Upon this "that other monsieur" astonished me in good earnest.
Searching my eyes eagerly with his clear, inquisitive gaze, he took a step toward me and said:
"You are sure you are telling the truth?"
The professor uttered an exclamation of horror, sprang forward, and clutched his friend"s arm again. "Malheureux!" he cried, and then to me: "Sir, you will give him pardon if you can? He has no meaning to be rude."
"Rude?" The young man"s voice showed both astonishment and pain. "Was that rude? I didn"t know. I didn"t mean to be rude, G.o.d knows! Ah," he said sadly, "I do nothing but make mistakes. I hope you will forgive me."
He lifted his hand as if in appeal, and let it drop to his side; and in the action, as well as in the tone of his voice and his att.i.tude of contrition, there was something that reached me suddenly, with the touch of pathos.
"Never mind," I said. "I am only sorry that it was the truth."
"Thank you," he said, and turned humbly to Keredec.
"Ha, that is better!" shouted the great man, apparently relieved of a vast weight. "We shall go home now and eat a good dinner. But first--"
his silver-rimmed spectacles twinkled upon me, and he bent his Brobdingnagian back in a bow which against my will reminded me of the curtseys performed by Orloff"s dancing bears--"first let me speak some words for myself. My dear sir"--he addressed himself to me with grave formality--"do not suppose I have no realization that other excuses should be made to you. Believe me, they shall be. It is now that I see it is fortunate for us that you are our fellow-innsman at Les Trois Pigeons."
I was unable to resist the opportunity, and, affecting considerable surprise, interrupted him with the apparently guileless query:
"Why, how did you know that?"
Professor Keredec"s laughter rumbled again, growing deeper and louder till it reverberated in the woods and a hundred hale old trees laughed back at him.
"Ho, ho, ho!" he shouted. "But you shall not take me for a window-curtain spy! That is a fine reputation I give myself with you!
Ho, ho!"
Then, followed submissively by "that other monsieur," he strode into the path and went thundering forth through the forest.
CHAPTER VI
No doubt the most absurd thing I could have done after the departure of Professor Keredec and his singular friend would have been to settle myself before my canvas again with the intention of painting--and that is what I did. At least, I resumed my camp-stool and went through some of the motions habitually connected with the act of painting.
I remember that the first time in my juvenile reading I came upon the phrase, "seated in a brown study," I pictured my hero in a brown chair, beside a brown table, in a room hung with brown paper. Later, being enlightened, I was ambitious to display the figure myself, but the uses of ordinary correspondence allowed the occasion for it to remain unoffered. Let me not only seize upon the present opportunity but gild it, for the adventure of the afternoon left me in a study which was, at its mildest, a profound purple.
The confession has been made of my curiosity concerning my fellow-lodgers at Les Trois Pigeons; however, it had been comparatively a torpid growth; my meeting with them served to enlarge it so suddenly and to such proportions that I wonder it did not strangle me. In fine, I sat there brush-paddling my failure like an automaton, and saying over and over aloud, "What is wrong with him? What is wrong with him?"
This was the sillier inasmuch as the word "wrong" (bearing any significance of a darkened mind) had not the slightest application to "that other monsieur." There had been neither darkness nor dullness; his eyes, his expression, his manner, betrayed no hint of wildness; rather they bespoke a quick and amiable intelligence--the more amazing that he had shown himself ignorant of things a child of ten would know.
Amedee and his fellows of Les Trois Pigeons had judged wrongly of his nationality; his face was of the lean, right, American structure; but they had hit the relation between the two men: Keredec was the master and "that other monsieur" the scholar--a pupil studying boys" textbooks and receiving instruction in matters and manners that children are taught. And yet I could not believe him to be a simple case of arrested development. For the matter of that, I did not like to think of him as a "case" at all. There had been something about his bright youthfulness--perhaps it was his quick contrition for his rudeness, perhaps it was a certain wistful quality he had, perhaps it was his very "singularity"--which appealed as directly to my liking as it did urgently to my sympathy.
I came out of my vari-coloured study with a start, caused by the discovery that I had absent-mindedly squeezed upon my palette the entire contents of an expensive tube of cobalt violet, for which I had no present use; and sighing (for, of necessity, I am an economical man), I postponed both of my problems till another day, determined to efface the one with a palette knife and a rag soaked in turpentine, and to defer the other until I should know more of my fellow-lodgers at Madame Brossard"s.
The turpentine rag at least proved effective; I scoured away the last tokens of my failure with it, wishing that life were like the canvas and that men had knowledge of the right celestial turpentine. After that I cleaned my brushes, packed and shouldered my kit, and, with a final imprecation upon all sausage-sandwiches, took up my way once more to Les Trois Pigeons.
Presently I came upon an intersecting path where, on my previous excursions, I had always borne to the right; but this evening, thinking to discover a shorter cut, I went straight ahead. Striding along at a good gait and chanting sonorously, "On Linden when the sun was low," I left the rougher boscages of the forest behind me and emerged, just at sunset, upon an orderly fringe of woodland where the ground was neat and unenc.u.mbered, and the trimmed trees stood at polite distances, bowing slightly to one another with small, well-bred rustlings.
The light was somewhere between gold and pink when I came into this lady"s boudoir of a grove. "Isar flowing rapidly" ceased its tumult abruptly, and Linden saw no sterner sight that evening: my voice and my feet stopped simultaneously--for I stood upon Quesnay ground.
