As we watched the sun slip away, something broke in our cla.s.s. Out of the corner of my right eye, I saw men running running for the bell. First two men ran, and then two more, and then another. The instructors had carried the bell out with us to the beach. To quit, you rang the bell three times. I could hear it ringing: for the bell. First two men ran, and then two more, and then another. The instructors had carried the bell out with us to the beach. To quit, you rang the bell three times. I could hear it ringing: Ding, ding, ding.
Ding, ding, ding.
Ding, ding, ding.
A pack of men quit together. Weeks earlier, we had started our indoctrination phase with over 220 students. Only 21 originals from Cla.s.s 237 would ultimately graduate with our cla.s.s. I believe that we had more men quit at that moment than at any other time in all of BUD/S training.
Who would have thought that after having to swim fifty meters underwater, endure drown-proofing and surf torture and the obstacle course and four-mile runs in the sand and two-mile swims in the ocean and log PT and countless sit-ups and flutter kicks and pushups and hours in the cold and the sand, that the hardest thing to do in all of BUD/S training would be to stand on the beach and watch the sun set?
Each man quits for his own reasons, and it might be foolish to even attempt any general explanation. But if men were willing to train for months before ever joining the Navy, and then they were willing to enlist in the United States Navy and spend months in a boot camp and months in specialized training before they came to BUD/S, and if they were willing to subject themselves to the test of BUD/S and endure all of the pain and cold and trial that they had already endured up to this point, then it seems reasonable to ask, why did they quit now?
They quit, I believe, because they allowed their fear to overwhelm them. As the sun went down, and the thoughts of what was to come grew stronger and stronger, they focused on all of the pain that they thought they might have to endure and how difficult it might might be. They were standing on the beach, perfectly at ease, reasonably warm, but they thought that they might be very cold and very pained and they thought that they might not be able to make it. Their fear built and built and built. The mind looked for a release, and the men who quit found their release in the bell. be. They were standing on the beach, perfectly at ease, reasonably warm, but they thought that they might be very cold and very pained and they thought that they might not be able to make it. Their fear built and built and built. The mind looked for a release, and the men who quit found their release in the bell.
Others found their release in the self-detachment of humor.
"You think all this sand on my face is a good exfoliate?"
"Yeah, you"re lookin" pretty GQ GQ smooth." smooth."
"They call this look h.e.l.l Week Chic. I don"t know what they call the way I smell."
"You know, my girlfriend actually goes to a spa to pay for s.h.i.t like this, where they scrub you down with sand and stuff."
"Yeah, this is like a spa, but we"re getting paid to be here. Can you believe this? Awesome f.u.c.king deal."
"I want to get a job at one of those spas."
Others simply didn"t let fear come to rest in their minds. They"d learned to recognize the feelings and they"d think, Welcome back, fear. Sorry I don"t have time to spend with you right now, Welcome back, fear. Sorry I don"t have time to spend with you right now, and they"d concentrate on the job of helping their teammates. and they"d concentrate on the job of helping their teammates.
"How"s your foot?"
"Fine."
"Good. Keep an eye on it. Tonight"s gonna be a good night for us. Dinner should be pretty soon."
Still others just focused on the moment. What a pretty sunset. This is all I have to do to make it through h.e.l.l Week right now? Stand on the beach. This is great.
One of my favorite guys in my crew was Eddie Franklin, former Marine, who had a very low tolerance for BS and a wicked sense of humor. Eddie would always joke about quitting. "I"m quitting today for sure. Right after the run. Then I"m gonna go up to Pacific Beach and surf and hang out and eat tacos." We"d finish the run and Eddie would say, "Hey, anybody want to quit with me after breakfast? I gotta eat, but then I"m gonna quit." We"d finish breakfast, and Eddie would say, "PT, I love PT, I"m gonna quit after PT." After PT, "I"m gonna quit right after lunch. But they"ve got burgers today, and I"m crazy for those Navy chow hall burgers." And so he could go on-sometimes to the annoyance of others who were truly thinking about quitting-but in Eddie"s humor there was wisdom. I can quit later if I have to, but this, whatever this is that I have to do-hold this log over my head, or sit in the freezing surf, or run down the beach with the boat bouncing on my head-I can do this for at least ten more seconds, and that"s really all I have to do.
