"Lady-killer," said the little old gentleman, taking hold of his collar to perk himself up out of his clothes, as it were, on the strength of his past reputation: "A lady-killer is a--eh--a fellow whom ladies--eh--admire."
"Do you mean real ladies, or only pretty women?" said Diavolo.
"Both, my boy, both," the duke answered complacently. He was beginning to enjoy himself.
"You were one once, were you not, sir?" said Diavolo. "I suppose you had a deuced good time?"
"Ah!" the duke e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.ed, with a sigh of retrospective satisfaction.
Then, suddenly remembering his new role, he pulled himself up, and added severely. "But keep clear of women, my boy, keep clear of women. Women are the very devil, sir."
"But supposing they run after _you_?" said Diavolo. "Nowadays, you know, a fellow gets so hunted down--they say."
"Oh--ah--then. In that case, you see," said the duke, relapsing, "the principle has always been to take the goods the G.o.ds may send you, and be thankful."
There was a pause after this, during which the duke again recollected himself.
"We were talking about women," he sternly recommenced, "and I was warning you that their wiles are snares of the evil one, who finds them ever ready to carry out his worst behests. Women are bad."
"Are they, now?" said Diavolo. "Well, I should have thought, taking them all round, you know, that they"re a precious sight better than _we_ are."
"It was a woman, my boy," the duke said solemnly, "who compa.s.sed the fall of man."
"Well," Diavolo rejoined, with a calmly judicial air, "I"ve thought a good deal about that story myself, and it doesn"t seem to me to prove that women are weak, but rather the contrary. For you see, the woman could tempt the man easily enough; but it took the very old devil himself to tempt the woman."
"Humph!" said the duke, looking hard at his grandson.
"And, at any rate," Diavolo pursued, "it happened a good while ago, that business, and it"s just as likely as not that it was Adam whom the devil first put up to a thing or two, and Eve got it out of him--for I grant you that women are curious--and then they both came a cropper together, and it was a case of six of one and half a dozen of the other. It mostly is, I should think, in a business of that kind."
"Well, yes," said the duke. "In my own experience, I always found that we were just about one as bad as the other"--and he chuckled.
"Then, we may conclude that there is a doubt about that Garden of Eden story whichever way you look at it, and it"s too old for an argument at any rate," said Diavolo. "But there is no doubt about the redemption. It was a woman who managed that little affair. And, altogether, it seems to me, in spite of the disadvantage of being cla.s.sed by law with children, lunatics, beggars, and irresponsible people generally, that, in the matter of who have done most good in the world, women come out a long chalk ahead of us."
"Why the devil don"t you speak English, sir!" the duke burst out testily.
Diavolo started. "Good gracious, grandpapa!" he began with his customary deliberation, "how sudden you are! You quite made me jump. Is it the slang you don"t like?"
"Yes sir, it _is_ the slang I don"t like."
"Then you"ve only got to say so," said Diavolo in a tone of mild remonstrance. "You really quite upset me when you"re so sudden. Angelica will tell you I never could stand being startled. She"s tried all kinds of things to cure me. You can"t frighten me, you know. It"s just the jump I object to."
"Oh, you object, do you?" said the duke, bending his brows upon him. "Then I apologise."
"Oh, no! pray don"t mention it, sir," said Diavolo. "I didn"t mean you to go so far as that, you know. And it"s over in a minute."
Angelica burst into the room at this point, followed by two or three dogs, and immediately took up her favourite position on the arm of her grandfather"s chair.
"I want some tea," she said.
"It"s coming," said Diavolo.
"You say that because you don"t want the trouble of getting up to ring,"
Angelica retorted.
Diavolo looked at her provokingly, and she was about to say something tart, when a footman opened the door wide, and two others entered carrying the tea-things, and at the same time the rest of the party began to a.s.semble.
Lady Fulda was the first to arrive with her widowed sister, Lady Claudia.
They presented a great contrast, the one being so perfectly lovely, the other so decidedly plain. Lady Claudia was a tall gaunt woman, hard in manner, with no pretension to any accomplishments; but wise, and of a faithful, affectionate disposition, which deeply endeared her to her friends.
Lord Dawne came in next, with Dr. Galbraith and Mr. Kilroy of Ilverthorpe, and these were followed by Father Ricardo and Mr. Ellis, after whom came Ideala herself, alone.
This was before she made her name, but already people spoke of her; and theoretically men were supposed not to like her "because of her ideas, don"t you know," which were strongly opposed in some circles, especially by those who either did not know or could not understand them. There is no doubt that mankind have a rooted objection to be judged when the judge is a woman. If they cannot in common honesty deny the wisdom of her decisions they attack her for venturing to decide at all.
"Now," said Angelica, skipping over to a couch beside which Mr. Kilroy was sitting, "_now_, we shall have a little interesting conversation!"
"I hope you will kindly allow us to have a little interesting tea first,"
said Diavolo, who had risen politely when the other ladies entered the room, a formality which he omitted in Angelica"s case because he insisted that she wasn"t a lady.
When the tea was handed round, and the servants had withdrawn, he lounged over to the couch where she was, in his deliberate way, sat down beside her, and put his tea cup on the floor; and then they put their arms round each other, slanted their heads together, and sat expectant. This had been a favourite position of theirs from the time they could sit up at all, and when there was a good deal of gossip going on about them it had always been a treat to see them sitting so, with blank countenances and ears open, collecting capital doubtless for new outrages on public decency.
