* G.o.d save you, Frank! where are you going now, you black rogue?
"Who"s this?" exclaimed Frank: "eh! why, Darby More, you sullin" thief o" the world, is this you?"
"Ay, indeed; an" you"re goin" down to Peggy"s?" said the the other, pointing significantly towards Peggy Gartland"s house. "Well, man, what"s the harm? She may get worse, that is, hopin" still that you"ll mend your manners, a bouchal: but isn"t your nose out o" joint there, Frank, darlin"?"
"No sich thing at all, Darby," replied Frank, gulping down his indignation, which rose afresh on hearing that the terms on which he stood with Peggy were so notorious.
"Throth but it is," said Darby, "an" to tell the blessed thruth, I"m not sarry that it"s out o" joint; for when I tould you to lave the case in my hands, along wid a small thrifle o" silver that didn"t signify much to you--whoo! not at all: you"d rather play it at cards, or dhrink it, or spind it wid no good. Out o" joint! nrasha, if ever a man"s nose was to be pitied, and yours is: why, didn"t Mike Reillaghan put it out o"
joint, twist? first in regard to Peggy, and secondly by the batin" he gave you an it."
"It"s well known, Darby," replied Frank, "that "twas by a chance blow he did it; and, you know, a chance blow might kill the devil."
"But there was no danger of Mike"s gettin" the chance blow," observed the sarcastic vagrant, for such he was.
"Maybe it"s afore him," replied his companion: "we"ll have another thrial for it, any how; but where are you goin", Darby? Is it to the dance?"
Me! Is it a man "wid two holy ordhers an him?* No, no! I might go up, may be, as far as your father"s, merely to see the family, only for the night that"s in it; but I"m goin" to another frind"s place to spind my Chris"mas, an" over an" above, I must go to the Midnight Ma.s.s. Frank, change your coorses, an" mend your life, an" don"t be the talk o" the parish. Remimber me to the family, an" say I"ll see them soon."
* The religious orders, as they are termed, most commonly entered into by the peasantry, are those of the Scapular and St. Francis. The order of Jesus--or that of the Jesuits, is only entered into by the clergy and the higher lay cla.s.ses.
"How long will you stop in the neighborhood?" inquired Frank.
"Arrah why, acushla?" replied the mendicant, softening his language.
"I might be wantin to see you some o" these days," said the other: "indeed, it"s not unlikely, Darby; so don"t go, any how, widout seein"
me."
"Ah!" said Darby, "had you taken a fool"s advice--but it can"t be helped now--the harm"s done, I doubt; how-an"-ever, for the matther o" that, may be I have as good as Peggy in my eye for you; by the same token, as the night"s could, warm your tooth, avick; there"s waker wather nor this in Lough Mecall. Sorra sup of it over I keep for my own use at all, barrin" when I take a touch o" configuration in my bowels, or, may be, when I"m too long at my prayers; for, G.o.d help me, sure I"m but sthrivin", wid the help o" one thing an" another, to work out my salvation as well as I can! Your health, any how, an" a merry Chris"mas to you!--not forgettin" myself," he added, putting to his lips a large cow"s horn, which he kept slung beneath his arm, like the bugle of a coach-guard, only that this was generally concealed by an outside coat, no two inches of which were of the same materials of color. Having taken a tolerably large draught from this, which, by the "way, held near two quarts, he handed it with a smack and a shrug to Frank, who immediately gave it a wipe with the skirt of his coat, and pledged his companion.
"I"ll be wantin"," observed Frank, "to see you in the hollydays--faith, that stuff"s to be christened yet, Darby--so don"t go till we have a dish o" discoorse about somethin" I"ll mintion to you. As for Peggy Gartland, I"m done wid her; she may marry ould Nick for me."
"Or you for ould Nick," said the cynic, "which would be nearly the same thing: but go an, avick, an" never heed me; sure I must have my spake--doesn"t every body know Darby More?"
"I"ve nothin" else to say now," added Frank, "and you have my authority to spread it as far as you plase. I"m done wid her: so good-night, an"
good _cuttin"_ (* May what"s in it never fail) to your horn, Darby!--You d.a.m.n ould villian!" he subjoined in a low voice, when Darby had got out of his hearing: "surely it"s not in yourself, but in the blessed words and things you have about you, that there is any good."
