"Mr. Secretary?"
Marlowe grunted. "Still here. Just thinking. Isn"t Dovenil that nation we just sent Harrison to?"
"Yes, sir. On the same exchange program."
Marlowe chuckled. "Well, if we"ve got Harrison down there, it"s only fair to let their fellow learn something in exchange, isn"t it? What"s his name?"
"Dalish ud Klavan, sir."
Marlowe muttered to himself: "Dalish ud Klavan, Irish, corn beef and cabbage." His mind filed it away together with a primary-color picture of Jiggs and Maggie.
"All right, Mary, I"ll talk to him, if you can find room in the schedule somewhere. Tell you what--let him in at fifteen-thirty. Mead and I can furnish a working example for him. Does that check all right with your book?"
"Yes, sir. There"ll be time if we carry over on the Ceroii incidents."
"Ceroii"s waited six years, four months, and twenty-three days. They"ll wait another day. Let"s do that, then, uh ... Mary."
"Yes, sir."
Marlowe switched off and picked up a report which he began to read by the page-block system, his eyes almost unblinking between pages. "Harrison, eh?" he muttered once, stopping to look quizzically at his desktop. He chuckled.
III.
At fifteen-fifteen, the light on his interphone blinked twice, and Marlowe hastily initialed a directive with his right hand while touching the switch with his left.
"Yes, Mary?"
"Mr. Mead, sir."
"O.K." He switched off, pushed the directive into his OUT box, and pulled the GenSurv and the folder on Martin Holliday out of the HOLD tray. "Come in, Chris," he said as Mead knocked on the door.
"How are you today, Mr. Marlowe?" Mead asked as he sat down.
"Four ounces heavier," Marlowe answered dryly. "I presume you"re not. Cigarette, Chris?"
Apparently, the use of the first name finally caught Mead"s notice. He looked thoughtful for a moment, then took a cigarette and lit it. "Thanks--Dave."
"Well, I"m glad that"s settled," Marlowe chuckled, his eyes almost disappearing in crinkles of flesh. "How"s Mary?"
Mead grinned crookedly. "Miss Folsom is in fine fettle today, thank you."
Marlowe rumbled a laugh. Mead had once made the mistake of addressing the woman as "Mary," under the natural a.s.sumption that if Marlowe could do it, everyone could.
"Mary, I fear," Marlowe observed, "lives in more stately times than these. She"ll tolerate informality from me because I"m in direct authority over her, and direct authority, of course, is Law. But you, Mead, are a young whipper-snapper."
"But that"s totally unrealistic!" Mead protested. "I don"t respect her less by using her first name ... it"s just ... just friendliness, that"s all."
"Look," Marlowe said, "it makes sense, but it ain"t logical--not on her terms. Mary Folsom was raised by a big, tough, tight-lipped authoritarian of a father who believed in bringing kids up by the book. By the time she got tumbled out into the world, all big men were unquestionable authority and all young men were callow whipper-snappers. Sure, she"s unhappy about it, inside. But it makes her a perfect secretary, for me, and she does her job well. We play by her rules on the little things, and by the world"s rules on the big ones. Kapish?"
"Sure, Dave, but--"
Marlowe picked up the folder on Holliday and gave Mead one weighty but understanding look before he opened it.
"Your trouble, Chris, is that your viewpoint is fundamentally sane," he said. "Now, about Holliday, Martin, options 062-26-8729, 063-108-1004. I didn"t get time to read the GenSurv on the Karlshaven planets, so I"ll ask you to brief me."
"Yes, sir."
"What"s IV like?"
"Good, arable land. A little mountainous in spots, but that"s good. Loaded with minerals--industrial stuff, like silver. Some tin, but not enough to depress the monetary standard. Lots of copper. Coal beds, petroleum basins, the works. Self-supporting practically from the start, a real a.s.set to the Union in fifty-six years."
Marlowe nodded. "Good. Nice picking, Chris. Now--got a decoy?"
"Yes, sir. Karlshaven II"s a False-E. I"ve got a dummy option on it in the works, and we"ll be able to undercut Holliday"s prices for his land by about twenty per cent."
"False-E, huh? How long do you figure until the colony can"t stick on it any longer?"
"A fair-sized one, with lots of financial backing, might even make it permanently. But we won"t be able to dig up that many loafers, and, naturally, we can"t give them that big a subsidy. Eventually, we"ll have to ferry them all out--in about eight years, say. But that"ll give us time enough to break Holliday."
Marlowe nodded again. "Sounds good."
"Something else," Mead said. "II"s mineral-poor. It"s near to being solid metal. That"s what makes it impossible to really live on, but I figure we can switch the mineral companies right onto it and off IV."
Marlowe grinned approvingly. "You been saving this one for Holliday?"
"Yes, sir," Mead said, nodding slowly. He looked hesitantly at Marlowe.