"What do you want to talk about. Angelica?" Ideala asked, smiling.
"Oh, a lot of things," Angelica exclaimed, straightening herself energetically, and giving Diavolo"s head a knock with her own to make him move it out of the way. "I"ve been reading, you know, and I want you to explain. I want to know how people can be so silly."
"In what way?" Ideala asked.
"Well, I"m thinking of Aunt Fulda," said the candid Angelica. "You know, she very much wants to make a Roman Catholic of me, and she gave me some books to read, and of course I read them. They were all about the Church being the true church and all that sort of thing. And then I got a lot of books about other churches, and each said that _it_ was the true church just as positively, and Aunt Fulda told me that anyone who would read about _her_ church _must_ be convinced that it is the true church, but the difficulty is to get people to read; so when I found these other books I took them to her to show her all about the other true churches, and I told her she ought to read them, because if there were truth in any of them, we could none of us possibly be saved unless we belonged to _all_ the different churches. But do you know, she wouldn"t look at a book! She said she wasn"t allowed to! Now! what do you think of that? and after telling me what a mistake it was not to read!"
Lady Fulda and her father were talking together in the window, and did not therefore overhear these remarks, but Father Ricardo was listening, and Ideala flashed a mischievous glance at him as Angelica spoke.
"Then," the latter continued before anyone could answer her, "Aunt Fulda is just as good as she possibly _can_ be, and Father Ricardo says it is because she has submitted to _his_ Holy Church; and Mrs. Orton Beg and mamma are also as good as they possibly can be, and the Bishop of Morningquest says that Mrs. Orton Beg is a holy woman because she is a humble follower of Christ, but he rather shakes his head about mamma.
Uncle Dawne, however, and Dr. Galbraith both maintain that mamma is admirable, because she doesn"t trouble her head about churches and creeds any longer. She used to do so once, but now she thinks only of what is _morally_ right or wrong, and leaves the ecclesiastical muddle for the divines to get out of as best they can. Mamma used to dread bringing us to Morne when we were younger; we were always so outrageous here; and we told her it was Aunt Fulda who made us so, because she is too good, and the balance of nature has to be preserved. But, now, I am sure Aunt Claudia is quite as good as she is, and so are you, and mamma, and Mrs.
Orton Beg."
Ideala smiled at her. "And so you are puzzled?" she said. "Well, now, I will explain. Your aunts and mother, and Mrs. Orton Beg, are all of those people born good, who would have been saints in any calendar, Buddhist, Christian, or Jewish. They come occasionally--these good people--to cause confusion on the subject of original sin, and overthrow the pride of professors who maintain that their own code of religious ethics must be the right one because it produces the best specimens of humanity. There was a Chinese lady living at Shanghai a few years ago, a devout Buddhist, who, in her habits of life, her character, her prayers, her penances, and her sweetness of disposition, exactly resembled your Aunt Fulda, the only difference between them being the names of the ideal of goodness upon whom they called for help. Their virtues were identical, and the moral outcome of their lives was the same."
"I see what you mean!" Angelica burst out. "And you wouldn"t say either "convert" or "pervert" yourself, would you?"
"Well, no," Ideala acknowledged, "I always adopt a little pleonasm myself to avoid Christian controversy, and say "when So-and-so became" a Roman or Anglican Catholic, a Protestant, Positivist, or whatever else it might be; and I let them say "convert" or "pervert," whichever they like, to me, because I know that it really cannot matter, so long as they are agreeable--not that anybody ever expects them to be, poor little people!
although they know quite well that they should never let their angry pa.s.sions rise. They have no sense of humour at all! But just fancy, how silly it must seem to the angels when Miss Protestant throws down a book she is reading and shrieks, "_Convert_, indeed!" while Miss Catholic at the same moment groans,"_Pervert_," indignantly! Must be "something rotten in the state of Denmark," surely, or one or other of them would have proved their point by this time. Or do you suppose," she added, looking at Lord Dawne, "that the opposition is mercifully preordained by nature to generate the right amount of heat by friction to keep things going so that we do not come to a standstill on the way to human perfection? It is very wonderful any way," she added--"to the looker on; wonderfully funny!"
"I did not know that Lady Adeline had definitely left the Church of England," Mr. Kilroy observed, "and I am surprised to hear it."
"Are you?" said Ideala. "Now, we were not. Adeline has always been of a deeply religious disposition; but it was not bound to be, and it was never likely to be, the religion of any church which would secure her lasting reverence."
"I wonder what the religion of the future will be?" Mr. Kilroy remarked.
"It will consist in the deepest reverence for moral worth, the tenderest pity for the frailties of human nature, the most profound faith in its ultimate perfectibility," Ideala answered. "The religion of the future must be a thing about which there can be no doubt, and consequently no dispute. It will be for the peace and perfecting of man, not for the exercise of his power to outwit an antagonist in an argument; and there are only the great moral truths, perceived since the beginning of thought, but hard to hold as principles of action because the higher faculties to which they appeal are of slower growth than the lower ones which they should control, and the delights they offer are of a nature too delicate to be appreciated by uncultured palates; but it is in these, the infinite truths, known to Buddha, reflected by Plato, preached by Christ, undoubted, undisputed even by the spirit of evil, that religion must consist, and is steadily growing to consist, while the questionable man-made gauds of sensuous service are gradually being set aside. The religion of the future will neither be a political inst.i.tution, nor a means of livelihood, but an expression of the highest moral attribute, human or divine--disinterested love."