VOICE. Dahn with the aristo----[Chokes.]
LADY W. Oh! Bill----oh! It"s gone into a mouth!
LORD W. Good G.o.d!
VOICE. Wet"s this? Throwin" things? Mind aht, or we"ll smash yer winders!
[As the voices in chorus chant: "Bread! Bread!" LITTLE ANNE, night-gowned, darts in from the hall. She is followed by MISS STOKES. They stand listening.]
LORD W. [To the Crowd] My friends, you"ve come to the wrong shop.
There"s n.o.body in London more sympathetic with you. [The crowd laughs hoa.r.s.ely.] [Whispering] Look out, old girl; they can see your shoulders. [LORD WILLIAM moves back a step.] If I were a speaker, I could make you feel----
VOICE. Look at his white weskit! Blood-suckers--fattened on the people!
[JAMES dives his hand at the wine cooler.]
LORD W. I"ve always said the Government ought to take immediate steps----
VOICE. To shoot us dahn.
LORD W. Not a bit. To relieve the--er----
LADY W. [Prompting] Distress.
LADY W. Distress, and ensure--er--ensure
LADY W. [Prompting] Quiet.
LORD W. [To her] No, no. To ensure--ensure----
L. ANNE. [Agonized] Oh, Daddy!
VOICE. "E wants to syve "is dirty great "ouse.
LORD W. [Roused] D----if I do!
[Rude and hoa.r.s.e laughter from the crowd.]
JAMES. [With fury] Me Lord, let me blow "em to glory!
[He raises the cooler and advances towards the window.]
LORD W. [Turning sharply on him] Drop it, James; drop it!
PRESS. [Jumping] No, no; don"t drop it!
[JAMES retires crestfallen to the table, where he replaces the cooler.]
LORD W. [Catching hold of his bit] Look here, I must have fought alongside some of you fellows in the war. Weren"t we jolly well like brothers?
A VOICE. Not so much bloomin" "Kamerad"; hand over yer "Ouse.
LORD W. I was born with this beastly great house, and money, and goodness knows what other entanglements--a wife and family----
VOICE. Born with a wife and family!
[Jeers and laughter.]
LORD W. I feel we"re all in the same boat, and I want to pull my weight. If you can show me the way, I"ll take it fast enough.
A DEEP VOICE. Step dahn then, an" we"ll step up.
ANOTHER VOICE. "Ear, "Ear!
[A fierce little cheer.]
LORD W. [To LADY WILLIAM--in despair] By George! I can"t get in anywhere!
LADY W. [Calmly] Then shut the window, Bill.
LEMMY. [Who has been moving towards them slowly] Lemme sy a word to "em.
[All stare at him. LEMMY approaches the window, followed by LITTLE AIDA. POULDER re-enters with the three other footmen.]
[At the window] Cheerio! c.o.c.kies!
[The silence of surprise falls on the crowd.]
I"m one of yer. Gas an" water I am. Got more grievances an" out of employment than any of yer. I want to see their blood flow, syme as you.
PRESS. [writing] "Born orator--ready c.o.c.kney wit--saves situation."
LEMMY. Wot I sy is: Dahn wiv the country, dahn wiv everyfing. Begin agyne from the foundytions. [Nodding his head back at the room] But we"ve got to keep one or two o" these "ere under glawss, to show our future generytions. An" this one is "armless. His pipes is sahnd, "is "eart is good; "is "ead is not strong. Is "ouse will myke a charmin" palace o" varieties where our children can come an" see "ow they did it in the good old dyes. Yer never see rich waxworks as "is butler and "is four conscientious khaki footmen. Why--wot dyer think "e "as "em for--fear they might be out o"-works like you an" me.
Nao! Keep this one; "e"s a Flower. "Arf a mo"! I"ll show yer my Muvver. Come "ere, old lydy; and bring yer trahsers. [MRS. LEMMY comes forward to the window] Tell abaht yer speech to the meetin".
MRS. LEMMY. [Bridling] Oh dear! Well, I cam" in with me trousers, an" they putt me up on the pedestory at once, so I tole "em.
[Holding up the trousers] "I putt in the b.u.t.ton"oles, I stretches the flies; I lines the crutch; I putt on this bindin", I presses the seams--Tuppence three farthin"s a pair."
[A groan from tote crowd, ]
LEMMY. [Showing her off] Seventy-seven! Wot"s "er income? Twelve bob a week; seven from the Gover"ment an" five from the sweat of "er brow. Look at "er! "Yn"t she a tight old dear to keep it goin"! No workus for "er, nao fear! The gryve rather!
[Murmurs from the crowd, at Whom MRS. LEMMY is blandly smiling.]
You cawn"t git below "er--impossible! She"s the foundytions of the country--an" rocky "yn"t the word for "em. Worked "ard all "er life, brought up a family and buried "em on it. Twelve bob a week, an"
given when "er fingers goes, which is very near. Well, naow, this torf "ere comes to me an" says: "I"d like to do somefin" for yer muvver. "Ow"s ten bob a week?" "e says. Naobody arst "im--quite on "is own. That"s the sort "e is. [Sinking his voice confidentially]
Sorft. You bring yer muvvers "ere, "e"ll do the syme for them. I giv yer the "int.
VOICE. [From the crowd] What"s "is nyme?