Before me stretched a short broad avenue of turf, leading to the chateau gates. These stood open, a gravelled driveway climbing thence by easy stages between kempt shrubberies to the crest of the hill, where the gray roof and red chimney-pots of the chateau were glimpsed among the tree-tops. The slope was terraced with strips of flower-gardens and intervals of sward; and against the green of a rising lawn I marked the figure of a woman, pausing to bend over some flowering bush. The figure was too slender to be mistaken for that of the present chatelaine of Quesnay: in Miss Elizabeth"s regal amplitude there was never any hint of fragility. The lady upon the slope, then, I concluded, must be Madame d"Armand, the inspiration of Amedee"s "Monsieur has much to live for!"
Once more this day I indorsed that worthy man"s opinion, for, though I was too far distant to see clearly, I knew that roses trimmed Madame d"Armand"s white hat, and that she had pa.s.sed me, no long time since, in the forest.
I took off my cap.
"I have the honour to salute you," I said aloud. "I make my apologies for misbehaving with sandwiches and camp-stools in your presence, Madame d"Armand."
Something in my own p.r.o.nunciation of her name struck me as reminiscent: save for the prefix, it had sounded like "Harman," as a Frenchman might p.r.o.nounce it.
Foreign names involve the French in terrible difficulties. Hughes, an English friend of mine, has lived in France some five-and-thirty years without reconciling himself to being known as "Monsieur Ig."
"Armand" might easily be Jean Ferret"s translation of "Harman." Had he and Amedee in their admiration conferred the prefix because they considered it a plausible accompaniment to the lady"s gentle bearing?
It was not impossible; it was, I concluded, very probable.
I had come far out of my way, so I retraced my steps to the intersection of the paths, and thence made for the inn by my accustomed route. The light failed under the roofing of foliage long before I was free of the woods, and I emerged upon the road to Les Trois Pigeons when twilight had turned to dusk.
Not far along the road from where I came into it, stood an old, brown, deep-thatched cottage--a branch of brushwood over the door prettily beckoning travellers to the knowledge that cider was here for the thirsty; and as I drew near I perceived that one availed himself of the invitation. A group stood about the open door, the lamp-light from within disclosing the head of the house filling a cup for the wayfarer; while honest Mere Baudry and two generations of younger Baudrys cl.u.s.tered to miss no word of the interchange of courtesies between Pere Baudry and his chance patron.
It afforded me some surprise to observe that the latter was a most mundane and elaborate wayfarer, indeed; a small young man very lightly made, like a jockey, and point-device in khaki, puttees, pongee cap, white-and-green stock, a knapsack on his back, and a bamboo stick under his arm; altogether equipped to such a high point of pedestrianism that a cynical person might have been reminded of loud calls for wine at some hostelry in the land of opera bouffe. He was speaking fluently, though with a detestable accent, in a rough-and-ready, pick-up dialect of Parisian slang, evidently under the pleasant delusion that he employed the French language, while Pere Baudry contributed his share of the conversation in a slow patois. As both men spoke at the same time and neither understood two consecutive words the other said, it struck me that the dialogue might prove unproductive of any highly important results this side of Michaelmas; therefore, discovering that the very pedestrian gentleman was making some sort of inquiry concerning Les Trois Pigeons, I came to a halt and proffered aid.
"Are you looking for Madame Brossard"s?" I asked in English.
The traveller uttered an exclamation and faced about with a jump, birdlike for quickness. He did not reply to my question with the same promptness; however, his deliberation denoted scrutiny, not sloth. He stood peering at me sharply until I repeated it. Even then he protracted his examination of me, a favour I was unable to return with any interest, owing to the circ.u.mstance of his back being toward the light. Nevertheless, I got a clear enough impression of his alert, well-poised little figure, and of a hatchety little face, and a pair of shrewd little eyes, which (I thought) held a fine little conceit of his whole little person. It was a type of fellow-countryman not altogether unknown about certain "American Bars" of Paris, and usually connected (more or less directly) with what is known to the people of France as "le Sport."
"Say," he responded in a voice of unpleasant nasality, finally deciding upon speech, "you"re "Nummeric"n, ain"t you?"
"Yes," I returned. "I thought I heard you inquiring for--"
"Well, m" friend, you can sting me!" he interrupted with condescending jocularity. "My style French does f"r them camels up in Paris all right. ME at Nice, Monte Carlo, Chantilly--bow to the p"fess"r; he"s RIGHT! But down here I don"t seem to be GUD enough f"r these sheep-dogs; anyway they bark different. I"m lukkin" fer a hotel called Les Trois Pigeons."
"I am going there," I said; "I will show you the way."
"Whur is"t?" he asked, not moving.
I pointed to the lights of the inn, flickering across the fields.
"Yonder--beyond the second turn of the road," I said, and, as he showed no signs of accompanying me, I added, "I am rather late."
"Oh, I ain"t goin" there t"night. It"s too dark t" see anything now,"
he remarked, to my astonishment. "Dives and the choo-choo back t"
little ole Trouville f"r mine! I on"y wanted to take a LUK at this pigeon-house joint."
"Do you mind my inquiring," I said, "what you expected to see at Les Trois Pigeons?"
"Why!" he exclaimed, as if astonished at the question, "I"m a tourist.
Makin" a pedestrun trip t" all the reg"ler sights." And, inspired to eloquence, he added, as an afterthought: "As it were."
"A tourist?" I echoed, with perfect incredulity.