Lyle stared at him, obviously wary.
"Maybe this is a bad idea," Jack said, only partially faking annoyance as he turned toward the door. "You"ve already wasted some of my time. Don"t see much point in letting you waste more."
"Wait," Lyle said. He hesitated again, then sighed. "Okay, but nothing you see here goes past these walls, agreed?"
"Consider me a priest. With Alzheimer"s."
This pulled a grin from Charlie, which he hid behind a cough. Even Lyle"s lips twisted a little.
"All right." He moved toward the door to the Channeling Room. "Take a look."
Jack stepped through ahead of the brothers and strode to the middle of the room. He could see that some of the statues had been damaged, and spotted a couple of gaps where mirrors had hung, but on the whole the room didn"t look so bad.
"You have to understand that we spent the whole afternoon cleaning up," Lyle said. "Every piece of gla.s.s in this room was shattered."
"A bazillion pieces," Charlie said.
"How? Shotgun?"
Lyle shook his head. "We haven"t figured that out yet."
"Mind if I take a look around?"
"Be our guest. You get any ideas, we"d love to hear them."
Jack wandered to the oak seance table. He bent and examined the thick legs and paw feet.
"That area fine," Charlie said. "You wanna check out the windows and mirrors that-"
"I"ll get to them."
He found the levers in one of the legs. He seated himself and worked them with his feet, tilting the table this way and that. He nodded his appreciation.
"Smooth."
He checked the chairs and found the tip of a steel rod in one leg of each.
"How"s this work? A little motor in the seat that pushes the rod down, right? Activate it with a remote and it tilts the sitter"s chair. Sweet. You guys design this stuff yourself?"
Charlie glanced at Lyle, who sighed again. "Charlie"s the mechanical guru."
Well, well, well, Jack thought. They"ve finally opened up. Let"s hope it"s smoother going from here on in.
"How do you handle vibrations from the motor?" he asked Charlie.
"Padding," he said. "Loads of it."
"Nice work," he said, giving him a sincere thumbs up. "Very nice."
Charlie"s grin told Jack he"d made a friend.
He moved to the windows, pulled the drapes aside. Every pane was broken, blown into the room, not out. But the old-fashioned wooden mullions that had held them in place remained untouched.
He went from one window to the next; whether facing front, side or rear, the story was the same.
How the h.e.l.l...?
He turned to the brothers and shrugged. "I"ve got no answer for you."
"You can"t help us?" Charlie said.
"Didn"t say that. Can"t tell you how this was done, but I can help see it doesn"t happen again."
"How?" Lyle said.
"Keep an eye on the place. I"m a one-man operation. I"ll put in some personal watch time outside when I can, and set up some motion-triggered cameras for when I can"t."
"Why not motion-triggered alarms?" Charlie said.
Lyle grunted. "How about motion-triggered machine guns?"
"Scaring them off isn"t as important as finding out who they are. Once we know that, I track them down, and then you tell them to lay off."
"Oh, that"ll work," Charlie said with a derisive snort. "Suppose they don"t wanna lay off?"
"Then I convince them."
"How?" Lyle asked.
"That"s my department. That"s why you"ll be paying me the big bucks. I can make life miserable for them. When I"m through they"ll wish they"d never messed with, or even heard heard of the Kenton brothers." of the Kenton brothers."
Charlie grinned. "I"m down with that."
Lyle frowned, then turned to Jack. "Let"s talk about these "big bucks" you mentioned."
8.
After they"d adjourned to the kitchen, where Lyle and Jack drank beers and Charlie sipped a Pepsi, Lyle tried to angle for a low-ball price, pleading financial straits after the major renovations to the old place, and now the repairs they"d need. Jack wasn"t buying, but he did allow for three payments instead of the usual two: he"d take half down, a quarter when he identified the culprits, and the final quarter when he got them to stop.
Lyle still held out, saying he and Charlie would have to discuss it, go over the books, blah-blah-blah before making a final decision. But Jack sensed the decision had been made. He was on.
d.a.m.n, it felt good to be working again.
"Let"s talk about possible bad guys," Jack said as Lyle handed him a fresh Heineken. "Could anyone local be behind this?"
Lyle shook his head. "There"s an old gypsy on Steinway who reads palms and such, and that"s about it. Astoria"s got a lot of Muslims, you know, and if you believe in Islam, you can"t believe in spiritualism."
Jack was thinking things must have been pretty tense around here after the World Trade disaster, but all that had gone down before the Kentons" arrival.
Which brought Jack to a question that had been niggling him since last night. "Then why Astoria?"
"Manhattan"s too expensive. All the real estate agents told me rents had dropped after the Trade Center attack, but even so, they were still too high for the amount of s.p.a.ce we need."
"For your eventual church."
From Charlie"s uneasy expression and the way he started fingering his wwjd pin, Jack figured he"d hit a sore spot.
"When do you figure you"ll get yours going?"
"Never, I hope," Charlie said, glaring at Lyle. "Because that"s the day I walk out."
"Let"s not get into that now, okay?"
Jack tried to break the sudden tension by gesturing at this house around them. "So you went out and found this place in the wilds of Queens."
"Yes. I wanted it because of its history. And because of its history, the price was right."
"All those murders in your brochure are for real?"
Charlie nodded. "Absolutely. This place got some evil history."
"Fine. But the real money"s either in Manhattan or in Na.s.sau County, and you"re in the great nowhere between. How do you get the money people to make the trip?"
