"For the viv-viv-vivinesectionining."
"Vivinesectionining! What on earth--Oh!" Light broke in upon him. "Who told you I was?"
"Mr. Ellis," said Angelica.
"No, he didn"t tell us you were exactly," Diavolo explained with conscientious accuracy. "He asked papa if it was true that you were going to this afternoon?"
"And what were _you_ doing?" Dr. Galbraith asked astutely.
"We were in the drawing room," Angelica answered, "trying to find out from a lady why she tied herself up so tight in the middle."
"And so you came off here to see?"
"Yes," said Diavolo. "We wanted to catch you at it."
"You little brute, misbegotten by the--" Dr. Galbraith began, but Diavolo interrupted him.
"_Sir!_" he exclaimed, drawing himself up with an expression of as much indignation as could be got into his small patrician features. "If you do not instantly withdraw that calumny, I shall have to fight you on my mother"s behalf, and I shall consider it my duty to inform her of the insinuation which is the cause of offence."
"I apologize," said Dr. Galbraith, taking off his hat and bowing low. "I a.s.sure you the expression was used as a mere _facon de parler_."
"I accept your explanation, sir," said Diavolo, returning the salute. "But I caution you to be careful for the future. What is a _facon de parler_, Angelica?" he whispered as he put his hat on.
"Oh, just a way of saying it," she answered. "I wish you wouldn"t talk so much. Men are always cackling by the hour all about nothing. If people come to see me when _I_ have a house of my own, I shall not forget the rites of hospitality."
The doctor put up his pruning knife. There was a twinkle in his gray eyes.
"If you will do me the favour to come this way," he said, "my slaves will prepare a small collation on the instant."
"Oh, yes," said Diavolo. "Arabian Nights, you know! You must have fresh fruits and dried fruits, choice wines, cakes, sweets, and nuts."
"It shall be done as my lord commands," said the doctor.
That same evening, when he took the children home, Dr. Galbraith found Lady Adeline alone. She was a plain woman, but well-bred in appearance; and tender thoughts had carved a sweet expression on her face.
Next to her brother Dawne, Dawne"s most intimate friend, Dr. Galbraith, was the man in the world upon whom she placed the greatest reliance.
"I have brought back the children," he said.
"Ah. then they _have_ been with you!" she answered in a tone of relief. "We hoped they were."
"Oh, yes," he said smiling. "They showed me exactly what the difficulty here had been, and I have been endeavouring to win back their esteem, for they made it appear plainly that they despised me when they found me peacefully pruning rose trees instead of dismembering live rabbits, as Mr.
Ellis had apparently led them to expect."
"They told you, then?"
"Oh, exactly, I am sure--about the lady tied too tight in the middle, and everything."
"They are terrible, George, those children," Lady Adeline declared. "My whole life is one ache of anxiety on their account. I am always in doubt as to whether their unnatural acuteness portends vice or is promising; and whether we are doing all that ought to be done for them."
"I am sure they are in very good hands now," he answered cheerfully. "Mr.
Ellis is an exceedingly good fellow; they like him too, and I don"t think anybody could manage them better."
"No;" said Lady Adeline: "but that only means that no one can manage them at all. They are everywhere. They know everything. They have already mastered every fact in natural history that can be learnt upon the estate; and they will do almost anything, and are so unscrupulous that I fear sometimes they are going to take after some criminal ancestor there may have been in the family, although I never heard of one, and go to the bad altogether. Now, what is to be done with such children? I hardly dare allow myself to hope that they have good qualities enough to save them, and yet--and yet they are lovable," she added, looking at him wistfully.
"Most lovable, and I am sure you need not disturb yourself seriously," he answered with confidence. "The children have vivid imaginations and incomparable courage; and their love of mischief comes from exuberance of spirits only, I am sure. When Angelica"s womanly instincts develop, and she has seen something of the serious side of life--been made to _feel_ it, I mean--she will become a very different person, or I am much mistaken. Her character promises to be as fine, when it is formed, as it will certainly be unusual. And as for Diavolo--well, I have seen no sign of any positive vice in either of them."
"You comfort me," said Lady Adeline. "How did you entertain them?"
