""How did it get started anyway?" asked Mr. "Possum.
"Then Mr. Rabbit took his pipe out of his mouth and leaned forward a little, so he could talk better.
""I tell you how it got started," he says, "and after that I don"t want to hear any more of it. This is how it happened:--
""Once upon a time, as much as twenty grandmothers back, I should think, there was a very nice family of Rabbits that lived in a gra.s.sy place on a hillside back of a big farmyard. There was quite a hole in the ground there, and they had a cosy home in it, and a soft bed for their little folk."
[Ill.u.s.tration: A FEW LESSONS IN RUNNING AND HIDING.]
""Now, every bright morning, Father and Mother Rabbit used to take the children out for a walk, and for a few lessons in running and hiding from Mr. Dog, who bothered about a good deal, and one day as they were coming home they heard a great cackling, and when they got to their house there was a nice fresh egg lying right in the children"s bed. Some old hen from the farmyard had slipped in and laid it while they were gone. A good many hens, especially old hens, like to hide their nests that way, and this was one of that kind.
""Well, of course all the young Rabbits claimed it, and Mother Rabbit at last gave it to the smallest and weakest one of the children, a little girl, who was always painting things with the juice of flower petals.
And the very first thing that little girl did was to stain that egg all over with violet juice, not thinking what trouble it was going to cause our family forever after."
[Ill.u.s.tration: IT WAS A NICE BLUE EGG WHEN SHE GOT THROUGH.]
""It was a nice blue egg when she got through with it, and the next day, when they all came back from their walk again there was another white egg right by it. The old hen had been there again and laid another while they were gone. The second little girl claimed that egg, of course, and she painted it a bright yellow with b.u.t.tercup juice. Then the next day there was another egg, and the next day there was another egg, and the next day there was another egg, until there was one apiece for every one of the children, and some over."
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""And they all painted them. Some painted theirs pink or red with roseleaves or j.a.ponica, some painted them yellow with b.u.t.tercups, and some blue or purple with violets, as the first little girl had done.
They had so many at last that it crowded them out of their bed, and they had to sleep on the floor.
""And then, one Sunday, and it must have been Easter Sunday, they all went out walking again, and when they came back every one of those beautiful colored eggs was gone. The children cried and made a great fuss, but it was no use. Some of Mr. Man"s boys out hunting hen"s nests had found them and taken them all home with them.
""And of course all those colored eggs set Mr. Man to wondering, and he came with his boys to the place where they had found them; and when they looked in out jumped the whole Rabbit family, helter skelter in every direction."
[Ill.u.s.tration: LEANING OVER TO LIGHT HIS PIPE FROM MR. "POSSUM"S.]
""And right then," said Mr. Rabbit, leaning over to light his pipe from Mr. "Possum"s, "right then Mr. Man declared those colored eggs were rabbit eggs, and he"s kept on saying so ever since, though he knows better, and he knows I don"t like it. He takes eggs and colors them himself now, and makes believe they"re mine, and he puts my picture all over things about Easter time. I suppose he thinks I don"t care, but I do, and I wish that little Miss Rabbit twenty grandmothers back had left that old hen"s egg white as she found it."
""It"s too bad," says Mr. Crow. "It"s like that story they tell about the fox making me drop the cheese."
""Or like Mr. Man making believe that the combs he uses are really made out of my sh.e.l.l," says Mr. Turtle.
"Mr. "c.o.o.n and Mr. "Possum shook their heads. They had their troubles, too."
MR. TURTLE"S THUNDER STORY
THE WAY OF THE FIRST THUNDER AND LIGHTNING
[Ill.u.s.tration: HAD JACK RABBIT AND MR. TURTLE IN FOR SUPPER.]
Once upon a time, said the Story Teller, when the Crow and the "c.o.o.n and the "Possum lived together in three big, hollow branches of a big big, hollow tree in the big, big, Big Deep Woods, and used to meet and have good times together in the parlor down stairs, they had Jack Rabbit and Mr. Turtle in for supper. It was a nice supper, too, for it was just about strawberry time, and strawberries grow thicker in the Big Deep Woods than fur on a kitten"s back. Mr. Crow, who is a great cook, had made a nice shortcake, and been over to Mr. Man"s pantry, where he gets some of his best things, and borrowed a pail of sweet cream when Mr. Man wasn"t at home.