Finally the bell stopped ringing and the sun slid beneath the ocean and the night was upon us. We formed into boat crews and started running again. The steel piers were located on the San Diego Bay side of the Naval Compound. The water was calm and cold and dark and we jumped in wearing boots and cammies. We all spread out and began to tread water.
After the cold grabbed hold of our bones, the instructors yelled, "Now take off your T-shirts and blouses." Treading, we took off our T-shirts and camouflage tops and threw them onto the steel piers. "Boots!" We struggled in the cold water as we treaded and we untied our boots, teeth chattering and hands shaking, and we threw our boots onto the piers. "Out of the water!" We climbed up on the quay wall, and we stood on the concrete on feet numb with cold. "Pushups!" We felt our blood begin to flow again. "Get down to the piers!" We stood on the piers. The instructors were oddly silent, and we all heard our teeth chattering. Then a voice came over the bullhorn. "Some of you might be here because you thought that being a SEAL was cool, or glamorous. You thought that you could be tough, Hollywood. You should know right now that this this is what being a SEAL is about. A whole lot of misery. You can leave here and go on to serve your country in a lot of other ways. You don"t all need to be SEALs." is what being a SEAL is about. A whole lot of misery. You can leave here and go on to serve your country in a lot of other ways. You don"t all need to be SEALs."
We stood on the steel piers. "Enter the water," and we all jumped into the black cold water again. We treaded water with our teeth chattering and our hands and feet numb.
I knew that men had survived h.e.l.l Week ever since John F. Kennedy signed the Presidential Order on January 8, 1962, commissioning the first SEAL teams.6 Kennedy was a major proponent of special operations. His "flexible response" defense strategy rejected the idea that the U.S. should rely only on nuclear weapons to respond to Soviet challenges. The U.S. could not order a nuclear strike if the Soviets were funding a Communist regime in Africa, supporting rebels in South America, or sending military advisors to Southeast Asia. President Kennedy believed that we had to be able to respond Kennedy was a major proponent of special operations. His "flexible response" defense strategy rejected the idea that the U.S. should rely only on nuclear weapons to respond to Soviet challenges. The U.S. could not order a nuclear strike if the Soviets were funding a Communist regime in Africa, supporting rebels in South America, or sending military advisors to Southeast Asia. President Kennedy believed that we had to be able to respond flexibly, flexibly, and that meant having a variety of tools of national power, including special operations teams that could conduct a wide range of clandestine operations. One of these special operations forces was the Sea, Air, and Land commando teams of the U.S. Navy, or Navy SEALs. Men had been doing this for over forty years. Now it was my turn. and that meant having a variety of tools of national power, including special operations teams that could conduct a wide range of clandestine operations. One of these special operations forces was the Sea, Air, and Land commando teams of the U.S. Navy, or Navy SEALs. Men had been doing this for over forty years. Now it was my turn.
SEALs are frequently misunderstood as America"s deadliest commando force. It"s true that SEALs are capable of great violence, but that"s not what makes SEALs truly special. Given two weeks of training and a bunch of rifles, any reasonably fit group of sixteen athletes (the size of a SEAL platoon) can be trained to do harm. What makes SEALs special is that we can be thoughtful, disciplined, and proportional in our use of force. Years later, in Iraq, I"d see a group of Rangers blow through a door behind which they believed there was an al Qaeda terrorist, take aim at the terrorist, a.s.sess that he was unarmed, and then fight him to the ground and cuff his hands behind his back. They did this while other Rangers, at the very same time, in the very same room, positioned themselves over a sleeping Iraqi infant girl to protect her and then gently picked her up and carried her to an Iraqi woman in another part of the house. As Earl used to say, "Any fool can be violent." Warriors are warriors not because of their strength, but because of their ability to apply strength to good purpose.
