At this moment two shabby-looking, insignificant men who had evidently come out from one of the buildings, pa.s.sed us on the sidewalk.
"I wonder who those guys are," said Mr. Sims. "Look like b.u.ms, don"t they?"
I shook my head. Some instinct told me that they were professors. But I didn"t say so.
My friend continued his instructions.
"When the President asks us to lunch," he said, "I"ll say that we"re lunching with a friend down town, see? Then we"ll make a break and get out. If he says he wants to introduce us to the Faculty or anything like that, then you say that we have to get the twelve-thirty to New York, see? I"m not going to say anything about a chair in philosophy to-day. I want to read it up first some night so as to be able to talk about it."
To all of this I agreed.
From a janitor we inquired where to find the President.
"In the Administration Building, eh?" said Mr. Sims.
"That"s a new one on me. The building on the right, eh?
Thank you."
"See the President?" said a young lady in an ante-office. "I"m not sure whether you can see him just now. Have you an appointment?"
Mr. Sims drew out a card. "Give him that" he said. On the card he had scribbled "Graduate of 1887."
In a few minutes we were shown into another room where there was a young man, evidently the President"s secretary, and a number of people waiting.
"Will you kindly sit down," murmured the young man, in a consulting-room voice, "and wait? The President is engaged just now."
We waited. Through the inner door leading to the President people went and came. Mr. Sims, speaking in whispers, continued to caution me on the quickness of our get-away.
Presently the young man touched him on the shoulder.
"The President will see you now," he whispered.
We entered the room. The "old guy" rose to meet us, Mr. Sims"s card in his hand. But he was not old. He was at least ten years younger than either of us. He was, in fact, what Mr. Sims and I would almost have called a boy. In dress and manner he looked as spruce and busy as the sales manager of a shoe factory.
"Delighted to see you, gentlemen," he said, shaking hands effusively. "We are always pleased to see our old graduates, Mr. Samson-No, I beg pardon, Mr. Sims-cla.s.s of "97, I see-No, I beg your pardon, Cla.s.s of "67, I read it wrongly-"
I heard Mr. Sims murmuring something that seemed to contain the words "a look around."
"Yes, yes, exactly," said the President. "A look round, you"ll find a great deal to interest you in looking about the place, I"m sure, Mr. Samson, great changes. I"m extremely sorry I can"t offer to take you round myself," here he snapped a gold watch open and shut, "the truth is I have to catch the twelve-thirty to New York-so sorry."
Then he shook our hands again, very warmly.
In another moment we were outside the door. The get-away was accomplished.
We walked out of the building and towards the avenue.
As we pa.s.sed the portals of the Arts Building, a noisy, rackety crowd of boys-evidently, to our eyes, schoolboys -came out, jostling and shouting. They swarmed past us, accidentally, no doubt, body-checking Mr. Sims, whose straw hat was knocked off and rolled on the sidewalk. A janitor picked it up for him as the crowd of boys pa.s.sed.
"What pack of young b.u.ms are those?" asked Mr. Sims. "You oughtn"t to let young roughs like that come into the buildings. Are they here from some school or something?"
"No sir," said the janitor. "They"re students."
"Students?" repeated Mr. Sims. "And what are they shouting like that for?"
"There"s a notice up that their professor is ill, and so the cla.s.s is cancelled, sir."
"Cla.s.s!" said Mr. Sims. "Are those a cla.s.s?"
"Yes, sir," said the janitor. "That"s the Senior Cla.s.s in Philosophy."
Mr. Sims said nothing. He seemed to limp more than his custom as we pa.s.sed down the avenue.
On the way home on the train he talked much of crude alcohol and the possibilities of its commercial manufacture.
So far as I know, his only benefaction up to date has been the two dollars that he gave to a hackman to drive us away from the college.
6.-Fetching the Doctor: From Recollections of Childhood in the Canadian Countryside
We lived far back in the country, such as it used to be in Canada, before the days of telephones and motor cars, with long lonely roads and snake fences buried in deep snow, and with cedar swamps where the sleighs could hardly pa.s.s two abreast. Here and there, on a winter night, one saw the light in a farm house, distant and dim.
Over it all was a great silence such as people who live in the cities can never know.
And on us, as on the other families of that lonely countryside, there sometimes fell the sudden alarm of illness, and the hurrying drive through the snow at night to fetch the doctor from the village, seven miles away.
My elder brother and I-there was a long tribe of us, as with all country families-would hitch up the horse by the light of the stable lantern, eager with haste and sick with fear, counting the time till the doctor could be there.
Then out into the driving snow, urging the horse that knew by instinct that something was amiss, and so mile after mile, till we rounded the corner into the single street of the silent village.
Late, late at night it was-eleven o"clock, perhaps-and the village dark and deep in sleep, except where the light showed red against the blinds of the "Surgery" of the doctor"s rough-cast house behind the spruce trees.
"Doctor," we cried, as we burst in, "hurry and come.
Jim"s ill-"
I can see him still as he sat there in his surgery, the burly doctor, rugged and strong for all the sixty winters that he carried. There he sat playing chess-always he seemed to be playing chess-with his son, a medical student, burly and rugged already as himself.
"Shut the door, shut the door!" he called. "Come in, boys; here, let me brush that snow off you-it"s my move Charlie, remember-now, what the devil"s the matter?"
Then we would pant out our hurried exclamations, both together.
"Bah!" he growled, "ill nothing! Mere belly ache, I guess."
That was his term, his favorite word, for an undiagnosed disease-"belly ache." They call it supergastral aesthesia now. In a city house, it sounds better. Yet how we hung upon the doctor"s good old Saxon term, yearning and hoping that it might be that.
But even as he growled the doctor had taken down a lantern from a hook, thrown on a huge, battered fur coat that doubled his size, and was putting medicines-a very shopful it seemed-into a leather case.
"Your horse is done up," he said. "We"ll put my mare in.
Come and give me a hand, Charlie."
He was his own hostler and stable-man, he and his burly son. Yet how quickly and quietly he moved, the lantern swinging on his arm, as he buckled the straps. "What kind of a d.a.m.n fool tug is this you"ve got?" he would say.
Then, in a moment, as it seemed, out into the wind and snow again, the great figure of the doctor almost filling the seat of the cutter, the two of us crushed in beside him, with responsibility, the unbearable burden, gone from us, and renewed comfort in our hearts.
Little is said on the way: our heads are bent against the storm: the long stride of the doctor"s mare eats up the flying road.