"I"d go out of the apple business."
"Precisely." Andrusco rocked on his heels. "In a sense, that"s very much the problem that Homelovers, Incorporated may have to face in the next generation."
"Somebody swiping your apples?"
"In a way." The man chuckled. "Yes, in a way." He raised his arm slowly, and pointed to the sky. "The apples," he said, "are up there."
"Huh?" Tom said.
"s.p.a.ce, Mr. Blacker. s.p.a.ce is opening its doors to us. Already, the UN s.p.a.ce Commission has launched some two dozen manned vehicles into the outer reaches. Already, the satellite-building colony on the moon is well under way. The progress of our s.p.a.ce program has been accelerating month by month. The expert predictions have been more and more optimistic of late. In another ten, twenty years, the solar system will be beckoning the children of Earth ..."
Tom said nothing for a while. Then he cleared his throat.
"Well ... I"m no expert on these things. But maybe the population could stand a little more real estate, Mr. Andrusco. In twenty years ..."
"Nonsense!" The voice was snappish. "The best authorities say it isn"t so. There"s plenty of room on Earth. But if ever a ma.s.s exodus begins--"
"That doesn"t seem possible," Tom said. "Does it? I mean, only a handful of guys have ever gone out there. A drop in the bucket. I mean, Mars and all that may be fun to visit, but who"d want to live there?"
Andrusco turned to him slowly.
"The apples in the new orchard may be sour, Mr. Blacker. But if your livelihood depended on your own little stack of fruit--would you be willing to sit by and take the chance?"
Tom shrugged. "And is that the public relations job? To keep people out of s.p.a.ce?"
"Put in its crudest form, yes."
"A pretty tough job. You know that guff about Man"s Pioneering Spirit."
"Yes. But we"re worried about the public spirit, Mr. Blacker. If we can dampen their ardor for s.p.a.ce flight--only delay it, mind you, for another few years--we can tighten our own lines of economic defense. Do I make myself clear?"
"Not completely."
"Will you take the job?"
"What does it pay?"
"Fifty thousand."
"Where do I sit?"
By the afternoon, Tom Blacker was ensconced in a fair-sized office with vaguely oriental furnishings and an ankle-deep rug. Livia"s pretty ankles visited it first.
"Here"s an outline I began on the PR program," she told him briskly, dropping a sheet of paper on his desk. "I didn"t get very far with it. I"m sure you can add a lot."
"Okay. I"ll read it over this afternoon." He tipped the chair back. "How about dinner tonight?"
"Sorry. Busy tonight. Maybe later this week."
But it wasn"t until Friday, three days later, that he saw Livia Cord again. He accomplished that by calling her in for a conference, spreading his own typewritten notes on the desk in front of him.
"Got some rough ideas drafted on the program," he told her. "The possibilities of this thing are really unlimited. Granted, of course, that there"s money in this picture."
"There"s money all right," Livia said. "We don"t have to worry about that."
"Good. I"ve put down a list of leading citizens that might be enrolled as backers for anything we might come up with, people who have been outspoken about the expense or danger of s.p.a.ce flight. We"ll keep it on file, and add to it as new names crop up in the press. Then here"s a listing of categories for us to develop subprograms around. Religious, economic, social, medical--Medical"s good. There"s a heck of a lot of scare-value in stories about cosmic rays, alien diseases, plagues, zero gravity sickness, all that sort of thing. Sterility is a good gimmick; impotence is even better."
Livia smiled. "I know what you mean."
"Mmm. Come to think of it, we ought to set up a special woman"s-point-of-view program, too. That"ll be worth plenty. Then there"s the tax question. We"ll have to see what we can set up in Washington, some kind of anti-s.p.a.ce lobby. Good feature story material here, too. You know the stuff--one s.p.a.ce vessel equals the cost of two hundred country hospitals."
"Sounds great."
