The walk towards my tribe has not given me much bother than my travel towards Redwater Shrine. Since my plans had changed, there was really no need to impersonate the fool"s character as my own.Perhaps the only drawback that remained were the rotten emotions of love and kindness that was deeply rooted upon that luckless fellow whose soul i had just devoured several hours earlier.
Me and my two darling companions could have made it back at an hour at the most but before that, there was some must have learning to be had along the way.
So after a slight detour or two, it was the smell first that announced itself that i have truly arrived at my desired destination.
"HAHAHA!" a loud celebration of mirth affronted our senses after the last turn that we took. And true to my words, these animals smelled like they had never even known what water was in the first place.
"LOOK AT THAT b.i.t.c.h!"
"I COULD f.u.c.k HER ALL DAY AND NEVER GROW TIRED OF IT!"
"Boss, can you spare me a few rounds with her tonight also?"
"All in its time, Jose! All in its proper time."
"What is she carrying? Are those supplies or food of some kind?" a group of seven people blocked our path of retreat.
I did not wonder why they did not bar the front for i knew entirely that it was a den to which these band of murderers and thieves were well familiar with.
In their minds, we were nothing but trapped rats and knew only how to run and could never fight back. Well, i guess it was high time to reeducate these mongrels anew.
"Lady Sophia, these are the infamous Jade Knife Thieves!" and there was indeed a knife tattoo the color of bluish green on these men"s arms.
"BUNNY, KILL THEM QUICK! PLEASE!" a frightened sound resonated within the abundant green forests we were in. It was of course none other than my old friend, Harry.
To which, i replied instead to his disbelief.
"Why don"t you show the contents of what you bring, slave." i said unto the gorgeous and heavenly guise of my recently acquired c.u.n.t.
"Yes, Master Bunny!" the tall lady took one of the bags that burdened her and carelessly threw it on the dusty ground.
The sweet crashing of precious metals abounded but more than that, a glittering shine of lemon astounded my l.u.s.tful guests with greed.
"SWEET HOLY f.u.c.k!"
"ARE THOSE REAL GOLD?!"
"If the other bags in that woman"s hands are the same..."
"WE"RE RICH!"
"HAHAHA!" the stupidity of fools could never fail to amuse me even if i had seen it for incalculable times already in my long lengthy life.
There was always that thrill and an expectation of how this momentary jubilation would turn to dread and despair in the next.
"The fun"s over, children. Why don"t you kill slice your necks off to save me some time?" my humorous voice intruded on their impromptu back patting that had indeed put an abrupt halt to their festivity.
"A midget that has the c.o.c.k the size of my pinkie dare to talk trash at us?"
"HAHAHA!"
"We should cut that boy"s tiny worm and let him eat it before we kill him, boss?" a f.u.c.ker recommended.
"A good idea, don"t you think boss?" another f.u.c.ker agreed.
"Indeed. Give the boy a good beating first, then kill the old man next, but..."
"...leave the lovely lady unharmed. We don"t want to spoil our food before we could eat it, do we?" before the leader of the group ultimately decided.
"HAHAHA!"
"Okay, boss!" the sorry excuses of souls and flesh eventually stopped their loud ranting as they were now closing in on us.
Well, perhaps towards me alone because Harry had already hidden in Sophia"s heart shaped a.s.s. If it would not break propriety, then i reckoned that he would have long inserted his head up her juicy b.u.t.t.
It would have been possible for his diminutive size alone. Perhaps the same could also be said to mine. But alas, it was an exclusive boon that these rabid rapists of men and women could never realize today.
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"BOINK!" Six flashes of deadly projectiles zoomed in on the same number of targets.
"THUD!" and without much suspense, a shower of blood preluded a merciless decapitation of heads from their shoulders.
"AHHHHHHHHH!" from the six who fell, only one had the remaining faculty to afford this woeful sound. And just like that, i was akin to a masterful dealer of death rather than of cards.
"Try to run so that you can join your friend in a band of one legged men." i invited towards the leader of the group who has trouble believing what his eyes had offered him as truth.
I have no doubt that he would have bolted without the due threat from yours truly. I smiled warmly at the last man standing, inviting him to try his luck if he so chooses to do so.
"BANG!" hard knees scattered the scorched earth together with one man"s plea.
"Master Bunny! Please forgive this stupid man! It was not my intention to bring trouble to you today. It was these men and their blind eyes that dragged me out from my afternoon"s slumber.
They were the ones who decided to stalk you into this corner. Please let me live! I want to live more!" the leader recycled his comrades down the meat grinder, as simple as that.
"BOOM!" and three knocks on the leader"s forehead tinged the ground with more blood as he ferociously kowtowed before me.
"Hmmm... For every mistake, a consequence should always be present. Isn"t it so?" i said after i achieved what i envisioned in the first place. I particularly have deaf ears for lame excuses and such.
"Why don"t we start with some lessons in life..." i paused.
"...and also in death." i ended but my eyes has now attended the lovely beautiful woman in our midst and yes, to the once more sobbing cowardly old man behind her.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"MY LEG!"
"YOU KILLED THEM ALL!"
"I WILL f.u.c.kING EAT YOU ALIVE, YOU MONSTER!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" and all along, the music of one man"s suffering serenaded our ears in full as he tended to a leg that had once been a pair, not one.
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