"What"s up, Boy?"
"Well, sir--" Mead began, then stopped. "Nothing important, really."
Marlowe gave him a surprising look full of sadness and brooding understanding.
"You"re thinking he"s an old, frightened man, and why don"t we leave him alone?"
"Why ... yes, sir."
"Dave."
"Yes, Dave."
"You"re quite right. Why don"t we?"
"We can"t, sir. I know that. But it doesn"t seem fair--"
"Exactly, Chris. It ain"t right, but it"s correct."
The light on Marlowe"s interphone blinked once. Marlowe looked at it in momentary surprise. Then his features cleared, and he muttered "Cabbage." He reached out toward the switch.
"We"ve got a visitor, Chris. Follow my lead." He reviewed his information on Dovenilid t.i.tular systems while he touched the switch. "Ask ud Klavan to come in, uh ... Mary."
IV.
Dalish ud Klavan was almost a twin for the pictured typical Dovenilid in Marlowe"s library. Since the pictures were usually idealized, it followed that Klavan was an above-average specimen of his people. He stood a full eight feet from fetters to crest, and had not yet begun to thicken his shoes in compensation for the stoop that marked advancing middle age for his race.
Marlowe, looking at him, smiled inwardly. No Dovenilid could be so obviously superior and still only a lowly student. Well, considering Harrison"s qualifications, it might still not be t.i.t for tat.
Mead began to get to his feet, and Marlowe hastily planted a foot atop his nearest shoe. The a.s.sistant winced and twitched his lips, but at least he stayed down.
"Dalish ud Klavan," the Dovenilid p.r.o.nounced, in good English.
"David Marlowe, Secretary for External Affairs, Solar Union," Marlowe replied.
Ud Klavan looked expectantly at Mead.
"Christopher Mead, a.s.sistant Undersecretary for External Affairs," the a.s.sistant said, orientating himself.
"If you would do us the honor of permitting us to stand--" Marlowe asked politely.
"On the contrary, Marlowe. If you would do me the honor of permitting me to sit, I should consider it a privilege."
"Please do so. Mr. Mead, if you would bring our visitor a chair--"
They lost themselves in formalities for a few minutes, Marlowe being urbanely correct, Mead following after as best he could through the maze of Dovenilid mores. Finally they were able to get down to the business at hand, ud Klavan sitting with considerable comfort in the carefully designed chair which could be snapped into almost any shape, Marlowe bulking behind his desk, Mead sitting somewhat nervously beside him.
"Now, as I understand it, ud Klavan," Marlowe began, "you"d like to learn something of our policies and methods."
"That is correct, Marlowe and Mead." The Dovenilid extracted a block of opaque material from the flat wallet at his side and steadied it on his knee. "I have your permission to take notes?"
"Please do. Now, as it happens, Mr. Mead and I are currently considering a case which perfectly ill.u.s.trates our policies."
Ud Klavan immediately traced a series of ideographs on the note block, and Marlowe wondered if he was actually going to take their conversation down verbatim. He shrugged mentally. He"d have to ask him, at some later date, whether he"d missed anything. Undoubtedly, there"d be a spare recording of the tape he himself was making.
"To begin: As you know, our government is founded upon principles of extreme personal freedom. There are no arbitrary laws governing expression, worship, the possession of personal weapons, or the rights of personal property. The state is construed to be a mechanism of public service, operated by the Body Politic, and the actual regulation and regimentation of society is accomplished by natural socio-economic laws which, of course, are both universal and unavoidable.
"We pride ourselves on the high status of the individual in comparison to the barely-tolerable existence of the state. We do, naturally, have ordinances and injunctions governing crimes, but even these are usually superseded by civil action at the personal level."
Marlowe leaned forward a trifle. "Forgetting exact principles for a moment, ud Klavan, you realize that the actuality will sometimes stray from the ideal. Our citizens, for example, do not habitually carry weapons except under extraordinary conditions. But that is a civil taboo, rather than a fixed amendation of our const.i.tution. I have no doubt that some future generation, mores having shifted, will, for example, revive the code duello."
Ud Klavan nodded. "Quite understood, thank you, Marlowe."
"Good. Now, to proceed: "Under conditions such as those, the state and its agencies cannot lay down a fixed policy of any sort, and expect it to be in the least permanent. The people will not tolerate such regulation, and with each new shift in social mores--and the inst.i.tution of any policy is itself sufficient to produce such a shift within a short time--successive policies are repudiated by the Body Politic, and new ones must be inst.i.tuted."
Marlowe leaned back and spread his hands. "Therefore," he said with a rueful smile, "it can fairly be said that we have no foreign policy, effectively speaking. We pursue the expedient, ud Klavan, and hope for the best. The case which Mr. Mead and I are currently considering is typical.