"Musha, good-night, Frank alanna," replied the other;--"an" the divil sweep you, for a skamin" vagabone, that"s a curse to the country, and has kep me out o" more weddins than any one I ever met wid, by your roguery in puttin" evil between frinds an" neighbors, jist whin they"d be ready for the priest to say the words over them! Good won"t come of you, you profligate."
The last words were scarcely uttered by the st.u.r.dy mendicant, when he turned round to observe whether or not Frank would stop at Larry Gartland"s, the father of the girl to whom he had hitherto unsuccessfully avowed his attachment.
"I"d depind an him," said he, in a soliloquy, "as soon as I"d depind upon ice of an hour"s growth: an", whether or not, sure as I"m an my way to Owen Reillaghan"s, the father of the dacent boy that he"s strivin" to outdo, mayn"t I as well watch his motions, any way?"
He accordingly proceeded along the shadowy side of the street, in order to avoid Frank"s eye, should he chance to look back, and quietly dodged on until he fairly saw him enter the house.
Having satisfied himself that the object of Frank"s visit to the village was in some shape connected with Peggy Gartland, the mendicant immediately retraced his steps, and at a pace more rapid than usual, strided on to Owen Reillaghan"s, whither he arrived just in time to secure an excellent Christmas-eve dinner.
In Ireland, that description of mendicants which differ so strikingly from the common crowd of beggars as to const.i.tute a distinct species, comprehends within itself as anomalous an admixture of fun and devotion, external rigor and private licentiousness, love of superst.i.tion and of good whiskey, as might naturally be supposed, without any great sketch of credulity, to belong to men thrown among a people in whom so many extremes of character and morals meet. The known beggar, who goes his own rounds, and has his own walk, always adapts his character to that of his benefactor, whose whims and peculiarities of temper he studies with industry, and generally with success. By this means, joined to a dexterity in tracing out the private history of families and individuals, he is enabled to humor the capprices, to manage the eccentricities, and to touch with a masterly hand the prejudices, and particular opinions, of his patrons; and this he contrives to do with great address and tact. Such was the character of Darby More, whose person, naturally large, was increased to an enormous size by the number of coats, blankets, and bags, with which he was enc.u.mbered. A large belt, buckled round his body, contained within its girth much more of money, meal, and whiskey, than ever met the eye; his hat was exceedingly low in the crown; his legs were cast in at least three pairs of stockings; and in his hand he carried a long cant, spiked at the lower end, with which he slung himself over small rivers and d.y.k.es, and kept dogs at bay. He was a devotee, too, notwithstanding the whiskey horn under his arm; attended wakes, christenings, and weddings: rubbed for the rose (* a scrofulous swelling) and king"s evil, (for the varlet insisted that he was a seventh son); cured toothaches, colics, and headaches, by charms; but made most money by a knack which he possessed of tatooing into the naked breast the representation of Christ upon the cross. This was a secret of considerable value, for many of the superst.i.tious people believed that by having this stained in upon them, they would escape unnatural deaths, and be almost sure of heaven.
When Darby approached Reillaghan"s house, he was considering the propriety of disclosing to his son the fact of having left his rival with Peggy Gartland. He ultimately determined that it would be proper to do so; for he was shrewd enough to suspect that the wish Frank had expressed of seeing him before he left the country, was but a ruse to purchase his silence touching his appearance in the village. In this, however, he was mistaken.
"G.o.d save the house!" exclaimed Darby, on entering--"G.o.d save the house, an" all that"s in it! G.o.d save it to the North!" and he formed the sign of the cross in every direction to which he turned: "G.o.d save it to the South! + to the Aiste! + and to the Waiste! + Save it upwards! + and save it downwards! + Save it backwards! + and save it forwards! + Save it right! + and save it left! + Save it by night! + save it by day! + Save it here! + save it there! + Save it this way! + an" save it that way! + Save it atin"! + + + an" save it drinkin"! + + + + + + + + _Oxis Doxis Glorioxis_--Amin. An" now that I"ve blessed the place in the name of the nine Patriarchs, how are yez all, man, woman, an" child? An" a merry Christmas to yez, says Darby More!"
Darby, in the usual spirit of Irish hospitality, received a sincere welcome, was placed up near the fire, a plate filled with the best food on the table laid before him, and requested to want nothing for the asking.
"Why, Darby," said Reillaghan, "we expected you long ago: why didn"t you come sooner?"
