"Oh, but are you quite sure of that? I wouldn"t want to have all those big expenses again and then have it turn out only a half-way business."
"It is certain and indisputable, for the messengers of the faith were always most highly honored."
The Bridge Farmer was happy, and went home from Sintshausen with his tail in the air.
Now everything must surely go right, and his plan would succeed.
They should make eyes in Freising when Matt Fottner got ordained in spite of them, or actually became a missionary who converts the Hindians, and whose ma.s.ses count even more.
And the Eynhofen folks that were forever quizzing him in the tavern about his Latin officer, they should open their eyes, too, one of these days.
On the very next day he took the train to Munich. No joy is complete, and the palm of victory is never to be gained with easy toil.
This was the experience of the Bridge Farmer when he communicated his plan to the royal corporal Matthew Fottner.
The latter declared roundly that he neither wished to study nor to go out among the Hindians.
When the old man represented to him that he would only have to study a very little, he remarked that nothing at all was still better; and when the Bridge Farmer a.s.severated by all that was holy that he would become a saint, just like those plaster men in the church at Eynhofen, he replied that he didn"t care a straw.
Everything was fruitless. The Bridge Farmer had to withdraw with his business undone, and with the old, gnawing worm in his heart.
Nevertheless, he did not give up hope, but got after old Fottner and promised him the nicest things for his Matt.
For a long time it was in vain, but after about two years Heaven itself interposed and brought about a favorable turn of affairs.
The captain of the second company of His Majesty"s Grenadiers was made a major. Into his position came a venomous gentleman who fairly pestered both troops and petty officers, and thus became an instrument of Holy Church.
For when Matthew Fottner was punished with solitary confinement for the second time, he resolved to serve no longer in the army and to give up altogether his purpose of reenlisting. Just at this time he received a letter from his father, which read as follows:
"DEER MATTY:
After waitin fur a long time I"ll finely rite you the brijfarmer wuz heer agen Yestiddy an sez you cud bec.u.m a sanet an woodn haf to lern enythin ixcep that yood go to roam, deer matty think it over ef youd bee prest mung the hindeens but the furst mas sellabrayshun wood bee in the tavrn an by the way the brijfarmer sez hel pay you threthowzen marx too boot when yor dun. deer matty think it over wel and how mutch it wood pleez yor father. I didn rite this letter. Sensi rote it. I mus stop my ritin cuz the lite didn burn eny mor. With meni regards I reemane yor luving father. Good nite. Slepe wel and swete dreems. O revor mayx ushapy. Rite mee at wuns fur I cant wate fur yor ansur.
The letter had its effect. Corporal Fottner reflected that it woudn"t be a bad life among the clerical gentlemen in Rome, better at any rate than in barracks under a captain who was so generous with the guard-house.
So he agreed, and when his time was up at the close of the summer maneuvres, he went to Eynhofen and got in writing the Bridge Farmer"s promise relative to the three thousand marks.
When this matter had been arranged, and he had received a handsome sum for traveling expenses into the bargain, he set off for Rome.
For seven years he was not seen again; for seven years he dwelt as Fottnerus Eynhofenensis in the German College among the gentle Jesuits, who filed and polished at this four-square block for dear life. A high polish he did not get, but the worthy fathers thought it would suffice for the savages, and told him that the power of his faith would very well make amends for the lack of science.
Matthew Fottner had his own thoughts and said nothing.
For seven years old Fottner sat in his house, number eight in Eynhofen village, rejoicing over the future sanct.i.ty of his son; for seven years the inn-keeper kept figuring out in advance how many gallons of beer would be drunk at a first-cla.s.s first-ma.s.s celebration; and for seven long years the Bridge Farmer went every month to the express office in Pettenbach and sent a postal money order to Roma, Collegio Germanico.
People grew old and gray; now there was a wedding and now a funeral; old Haberlschneider"s house burned down, and Kloyber went bankrupt.
Little events in Eynhofen grew in numbers just like the big ones out in the world.