Jack sensed a combination of pride and pleasure in Lyle"s grin.
"First off, it"s not such a trip. We"re handy to the Triboro Bridge, the Queens-Midtown Tunnel, the 59th Street Bridge, the BQE, and the LIE. But the main spur to get them coming here was by having someone tell them to stay away."
"Enlighten me," Jack said.
"My previous mediumship," Lyle said, leaning back, "was in a town-don"t ask which because I won"t say-that was also home to a fair-size population of Seventh Day Adventists."
"Who"ve got to believe that spiritualism is a sin."
"Worse. It"s the work of Satan, a direct link to the Horned One. They"d post signs around town warning people away, even went so far as to picket my storefront one Sunday. I was pretty scared and worried at first-"
"For about ten minutes," Charlie said.
"Right. Until I realized this could be the best thing that ever happened to me. I called the local papers and TV stations-at the time I wished they"d chosen a Sat.u.r.day for their protest, but Sat.u.r.day is their Sabbath-but the media showed up anyway and the result was amazing publicity. People started asking, "What is it about this Ifasen that has the Adventists so worked up? He must really be onto something." Let me tell you: business boomed boomed."
Jack nodded. "So, in a sense, you were banned in Boston. Works almost every time."
"Not Boston," Charlie said. "Dearborn." He looked at Lyle and found his brother glaring at him. "What?"
Jack leaned back, hiding a smile. So the Kenton brothers were from Michigan. In the psychic trade you tried to hide as much of your past as possible, especially if you were operating under a phony name. But also because lots of mediums had an arrest history-usually for other bunko scams-and a fair number had had careers as magicians and mentalists before discovering that, unless you were a superstar like Copperfield or Henning, conjuring tricks paid off far better in the seance room than in c.o.c.ktail lounges and at kids" birthday parties.
He wondered what the Kentons" histories might be.
"Okay that"s all fine for Dearborn," Jack said, "but I don"t remember any stories about Astoria Adventists acting up."
"Because there aren"t any," Lyle said, turning away from his brother, "or at least no group big enough to suit my needs. But I"d planned for that. Before leaving Dearborn"-another scathing look at Charlie-"I laid some groundwork by taking out an ad in the News-Herald News-Herald to announce my departure. I said I was leaving because the local Adventists had turned so many people against me that I could no longer continue my mediumship in such an atmosphere. I was beaten. They"d won. They wouldn"t have Ifasen to kick around anymore. Or words to that effect." to announce my departure. I said I was leaving because the local Adventists had turned so many people against me that I could no longer continue my mediumship in such an atmosphere. I was beaten. They"d won. They wouldn"t have Ifasen to kick around anymore. Or words to that effect."
"But I thought you said business was booming."
"It was. Especially 1999. Man, the six months leading up to the millennium had been incredibly good. Best ever." Lyle"s voice softened to a reminiscing tone. "I wish "99 could"ve gone on forever."
Jack knew a couple of grifters who"d told him the same thing. From palm reading to tarot to astrology and beyond, the millennium had proved an across-the-board bonanza for the hocus-pocus trade.
"But it was time to move on," Lyle said.
He rose and leaned against the counter. The more he talked, the more his detached Ifasen pose melted away. The guy probably had no one but Charlie to open up to, and he plainly longed to talk about this stuff. It came spilling out in a rush. Jack doubted he could have stopped him if he wanted to.
"So Charlie and I packed up our show and took it on the road. We bought this place ten months ago and spent most of our savings renovating it. Once we had things set up the way we wanted, I called up the Adventists who"d hara.s.sed me before. I told them-using another name, of course-that I was a fellow Adventist who wanted to let them know that the devil Ifasen they"d driven out of Dearborn had resettled in my neighborhood and was starting up his evil schemes to threaten the unwary souls of Astoria. They"d closed him down before. Couldn"t they do it again?"
"Don"t tell me they bussed in a crew of protesters?"
"That would have been okay, but I had a better idea. I"d already started advertising in the Village Voice Village Voice and the and the Observer Observer. I sent the Adventists copies of my ads and suggested they take out s.p.a.ce on the same pages to tell folks G.o.d"s truth."
"You didn"t need the Adventists for that," Jack said. "You could have run your own counter ads."
"I could have. But I wanted them to be legit if the papers ever checked them out. Plus, those big display ads aren"t cheap. I figured if I could get someone else to foot most of the bill, why not?"
"And did they go for it?"
"All the way. I sent them a hundred-dollar money order to get the ball rolling and they took off from there. Big weekly ads for a month."
Jack laughed. "I love it!"
Lyle grinned, the first real break in his studied cool, and it made him look like a kid. Jack found he liked the guy behind the mask.
"Serves them right," Lyle said, his smile fading. "Tried to ruin my game because it interfered with theirs."
"Difference is," Charlie said, frowning, "that they believe in what they"re doing. You don"t."
"Still a game," Lyle said, his mouth twisting as if tasting something bitter. "Just because we know it"s a game and they don"t doesn"t change things. A game"s a game. End of the day we both deliver the same bill of goods."
Tight, tense silence descended as neither of the brothers would look at each other.
"Speaking of delivering," Jack said, "I gather the ads served their purpose?"
"Oh, yeah," Lyle said. "The phone rang off the hook. The ones who made that first trip out here have mostly all come back. And they"ve been bringing others with them when they do."