"Oh, we had great fun!" he replied, laughing. "We had an impromptu Arabian Night"s entertainment with all the men and women about the place disguised as slaves; and they all entered into the spirit of the thing heartily. I a.s.sure you, I never enjoyed anything more in my life. But I must go. I am on my way to town to-night to read a paper to-morrow morning upon a most interesting case of r.e.t.a.r.ded brain development, which I have been studying for the last year. If I am right in my conclusions, we are upon the high road to some extraordinary and most valuable discoveries."
"Now, that is a singular man," Lady Adeline remarked to Mr. Ellis afterward. She had been telling the tutor about the success of his stratagem. "He spent valuable hours to-day playing with my children, and he says he never enjoyed anything so much in his life, and I quite believe him; and to-morrow he will probably astonish the scientific world with a discovery of the last importance."
"I call him a human being, perfectly possessed of all his faculties," Mr.
Ellis answered.
The twins worked well by fits and starts; but when they did not chose to be diligent, they considerately gave their tutor a holiday. The last threat of a thrashing for Diavolo happened to be on the first of these occasions.
"It looks a good morning for fishing" he remarked casually to Angelica, just after they had settled down to lessons.
"Yes, it does," she answered.
There was a momentary pause, and then away went their books, and they were off out of the window.
But Mr. Ellis succeeded in capturing them, and, laying hold of an arm of each, he dragged them before the paternal tribunal in the library. He was not intimate with the peculiar relations of the household to each other at that particular time, and he thought Mr. Hamilton-Wells would prefer to order the punishment himself for so serious an offence. Angelica shook her hair over her face, and made sufficient feint of resistance to tumble her frock on the way, while Diavolo pretended to be terror-stricken; but this was only to please Mr. Ellis with the delusion that fear of their father gave him a moral hold over them, for the moment Mr. Hamilton-Wells frowned upon them they straightened themselves and beamed about blandly.
Mr. Hamilton-Wells ordered Diavolo to be thrashed, and Diavolo dashed off for the cane and handed it to his tutor politely, saying at the same time: "Do be quick, Mr. Ellis, I want to get out."
"You wouldn"t dare to thrash him if he were big enough to thrash you back," Angelica shrieked, waltzing round like a tornado; "and it isn"t fair to thrash him and not me, for I am much worse than he is. You know I am, papa! and I shall _hate_ you if Diavolo is thrashed, and teach him how to make your life a burden to you for a month, I _shall_"--stamping her foot.
It always made her blood boil if there were any question of corporal punishment for Diavolo. She could have endured it herself without a murmur, but she had a feminine objection to knowing that it was being inflicted, especially as she was not allowed to be present.
"Don"t be an idiot, Angelica," Diavolo drawled. "I would rather be thrashed, and have done with it. It does fellows good to be thrashed; makes them manly, they say in the books. And it hurts a jolly sight less than being scratched by _you_, if that is any comfort."
"Oh, you _are_ mean!" Angelica exclaimed. "Wait till we get outside!"
"I think, sir," Mr. Ellis ventured to suggest in answer to an appealing glance from Mr. Hamilton-Wells, and looking dubiously at the cane--"I think, since Diavolo doesn"t care a rap about being flogged, I had better devise a form of punishment for which he will care."
"Then come along, Diavolo," Angelica exclaimed, making a dash for the door. "They won"t want us while they"re devising."
Mr. Ellis would have followed them, but Mr. Hamilton-Wells gently restrained him. "It is no use, Mr. Ellis," he said, sighing deeply. "I would recommend you to keep up a show of disapproval for form"s sake, but I beg that you will not give yourself any unnecessary trouble. They are quite incorrigible."
"I hope not," the tutor answered.
"Well, I leave them to you, make what you can of them!" their father rejoined. "I wash my hands of the responsibility while you are here."
The Heavenly Twins got their day"s sport on that occasion, and returned with a basket full of trout for tea, fishy themselves, and tired, but bland and conciliatory. They dressed for the evening carefully, and without coercion, which was always a sign of repentance; and then they went down to the schoolroom, where they found Mr. Ellis standing with his back to the fireplace, reading a newspaper. He looked at them each in turn as they entered, and they looked at him, but he made no remark.
"I wish you would give us a good scolding at once, and have done with it,"