Warrington was so tall, he almost broke his "ead up against their lodge door. You recollect Mr. Warrington a-knocking" of his head--don"t you, f.a.n.n.y?
Whilst Mrs. Bolton was so discoursing, I wonder how many thousands of thoughts pa.s.sed through f.a.n.n.y"s mind, and what dear times, sad struggles, lonely griefs, and subsequent shamefaced consolations were recalled to her? What pangs had the poor little thing, as she thought how much she had loved him, and that she loved him no more? There he stood, about whom she was going to die ten months since, dandified, supercilious, with a black c.r.a.pe to his white hat, and jet b.u.t.tons in his shirt-front and a pink in his coat, that some one else had probably given him: with the tightest lavender-coloured gloves sewn with black and the smallest of canes. And Mr. Huxter wore no gloves, and great Blucher boots, and smelt very much of tobacco certainly; and looked, oh, it must be owned, he looked as if a bucket of water would do him a great deal of good! All these thoughts, and a myriad of others, rushed through f.a.n.n.y"s mind as her mamma was delivering herself of her speech, and as the girl, from under her eyes, surveyed Pendennis--surveyed him entirely from head to foot, the circle on his white forehead that his hat left when he lifted it (his beautiful, beautiful hair had grown again), the trinkets at his watch-chain, the ring on his hand under his glove, the neat shining boot, so, so unlike Sam"s high-low!--and after her hand had given a little twittering pressure to the lavender-coloured kid grasp which was held out to it, and after her mother had delivered herself of her speech, all f.a.n.n.y could find to say was, "This is Mr. Samuel Huxter whom you knew formerly, I believe, sir; Mr. Samuel, you know you knew Mr. Pendennis formerly--and--and, will you take a little refreshment?"
These little words, tremulous and uncoloured as they were, yet were understood by Pendennis in such a manner as to take a great load of suspicion from off his mind--of remorse, perhaps, from his heart. The frown on the countenance of the Prince of Fairoaks disappeared, and a good-natured smile and a knowing twinkle of the eyes illuminated his highness"s countenance. "I am very thirsty," he said, "and I will be glad to drink your health, f.a.n.n.y; and I hope Mr. Huxter will pardon me for having been very rude to him the last time we met, and when I was so ill and out of spirits, that indeed I scarcely knew what I said." And herewith the lavender-coloured Dexter kid-glove was handed out, in token of amity, to Huxter.
The dirty fist in the young surgeon"s pocket was obliged to undoable itself, and come out of its ambush disarmed. The poor fellow himself felt, as he laid it in Pen"s hand, how hot his own was, and how black--it left black marks on Pen"s gloves; he saw them,--he would have liked to have clenched it again and dashed it into the other"s good-humoured face; and have seen, there upon that round, with f.a.n.n.y, with all England looking on, which was the best man--he Sam Huxter of Bartholomew"s, or that grinning dandy.
Pen with ineffable good-humour took a gla.s.s--he didn"t mind what it was--he was content to drink after the ladies; and he filled it with frothing lukewarm beer, which he p.r.o.nounced to be delicious, and which he drank cordially to the health of the party.
As he was drinking and talking on in an engaging manner, a young lady in a shot dove-coloured dress, with a white parasol lined with pink, and the prettiest dove-coloured boots that ever stepped, pa.s.sed by Pen, leaning on the arm of a stalwart gentleman with a military moustache.
The young lady clenched her little fist, and gave a mischievous side-look as she pa.s.sed Pen. He of the mustachios burst out into a jolly laugh. He had taken off his hat to the ladies of cab No. 2002. You should have seen f.a.n.n.y Bolton"s eyes watching after the dove-coloured young lady. Immediately Huxter perceived the direction which they took, they ceased looking after the dove-coloured nymph, and they turned and looked into Sam Huxter"s...o...b.. with the most artless good-humoured expression.
"What a beautiful creature!" f.a.n.n.y said. "What a lovely dress! Did you remark, Mr. Sam, such little, little hands?"
"It was Capting Strong," said Mrs. Bolton: "and who was the young woman, I wonder?"
"A neighbour of mine in the country--Miss "Amory,"" Arthur said,--"Lady Clavering"s daughter. You"ve seen Sir Francis often in Shepherd"s Inn, Mrs. Bolton."
As he spoke, f.a.n.n.y built up a perfect romance in three volumes love--faithlessness--splendid marriage at St. George"s, Hanover Square--broken-hearted maid--and Sam Huxter was not the hero of that story--poor Sam, who by this time had got out an exceedingly rank Cuba cigar, and was smoking it under f.a.n.n.y"s little nose.