The night went on. One evolution, "Lyons lope," consisted of a series of cold runs and swims in the bay. Then we ran over to the combat training tank. As we ran the instructors reminded us that a man had died in the pool just a few cla.s.ses ago. "Anybody want to quit now?"
At the pool we started with a few games. The instructors told trainees to dive off the one-meter platform. Guys that performed awesome belly flops or dives were given a few minutes to rest in the warm locker room. Weak performers were sent to "decon," where they stood under a collection of high-pressure hoses that shot cold water down on them.
We broke into teams and did caterpillar races across the pool. After the races, the instructors sent a crew out to grab several of the boats. We threw the boats into the pool and the instructors told us to climb in. As we sat floating in our boats in the pool, an instructor held up a bag of McDonald"s hamburgers, saying, "King of the Hill. If you get thrown out of your boat, swim to the side of the pool; you"re out. Last man standing wins his crew a bag of burgers. Ready. Begin."
The dozens of us that remained in the cla.s.s started wrestling in the boats. Everything started friendly. We were a cla.s.s, a team, and while we"d wrestle each other for the burgers, we weren"t going to hurt one another or exhaust each other. But as men were thrown out of the boats, the battle intensified. The boats could barely bear the weight of all the men fighting. I was wrestling when I heard, "Franklin!" then, "Franklin!" then ten seconds later, "Franklin, help me!"
I glanced over my right shoulder and saw Greg Hall"s face underwater, his eyes wide open. Greg was a Division I collegiate football player and one of the strongest men in our cla.s.s. In the melee-probably because he had taken on four guys on his own-Greg had been forced to the bottom of our boat, and now there were five or six men fighting on top of him, oblivious to his position. The boat had taken on water, and Greg was pinned to the bottom. As the fighters fought, the weight in the boat shifted back and forth, allowing Greg to grab a quick breath and yell before again being pushed back under. Franklin had been fighting beside him, but in the commotion he didn"t hear Greg.
I grabbed Greg by the shirt just under his chin and yanked to pull him up, but both his arms were pinned down; two men were on his chest and another two were on his legs. I couldn"t move him. I erupted. "Get the f.u.c.k off! Get the f.u.c.k off!" I grabbed a man and shoved him into the water. I punched another in the ribs who had his back turned to me and then kicked him into the pool.
I think it"s fair to say that I had a reputation for calm. Raines used to say, "Mr. G"s cooler than the other side o" the pillow. That man"s cooler than a fan." So when the guys saw me explode like that, many of them backed away or dove into the pool-not because they feared me, but because it was obvious to them that something had gone very wrong.
I pulled Greg Hall up and he coughed the water out of his lungs. We were the last two men in the boat.
"Mr. Greitens, get the f.u.c.k over here. Get over here right now!"
I jumped out of the boat and swam to the instructor at the side of the pool. As I pulled myself out of the pool, the instructor grabbed me by my camouflage shirt and threw me against the wall. "What the h.e.l.l is a matter with you? What are you doing!" I started to speak, but the instructor yanked me toward him and then slammed me against the wall again.
From poolside, it looked like I"d gone crazy for burgers and started attacking my men. I explained that Hall had been trapped at the bottom of the boat. They called Greg Hall over, and he confirmed what had happened. "All right, you two, go eat a f.u.c.kin" hamburger. But just one. You don"t get the whole bag."
The rest of that night is a blur. We ran around the base with the boats on our heads. We got wet and sandy. We did whistle drills and jumped up and dropped and crawled and jumped up again and crawled again through the sand. When we next ran through medical I saw that Raines had been pulled aside. He was sitting on an examination table. We were too far away from each other to talk, but I raised both hands and mouthed, "What?" and Raines lifted his left leg. He formed his two hands like he was holding a camera, and snapped his index finger down as if he were taking a picture. They were taking him for an x-ray. I"d noticed Raines limping, but I figured that he"d fight through it. That was the last time I ever saw Raines.
