"But what"s the row, Bill? What has happened?" I asked excitedly.
"Nothin" to speak of, I tell ye," replied Yuba Bill reflectively. "I jest meandered into that shop over there, and I sez, "I want ter see the man ez runs this yer mill o" literatoor an" progress." Thar waz two infants sittin" on high chairs havin" some innocent little game o"
pickin" pieces o" lead outer pill-boxes like, and as soon ez they seed me one of "em crawled under his desk and the other scooted outer the back door. Bimeby the door opens again, and a fluffy coyote-lookin"
feller comes in and allows that HE is responsible for that yer paper.
When I saw the kind of animal he was, and that he hadn"t any weppings, I jist laid the Left Bower down on the floor. Then I sez, "You allowed in your paper that I oughter hev a little sevility knocked inter me, and I"m here to hev it done. You ken begin it now." With that I reached for him, and we waltzed oncet or twicet around the room, and then I put him up on the mantelpiece and on them desks and little boxes, and took him down again, and kinder wiped the floor with him gin"rally, until the first thing I knowed he was outside the winder on the sidewalk. On"y blamed if I didn"t forget to open the winder. Ef it hadn"t been for that, it would hev been all quiet and peaceful-like, and n.o.body hev knowed it. But the sash being in the way, it sorter created a disturbance and unpleasantness OUTSIDE."
"But what was it all about?" I repeated. "What had he done to you?"
"Ye"ll find it in that paper," he said, indicating a copy of the "Guardian" that lay on my table with a lazy nod of his head. "P"r"aps you don"t read it? No more do I. But Joe Bilson sez to me yesterday: "Bill," sez he, "they"re goin" for ye in the "Guardian."" "Wot"s that?" sez I. "Hark to this," sez he, and reads out that bit that you"ll find there."
I had opened the paper, and he pointed to a paragraph. "There it is.
Pooty, ain"t it?" I read with amazement as follows:--
"If the Pioneer Stage Company want to keep up with the times, and not degenerate into the old style "one hoss" road-wagon business, they"d better make some reform on the line. They might begin by shipping off some of the old-time whiskey-guzzling drivers who are too high and mighty to do anything but handle the ribbons, and are above speaking to a pa.s.senger unless he"s a favorite or one of their set. Over-praise for an occasional scrimmage with road agents, and flattery from Eastern greenhorns, have given them the big head. If the fool-killer were let loose on the line with a big club, and knocked a little civility into their heads, it wouldn"t be a bad thing, and would be a particular relief to the pa.s.sengers for Gilead who have to take the stage from Simpson"s Bar."
"That"s my stage," said Yuba Bill quietly, when I had ended; "and that"s ME."
"But it"s impossible," I said eagerly. "That insult was never written by Captain Jim."
"Captain Jim," repeated Yuba Bill reflectively. "Captain Jim,--yes, that was the name o" the man I was playin" with. Shortish hairy feller, suthin" between a big coyote and the old-style hair-trunk.
Fought pretty well for a hay-footed man from Gil-e-ad."
"But you"ve whipped the wrong man, Bill," I said. "Think again! Have you had any quarrel lately?--run against any newspaper man?" The recollection had flashed upon me that Lacy Ba.s.sett had lately returned from a visit to Stockton.
Yuba Bill regarded his boots on the other arm-chair for a few moments in profound meditation. "There was a sort o" gaudy insect," he began presently, "suthin" halfway betwixt a boss-fly and a devil"s darnin"-needle, ez crawled up onter the box seat with me last week, and buzzed! Now I think on it, he talked high-faluten" o" the inflooence of the press and sech. I may hev said "shoo" to him when he was hummin" the loudest. I mout hev flicked him off oncet or twicet with my whip. It must be him. Gosh!" he said suddenly, rising and lifting his heavy hand to his forehead, "now I think agin he was the feller ez crawled under the desk when the fight was goin" on, and stayed there.
Yes, sir, that was HIM. His face looked sorter familiar, but I didn"t know him moultin" with his feathers off." He turned upon me with the first expression of trouble and anxiety I had ever seen him wear.
"Yes, sir, that"s him. And I"ve kem--me, Yuba Bill!--kem MYSELF, a matter of twenty miles, totin" a GUN--a gun, by Gosh!--to fight that--that--that potatar-bug!" He walked to the window, turned, walked back again, finished his whiskey with a single gulp, and laid his hand almost despondingly on my shoulder. "Look ye, old--old fell, you and me"s ole friends. Don"t give me away. Don"t let on a word o" this to any one! Say I kem down yer howlin" drunk on a gen"ral tear! Say I mistook that newspaper office for a cigar-shop, and--got licked by the boss! Say anythin" you like, "cept that I took a gun down yer to chase a fly that had settled onter me. Keep the Left Bower in yer back office till I send for it. Ef you"ve got a back door somewhere handy where I can slip outer this without bein" seen I"d be thankful."