After that confounded prig Pendennis joined and left the party, the sun was less bright to Sam Huxter, the sky less blue--the Sticks had no attraction for him--the bitter beer hot and undrinkable--the world was changed. He had a quant.i.ty of peas and a tin pea-shooter in the pocket of the cab for amus.e.m.e.nt on the homeward route. He didn"t take them out, and forgot their existence until some other wag, on their return from the races, fired a volley into Sam"s sad face; upon which salute, after a few oaths indicative of surprise, he burst into a savage and sardonic laugh.
But f.a.n.n.y was charming all the way home. She coaxed, and snuggled, and smiled. She laughed pretty laughs; she admired everything; she took out the darling little Jack-in-the-boxes, and was so obliged to Sam.
And when they got home, and Mr. Huxter, still with darkness on his countenance, was taking a frigid leave of her--she burst into tears, and said he was a naughty unkind thing.
Upon which, with a burst of emotion almost as emphatic as hers, the young surgeon held the girl in his arms--swore that she was an angel, and that he was a jealous brute; owned that he was unworthy of her, and that he had no right to hate Pendennis; and asked her, implored her, to say once more that she----
That she what?--The end of the question and f.a.n.n.y"s answer were p.r.o.nounced by lips that were so near each other, that no bystander could hear the words. Mrs. Bolton only said, "Come, come, Mr. H.--no nonsense, if you please; and I think you"ve acted like a wicked wretch, and been most uncommon cruel to f.a.n.n.y, that I do."
When Arthur left No. 2002, he went to pay his respects to the carriage to which, and to the side of her mamma, the dove-coloured author of Mes Larmes had by this time returned. Indefatigable old Major Pendennis was in waiting upon Lady Clavering, and had occupied the back seat in her carriage; the box being in possession of young Hopeful, under the care of Captain Strong.
A number of dandies, and men of a certain fashion--of military bucks, of young rakes of the public offices, of those who may be styled men"s men rather than ladies"--had come about the carriage during its station on the hill--and had exchanged a word or two with Lady Clavering, and a little talk (a little "chaff," some of the most elegant of the men styled their conversation) with Miss Amory. They had offered her sportive bets, and exchanged with her all sorts of free-talk and knowing innuendoes. They pointed out to her who was on the course: and the "who"
was not always the person a young lady should know.
When Pen came up to Lady Clavering"s carriage, he had to push his way through a crowd of these young bucks who were paying their court to Miss Amory, in order to arrive as near that young lady, who beckoned him by many pretty signals to her side.
"Je lay vue," she said; "Elle a de bien beaux yeux; vous etes un monster!"
"Why monster?" said Pen, with a laugh; "Hone suit qui mal y peens.
My young friend, yonder, is as well protected as any young lady in Christendom. She has her mamma on one side, her pretend on the other.
Could any harm happen to a girl between those two?"
"One does not know what may or may not arrive," said Miss Blanche, in French, "when a girl has the mind, and when she is pursued by a wicked monster like you. Figure to yourself, Major, that I come to find Monsieur, your nephew, near to a cab, by two ladies, and a man, oh, such a man! and who ate lobsters, and who laughed, who laughed!"
"It did not strike me that the man laughed," Pen said, "And as for lobsters, I thought he would have liked to eat me after the lobsters.
He shook hands with me, and gripped me so, that he bruised my glove black-and-blue. He is a young surgeon. He comes from Clavering. Don"t you remember the gilt pestle and mortar in High Street?"
"If he attends you when you are sick," continued Miss Amory, "he will kill you. He will serve you right; for you are a monster."
The perpetual recurrence to the word "monster" jarred upon Pen. "She speaks about these matters a great deal too lightly," he thought. "If I had been a monster, as she calls it, she would have received me just the same. This is not the way in which an English lady should speak or think. Laura would not speak in that way, thank G.o.d;" and as he thought so, his own countenance fell.
"Of what are you thinking? Are you going to bouder me at present?"
Blanche asked. "Major, scold your mechant nephew. He does not amuse me at all. He is as bete as Captain Crackenbury."
"What are you saying about me, Miss Amory?" said the guardsman, with a grin. "If it"s anything good, say it in English, for I don"t understand French when it"s spoke so devilish quick."
"It ain"t anything good, Crack," said Crackenbury"s fellow, Captain Clinker. "Let"s come away, and don"t spoil sport. They say Pendennis is sweet upon her."
"I"m told he"s a devilish clever fellow," sighed Crackenbury. "Lady Violet Lebas says he"s a devilish clever fellow. He wrote a work, or a poem, or something; and he writes those devilish clever things in the--in the papers, you know. Dammy, I wish I was a clever fellow, Clinker."