"The Lord"s will be done! for ev"ry man has his throubles," replied Darby, stuffing himself in the corner like an Epicure; "an" why should a sinner like me, or the likes of me, be without thim? "Twas a dhrame I had last night that kep me. They say, indeed, that dhrames go by contriaries, but not always, to my own knowledge."
"An" what was the dhrame about, Darby?" inquired Reillaghan"s wife.
"Why, ma"am, about some that I see on this hearth, well, an" in good health; may they long live to be so! Oxis Doxis Glorioxis--Amin!" + + +
"Blessed Virgin! Darby, sure it would be nothin" bad that"s to happen?
Would it, Darby?"
"Keep yourself aisy on that head. I have widin my own mind the power of makin" it come out for good--I know the prayer for it. Oxis Doxis!" + +
"G.o.d be praised for that, Darby; sure it would be a terrible business, all out, if any thing was to happen. Here"s Mike that was born on Whissle * Monday, of all days in the year, an" you know, they say that any child born on that day is to die an unnatural death. We named Mike after St. Michael that he might purtect him."
* The people believe the superst.i.tion to be as is stated above. Any child born on Whitsunday, or the day after, is supposed to be doomed to die an unnatural death. The consequence is, that the child is named after and dedicated to some particular saint, in the hope that his influence may obviate his evil doom.
"Make yourself aisy, I say; don"t I tell you I have the prayer to keep it back--hach! hach!--why, there"s a bit stuck in my throath, some way! Wurrah dheelish, what"s this! Maybe, you could give me a sup o"
dhrink--wather, or anything to moisten the morsel I"m atin? Wurrah, ma"am dear, make haste, it"s goin" agin" the breath wid me!"
"Oh, the sorra taste o" wather, Darby," said Owen; "sure this is Christmas-eve, you know: so you see, Darby, for ould acquaintance sake, an" that you may put up an odd prayer now an" thin for us, jist be thryin" this."
Darby honored the gift by immediate acceptance.
"Well, Owen Reillaghan," said he, "you make me take more o" this stuff nor any man I know; and particularly by rason that bein" given, wid a blessin", to the ranns, an" prayers, an" holy charms, I don"t think it so good; barrin", indeed, as Father Donnellan towld me, when the wind, by long fastin", gets into my stomach, as was the case today, I"m often throubled, G.o.d help me, wid a configuration in the--hugh! ugh--an" thin it"s good for me--a little of it."
"This would make a brave powdher-horn, Darby Moore," observed one of Reilla-ghan"s sons, "if it wasn"t so big. What do you keep in it, Darby?"
"Why, _avillish_, (* my sweet) nothin" indeed but a sup o" Father Donnellan"s holy water, that they say by all accounts it costs him great trouble to make, by rason that he must fast a long time, and pray by the day, afore he gets himself holy enough to consecrate it."
"It smells like whiskey, Darby," said the boy, without any intention, however, of offending him. "It smells very like poteen."
"Hould yer tongue, Risthard," said the elder Reillaghan; "what "ud make the honest man have whiskey in it? Didn"t he tell you what"s in it?"
"The gorsoon"s right enough," replied Darby. "I got the horn from Barny Dalton a couple o" days agone; "twas whiskey he had in it, an" it smells of it sure enough, an" will, indeed, for some time longer. Och! och! the heavens be praised, I"ve made a good dinner! May they never know want that gave it to me! Oxis Doxis Glorioxis--Amin!" + + +
"Darby, thry this again," said Reillaghan, offering him another b.u.mper.
"Troth an" I will, thin, for I find myself a great dale the betther of the one I tuck. Well, here"s health an" happiness to us, an" may we all meet in heaven! Risthard, hand me that horn till I be goin" out to the barn, in ordher to do somethin" for my sowl. The holy wather"s a good thing to have about one."
"But the dhrame, Darby?" inquired Mrs. Reillaghan. "Won"t you tell it to us?"
"Let Mike follow me to the barn," he replied, "an" I"ll tell him as much of it as he ought to hear. An" now let all of yez prepare for the Midnight Ma.s.s; go there wid proper intuitions, an" not to be coortin"
or dhrinkin" by the way. We"re all sinners, any way, an" oughtn"t to neglect our sowls. Oxis Doxis Glorioxis. Amin!"