"We"ll have to plan on press parties, special stuff for the magazines and networks. I"ve got a plan for some Hollywood promotion to counteract all this Destination s.p.a.ce garbage they"ve been turning out. And as for television--"
He talked on for another hour, feeling mounting excitement for the job he was doing. Tom wasn"t sure that he liked the aims of Homelovers, Incorporated, but the challenge was enjoyable. Even at dinner that night, in Livia"s snug apartment, he rattled on about the PR program until the girl began to yawn.
The bedroom was still monochrome. Only Livia had transformed it magically into powder blue. Tom slept blissfully until morning, and went into the office that weekend for sheer love of what he was doing.
After less than a month, his efforts started producing results. On a crisp December morning, he found the following in his mail: "EARTH SONG" A Screenplay by Duncan Devine Roger Tenblade, a dashing young rocket pilot in the UN Air Force, yearns to join the s.p.a.ce Expeditionary Force now planning the first landing and colonization of the planet Mars. Despite the protest of his lovely fiancee, Diane, he embarks upon the journey. The trip is fraught with hazards, and the ship is struck by a meteor en route. Every member of the crew is killed, except Roger, who heroically brings the vessel back to home base. However, Roger is exposed to large amounts of cosmic radiation. When he is so informed by the medical authorities, he realizes that he can never make Diane a normal husband. So rather than return to her and ruin her life, he changes his ident.i.ty and disappears to South America, where he takes a job as a shuttle pilot for a third-cla.s.s airline.
Meanwhile, Diane marries Harold Farnsworth, scion of one of America"s wealthiest families ...
Tom Blacker chuckled, and slipped the scenario back into the envelope. He marked the ma.n.u.script "O.K. for Production," and turned to the other mail.
There was the prospectus of a television series that sounded interesting. He looked it over carefully.
"CAPTAIN TERRA" Half-hour Television Series written by Craig Comfort Captain Terra, and his Earth Cadets are dedicated to the principle of "Earth Above All" and have sworn their lives to the preservation of Earth and its peoples, and to the protection of Earth against the hostile aliens constantly threatening the planet.
Program One, Act One Bobby, Captain Terra"s youthful aide, is attacked one day by a strange creature which he describes as half-man, half-snake. He reports the incident to Captain Terra, who calls a special session of his Earth Patrol to determine how best to deal with this enemy ...
Tom read the prospectus through, and then dictated a letter to its producers to call for an appointment.
At the bottom of the mail pile, he found an enthusiastic letter from a theatrical producer named Homer Bradshaw, whom he had dealt with briefly during his career at Ostreich and Company.
Dear Tom, Great to hear about your new connection! Have a fabulous gimmick that ought to be right down your alley. Am thinking of producing a new extravaganza ent.i.tled: "Be It Ever So Humble."
This will be a real cla.s.sy show, with plenty of chorus line and top gags. We plan to kid the pants off this s.p.a.ceman business, until those bright boys in the gla.s.s hats cry uncle. I"ve already lined up James Hoc.u.m for the top banana, and Sylvia Crowe for the female lead. You know Sylvia, Tom; she"ll make s.p.a.ce flight sound about as chic as a debutante"s ball on the Staten Island Ferry. This is the way to do the job, Tom--laugh "em out of it.
If you"re interested in a piece of this, you can always reach me at ...
He was about to call it a day at five-thirty, when he got a visiphone call from John Andrusco. When he walked into the immense office at the other end of the floor, he saw a gla.s.sy-eyed man standing at Andrusco"s desk, twirling his hat with nervous fingers.
"Tom," Andrusco said cheerfully, "want you to meet somebody. This is Sergeant Walt Spencer, formerly of the UN s.p.a.ce Commission."
Tom shook the man"s hand, and he could feel it trembling in his own.
"I called Walt in here specially, thanks to that memo you sent me, Tom. Great idea of yours, about talking to some of the boys who"ve actually been in s.p.a.ce. Walter here"s willing to cooperate a hundred percent."
"That"s fine," Tom said uneasily.
"Thought you two ought to get together," Andrusco said, reaching for his hat. "Think he can help a lot, Tom. Talk it over."
