And John smiled a little, as if, for an instant, his swathed eyes penetrated the bandages, and saw and knew his old friend again.
That same night a friend of Rodney McCune"s sent a telegram from Rouen: "He is dying. His paper is dead. Your name goes before convention in September."
CHAPTER XIII. JAMES FISBEE
On Monday morning three men sat in council in the "Herald" office; that is, if staring out of dingy windows in a demented silence may be called sitting in council; that was what Mr. Fisbee and Parker and Ross Schofield were doing. By almost desperate exertions, these three and Bud Tipworthy had managed to place before the public the issues of the paper for the previous week, unaided by their chief, or, rather, aided by long accounts of his condition and the manner of his mishap; and, in truth, three copies were at that moment in the possession of Dr. Gay, accompanied by a note from Parker warning the surgeon to exhibit them to his patient only as a last resort, as the foreman feared the perusal of them might cause a relapse.
By indiscriminate turns, acting as editors, reporters, and typesetters--and particularly s.p.a.ce-writers--the three men had worried out three issues, and part of the fourth (to appear the next morning) was set up; but they had come to the end of their string, and there were various horrid gaps yet to fill in spite of a too generous spreading of advertis.e.m.e.nts. Bud Tipworthy had been sent out to besiege Miss Tibbs, all of whose recent buds of rhyme had been hot-housed into inky blossom during the week, and after a long absence the youth returned with a somewhat abrupt quatrain, ent.i.tled "The Parisians of Old," which she had produced while he waited--only four lines, according to the measure they meted, which was not regardful of art--less than a drop in the bucket, or, to preserve the figure, a single posy where they needed a bouquet.
Bud went down the rickety outside stairs, and sat on the lowest step, whistling "Wait till the Clouds Roll by, Jenny"; Ross Schofield descended to set up the quatrain, and Fisbee and Parker were left to silence and troubled meditation.
They were seated on opposite sides of Harkless"s desk. Sheets of blank scratch-paper lay before them, and they relaxed not their knit brows.
Now and then, one of them, after gazing vacantly about the room for ten or fifteen minutes, would attack the sheet before him with fiercest energy; then the energy would taper off, and the paragraph halt, the writer peruse it dubiously, then angrily tear off the sheet and hurl it to the floor. All around them lay these s...o...b..a.l.l.s of defeated journalism.
Mr. Parker was a long, loose, gaunt gentleman, with a peremptory forehead and a capable jaw, but on the present occasion his capability was baffled and swamped in the attempt to steer the craft of his talent up an unaccustomed channel without a pilot. "I don"t see as it"s any use, Fisbee," he said, morosely, after a series of efforts that littered the floor in every direction. "I"m a born compositor, and I can"t shift my trade. I stood the pace fairly for a week, but I"ll have to give up; I"m run plumb dry. I only hope they won"t show him our Sat.u.r.day with your three columns of "A Word of the Lotus Motive," reprinted from February. I begin to sympathize with the boss, because I know what he felt when I ballyragged him for copy. Yes, sir, I know how it is to be an editor in a dead town now."
"We must remember, too," said his companion, thoughtfully, "there is the Thursday issue of this week to be prepared, almost at once."
"_Don"t_! Please don"t mention that, Fisbee!" Parker tilted far back in his chair with his feet anch.o.r.ed under the desk, preserving a precarious balance. "I ain"t as grateful for my promotion to joint Editor-in-Chief as I might be. I"m a middling poor man for the hour, I guess," he remarked, painfully following the peregrinations of a fly on his companion"s sleeve.
Mr. Fisbee twisted up another sheet, and employed his eyes in following the course of a crack in the plaster, a slender black aperture which staggered across the dusty ceiling and down the dustier wall to disappear behind a still dustier map of Carlow County. "That"s the trouble!" exclaimed Parker, observing the other"s preoccupation. "Soon as you get to writing a line or two that seems kind of promising, you begin to take a morbid interest in that blamed crack. It"s busted up enough copy for me, the last eight days, to have filled her up twenty times over. I don"t know as I ever care to see that crack again. I turned my back on it, but there wasn"t any use in that, because if a fly lights on you I watch him like a brother, and if there ain"t any fly I"ve caught a mania for tapping my teeth with a pencil, that is just as good."
To these two gentlemen, thus disengaged, reentered (after a much longer absence than Miss Selina"s quatrain justified) Mr. Ross Schofield, a healthy glow of exertion lending pleasant color to his earnest visage, and an almost visible laurel of success crowning his brows. In addition to this imaginary ornament, he was horned with pencils over both ears, and held some scribbled sheets in his hand.
"I done a good deal down there," he announced cheerfully, drawing up a chair to the desk. "I thought up a heap of things I"ve heard lately, and they"ll fill up mighty well. That there poem of Miss Seliny"s was a kind of an inspiration to me, and I tried one myself, and it didn"t come hard at all. When I got started once, it jest seemed to flow from me.
