Brownson sat at the long table, the picture of the zealous and efficient guardian of public safety. The maid-servant, Mary, had just been interrogated--of course, it was she who had betrayed us, and Brownson was evidently her young man. What infernal luck!
"Now, Mr Indiman--" said Brownson, sternly, "but be careful what you say; it may be used against you."
Indiman told the whole story without reserve, and Brownson listened with cold incredulity. But Ellison seemed interested.
"A baggage-check handed in at the door," commented the detective, with judicial impa.s.sivity. "Where is this organ-grinder?"
"Here," I answered, and entered with Uncle Bartolomeo.
But the examination, severe as it was, revealed only the bare fact that Bartolomeo had found the bra.s.s baggage-check lying on the sidewalk in front of No. 4020 Madison Avenue. He was an honest man, and, moreover, the acticle was of no use to him. He had given it to the servant at the door to be handed over to the gentleman of the house. That was all he knew. By the Holy Virgin, he had spoken the truth!
Brownson rang the call-bell. "Bring in the trunk," he said, curtly, and forthwith two policemen appeared with the fatal box, just as it had been exhumed from its resting-place in the coal-bin. "Hullo!" blurted out Ellison, in vast surprise, and somehow my sinking spirits revived with the word.
"Who is this gentleman?" demanded Brownson, frowning at the interruption.
"Dr. Ellison," I answered.
"Medicine?"
"Yes."
"Hum," said Brownson, importantly. "I will ask him to kindly take charge--"
"I should think so," broke in Ellison, cheerfully, "seeing that it"s my own property. I lost baggage-check No. 18329, from Cleveland to New York, the night of my arrival in town, and somewhere in this very neighborhood. The next morning I went to the Grand Central to prove my ownership, but the trunk had been claimed and carried away."
"You are aware, Dr. Ellison," said Brownson, "that this trunk contains--well, we all know what."
"Oh, do we!" retorted Ellison, smartly. "Just stand back there." He took a key from his pocket and unlocked the trunk. An irresistible curiosity drew us forward again. Ellison seized the wrapping and jerked it forcibly apart. I turned my eyes away, and Mary screamed outright.
"Did you never see an anatomical manikin before?" asked Ellison, scornfully. "Made out of papier-mache, you know, and used for demonstrations in physiology before college cla.s.ses. They used to come from Paris, but they"re making them in Cleveland now, and better than the French ones. I tell you I"m mighty glad to get my "old man" back; he"s just out of the shop and cost me a hundred-dollar bill."
Mr. Detective Brownson walked over to the trunk, gazed intently at the manikin, and gingerly poked it once or twice in the ribs. He turned red and swallowed at something in his throat.
"So you wish to make a charge against these gentlemen?" he asked, with almost a note of appeal in his voice.
"Not I," answered Ellison, cheerfully. "It"s all between friends, and they can settle the matter with me over a pet.i.t souper at Delmonico"s.
Good-day, officer."
How quickly the echoes of the strenuous life die away. After the storm and stress of those dreadful four days one would suppose that peace at any price were the one thing worth while. And for a month or more we were quite content with the humdrum of ordinary existence. And then just because a game of patience would not make--
X
The Upset Apple-Cart
Indiman was playing solitaire and I was idly looking on. It so happened that an important card, the ace of hearts, was buried, and Indiman had tried every legitimate means to get it out without success.
"You can"t do that," I said, decidedly, as Indiman was about to make a move. He looked up, caught my eye fixed upon the game, and colored deeply. Then he frowned and swept the cards into a disorganized heap.
"I really believe that I was on the point of cheating myself," he said, soberly. "That argues a shameful flabbiness of the moral fibre, doesn"t it? A "brace" game of solitaire! What a hideous picture of degeneracy!"
"Lay it on the weather," I suggested. "These gray November days with their depressing atmosphere of finality may be held responsible for anything."
"Even my own pet extremity--the upsetting of an apple-cart. Really, I"m getting dangerously close to it. Let"s go out for a walk."
Now, why did t.i.to Cecco, dealer in small fruits, choose this precise day and hour to halt his barrow at our corner? Push-carts are not allowed in Madison Avenue, anyway, and five minutes earlier or later he would have been moved on by the policeman on the beat. But in that mean time Esper Indiman and I had left the house. The cart piled high with red and yellow apples confronted us, and a dangerous glint came into Indiman"s eye.
"Indiman!" I implored.
Too late! With the mischievous agility of a boy, Indiman seized the hub of the near wheel and heaved it into the air. A little ripple of apples swept across the asphalt roadway, then a veritable cascade of the fruit. The light push-cart lay bottom up, its wheels revolving feebly.
t.i.to Cecco had become incapable of either speech or motion. Then he caught the glimmer of the gold piece in Indiman"s fingers, and grabbed at it eagerly.
It is a poor sort of catastrophe that does not attract the attention of at least one pair of youthful eyes, and the vultures are famous for their punctuality in the matter of invitations to dinner. Where did all the boys come from, anyway; the street was jammed with them, and reinforcements were constantly arriving. t.i.to Cecco, having pouched Indiman"s gold piece and righted his cart, had hastily departed. He had made a good thing out of the transaction, and explanations to policemen are awkward things--always so.
The pile of fruit had disappeared with incredible swiftness, but the boys themselves departed slowly, as though reluctant to leave a region of such extraordinary windfalls. One little chap had fared particularly well, for both his coat-pockets were stuffed and each fist grabbed a big specimen of the beautiful fruit. A young fellow, fresh-faced and country-looking, had been looking at the scene from a little distance down the street. Now he walked up and spoke to the small boy.
"Give you a nickel, bub, for one of the red ones. They look just like the apples up in Saco, Maine. Lord"s sakes, how I wish I was there!"
The boy signified his willingness to make the bargain, but he wanted to give a sporting color to the transaction. "Right or left?" he asked, his hands held behind his back.
"Left, of course," answered the yokel.
""Ain"t I always been that?"
The boy handed over the apple, received the promised nickel in return, and departed with a joyous whoop. The young countryman held up the apple and looked at it sentimentally.
"Now, what under the canopy"s that!" he exclaimed. There was a piece of paper tightly twisted about the stem of the fruit. He unfolded it carefully, for it could be seen that it bore a written message.
When a man with a complexion like a new red wagon turns pale it means something. Indiman and I stepped up, for we really thought that he was going to faint.
"Much obliged, gentlemen. I"m all right now," said the young chap. "But for the minute I was that struck. Say, gentlemen, you"ll think I"m a liar, but it was my own girl, Miss Mattie Townley, who wrote that there letter and twisted it around an apple-stem. And she wrote it to me--me, Ben Day. What do you think of that?"
"This is a world of infinite chance," said Indiman, politely.
"Look for yourself. I don"t mind, and neither would Mattie."
Indiman took the little scrawl of paper and I looked over his shoulder.
It read:
"Ben Day, if you"re not an altogether born fool, come back to Saco, Maine. I never meant a word of what I said--you KNOW that. M. T."
"S"pose you"d call it a lovers" quarrel," explained Mr. Ben Day. "I just piked out of Saco, Maine, like a bear with a sore head, and come down here to New York. For three months I "ain"t sent sign nor sound to the home people, but she was bound to catch up with me. And, by jinks!
she just did. Wonder how many other Baldwin pippins are taking the glad tidings round the country. I"d give a nickel apiece for a million of "em." An actual tear glistened in the young fellow"s eye. It was impossible not to sympathize, and we both congratulated him heartily.
"Of course, you"re going back to Saco at once?" said Indiman.