As this desponding suggestion appeared to me as the wisest thing for him to do in the then threatening state of affairs outside,--which, had he suspected it, he would have stayed to face,--I quickly opened a door into a courtyard that communicated through an alley with a side street.
Here we shook hands and parted; his last dejected e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.i.o.n being, "That potatobug!" Later I ascertained that Captain Jim had retired to his ranch some four miles distant. He was not seriously hurt, but looked, to use the words of my informant, "ez ef he"d been hugged by a playful b"ar." As the "Guardian" made its appearance the next week without the slightest allusion to the fracas, I did not deem it necessary to divulge the real facts. When I called to inquire about Captain Jim"s condition, he himself, however, volunteered an explanation.
"I don"t mind tellin" you, ez an old friend o" mine and Lacy"s, that the secret of that there attack on me and the "Guardian" was perlitikal. Yes, sir! There was a powerful orginization in the interest o" Halkins for a.s.semblyman ez didn"t like our high-toned editorials on caucus corruption, and hired a bully to kem down here and suppress us. Why, this yer Lacy spotted the idea to oncet; yer know how keen be is."
"Was Lacy present?" I asked as carelessly as I could.
Captain Jim glanced his eyes over his shoulder quite in his old furtive canine fashion, and then blinked them at me rapidly. "He war! And if it warn"t for HIS pluck and HIS science and HIS strength, I don"t know whar I"D hev been now! Howsomever, it"s all right. I"ve had a fair offer to sell the "Guardian" over at Simpson"s Bar, and it"s time I quit throwin" away the work of a man like Lacy Ba.s.sett upon it. And between you and me, I"ve got an idea and suthin" better to put his talens into."
III.
It was not long before it became evident that the "talens" of Mr. Lacy Ba.s.sett, as indicated by Captain Jim, were to grasp at a seat in the state legislature. An editorial in the "Simpson"s Bar Clarion" boldly advocated his pretensions. At first it was believed that the article emanated from the gifted pen of Lacy himself, but the style was so unmistakably that of Colonel Starbottle, an eminent political "war-horse" of the district, that a graver truth was at once suggested, namely, that the "Guardian" had simply been transferred to Simpson"s Bar, and merged into the "Clarion" solely on this condition. At least it was recognized that it was the hand of Captain Jim which guided the editorial fingers of the colonel, and Captain Jim"s money that distended the pockets of that gallant political leader.
Howbeit Lacy Ba.s.sett was never elected; in fact he was only for one brief moment a candidate. It was related that upon his first ascending the platform at Simpson"s Bar a voice in the audience said lazily, "Come down!" That voice was Yuba Bill"s. A slight confusion ensued, in which Yuba Bill whispered a few words in the colonel"s ear. After a moment"s hesitation the "war-horse" came forward, and in his loftiest manner regretted that the candidate had withdrawn. The next issue of the "Clarion" proclaimed with no uncertain sound that a base conspiracy gotten up by the former proprietor of the "Guardian" to undermine the prestige of the Great Express Company had been ruthlessly exposed, and the candidate on learning it HIMSELF for the first time, withdrew his name from the canva.s.s, as became a high-toned gentleman. Public opinion, ignoring Lacy Ba.s.sett completely, unhesitatingly denounced Captain Jim.
During this period I had paid but little heed to Lacy Ba.s.sett"s social movements, or the successes which would naturally attend such a character with the susceptible s.e.x. I had heard that he was engaged to Polly Baxter, but that they had quarrelled in consequence of his flirtations with others, especially a Mrs. Sweeny, a profusely ornamented but reputationless widow. Captain Jim had often alluded with a certain respectful pride and delicacy to Polly"s ardent appreciation of his friend, and had more than half hinted with the same reverential mystery to their matrimonial union later, and his intention of "doing the square thing" for the young couple. But it was presently noticed that these allusions became less frequent during Lacy"s amorous aberrations, and an occasional depression and unusual reticence marked Captain Jim"s manner when the subject was discussed in his presence.