I didn"t set none of it up," he added modestly, but with evident consciousness of having unearthed genius in himself and an elate foreknowledge of the treat in store for his companions. "I thought I"d ort to see how you liked it first." He offered the papers to Mr. Parker, but the foreman shook his head.
"You read it, Ross," I said. "I don"t believe I feel hearty enough to-day. Read the items first--we can bear the waiting."
"What waiting?" inquired Mr. Schofield.
"For the poem," replied Parker, grimly.
With a vague but not fleeting smile, Ross settled the sheets in order, and exhibited tokens of that pleasant nevousness incident to appearing before a critical audience, armed with literature whose merits should delight them out of the critical att.i.tude. "I run across a great scheme down there," he volunteered amiably, by way of preface; "I described everything in full, in as many words as I could think up; it"s mighty filling, and it"ll please the public, too; it gives "em a lot more information than they us"ally git. I reckon there"s two sticks of jest them extry words alone."
"Go on," said the foreman, rather ominously.
Ross began to read, a matter necessitating a puckered brow and at times an amount of hesitancy and ruminating, as his results had already cooled a little, and he found his hand difficult to decipher. "Here"s the first," he said:
""The large and handsome, fawn-colored, two years and one-half year old Jersey of Frederick Bibshaw Jones, Esquire----""
The foreman interrupted him: "Every reader of the "Herald" will be glad to know that Jersey"s age and color! But go on."
""--Frederick Bibshaw Jones, Esquire,"" pursued his a.s.sistant, with some discomfiture, ""--Esquire, our popular and well-dressed fellow-citizen----""
"You"re right; Bib Jones is a heavy swell," said Parker in a breaking voice.
""--Citizen, can be daily seen wandering from the far end of his pasture-lot to the other far end of it.""
""His!"" exclaimed Parker. ""_His_ pasture-lot?" The Jersey"s?"
"No," returned the other, meekly, "Bib Jones"s."
"Oh," said Parker. "Is that the end of that item? It is! You want to get out of Plattville, my friend; it"s too small for you; you go to Rouen and you"ll be city editor of the "Journal" inside of a week. Let"s have another."
Mr. Schofield looked up blankly; however, he felt that there was enough live, legitimate news in his other items to redeem the somewhat tame quality of the first, and so, after having crossed out several of the extra words which had met so poor a reception, he proceeded:
""Whit Upton"s pigs broke out last Wednesday and rooted up a fine patch of garden truck. Hard luck, Whit."
""Jerusalem Hawkins took a drive yesterday afternoon. He had the bay to his side-bar. Jee"s buggy has been recently washed. Congratulations, Jee.""
"There"s thrilling information!" shouted the foreman. "That"ll touch the gentle reader to the marrow. The boss had to use some pretty rotten copy himself, but he never got as low as that. But we"ll use it; oh, we"ll use it! If we don"t get her out he"ll have a set-back, but if they show her to him it"ll kill him. If it doesn"t, and he gets well, he"ll kill us. But we"ll use it, Ross. Don"t read any more to us, though; I feel weaker than I did, and I wasn"t strong before. Go down and set it all up."
Mr. Schofield rejoined with an injured air, and yet hopefully: "I"d like to see what you think of the poetry--it seemed all right to me, but I reckon you ain"t ever the best judge of your own work. Shall I read it?"
The foreman only glanced at him in silence, and the young man took this for a.s.sent. "I haven"t made up any name for it yet."
""O, the orphan boy stood on the hill, The wind blew cold and very chill--""
Glancing at his auditors, he was a trifle abashed to observe a glaze upon the eyes of Mr. Parker, while a purple tide rose above his neck-band and unnaturally distended his throat and temples. With a placative little laugh, Mr. Schofield remarked: "I git the swing to her all right, I reckon, but somehow it doesn"t sound so kind of good as when I was writing it." There was no response, and he went on hurriedly:
""But there he saw the little rill--""
The poet paused to say, with another amiable laugh: "It"s sort of hard to git out of them ill, hill, chill rhymes once you strike "em. It runs on like this:
""--Little rill That curved and spattered around the hill."
"I guess that"s all right, to use "hill" twice; don"t you reckon so?
""And the orphan he stood there until The wind and all gave him a chill; And he sickened--""
That day Ross read no more, for the tall printer, seemingly incapable of coherent speech, kicked the desk impotently, threw his arms above his head, and, his companions confidently looking to see him foam at the mouth, lost his balance and toppled over backward, his extensive legs waving wildly in the air as he struck the floor. Mr. Schofield fled.
Parker made no effort to rise, but lay glaring at the ceiling, breathing hard. He remained in that position for a long time, until finally the glaze wore away from his eyes and a more rational expression settled over his features. Mr. Fisbee addressed him timidly: "You don"t think we could reduce the size of the sheet?"