The ma.s.s of quitting happened Monday night, but as the sun rose on Tuesday we continued to lose men to injury, and we still had others who quit. After h.e.l.l Week, I"d come to know many men who had attempted BUD/S and failed, and without exception they fell into one of two categories. First were the men who"d come to terms with it. They would talk about their BUD/S experience, maybe laugh a bit about it, and then they"d say, "But it just wasn"t for me. I respect those guys and I had a good time, but it wasn"t the right way for me to serve." Then there were the tortured men. They spoke in half sentences and backslaps, still wanting, years later, to pretend that they had made it. "I made it, but the instructors didn"t like me and forced me to quit." Or, "I would have made it, but my girlfriend started college and moved away while I was in BUD/S, so I had to follow her." I always felt with them as if I were talking with men who had fragile balloons inflated in their chests. They twisted and turned in conversation to keep the balloons from popping. The men who told the truth were able to move forward. Those who lied to themselves dragged their BUD/S experience with them like an anchor through the rest of their lives.
Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday were also a blur. Days on end. More cold. More running. Endless surf torture. One night we dug a pit in the sand with our oars and were allowed to rest for fifteen minutes at the bottom of the pit. We then built a fire, and in an insane game, the instructors had us run circles around the fire until we were warm, then made us run down to the ocean and jump in, after which we ran back to the sandpit. Imagine a hot tub near the snow-jumping in the snow is fun once, perhaps, but they beat us with exercises as we ran back and forth over and over and over and over and over again.
As our mental faculties grew foggy, the instructors chased us through the night with a bullhorn, which played an incessant laugh track. We paddled our boats north, then south. We ran to chow and we ate and we ran through medical and got soaked.
My hardest moment came at what should have been the easiest. Our crews were gathered at the dip bars (parallel bars where we did exercises to build our triceps). A man from each crew competed, and the winning team was allowed to run to the general-purpose tents on the beach for a rest. It was Wednesday. We"d been up for three nights straight. We were so tired that men fell asleep standing up.
Sleep-I thought-would be immediate and blissful. I ran into the tent with my crew. Already men were asleep around us. I lay back hoping to pa.s.s out instantly, but I found that I was very awake. I shut my eyes and took in a long breath through my nose. That That should put me out. should put me out.
Nope. My left foot had been wrapped on my last trip through medical and with each pump of my heart I could feel the blood pulse in my foot as if it were wrapped in a tourniquet. I sat up. Everyone else was asleep. I took off my boot and unwrapped my foot and threw the bandage to the ground. I put my boot back on and laced it up. (We knew that if we slept with our boots off, our feet would swell so badly we"d never get them back on.) I lay back on the cot. There was an open flap in the ceiling of the tent and the sun was at an angle such that it cut a beam of sunlight that landed right on my chest and face. After a week of freezing, the tent packed with bodies was now oppressively hot. I sat up again. I tried to move my cot, but I was wedged between two men who were dead asleep. I was stuck.
And p.i.s.sed. This wasn"t fair. The Brown Shirts had bandaged my foot badly. I had the worst cot. Everyone else was asleep. What if I can"t sleep? Will I be able to make it? My mind started to run in circles of fear. I stood up and walked out of the tent. Two of the Brown Shirts saw me.
"You all right, sir?"
"Yeah, I"m fine."
But I wasn"t. The week, though punishing, had been going well, but I needed this sleep and I couldn"t get it. Would they let me sleep later? No. What a stupid question. What was I going to do, ask for a nap? How could I sleep? Should I go somewhere else? No, I had to sleep in the tent. What if I can"t sleep?
