Chapter 922: I’m Pepsi’s Future Husband (5)
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
An Xiaxia’s wet eyes reminded him of a puppy.
A grumpy puppy.
“I’m not jealous! Why should I be?!”
Sheng Yize chuckled. “What do you want, then?”
“Hm…” An Xiaxia pondered. “I want meat!”
Sheng Yize offered her his arm. “There you go.”
An Xiaxia took a bite and her face wrinkled up. “It hurt my teeth… you’re so bony…”
Sheng Yize was cracking up. He simply threw her over his shoulder, saying, “You dummy.”
“Let go of me! You rogue!” An Xiaxia felt dizzy in the upside down position.
She then heard a splash. Sheng Yize had taken her into a private hot spring room.
The water was comfortably warm. An Xiaxia t.i.ttered, but couldn’t sit still. She kept slipping into the water.
With no other choice, Sheng Yize had to sit her in his lap and let her lean on his chest.
An Xiaxia bit down on his muscular chest, then spat in distaste. “It’s not yummy at all!”
“Food is the only thing in your head…” Sheng Yize flicked her forehead. “Do you want candy?”
An Xiaxia tilted her head, then nodded.
“Here, give me a kiss and I’ll give you a candy.” Putting his hands behind his head, Sheng Yize began to bamboozle her again.
However, An Xiaxia the drunkard was smarter than usual today, and saw through Sheng Yize’s scam right away. “You don’t have any candy! You won’t fool me!”
“I don’t have candy, but I have something else.” Sheng Yize smiled. “Do you want to know what it is?”
An Xiaxia moved closer, blinking her big eyes and looking utterly confused.
The steam had condensed into tiny droplets on her eyelashes.
Sheng Yize swallowed, fighting back the urge inside him.
“You really have the power to… make me want to do naughty things to you.” Sheng Yize said in resignation, “An Xiaxia, I must have done a lot of bad things to end up loving a dummy like you in this life!”
“Teehee…” An Xiaxia had no idea what he was talking about and kept wriggling in his arms.
“Stop squirming!” he warned her.
An Xiaxia grumbled, “Gimme a hug! I want upsy-daisy!”
Sheng Yize blushed. How could he forget about her habit of turning into a five-year-old when she was drunk…
He smacked his forehead, full of despair. “Aren’t you too old for upsy-daisy?”
“I’m three and a half!” An Xiaxia said proudly. “How old are you?”
Sheng Yize almost choked. He then recalled something that happened between the two of them back then.
Back in the day, An Xiaxia liked to follow him around and nag him with all sorts of boring questions.
“Hey, how old are you?
“Hey, what do you like to eat?
“Hey, why won’t you talk to me…”
She didn’t understand the concept of autism and wouldn’t stop bothering him. In the end, Sheng Yize couldn’t take it anymore. “First of all, my name is Sheng Yize, not ‘hey’! Secondly, do you know how annoying you are?”
The chubby Xiaxia licked her lollipop and nodded. “Hey, I see you can talk after all.”
Sheng Yize didn’t know what to say to that.
He turned to leave, disgruntled, but Xiaxia followed him. “Where are you going?”
“Toilet!” he growled.
Xiaxia asked innocently, “Are you going to pee?”
“Yes!” Sheng Yize snapped and made as if he was going to pull his pants down. “Leave me alone or I’m going to take my pants off!”
He would never forget the disdainful look on An Xiaxia’s face. “What’s there to see? Your little stick? I’m gonna grow one myself when I’m older!”
Sheng Yize: !!!