"Well--suppose we have a drink, Sergeant? That fit your plans all right?"
"Suits me," the man said, without emotion.
They went down in the elevator together, and slid into a red-leather booth in the Tuscany Bar in the base of the building. The sergeant ordered a double Scotch, and gulped it with the same respect you give water.
"So you"ve been in s.p.a.ce," Tom said, looking at him curiously. "Must have been quite an experience."
"Yeah."
"Er--I take it you"ve left the service."
"Yeah."
Tom frowned, and sipped his martini. "How many trips did you make, Sergeant?"
"Just one. Reconnaissance Moon Flight Four. About six years ago. You must have read about it."
"Yes," Tom said. "Sorry."
The man shrugged. "Things happen. Even on Earth, things happen."
"Tell me something." Tom leaned forward. "Is it true about--" He paused, embarra.s.sed. "Well, you hear a lot of stories. But I understand some of the men on that flight, the ones who got back all right, had children. And--well, you know how rumors go--"
"Lies," Spencer said, without rancor. "I"ve got two kids myself. Both of "em normal."
"Oh." Tom tried to hide his disappointment behind the c.o.c.ktail gla.s.s. It would have made great copy, if he could have proved the truth of the old rumor about two-headed babies. But what could Sergeant Spencer do for the PR program? Andrusco must have had something in mind.
He asked him point-blank.
"It"s like this," the man said, his eyes distant. "Since I quit the service, I haven"t been doin" so good. With jobs, I mean. And Mr. Andrusco--he said he"d give me five thousand dollars if I"d--help you people."
"Did Mr. Andrusco describe this help?"
"Yeah. He wants me to do a story. About the kid my wife had. The first kid."
"What about the first kid?"
"Well, she died, the first kid did. In childbirth. It was something that happens, you know. My wife"s a little woman; the baby was smothered."
"I see. And what kind of story do you want to tell?"
"It"s not my idea." A hint of stubbornness glimmered in his dull eyes. "It"s that Andrusco guy"s. He wants me to tell how the baby was born a--mutant."
"What?"
"He wants me to release a story saying the baby was a freak. The kid was born at home, you see. The only other person who saw her, besides me and my wife, was this doctor we had. And he died a couple of years back."
Tom slumped in his chair. This was pushing public relations a little far.
"Well, I dunno," he said. "If the baby was really normal--"
"It was normal, all right. Only dead, that"s all."
Tom stood up. "Okay, Sergeant Spencer. Let me think it over, and I"ll give you a buzz before the end of the week. All right?"
"Anything you say, Chief."
In the morning, Tom Blacker went storming into John Andrusco"s plush office.
"Now look, Mr. Andrusco. I don"t mind slanting a story a little far. But this Spencer story of yours is nothing but a hoax."
Andrusco looked hurt. "Did he tell you that? How do you like that nerve?"
"What do you mean?"
"Why, that story"s as genuine as gold. We"ve known about the freak birth for a long time. Cosmic rays, you know. Those men on that reconnaissance flight really got bombarded."
Tom wasn"t sure of himself. "You mean, it"s true?"
"Of course it is! As a matter of fact, we"ve got a photograph of the dead baby, right after it was delivered. The doctor who attended Mrs. Spencer took it without their knowledge, as a medical curiosity. He sold it to us several years ago. We"ve never used it before, because we knew that the Spencers would just deny it. Now that Walt"s willing to cooperate ..."
"Can I see the photo?"
"Why, certainly." He opened the top drawer and handed a glossy print across the desk. Tom looked at it, and winced.
"Scales!" he said.
"Like a fish," Andrusco said sadly. "Pretty sad, isn"t it?" He looked out of the window and sighed cavernously. "It"s a menacing world up there...."
The rest of the day was wasted. Tom Blacker"s mind wasn"t functioning right.
He told Livia about it at lunch.
Livia Cord continued eating, chewing delicately on her food without flexing a muscle or wincing an eyebrow.