"That"s past wishing for, Crack, my boy," the other said. "I can"t write a good book, but I think I can make a pretty good one on the Derby. What a flat Clavering is! And the Begum! I like that old Begum. She"s worth ten of her daughter. How pleased the old girl was at winning the lottery!"
"Clavering"s safe to pay up, ain"t he?" asked Captain Crackenbury.
"I hope so," said his friend; and they disappeared, to enjoy themselves among the Sticks.
Before the end of the day"s amus.e.m.e.nts, many more gentlemen of Lady Clavering"s acquaintance came up to her carriage, and chatted with the party which it contained. The worthy lady was in high spirits and good-humour, laughing and talking according to her wont, and offering refreshments to all her friends, until her ample baskets and bottles were emptied, and her servants and postillions were in such a royal state of excitement as servants and postillions commonly are upon the Derby day.
The Major remarked that some of the visitors to the carriage appeared to look with rather queer and meaning glances towards its owner. "How easily she takes it!" one man whispered to another. "The Begum"s made of money," the friend replied. "How easily she takes what?" thought old Pendennis. "Has anybody lost any money?" Lady Clavering said she was happy in the morning because Sir Francis had promised her not to bet.
Mr. Welbore, the country neighbour of the Claverings, was pa.s.sing the carriage, when he was called back by the Begum, who rallied him for wishing to cut her. "Why didn"t he come before? Why didn"t he come to lunch?" Her ladyship was in great delight, she told him--she told everybody, that she had won five pounds in a lottery. As she conveyed this piece of intelligence to him, Mr. Welbore looked so particularly knowing, and withal melancholy, that a dismal apprehension seized upon Major Pendennis. "He would go and look after the horses and those rascals of postillions, who were so long in coming round." When he came back to the carriage, his usually benign and smirking countenance was obscured by some sorrow. "What is the matter with you now?" the good-natured Begum asked. The Major pretended a headache from the fatigue and sunshine of the day. The carriage wheeled off the course and took its way Londonwards, not the least brilliant equipage in that vast and picturesque procession. The tipsy drivers dashed gallantly over the turf, amidst the admiration of foot-pa.s.sengers, the ironical cheers of the little donkey-carriages and spring vans, and the loud objurgations of horse-and-chaise men, with whom the reckless post-boys came in contact. The jolly Begum looked the picture of good-humour as she reclined on her splendid cushions; the lovely Sylphide smiled with languid elegance. Many an honest holiday-maker with his family wadded into a tax-cart, many a cheap dandy working his way home on his weary hack, admired that brilliant turn-out, and thought, no doubt, how happy those "swells" must be. Strong sat on the box still, with a lordly voice calling to the post-boys and the crowd. Master Frank had been put inside of the carriage and was asleep there by the side of the Major, dozing away the effects of the constant luncheon and champagne of which he had freely partaken.
The Major was revolving in his mind meanwhile the news the receipt of which had made him so grave. "If Sir Francis Clavering goes on in this way," Pendennis the elder thought, "this little tipsy rascal will be as bankrupt as his father and grandfather before him. The Begum"s fortune can"t stand such drains upon it: no fortune can stand them: she has paid his debts half a dozen times already. A few years more of the turf, and a few coups like this, will ruin her."
"Don"t you think we could get up races at Clavering, mamma?" Miss Amory asked. "Yes, we must have them there again. There were races there in the old times, the good old times. It"s a national amus.e.m.e.nt, you know: and we could have a Clavering ball: and we might have dances for the tenantry, and rustic sports in the park--Oh, it would be charming."
"Capital fun," said mamma. "Wouldn"t it, Major?"
"The turf is a very expensive amus.e.m.e.nt, my dear lady," Major Pendennis answered, with such a rueful face, that the Begum rallied him, and asked laughingly whether he had lost money on the race?
After a slumber of about an hour and a half, the heir of the house began to exhibit symptoms of wakefulness, stretching his youthful arms over the Major"s face, and kicking his sister"s knees as she sate opposite to him. When the amiable youth was quite restored to consciousness, he began a sprightly conversation.
"I say, Ma," he said, "I"ve gone and done it this time, I have."
"What have you gone and done, Franky dear?" asked Mamma.
"How much is seventeen half-crowns? Two pound and half-a crown, ain"t it? I drew Borax in our lottery, but I bought Podasokus and Man-milliner of Leggat minor for two open tarts and a bottle of ginger-beer."
"You little wicked gambling creature, how dare you begin so soon?" cried Miss Amory.
"Hold your tongue, if you please. Who ever asked your leave, miss?" the brother said. "And I say, Ma----"
"Well, Franky dear?"
"You"ll tip me all the same, you know, when I go back----" and here he broke out into a laugh. "I say, Ma, shall I tell you something?"
The Begum expressed her desire to hear this something, and her son and heir continued: