"And ca"st drive it, lad?" asked the old man.
"I should think I could!" said Harold confidently.
"H"m!" commented the old man, and then he shook hands, and thoroughly scrutinized Maud.
Now, this is the sort of thing that can only be seen and appreciated in a district like the Five Towns, where families spring into splendour out of nothing in the course of a couple of generations, and as often as not sink back again into nothing in the course of two generations more.
The Etches family is among the best known and the widest spread in the Five Towns. It originated in three brothers, of whom Daniel was the youngest. Daniel never married; the other two did. Daniel was not very fond of money; the other two were, and they founded the glorious firm of Etches. Harold was the grandson of one brother, and Maud was the Granddaughter of the other. Consequently, they both stood in the same relation to Dan, who was their great-uncle--addressed as uncle "for short".
There is a good deal of sn.o.bbery in the Five Towns, but it does not exist between relatives. The relatives in danger of suffering by it would never stand it. Besides, although Dan"s income did not exceed two hundred a year, he was really richer than his grandnephew, since Dan lived on half his income, whereas Harold, aided by Maud, lived on all of his.
Consequently, despite the vast difference in their stations, clothes, and manners, Daniel and his young relatives met as equals. It would have been amusing to see anyone--even the Countess of Ch.e.l.l, who patronized the entire district--attempt to patronize Dan.
In his time he had been the greatest pigeon-fancier in the country.
"So you"re paying a visit to Bursley, uncle?" said Maud.
"Aye!" Dan replied. "I"m back i" owd Bosley. Sarah--my housekeeper, thou know"st--"
"Not dead?"
"No. Her inna" dead; but her sister"s dead, and I"ve give her a week"s play [holiday], and come away. Rat Edge"ll see nowt o" me this side Easter."
Rat Edge was the name of the village, five miles off, which Dan had honoured in his declining years.
"And where are you going to now?" asked Harold.
"I"m going to owd Sam Shawn"s, by th" owd church, to beg a bed."
"But you"ll stop with us, of course?" said Harold.
"Nay, lad," said Dan.
"Oh yes, uncle," Maud insisted.
"Nay, la.s.s," said Dan.
"Indeed, you will, uncle," said Maud positively. "If you don"t, I"ll never speak to you again."
She had a charming fire in her eyes, had Maud.
Daniel, the old bachelor, yielded at once, but in his own style.
"I"ll try it for a night, la.s.s," said he.
Thus it occurred that the carpet-bag was carried into Bleakridge House, and that after some delay Harold and Maud carried off Uncle Dan with them in the car. He sat in the luxurious tonneau behind, and Maud had quitted her husband in order to join him. Possibly she liked the humorous wrinkles round his grey eyes. Or it may have been the eyes themselves. And yet Dan was nearer seventy than sixty.
The car pa.s.sed everything on the road; it seemed to be overtaking electric trams all the time.
"So ye"n been married a year?" said Uncle Dan, smiling at Maud.
"Oh yes; a year and three days. We"re quite used to it."
"Us"n be in h-ll in a minute, wench!" exclaimed Dan, calmly changing the topic, as Harold swung the car within an inch of a brewer"s dray, and skidded slightly in the process. No anti-skidding device would operate in that generous, oozy mud.
And, as a matter of fact, they were in Hanbridge the next minute--Hanbridge, the centre of the religions, the pleasures, and the vices of the Five Towns.
"Bless us!" said the old man. "It"s fifteen year and more since I were here."
"Harold," said Maud, "let"s stop at the Piccadilly Cafe and have some tea."
"Cafe?" asked Dan. "What be that?"
"It"s a kind of a pub." Harold threw the explanation over his shoulder as he brought the car up with swift dexterity in front of the Misses Callear"s newly opened afternoon tea-rooms.
"Oh, well, if it"s a pub," said Uncle Dan, "I dunna" object."
He frankly admitted, on entering, that he had never before seen a pub full of little tables and white cloths, and flowers, and young women, and silver teapots, and cake-stands. And though he did pour his tea into his saucer, he was sufficiently at home there to address the younger Miss Callear as "young woman", and to inform her that her beverage was lacking in Orange Pekoe. And the Misses Callear, who conferred a favour on their customers in serving them, didn"t like it.
He became reminiscent.
"Aye!" he said, "when I left th" Five Towns fifty-two years sin" to go weaving i" Derbyshire wi" my mother"s brother, tay were ten shilling a pun". Us had it when us were sick--which wasna" often. We worked too hard for be sick. Hafe past five i" th" morning till eight of a night, and then Sat.u.r.day afternoon walk ten mile to Glossop with a week"s work on ye" back, and home again wi" th" bra.s.s.
"They"ve lost th" habit of work now-a-days, seemingly," he went on, as the car moved off once more, but slowly, because of the vast crowds emerging from the Knype football ground. "It"s football, Sat.u.r.day; bands of a Sunday; football, Monday; ill i" bed and getting round, Tuesday; do a bit o" work Wednesday; football, Thursday; draw wages Friday night; and football, Sat.u.r.day. And wages higher than ever. It"s that as beats me--wages higher than ever--
"Ye canna" smoke with any comfort i" these cars," he added, when Harold had got clear of the crowds and was letting out. He regretfully put his pipe in his pocket.
Harold skirted the whole length of the Five Towns from south to north, at an average rate of perhaps thirty miles an hour; and quite soon the party found itself on the outer side of Turnhill, and descending the terrible Clough Bank, three miles long, and of a steepness resembling the steepness of the side of a house.
The car had warmed to its business, and Harold took them down that declivity in a manner which startled even Maud, who long ago had resigned herself to the fact that she was tied for life to a young man for whom the word "danger" had no meaning.
At the bottom they had a swerve skid; but as there was plenty of room for eccentricities, nothing happened except that the car tried to climb the hill again.
"Well, if I"d known," observed Uncle Dan, "if I"d guessed as you were reservin" this treat for th" owd uncle, I"d ha" walked."
The Etches blood in him was pretty cool, but his nerve had had a shaking.
Then Harold could not restart the car. The engine had stopped of its own accord, and, though Harold lavished much physical force on the magic handle in front, nothing would budge. Maud and the old man got down, the latter with relief.
"Stuck, eh?" said Dan. "No steam?"
"That"s it!" Harold cried, slapping his leg. "What an a.s.s I am! She wants petrol, that"s all. Maud, pa.s.s a couple of cans. They"re under the seat there, behind. No; on the left, child."
However, there was no petrol on the car.
"That"s that cursed Durand" (Durand being the new chauffeur--French, to match the car). "I told him not to forget. Last thing I said to the fool! Maud, I shall chuck that chap!"
"Can"t we do anything?" asked Maud stiffly, putting her lips together.