"The Union, as you know, maintains a General Survey Corps whose task it is to map the galaxy, surveying such planets as harbor alien races or seem suitable for human colonization. Such a survey team, for example, first established contact between your people and ours. Exchange observation rights are worked out, and representatives of both races are given the opportunity to acquaint themselves with the society of the other.
"In the case of unoccupied, habitable planets, however, the state"s function ceases with the filing of a complete and definitive survey at the Under-Ministry for Emigration. The state, as a state, sponsors no colonies and makes no establishments except for the few staging bases which are maintained for the use of the Survey Corps. We have not yet found any need for the inst.i.tution of an offensive service a.n.a.logous to a planetary army, nor do we expect to. War in s.p.a.ce is possible only under extraordinary conditions, and we foresee no such contingency.
"All our colonization is carried out by private citizens who apply to Mr. Mead, here, for options on suitable unoccupied planets. Mr. Mead"s function is to act as a consultant in these cases. He maintains a roster of surveyed human-habitable planets, and either simply a.s.signs the requested planet or recommends one to fit specified conditions. The cost of the option is sufficient to cover the administrative effort involved, together with sufficient profit to the government to finance further surveys.
"The individual holding the option is then referred to Emigration, which provides copies of a prospectus taken from the General Survey report, and advertises the option holder"s asking prices on subdivisions. Again, there is a reasonable fee of a nature similar to ours, devoted to the same purposes.
"The state then ceases to have any voice in the projected colonization whatsoever. It is a totally private enterprise--a simple real estate operation, if you will, with the state acting only as an advertising agency, and, occasionally, as the lessor of suitable transportation from Earth to the new planet. The colonists, of course, are under our protection, maintaining full citizenship unless they request independence, which is freely granted.
"If you would like to see it for purposes of clarification, you"re welcome to examine our file on Martin Holliday, a citizen who is fairly typical of these real estate operators, and who has just filed an option on his second planet." Smiling, Marlowe extended the folder.
"Thank you, I should like to," ud Klavan said, and took the file from Marlowe. He leafed through it rapidly, pausing, after asking Marlowe"s leave, to make notes on some of the information, and then handed it back.
"Most interesting," ud Klavan observed. "However, if you"ll enlighten me--This man, Martin Holliday; wouldn"t there seem to be very little incentive for him, considering his age, even if there is the expectation of a high monetary return? Particularly since his first attempt, while not a failure, was not an outstanding financial success?"
Marlowe shrugged helplessly. "I tend to agree with you thoroughly, ud Klavan, but--" he smiled, "you"ll agree, I"m sure, that one Earthman"s boredom is another"s incentive? We are not a rigorously logical race, ud Klavan."
"Quite," the Dovenilid replied.
V.
Marlowe stared at his irrevocable clock. His interphone light flickered, and he touched the switch absently.
"Yes, Mary?"
"Will there be anything else, Mr. Secretary?"
"No, thank you, Mary. Good night."
"Good night, sir."
There was no appeal. The day was over, and he had to go home.
He stared helplessly at his empty office, his mind automatically counting the pairs of departing footsteps that sounded momentarily as clerks and stenographers crossed the walk below his partly-open window. Finally he rolled his chair back and pushed himself to his feet. Disconsolate, he moved irresolutely to the window and watched the people leave.
Washington--aging, crowded Washington, mazed by narrow streets, carrying the burden of the severe, unimaginative past on its grimy architecture--respired heavily under the sinking sun.
The capital ought to be moved, he thought as he"d thought every night at this time. Nearer the heart of the empire. Out of this steamy bog. Out of this warren.
His heavy lips moved into an ironical comment on his own thoughts. No one was ever going to move the empire"s traditional seat. There was too much nostalgia concentrated here, along with the humidity. Some day, when the Union was contiguous with the entire galaxy, men would still call Washington, on old, out-of-the-way Earth, their capital. Man was not a rigorously logical race, as a race.
The thought of going home broke out afresh, insidiously avoiding the barriers of bemus.e.m.e.nt which he had tried to erect, and he turned abruptly away from the window, moving decisively so as to be able to move at all. He yanked open a desk drawer and stuffed his jacket pockets with candy bars, ripping the film from one and chewing on its end while he put papers in his brief case.
Finally, he could not delay any longer. Everyone else was out of the building, and the robots were taking over. Metal treads spun along the corridors, bearing brooms, and the robot switchboards guarded the communications of the Ministry. Soon the char-robots would be bustling into this very office. He sighed and walked slowly out, down the empty halls where no human eye could see him waddling.
He stepped into his car, and as he opened the door the automatic recording said "Home, please," in his own voice. The car waited until he was settled and then accelerated gently, pointing for his apartment.
The recording had been an unavoidable but vicious measure of his own. He"d had to resort to it, for the temptation to drive to a terminal, to an airport, or rocket field, or railroad station--anywhere--had become excruciating.