"It would kill him," answered his prostrate companion. "We"ve got to fill her solid some way, though I give up; I don"t know how. How that man has worked! It was genius. He just floated around the county and soaked in items, and he wrote editorials that people read. One thing"s certain: we can"t do it. We"re ruining his paper for him, and when he gets able to read, it"ll hurt him bad. Mighty few knew how much pride he had in it. Has it struck you that now would be a precious good time for it to occur to Rod McCune to come out of his hole? Suppose we go by the board, what"s to stop him? What"s to stop him, anyway? Who knows where the boss put those copies and affidavits, and if we did know, would we know the best way to use "em? If we did, what"s to keep the "Herald"
alive until McCune lifts his head? And if we don"t stop him, the "Carlow County Herald" is finished. Something"s got to be done!""
No one realized this more poignantly than Mr. Fisbee, but no one was less capable of doing something of his own initiation. And although the Tuesday issue was forthcoming, embarra.s.singly pale in spots--most spots--Mr. Martin remarked rather publicly that the items were not what you might call stirring, and that the unpatented pages put him in mind of Jones"s field in winter with a dozen chunks of coal dropped in the snow. And his observations on the later issues of the week (issues which were put forth with a suggestion of spasm, and possibly to the permanent injury of Mr. Parker"s health, he looked so thin) were too cruelly unkind to be repeated here. Indeed, Mr. Fisbee, Parker, the luckless Mr.
Schofield, and the young Tipworthy may be not untruthfully likened to a band of devoted mariners lost in the cold and glaring regions of a journalistic Greenland: limitless plains of empty white paper extending about them as far as the eye could reach, while life depended upon their making these terrible voids productive; and they shrank appalled from the task, knowing no means to fertilize the barrens; having no talent to bring the still snows into harvests, and already feeling-in the chill of Mr. Martin"s remarks--a touch of the frost that might wither them.
It was Fisbee who caught the first glimpse of a relief expedition clipping the rough seas on its lively way to rescue them, and, although his first glimpse of the jaunty pennant of the relieving vessels was over the shoulder of an iceberg, nothing was surer than that the craft was flying to them with all good and joyous speed. The iceberg just mentioned a.s.sumed--by no melting process, one may be sure--the form of a long letter, first postmarked at Rouen, and its latter substance was as follows:
"Henry and I have always believed you as selfish, James Fisbee, as you are self-ingrossed and incapable. She has told us of your "renunciation"; of your "forbidding" her to remain with you; how you "commanded," after you had "begged" her, to return to us, and how her conscience told her she should stay and share your life in spite of our long care of her, but that she yielded to your "wishes" and our entreaty. What have you ever done for her and what have you to offer her? She is our daughter, and needless to say we shall still take care of her, for no one believes you capable of it, even in that miserable place, and, of course, in time she will return to her better wisdom, her home, and her duty. I need scarcely say we have given up the happy months we had planned to spend in Dresden. Henry and I can only stay at home to pray that her preposterous mania will wear itself out in short order, as she will find herself unfitted for the ridiculous task which she insists upon attempting against the earnest wishes of us who have been more than father and mother to her. Of course, she has talked volumes of her affection for us, and of her grat.i.tude, which we do not want--we only want her to stay with us. Please, please try to make her come back to us--we cannot bear it long. If you are a man you will send her to us soon. Her excuse for not returning on the day we wired our intention to go abroad at once (and I may as well tell you now that our intention to go was formed in order to bring affairs to a crisis and to draw her away from your influence--we always dreaded her visit to you and held it off for years)--her excuse was that your best friend, and, as I understand it, your patron, had been injured in some brawl in that Christian country of yours--a charming place to take a girl like her--and she would not leave you in your "distress" until more was known of the man"s injuries. And now she insists--and you will know it from her by the next mail--on returning to Plattville, forsooth, because she has been reading your newspaper, and she says she knows you are in difficulties over it, and it is her moral obligation--as by some wild reasoning of her own she considers herself responsible for your ruffling patron"s having been alone when he was shot--to go down and help. I suppose he made love to her, as all the young men she meets always do, sooner or later, but I have no fear of any rustic entanglements tor her; she has never been really interested, save in one affair. We are quite powerless--we have done everything; but we cannot alter her determination to edit your paper for you. Naturally, she knows nothing whatever about such work, but she says, with the air of triumphantly quelching all such argument, that she has talked a great deal to Mr.
Macauley of the "Journal." Mr. Macauley is the affair I have alluded to; he is what she has meant when she has said, at different times, that she was interested in journalism. But she is very business-like now. She has bought a typewriter and purchased a great number of soft pencils and erasers at an art shop; I am only surprised that she does not intend to edit your miserable paper in water-colors. She is coming at once. For mercy"s sake don"t telegraph her not to; your forbiddings work the wrong way. Our only hope is that she will find the conditions so utterly discouraging at the very start that she will give it up and come home.
If you are a man you will help to make them so. She has promised to stay with that country girl with whom she contracted such an incomprehensible friendship at Miss Jennings"s.