I walked over to a faucet mounted on a wall at about shoulder height. The last thing I would have thought I wanted was to be wet again, but I twisted the faucet with a sandy, swollen hand. Water poured out and I stuck my head in. I let the water wash over my head. It cooled me, and I stood up. I took in a deep breath. If I can deal with everything else, I can deal with this. I"m going to be fine. If I can deal with everything else, I can deal with this. I"m going to be fine. Then for a moment as I stepped back to the tent on swollen legs I had an overwhelming feeling of compa.s.sionate thankfulness. So many men had quit, so many men had been injured. I had thought about this particular test on a hundred nights, and now here I was in h.e.l.l Week. I was halfway through now, and at this very moment I had been granted an opportunity that almost no one ever received. I had a moment of absolute calm, completely to myself. I was able to stand in the middle of a week of trial alone on the beach to enjoy everything that I had been granted. "Thank you, G.o.d," I said, and I walked back into the tent and fell asleep. Then for a moment as I stepped back to the tent on swollen legs I had an overwhelming feeling of compa.s.sionate thankfulness. So many men had quit, so many men had been injured. I had thought about this particular test on a hundred nights, and now here I was in h.e.l.l Week. I was halfway through now, and at this very moment I had been granted an opportunity that almost no one ever received. I had a moment of absolute calm, completely to myself. I was able to stand in the middle of a week of trial alone on the beach to enjoy everything that I had been granted. "Thank you, G.o.d," I said, and I walked back into the tent and fell asleep.
We woke to chaos. I believe that they were firing blanks again, or it could have just been screaming and bullhorns, but it was an immediate and shocking awakening. We stumbled into the sun, and they made us run for the surf. Most of the men in the cla.s.s were still half-asleep and stumbling and tight and pained. When we were shoulder-deep in water they told us to run south. We ran an awkward floating pace in the ocean, making little progress. They were getting us cold again. I looked back, and the faces of the men in my cla.s.s wore expressions of pain. I can"t remember if I started to sing a song or yell for our cla.s.s or shout defiance at the instructors, but I remember booming at the top of my lungs, and the cla.s.s joining me in an outburst of some kind. The att.i.tude of the cla.s.s turned-as if we all decided to stand up at once after being knocked down-and soon we were shouting with joy. That was the moment of my greatest personal victory over h.e.l.l Week. I had at least two full days more to go, and the possibility of injury still hovered over us, but I knew that I"d lived through the worst of it.
When I reflect back on it now, I realize that my hardest moment was also the only moment in all of h.e.l.l Week when I was alone, focused on my own pain. It was the only moment when I began to think that things were unfair, when I started to feel sorry for myself.
h.e.l.l Week continued. Through a fog, I recall running with the boat on our heads and IBS races and games in the pool and running back and forth to the chow hall. The intensity was unrelenting. "Prepare to up boat. Up boat," and we stood at extended-arm carry until our arms shook. "Let"s go," the instructors yelled, and we walked down the beach, and walked, and walked, the boat bouncing on our heads for miles until we felt that we could not take one more step. We did runs over the sand berm until men in the crew-powerful runners-had to crawl on hands and knees.
And this was one of the great lessons of h.e.l.l Week. We learned that after almost eighty hours of constant physical pain and cold and torture and almost no sleep, when we felt that we could barely even stand, when we thought that we lacked even the strength to bend over and tie our boots, we could in fact pick up a forty-pound rucksack and run with it through the night.
After several days without sleep, our mental faculties deteriorating rapidly, the instructors began to toy with us. After a medical check we ran out onto the beach and played a game of Simon Says.
"Simon says lift your right leg. Simon says lift your left leg. Simon says lift your right leg. Now your left leg." The instructor shook his head in disappointment. "This is very simple, gentlemen. I give the instructions, and you listen and follow orders. Children can do this. Did I say "Simon says"? No, I did not, so all of you goofb.a.l.l.s standing there who had your left legs raised, go hit the surf."
We were all standing now on both legs, each of us wondering if the instructor had seen us us with our left legs raised. "OK, you guys want to play games? You don"t want to have an honest game of Simon Says? OK, I see how it is. Why don"t you all go get wet and sandy." with our left legs raised. "OK, you guys want to play games? You don"t want to have an honest game of Simon Says? OK, I see how it is. Why don"t you all go get wet and sandy."