He seemed to endeavor to make up for his friend"s defection by a kind of personal homage to Polly, and not unfrequently accompanied her to church or to singing-cla.s.s. I have a vivid recollection of meeting him one afternoon crossing the fields with her, and looking into her face with that same wistful, absorbed, and uneasy canine expression that I had hitherto supposed he had reserved for Lacy alone. I do not know whether Polly was averse to the speechless devotion of these yearning brown eyes; her manner was animated and the pretty cheek that was nearest me mantled as I pa.s.sed; but I was struck for the first time with the idea that Captain Jim loved her! I was surprised to have that fancy corroborated in the remark of another wayfarer whom I met, to the effect, "That now that Ba.s.sett was out o" the running it looked ez if Captain Jim was makin" up for time!" Was it possible that Captain Jim had always loved her? I did not at first know whether to be pained or pleased for his sake. But I concluded that whether the unworthy Ba.s.sett had at last found a RIVAL in Captain Jim or in the girl herself, it was a displacement that was for Captain Jim"s welfare. But as I was about leaving Gilead for a month"s transfer to the San Francisco office, I had no opportunity to learn more from the confidences of Captain Jim.
I was ascending the princ.i.p.al staircase of my San Francisco hotel one rainy afternoon, when I was pointedly recalled to Gilead by the pa.s.sing glitter of Mrs. Sweeny"s jewelry and the sudden vanishing behind her of a gentleman who seemed to be accompanying her. A few moments after I had entered my room I heard a tap at my door, and opened it upon Lacy Ba.s.sett. I thought he looked a little confused and agitated.
Nevertheless, with an a.s.sumption of cordiality and ease he said, "It appears we"re neighbors. That"s my room next to yours." He pointed to the next room, which I then remembered was a sitting-room en suite with my own, and communicating with it by a second door, which was always locked. It had not been occupied since my tenancy. As I suppose my face did not show any extravagant delight at the news of his contiguity, he added, hastily, "There"s a transom over the door, and I thought I"d tell you you kin hear everything from the one room to the other."
I thanked him, and told him dryly that, as I had no secrets to divulge and none that I cared to hear, it made no difference to me. As this seemed to increase his confusion and he still hesitated before the door, I asked him if Captain Jim was with him.
"No," he said quickly. "I haven"t seen him for a month, and don"t want to. Look here, I want to talk to you a bit about him." He walked into the room, and closed the door behind him. "I want to tell you that me and Captain Jim is played! All this runnin" o" me and interferin" with me is played! I"m tired of it. You kin tell him so from me."
"Then you have quarrelled?"
"Yes. As much as any man can quarrel with a darned fool who can"t take a hint."
"One moment. Have you quarrelled about Polly Baxter?"
"Yes," he answered querulously. "Of course I have. What does he mean by interfering?
"Now listen to me, Mr. Ba.s.sett," I interrupted. "I have no desire to concern myself in your a.s.sociation with Captain Jim, but since you persist in dragging me into it, you must allow me to speak plainly.
From all that I can ascertain you have no serious intentions of marrying Polly Baxter. You have come here from Gilead to follow Mrs.
Sweeny, whom I saw you with a moment ago. Now, why do you not frankly give up Miss Baxter to Captain Jim, who will make her a good husband, and go your own way with Mrs. Sweeny? If you really wish to break off your connection with Captain Jim, that"s the only way to do it."
His face, which had exhibited the weakest and most pitiable consciousness at the mention of Mrs. Sweeny, changed to an expression of absolute stupefaction as I concluded.
"Wot stuff are you tryin" to fool me with?" he said at last roughly.
"I mean," I replied sharply, "that this double game of yours is disgraceful. Your a.s.sociation with Mrs. Sweeny demands the withdrawal of any claim you have upon Miss Baxter at once. If you have no respect for Captain Jim"s friendship, you must at least show common decency to her."
He burst into a half-relieved, half-hysteric laugh. "Are you crazy?"
gasped he. "Why, Captain Jim"s just huntin" ME down to make ME marry Polly. That"s just what the row"s about. That"s just what he"s interferin" for--just to carry out his darned fool ideas o" gettin" a wife for me; just his vanity to say HE"S made the match. It"s ME that he wants to marry to that Baxter girl--not himself. He"s too cursed selfish for that."
I suppose I was not different from ordinary humanity, for in my unexpected discomfiture I despised Captain Jim quite as much as I did the man before me. Reiterating my remark that I had no desire to mix myself further in their quarrels, I got rid of him with as little ceremony as possible. But a few minutes later, when the farcical side of the situation struck me, my irritation was somewhat mollified, without however increasing my respect for either of the actors. The whole affair had a.s.sumed a triviality that was simply amusing, nothing more, and I even looked forward to a meeting with Captain Jim and HIS exposition of the matter--which I knew would follow--with pleasurable antic.i.p.ation. But I was mistaken.
