"We must argue there are better places in the city for a veterinary centre. The buffalo head house must be here." Rajinder pointed out the window at 10 Garneau. "In this neighbourhood."
Raymond walked to the window and looked out over the falling snow, illuminated by the street lamps. "It needs a better name than the buffalo head house."
"I met a guy the other night called The Goo," said Jonas.
"We can"t call it The Goo." Raymond turned and regarded his two friends in their chairs. "It needs to sound inevitable. It needs to sound as though it has existed for all time."
"It"s only a buffalo head house with a bunch of we-don"t-know-yet inside," said Jonas. "So it needs a cool name."
"At one time, this area was a rolling sea of buffalo." Raymond tapped his bottom lip with the neck of his beer bottle. "To have killed them all: this is the very essence of us. We are capable of philosophy and love and science yet...yet we rape and destroy. The end of buffalo, the life of Benjamin Perlitz, this is us."
Rajinder paced the room with Raymond. "What do the Aboriginal people call their chief deity?"
"Manitou?" said Jonas. "But we can"t call it Manitou, the G.o.d of all that is good. The guy who plays Manitou in the soaps is an illiterate little dope fiend. After a show he smells like the plastic wrap wieners come in. You know, that wiener juice?"
"The great spirit." Raymond put his hand on Rajinder"s shoulder. "We can call it The Great Spirit. That way it"s native-y and not-native-y all at once, urban and rural, churchy and secular. The Great Spirit says everything."
"Yes," said Rajinder.
They turned to Jonas. He paced a bit himself, and joined the other two men in the centre of the room. "The Great Spirit." A truck commercial featuring splashed mud and busty young women in cut-off jeans blasted country music on the television. Jonas watched the commercial for a moment, scowled, and turned to Raymond and Rajinder. "I hate everything, and I don"t hate it."
Raymond pulled a small notepad out of his pocket and wrote: THE GREAT SPIRIT.
10 GARNEAU.
EDMONTON, ALBERTA.
CANADA.
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carlos"s last stand Jonas and Rajinder and Raymond celebrated their revelation. After drinking several beers each, it seemed important they retire to Rajinder"s backyard and frolic in the new snow. Jonas could not remember who suggested it, but at some point they drew a squared circle and engaged in a wrestling tournament with no hitting or kicking.
Fifteen seconds into the opening bout between Raymond and Rajinder, the professor called uncle and proceeded to his bedroom at the Weisses" with what he called "a severely kinked neck."
Before he left, Raymond kissed both men on the mouth.
Raymond"s sloppy kiss reminded Jonas that he was a failure with no romantic prospects. So instead of burdening Rajinder with a weepy tale of misfortune, he wiped the snow off the young Indian man and took the long way home.
Snow was romantic in a different way than rain. On a windless night with the temperature hovering around zero, after seven to nine bottles of Dutch beer, light snow and mature trees helped Jonas feel bigger than himself. In his twenties, he had often felt this way, humming, with an irresistible sort of energy.
At his best, on stage, he knew the audience plugged into this energy. Jonas also recognized, in moments of pure honesty, that his transistor was fading. New kids coming out of the university and Grant MacEwan were upstaging him. Even when the audience didn"t feel it, Jonas did. And if he did not act now to get out of acting, his reliance on diminishing energy would eventually destroy him.
The long way home, from Rajinder"s house, was through the alley and past the closed diner, bike shop, lounge, and travel agency. A block west to Emily Murphy"s house and north to Saskatchewan Drive. The cool dampness in the air, after a warm day, brought a particular kind of fragrance to the air. A smell that would soon hibernate until its stinky cousin arrived in March.
Jonas walked into campus and past the Arts Building where, as always, he stopped to admire the cla.s.sical details and wonder why the cheap fools who built this city didn"t follow its model everywhere else. His careerlessness. .h.i.t him like a snort of amyl nitrate and he considered going back to school for a law degree or an MBA. That way, sometime before his death, Jonas might actually be able to afford one of the 1905 American Foursquare houses he pa.s.sed on his way back to the Garneau Block.
