The Grammar School Boys s...o...b..und.
by H. Irving Hanc.o.c.k.
CHAPTER I
REALLY A GREAT PLAN, BUT----
As Hen Dutcher came up to a group of boys on the ice, and slowed down his speed, he stuck the point of his right skate in the ice to bring himself to a full stop.
"Huh! You fellows think you"re some smart on fancy skating, don"t you?"
he demanded rather scornfully.
"No," replied Dave Darrin shortly.
"You been showing off a lot, then."
"Hen," grimaced Dave, "I"m afraid you"re going to miss your calling in life."
"Didn"t know I had any," grunted Hen.
"Yes, you have; one of your own choosing, too."
"What is it?" asked Hen curiously.
"You"re a walking anvil chorus."
"An anvil chorus?" repeated Hen Dutcher, the puzzled expression deepening in his face.
"Yes; wherever you go the fellows are sure to hear the sounds of "hammering" and "knocking.""
A score of boys grinned, a dozen laughed outright. But Hen wasn"t bright enough to see the point.
"What"s an anvil got to do with it all?" demanded Hen in a puzzled tone.
"An anvil belongs in a blacksmith shop."
"And that"s where you ought to go, to do all your "hammering" and "knocking,"" explained Dave, as he skated slowly away.
"Huh! You think you"re smart!" growled Hen, who still couldn"t see why the other fellows had laughed.
"Hen," remarked d.i.c.k Prescott, "I"m afraid you"re not up to concert pitch."
"Concert pitch?" repeated the dense one. "No, I know I"m not. Did I ever make any claim to being musical?"
"You see," hinted Greg Holmes, "the trouble with the Dutcher kid is that he"s all ivory, from his collar-b.u.t.ton up."
Another laugh greeted this a.s.sertion, but Hen only glared stupidly.
"Ivory is all white, anyway," Hen muttered. "So am I."
He swelled out his chest, did one or two fancy little things on skates, and tried to look important. But none of the other fellows in the group on the ice seemed inclined to take young Dutcher at his own valuation.
Hen Dutcher was a peculiar chap, at any rate. His worst fault, probably--but one that led to other faults--was his egotism. He was always thinking about himself and his own puny little interests. For the life of him, Hen couldn"t understand why he wasn"t popular with other fellows. He sometimes realized that he wasn"t, but charged the fact up to the other fellows being "too stuck on themselves, or on those "b.o.o.bs," d.i.c.k Prescott and Dave Darrin."
"Let"s run Hen ash.o.r.e and rub his face in the snow!" proposed one boy gleefully.
"You da.s.sent!" flared up Hen. But half a dozen boys uttered a whoop and skated toward him. Hen wobbled on his skates an instant, then turned, intent on escape.
"Oh, say, fellows," called d.i.c.k, "don"t be all the time picking on poor old Hen."
"We"ll just wash his face," shouted back one of the pursuers.
Hen knew they meant it, and he was traveling down the ice, now, under full steam.
"Come on, fellows," called d.i.c.k, to Greg and to Tom Reade. "We don"t want to see Hen abused."
"Why does he get so fresh, then?" demanded Greg, but he started, as did Tom. d.i.c.k & Co. were all fleet skaters. They surged to the front of the pursuers, who took it for granted that d.i.c.k and his friends were going to aid them, and therefore set up a shout of joy.
Hen Dutcher was traveling with so much effort that he panted hard as he skated.
"Get him, d.i.c.k!" sang out Ben Alvord, as Prescott shot ahead of the others.
Hen, looking back, saw d.i.c.k gaining on him swiftly, while Greg and Tom were just behind.
"They"re mean as all-git-out!" sputtered panting Hen. "Why can"t they let a fellow alone? Don"t they think I"ve got as much right to talk as the rest of "em? Well, I"ll show "em that I have!"
At this moment d.i.c.k overtook the fugitive, linking arms with him.
"You let me alone!" snarled Hen. "You"re meaner"n poison!"
"Am I?" smiled d.i.c.k. "See here, Hen, face about and don"t let the fellows bluff you out of a week"s growth. Just turn on them. They won"t do anything to you."
"If they try it on, I"ll fix "em, no matter what desperate thing I have to do to get square," snarled Hen.
"Oh, cut out all the war talk," d.i.c.k advised him gently. "Now, wheel about."
"You lemme alone! I know where I"m going," snapped Hen, making a big effort to break loose from d.i.c.k"s hold. The effort proved a disastrous one, for Hen tripped himself, slid along for a few feet and then sat down with a jarring b.u.mp on the ice. d.i.c.k Prescott all but shared the same fate.
"Now, we"ve got him!" chuckled Ben Alvord, racing in and reaching out for the luckless Dutcher.
The unexpected happened. Hen swung around, as on a pivot, extending a foot in such a way as to trip Ben and send him down on his own face.
In the gasp of astonishment that followed Hen got upon his feet, gave a swift push with his left skate and was away.
"After him, fellows!" roared Toby Ross. "We"ll hold him and let Ben do the face-washing."
d.i.c.k, Tom and Greg had shot past the scene. Now they circled and came back, their faces aglow with the fast sport and the keen air.