We trudged down to the beach, jumped into the water, jogged out, flopped around on the sand, and then lined up for more Simon Says.
We did the Hokey Pokey. On the fourth day of h.e.l.l Week, we limp-ran to the beach and our instructors yelled, "Put your left leg in, put your left leg out, put your left leg in, and you shake it all about."
A few guys were less than enthusiastic about the Pokey, and this gave rise to one of the most ludicrous threats I have ever heard: "You guys better shape the h.e.l.l up and get serious about this Hokey Pokey!"
I chuckled to myself. Next thing I knew, in my delirium, I couldn"t control myself and I started laughing hard. I crossed my left arm over my face to m.u.f.fle the laughter.
"You think this is funny, Mr. Greitens?"
I tried to steady myself, and I wanted to say hooyah or no, but when I took my arm from my face, I said, "Yes, Instructor."
I thought that he"d send me into the surf, and I was worried for a moment that he"d make the whole cla.s.s pay for my laughter, but instead he said, "Well if you think this is so d.a.m.n funny, why don"t you get up here?!" I ran to the front of the cla.s.s.
"Now, Mr. Greitens. You went to Oxford right, and you were a Rhodes scholar?"
"Hooyah."
"Then you should be pretty d.a.m.n smart, right?"
I felt like I was being set up, but I didn"t know what to do. "Hooyah?"
"Well, then I want to see the best d.a.m.n Hokey Pokey I"ve ever seen, you got it?"
"Hooyah!"
"OK, guys, you put your left elbow in, you put your left elbow out, you put your left elbow in, and you shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around," and then-overcome with the joyful absurdity of the moment-I yelled, "AND THAT"S WHAT IT"S ALL ABOUT!"
I led the cla.s.s through right elbow in, right elbow out, left foot in, left foot out, and we all began to shout at the end of each turn, "AND THAT"S WHAT IT"S ALL ABOUT!"
When I"d finished, the instructor turned to me. "Mr. Greitens, that was the best d.a.m.n h.e.l.l Week Hokey Pokey I"ve ever seen. You guys all get five minutes" rest."
We sat down next to our boats. We were too tired to joke now, almost too tired to breathe deeply, but as the guys in my crew leaned against the side of our boat and fell immediately asleep, I sat in the sand, very proud of myself. I was not the fastest runner, not the fastest swimmer, not the fastest man on the obstacle course, but at least for the moment, I was the world"s greatest living Hokey Pokey Warrior.
We learned that we could hallucinate and still function. We learned that we could take turns pa.s.sing out and still function. And we learned that we could fight off mind games.
The games continued. Was it Thursday afternoon? I ran out onto the beach and was greeted by Darren Harrison, then a member of my boat crew. "Mr. G, Mr. G, get over here." I ran over to him. He put his hand on my shoulder and leaned in as if he were going to share with me a very important secret. "Franklin has a lock." And then he turned and pointed down the beach.
"What?"
"Franklin has a lock."
Harrison was tottering in front of me, his mind gone now that he"d been awake for a fifth straight day. "Darren," I said, "what are we supposed to do?"
"Franklin has a lock, and he"s down there."
Harrison"s mind was fried. Franklin had been given a closed padlock, told the combination, and sent some hundred yards down the beach. The rest of our crew was instructed to spread out on the beach in intervals of about fifteen to twenty yards. The race was set up so that Franklin would crawl through the sand to the next man in our crew, hand him the lock, and tell him the combination. The next man had to memorize the combination, crawl through the sand fifteen yards, then hand off the lock and relay the combination, and so it would go until the last man in the crew got the lock, turned and crawled for the finish line, and then-in order to win-had to open the lock. By the time the lock got to me, my guy handed me the lock and said, "Go, Mr. G, go!"
"What"s the combination?"
He stared at me. "I don"t know, but we have to win, Mr. G! Go!"
"We need the combination to win."
"Oh. Well, just make something up."