In the alley, Jonas greeted two cats. One of them flopped on its back, in the snow, to receive a belly rub. He entered his backyard and noticed another, much larger creature slumped on its back in front of his door. It was convenient and soulful to live in the inner city but there were compromises, including close relations with the homeless and dest.i.tute.
As long as the man wasn"t trying to ruin or steal anything, Jonas would be kind. This wasn"t the first time an uninvited visitor had taken advantage of his covered back patio. The man wore a parka and lay in the fetal position, his back to Jonas.
"Okay, time to get up." Jonas walked on to the concrete patio. "Levantate."
Carlos rolled over and sat up and rubbed his eyes. "What time is it?"
"Late." Jonas sighed and leaned on a white plastic deck chair. "Why are you sleeping in front of my door?"
"I was gonna sleep in the "stang but then you wouldn"t find me." Carlos sniffed and hugged himself. "Were you out at the Roost tonight?"
Jonas sensed a species of jealousy in Carlos"s tone. "No."
"Where were you?"
"None of your business. Now get up. I"ll make you some coffee and you can drive home."
"You"re drunk, Jonas. I can hear it in your voice."
"Of course I"m drunk." Jonas held his hand out.
Carlos took his hand and pulled Jonas in for an awkward embrace. It didn"t last long. Jonas wanted to shake Carlos and shout at him, and he wanted to tell Carlos how miserable he had been since Halloween night. Most of all, Jonas just wanted to ask Carlos to stay with him.
Instead, Jonas said nothing.
"You don"t miss me?"
"I can"t."
Carlos stepped away from Jonas. "You can"t miss me or you can"t be with me?"
"I just can"t."
"Why? Because I"m not gay enough?"
Jonas wanted to lift one of the terra cotta tomato planters and smash it on the concrete. If he opened his mouth, he knew what he would say. So again, despite his drunkenness, he stayed quiet.
"I love you."
"No you don"t."
Carlos made two fists and growled. "Why do all you people have to be like this? Why does it have to be politics? Why can"t it just be?"
"It"s dishonest."
"My feelings aren"t dishonest." Carlos pushed a plastic deck chair over. "Isn"t that what"s important?"
The saliva in Jonas"s mouth had gone rancid. His heart was beating too fast and when he looked down he saw his hands were shaking.
"I"m not a bad person." Carlos backed out from the patio into the snow. "You know I"m not."
At that moment, Jonas teetered between kissing Carlos and shouting at him. In what he felt might be his last great performance, Jonas pretended he didn"t care. Without a word, Jonas turned, opened his back door, and went inside, where he was bombarded by the mournful smell of his kitchentwo old banana peels, coffee grounds, and an unwashed fried egg pan.
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drunk on risk Madison sat in the backseat of the Toyota Prius with Garith. The dog panted madly and paced from one tinted window to the other, hopping over Madison"s lap and slamming into her expanding belly. On Whyte Avenue, they pa.s.sed a dog walker with a golden retriever, two dachshunds, and a standard poodle. Garith hopped and howled, slamming his wet nose into the window.
"Are those the puppies?" David"s voice rose to a squeak at the end of the sentence. "Where"s the puppies, Garith?"
Madison and her parents were on their way back from ATB Financial, where David and Abby had applied for a $750,000 business loan. In their smart black and grey suits, they were so giddy, so touchy, so drunk on their own financial risk that Madison worried their recent personal and political transformations were the results of a shared psychological disorder. That, or a lot of cocaine. To her immense discomfort, Madison had even heard moans coming from their bedroom in recent days.
Why had her parents dragged her to the bank? Certainly not for aesthetic reasons, as she had grown rapidly in the last couple of weeks and didn"t have any proper maternity clothes. All Madison could wear at the moment were Hawaiian-print muumuus from her mother"s pre-aerobics period in the early 1980s, so she probably didn"t do much to impress the commercial banking manager, a tiny-nosed man of her generation named Trent, to whom David, in the midst of an attack of inappropriateness, offered a meagre dowry if he"d "join the Weiss team."