One afternoon, when I was watching the slanting volleys of rain driven by a strong southwester against the windows of the hotel reading-room, I was struck by the erratic movements of a dripping figure outside that seemed to be hesitating over the entrance to the hotel. At times furtively penetrating the porch as far as the vestibule, and again shyly recoiling from it, its manner was so strongly suggestive of some timid animal that I found myself suddenly reminded of Captain Jim and the memorable evening of his exodus from Eureka Gulch. As the figure chanced to glance up to the window where I stood I saw to my astonishment that it WAS Captain Jim himself, but so changed and haggard that I scarcely knew him. I instantly ran out into the hall and vestibule, but when I reached the porch he had disappeared. Either he had seen me and wished to avoid me, or he had encountered the object of his quest, which I at once concluded must be Lacy Ba.s.sett. I was so much impressed and worried by his appearance and manner, that, in this belief, I overcame my aversion to meeting Ba.s.sett, and even sought him through the public rooms and lobbies in the hope of finding Captain Jim with him. But in vain; possibly he had succeeded in escaping his relentless friend.
As the wind and rain increased at nightfall and grew into a tempestuous night, with deserted streets and swollen waterways, I did not go out again, but retired early, inexplicably haunted by the changed and brooding face of Captain Jim. Even in my dreams he pursued me in his favorite likeness of a wistful, anxious, and uneasy hound, who, on my turning to caress him familiarly, snapped at me viciously, and appeared to have suddenly developed a snarling rabid fury. I seemed to be awakened at last by the sound of his voice. For an instant I believed the delusion a part of my dream. But I was mistaken; I was lying broad awake, and the voice clearly had come from the next room, and was distinctly audible over the transom.
"I"ve had enough of it," he said, "and I"m givin" ye now--this night--yer last chance. Quit this hotel and that woman, and go back to Gilead and marry Polly. Don"t do it and I"ll kill ye, ez sure ez you sit there gapin" in that chair. If I can"t get ye to fight me like a man,--and I"ll spit in yer face or put some insult onto you afore that woman, afore everybody, ez would make a bigger skunk nor you turn,--I"ll hunt ye down and kill ye in your tracks."
There was a querulous murmur of interruption in Lacy"s voice, but whether of defiance or appeal I could not distinguish. Captain Jim"s voice again rose, dogged and distinct.
"Ef YOU kill me it"s all the same, and I don"t say that I won"t thank ye. This yer world is too crowded for yer and me, Lacy Ba.s.sett. I"ve believed in ye, trusted in ye, lied for ye, and fought for ye. From the time I took ye up--a feller-pa.s.senger to "Fresco--believin" there wor the makin"s of a man in ye, to now, you fooled me,--fooled me afore the Eureka boys; fooled me afore Gilead; fooled me afore HER; fooled me afore G.o.d! It"s got to end here. Ye"ve got to take the curse of that foolishness off o" me! You"ve got to do one single thing that"s like the man I took ye for, or you"ve got to die. Times waz when I"d have wished it for your account--that"s gone, Lacy Ba.s.sett! You"ve got to do it for ME. You"ve got to do it so I don"t see "d--d fool" writ in the eyes of every man ez looks at me."
He had apparently risen and walked towards the door. His voice sounded from another part of the room.
"I"ll give ye till to-morrow mornin" to do suthin" to lift this curse off o" me. Ef you refoose, then, by the living G.o.d, I"ll slap yer face in the dinin"-room, or in the office afore them all! You hear me!"
There was a pause, and then a quick sharp explosion that seemed to fill and expand both rooms until the windows were almost lifted from their cas.e.m.e.nts, a hysterical inarticulate cry from Lacy, the violent opening of a door, hurried voices, and the tramping of many feet in the pa.s.sage. I sprang out of bed, partly dressed myself, and ran into the hall. But by that time I found a crowd of guests and servants around the next door, some grasping Ba.s.sett, who was white and trembling, and others kneeling by Captain Jim, who was half lying in the doorway against the wall.
"He heard it all," Ba.s.sett gasped hysterically, pointing to me. "HE knows that this man wanted to kill me."
Before I could reply, Captain Jim partly raised himself with a convulsive effort. Wiping away the blood that, oozing from his lips, already showed the desperate character of his internal wound, he said in a husky and hurried voice: "It"s all right, boys! It"s my fault.