can"t--mayn"t I be a brother to you?"
She was inclined to think he was making fun of her, but no--his proposal had had the real ring in it. "And you"re not--you"re not going to--?"
it seemed the baldest a.s.sumption to think that he was going to, he looked so strong and calm and friendly.
"Not going to annoy you? Not going to force an undesired affection on you and rob myself of a most agreeable friendship? Of course not. Your tea is cold, Mrs. Leland--let me give you another cup. And do you think Miss Rose is going to do well as "Angelina?""
So presently Mrs. Leland was quite relieved in her mind, and free to enjoy the exceeding comfortableness of this relation. Little Johnny was extremely fond of Mr Olmstead; who always treated him with respect, and who could listen to his tales of strife and glory more intelligently than either mother or governess. Mr. Olmstead kept on hand a changing supply of interesting things; not toys--never, but real things not intended for little boys to play with. No little boy would want to play with dolls for instance; but what little boy would not be fascinated by a small wooden lay figure, capable of unheard-of contortions. Tin soldiers were common, but the flags of all nations--real flags, and true stories about them, were interesting. Noah"s arks were cheap and unreliable scientifically; but Barye lions, ivory elephants, and j.a.panese monkeys in didactic groups of three, had unfailing attraction.
And the books this man had--great solid books that could be opened wide on the floor, and a little boy lie down to in peace and comfort!
Mrs. Leland stirred her tea and watched them until Johnny was taken upstairs.
"Why don"t you smoke?" she asked suddenly. "Doctor"s orders?"
"No--mine," he answered. "I never consulted a doctor in my life."
"Nor a dentist, I judge," said she.
"Nor a dentist."
"You"d better knock on wood!" she told him.
"And cry "Uncle Reuben?" he asked smilingly.
"You haven"t told me why you don"t smoke!" said she suddenly.
"Haven"t I?" he said. "That was very rude of me. But look here.
There"s a thing I wanted to ask you. Now I"m not pressing any sort of inquiry as to myself; but as a brother, would you mind telling me some of those numerous reasons why you will not marry anybody?"
She eyed him suspiciously, but he was as solid and calm as usual, regarding her pleasantly and with no hint of ulterior purpose. "Why--I don"t mind," she began slowly. "First--I have been married--and was very unhappy. That"s reason enough."
He did not contradict her; but merely said, "That"s one," and set it down in his notebook.