For this reason, and because they had ignored her earnest desire to stay out of the fitness business, Madison was not speaking to her parents.
"Come on, darling." Abby turned and reached for Madison"s hand. "Why so glum? You"ve got to take the world by the nuts. Embrace change, make it your own."
"That Trent was a good-lookin" fella if you ask me," said David.
In the alley, as David stopped to press the garage opener, Madison escaped with the dog. Before she slammed the door closed, both her parents called out to her. But their spirits were una.s.sailable. They exited the garage holding hands, talking to Madison and Garith as though they were both dogs.
Madison already had her key in the lock when she turned and spotted Carol the Courier. Carol dropped her bicycle on the sidewalk in front of her parents" house and approached the mailbox.
"Dad, the university courier is here again."
David stopped kicking snow in Garith"s face, one of the dog"s favourite games, and hurried to the front of the house. Abby and Madison followed him.
"What is this?"
Carol the Courier shrugged.
The brown envelope from the university appeared thin. David shook the envelope before he ripped it. He peered inside and then suggested they go in the house, on account of the unpleasant wind.
Abby put some water on the stove to boil and they sat in the living room, Madison across from her parents. David pulled out two pages. "A media advisory."
"We"re not the media." Abby took the pages and scanned them while David stuck his hand into the envelope looking for anything else. She scooched in close to her husband on the chesterfield. "Uh-oh."
Madison shook her head. "What?"
"They"re making an announcement tomorrow afternoon at the Faculty Club and we"re invited."
David took the pages back. "What are they announcing?"
"A decision on the Garneau Block."
Madison looked across the street, at Rajinder"s house. He would be downtown at this hour, 10:50 in the morning. The artists-in-residence would be arriving right about now with giant coffees, walking into their studios as though they were about to attend their own funerals. Raymond would be manic.
And Rajinder? Planning lunch with the gorgeous twenty-five-year-old daughter of a wealthy Edmonton family? Interviewing gorgeous twenty-five-year-old candidates for the next artist-in-residence cycle? Watching French movies starring gorgeous twenty-five-year-olds who could speak proper French?
Merde alors.
Behind her, David and Abby speculated on whether the announcement would be positive or negative.
"They wouldn"t have a press conference on a Thursday if it was negative," said David. "I mean, in politics that"s a disaster. You always release bad news on Friday at 4:30 in the afternoon, even later."
Abby stood up to tend to the boiling water in the kitchen. "Now we"ll have two things to celebrate, the loan and the block."
"And our grandchild." David joined Madison at the window and rubbed her hair. "We can"t celebrate that enough, can we, Maddy?"
"I guess not."
David kissed his daughter on the cheek. "I"m sorry we won"t be here for your ultrasound."
"I"d rather be in London myself than have an ultrasound."
"It"s a business trip, remember? We"re checking out a couple of spas that offer math and science tutoring. Very innovative." David seemed to grow tired of hearing himself talk. Madison felt her father staring at her left cheek, and eventually he poked her arm. "Sorry I embarra.s.sed you with Trent."
"Didn"t you see his ring? Or my muumuu?"
David looked at his watch and put his jacket back on. "I better flee, Bruce Lee. A couple of federal Liberals want to meet me for coffee."
"What are you talking to Liberals for?"
"Maybe they want to know how to have a somewhat less c.r.a.ppy political party."
David hurried into the kitchen to kiss Abby, bent down to wrestle Garith for a minute, and opened the front door. "Can you believe your dear old dad"s driving a Toyota Prius?"
Then he whispered so Abby wouldn"t hear. "Inbred SUV salesman queered the deal by calling it girl names. Next thing you know I"ll be eating tofu." He shoved his index finger down his throat a couple of times, produced a convincing gag, and bounded out the door.
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higher education Raymond strode into the Faculty Club a conquering hero. They had fired him, yes, but he had risen from darkness to smite them all. His dismissal had inspired the most creative period of his professional career, and as he walked through the doors, in one of his new suits, with his chest puffed out the way his father had taught him, Raymond smelled roast beef, mashed potatoes, horseradish, fresh bread, and victory.