Until one day the priest--the new priest, for the old one had died three years before--announced from the chancel that on the 25th of July, the day of St. James the Apostle, the Reverend Licentiate Matthew Fottner would celebrate Holy Ma.s.s for the first time in Eynhofen. Then there was excitement and astonishment in the whole country round! In all the taverns men talked about it, and the old Bridge Farmer, who rarely went out any more since he had had his stroke, now sat in the barroom every day and gave back the taunts that he had had to take in times gone by.
A week before the celebration Matthew Fottner arrived. He was met at the station with a decorated carriage, and thirty lads on horseback escorted him.
A mile and a half from Eynhofen stood the first triumphal arch, which was adorned with fresh fir-branches and with blue and white flags.
At the entrance to the village another arch stood, and a third was set up near the tavern. From the steeple floated the yellow and white banner, salutes were crashing on the hill behind the Stackel Farm, and the Aufhausen band pealed out its ringing airs.
Now the carriage halted before the parental estate of the licentiate; Matthew Fottner descended and gave his father, his mother, and their other children his first blessing.
I must say he did have a clerical appearance and manner. His eyes had a mild glance, his chin was already double, and the movements of his fat hands had something well rounded, something actually dainty about them.
His speech was literary, emphasizing every syllable; he would now say that he had had a suf-fi-ci-en-cy, and that people had ma-ni-fest-ed much love to-ward him.
Of the file-leader in the second company of His Majesty"s Grenadiers there was nothing left but the height and the uncouth feet and paws.
His sentiments were mild and kind. He forgave all who had in former days led him as-tray into temp-ta-tion, he forgave his parents and relatives and neighbors for having doubted him, he forgave the Bridge Farmer for having ut-ter-ed angry words to him, and he forgave everybody everything.
And he looked down with compa.s.sion and mercy on those sons of men who did not stand so close to the throne of G.o.d as he.
During the week preceding the first ma.s.s he paced from house to house and blessed all the people; the Bridge Farmer among them, who from that hour was unshaken in the belief that he was now square with our Lord G.o.d in the matter of that lightning-rod oath.
The first ma.s.s was celebrated with rare splendor; folks came from far and wide, for the blessing of a newly consecrated priest has especial power, and an old proverb says it is worth wearing out a pair of shoe-soles to get it.
The festival sermon was preached by the Very Reverend Joseph s...o...b..wer, who had for years been Councillor for Spiritual Affairs and Papal Prelate.
He informed the awe-struck congregation into what a high, exalted, holy, incomparably holy, incomparably blessed calling the young priest was entering, and praised him in the most extravagant terms.
For you must know that Jesus Christ never was so praised on earth as a four-square young licentiate is praised nowadays.
After the spiritual feast came the secular one in the tavern, and no one can hope to imagine the magnificence of it.
Two oxen, three cows, a steer, eighteen calves, and twenty swine had been slaughtered by the host; and in addition countless geese, chickens, and ducks had to lose their lives. Two thousand gallons of beer were drunk, almost nine hundred more than the host had figured.
When the dishes were pa.s.sed around to take up offerings during the festival dinner, the gifts flowed in so copiously that two thousand marks were left over for the licentiate.
It was an elevating occasion.
The people of Eynhofen thought the newly consecrated priest would board the very next ship and go off to the wild Hindians. Old Mrs. Fottner shed tears in advance, and all over the village they were telling tales of the dangers the missionaries had to undergo among the cannibals, who are wont to take such a martyr, stick a spit right through him, and then twist him slowly over the fire until he turns nice and brown.
But they little knew the honored son of Eynhofen, Matthew Fottner by name, if they thought he would have anything to do with that sort of enterprise.
He now had a fortune of five thousand marks; three thousand from the Bridge Farmer and two thousand from the special offering. With this capital he migrated to Switzerland and became a pastor in the Canton of Graubunden. In those parts the people speak German as well as in Eynhofen, and they roast chickens and ducks on the spit, but no missionaries.
There Fottner spent his days in peace and contentment, and soon weighed two hundred and fifty, not a pound less.
For the Bridge Farmer, who would have liked to see Matt as a saint, this was a disappointment.
And for the Hindians too.