Chapter 368: I’m Cute and You’re h.o.r.n.y (2)
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
Grandpa Sheng had an amiable look on his face as he watched the young couple go to their room. “Hon, I’d like to see Little Xiaxia give us a great-granddaughter. How does that sound to you? Hm… I’ll then have more kids to eat my desserts.”
“That’s wonderful! I prefer girls, too!” She’d love to have a baby to feed! Awww!
At the thought of that, the elderly couple was ecstatic!
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In the guest room.
An Xiaxia was baffled. “Sheng Yize, you must have like a hundred spare rooms here. Why do we have to share one…”
“It’s not like we haven’t slept together before. Why are you so shy now?” Sheng Yize said casually.
“… You’re making it sound so wrong!”
Smiling, Sheng Yize replied with a “hm,” then asked the housekeeper to get their pajamas.
Grandma Sheng had picked An Xiaxia’s pajamas herself, which were an adorable pink color. An Xiaxia changed into them after taking a shower. She looked so lovely that Sheng Yize wanted to taste her right there and then…
An Xiaxia sighed and resigned herself to her fate tonight. She rolled around in the bed and groaned a little in satisfaction.
“Hm… Grandpa Sheng’s desserts were so good…” An Xiaxia recalled the pleasant flavors. A moment later, she rubbed her belly, looking frustrated as she mumbled, “But I’ve eaten so much… My stomach is popping out. Why can’t the fat go to my chest instead…”
Sheng Yize caught her mumbling with his sharp ears. He couldn’t help but smile.
Hopping onto the bed, he pulled An Xiaxia into his arms. She still smelled faintly of someone fresh out of the shower.
Sheng Yize took a deep breath of her fragrance, then whispered in her ear in a low, hoa.r.s.e voice, “Xiaxia, let me fulfill your dream with my own hands!”
An Xiaxia looked confused. “What?”
Sheng Yize only smiled and gave her a few kisses. An Xiaxia felt so soft in his arms and she smelled delicious. He didn’t kiss her for very long before he silently let her go. He then went to take a cold shower.
d.a.m.n it! The girl’s innocent look made him want to eat her whole!
An Xiaxia sat on the bed and racked her brain. It finally dawned on her what Sheng Yize had meant!
The word on the street was that… having your b.o.o.bs fondled by a guy would make them bigger…
How could he talk about fulfilling her dream with a straight face?! How could her idol say such lewd words?!
Sheng Yize came out of his cold shower and was immediately welcomed by a pillow which An Xiaxia hurtled at him, together with her exasperated voice. “You dog! Stop saying such dirty things! You’re so h.o.r.n.y!”
Sheng Yize smiled; his eyes seemed to sparkle with delight.
“Fine, I’m so dirty. But you just hit me with a pillow… which means you understood what I said… That makes you as dirty as I am.”
“No! I’m cute and you’re the h.o.r.n.y one!” An Xiaxia lunged at him, waving her little fists. However, halfway there, she fell off the bed herself.
Sheng Yize was speechless.
An Xiaxia: “…”
d.a.m.n it! That was so humiliating! She had rolled off just like that! An Xiaxia felt like crying, but the tears wouldn’t come!
Sheng Yize picked her up in resignation and held her in both arms. “Jump me with your short arms and legs? Forget it… It’ll only happen the other way round…”
An Xiaxia blushed. “No, I’ll get there!”
“I see…” Sheng Yize seemed to ponder, then a.s.sumed the look of one who had been enlightened. “So, you like to be on top?”
Grandma Sheng, who was eavesdropping outside, almost cheered!
Tsk, tsk, attaboy!
Yes! Make that happen!
Grandpa Sheng was hard of hearing and couldn’t make out the conversation inside. He asked eagerly, “What are they saying in there?”
“Why, you old bones, stop pus.h.i.+ng me!”
The two lost their balance and knocked the door open.
The young couple inside was dumbfounded.
“Grandpa, Grandma… What are you two doing here…” Sheng Yize asked awkwardly.