I turned and crawled. Harrison was an incredible runner, an incredible swimmer, an incredible athlete. At the moment of the padlock game, he probably still could have picked up Greg Hall in a fireman"s carry and run him two hundred yards down the beach. Harrison had also started to lose his mind. We had other guys in the crew who were limping so badly that at full speed they might have been able to run no more than a ten-minute mile. Those same guys, however-some of them-remained mentally sharp.
When doing surveillance, SEALs would often have to remain in position for days, watching, observing, reporting. BUD/S tested us in this way as well. The instructors summoned a representative from each boat crew and gathered them around a wooden board covered with a cloth. They pulled the cloth back and we saw seven objects: toothbrush, CO2 tube, penny, safety pin, piece of gum, watch, 550 cord (a type of string). They gave us thirty seconds to observe before covering the board and sending us back to our crews to write down what we had seen. After five days without sleep, most of the trainees" memories were impaired: "Penny, and a piece of gum, and, and, and maybe a watch?" But other guys would come back, "Penny, safety pin, watch, CO tube, penny, safety pin, piece of gum, watch, 550 cord (a type of string). They gave us thirty seconds to observe before covering the board and sending us back to our crews to write down what we had seen. After five days without sleep, most of the trainees" memories were impaired: "Penny, and a piece of gum, and, and, and maybe a watch?" But other guys would come back, "Penny, safety pin, watch, CO2 tube, toothbrush, did I say watch? Oh, a piece of gum..." They were incredibly sharp after five days without sleep. tube, toothbrush, did I say watch? Oh, a piece of gum..." They were incredibly sharp after five days without sleep.
On Thursday night, we ran to our boats, rowed out past the surf zone, and began the around-the-world paddle. Coronado is a peninsula, connected to Imperial Beach by a thin sliver of land. In the around-the-world paddle we rowed all the way around Coronado. The beginning of our paddle was glorious. We stroked with a fresh shot of adrenaline because we knew this was the last night of h.e.l.l Week.
We paddled to different stations around the island to check in with the instructor staff. We paddled hard, but our boat was leaking air and the extra drag through the water slowed us. We checked in to each station near the back of the pack of boats. As we approached the instructors, we heard, "OK, you guys, you don"t want to put out, go ahead and chilly dip," and we had to jump out of the boat and into the cold bay.
Martin fell asleep as he paddled, and he half-fell out of the boat and crashed into the cold bay. Another man and I grabbed him by his lifejacket and hauled him back in. As the boat crew leader, my job was to steer. I used my oar as a rudder, and I remember my guys turning back to me-"Mr. G!"-and waking me up because I"d fallen asleep and turned us off course.
I remember the lights of San Diego swirling as I fought to stay awake. The crew kept at it. None of us could have made it around the island alone, but working together through bouts of consciousness and sleep, we managed to keep moving forward as a team. As we paddled, some of the chatter had become nonsensical.
"Mr. G, it"s you, did you see? Did you call those guys?"
"What?"
"The lights of the green and the red sabers, see how they"re attacking and b.u.mping each other?"
"What?"
"Oh my G.o.d, it"s like a squirrel there and he had the water in him!"
"Martin, wake up!"
He didn"t wake, but Franklin started to chuckle as Martin chattered. "d.a.m.n, it"s over, those cans and the MRE rolls, I mean the Tootsie Rolls, because I have one here, you want one? I had one, I can ask for another one, it"s OK, really, it"s all good, Mr. G, you just keep us going straight, I"ve got to pee, but it can be warm, and the sabers are here now anyway."
We finished the paddle that night. I walked out of chow on Friday morning and thought, We made it, last day. We made it, last day.
The instructors played with us: "Prepare to up boat. Up boat. OK, let"s begin walking, gentlemen. Tomorrow"ll be your last day of h.e.l.l Week, just one more night to go."
My guys asked me under the boat, "Mr. G, it"s Friday, right? It"s the last day, right?"
"Yeah, yeah, it"s Friday, I"m sure." I yelled over to my friend and fellow officer Mike Fitzhugh. "Mike, it is Friday, right?"