"Of course they had fried chicken, too, first, and by the time they were through their shortcake and had lit their pipes Mr. "Possum, who likes good things better than anybody, almost, could hardly open his eyes. He said he wished he was a poet, like Mr. Jack Rabbit, for he had never been so full of summer happiness since he was born, and if he could only make rhymes, he knew that poetry would slip right off his tongue.
Then, of course, Mr. Rabbit wanted to show off, and without stopping a second he commenced to talk poetry--this way:--
"In the summer time I make a rhyme For every breeze that pa.s.ses, For I can always make it chime With la.s.sies, gra.s.ses, sa.s.ses."
"Mr. "Possum said he couldn"t do that if it was to save him from being hung the next minute, and Mr. Rabbit went right on without catching his breath:--
"Where e"er I go my verses flow-- I keep it up for hours.
I"m never short of rhymes, you know, With bowers, flowers, showers."
"Well, that set them all to wondering how Jack Rabbit could do it so easily, and Mr. Rabbit didn"t think to tell them how he"d sat up all the night before to compose this poetry, so"s to have it on hand and ready for a chance to use it. He said that it was somebody else"s turn now, and that maybe Mr. Turtle would give them a performance of some kind.
Mr. Turtle wanted to change the subject, and got up and walked over to the window. He said that, speaking of showers, it was so warm and close, he shouldn"t wonder if they had one before morning. He said he believed there was lightning now, off in the west, and seemed like he could hear it thunder, too. Then they all talked about thunder and lightning and what they were. But n.o.body seemed to know except Mr. Turtle himself.
""Why," he said, "I thought everybody knew that!" Then he went on to say that he"d known the story ever since he wasn"t "any bigger than a pants b.u.t.ton," and all the others said he must tell it to them, because it was his turn, anyway. And Mr. Turtle was glad to do that, for he really wanted to show off a little, like Jack Rabbit, only he hadn"t known before how to do it. So he filled up his pipe nice and fresh, and lit it, and began.
""Well," he said, "of course you know my family all live to be pretty old. I"m only three hundred and sixteen next spring myself, but Uncle Tom Turtle, who lives up by the forks, is a good deal over nine hundred, and he isn"t nearly as old as Father Storm Turtle and his wife, who live up in the Big West Hills, and make the thunder and lightning."
"Mr. Turtle stopped a minute to light his pipe again, and all the others just looked at him and couldn"t say a word. They knew he was pretty old, but they had never thought much about it before, and what he said about Father and Mother Storm Turtle they had never even heard of. But Mr.
Turtle just lit his pipe, and puffed, and said:--
""To tell the truth, I never did hear of any of our family dying of old age, and I shouldn"t wonder if Old Man Turtle Himself would still be alive, too, if he hadn"t tried to swallow a mussel fish with the sh.e.l.l on and got it stuck in his throat a million and twenty-five years ago last spring. Anyhow, that"s according to the date cut on his sh.e.l.l overcoat that Uncle Tom Turtle saw once at Father Storm"s house up in the Big West Hills.
""I don"t know how many great grandfathers back Father Storm is from me, nor how many from Father Storm Old Man Turtle Himself was, but I know Father Storm got his sh.e.l.l overcoat after the mussel fish wouldn"t go down, and that it was a great deal too big to take in the house, and it used to set out in the yard on four bricks, for the children to play under.
""Father Storm Turtle had a big family then, and they were pretty troublesome. They had a habit of wandering off in the woods and forgetting to come back. Every night Mother Storm had to stand in the door and call and call and not be able to sleep if they didn"t come, especially when it was cloudy and looked like rain. She knew that, if they got wet they"d all come home with bad colds and sore throats and make trouble and expense. Three of them--named Slop, Splash and Paddle--were worse than any of the others, for even when it didn"t rain they were always playing in dirty puddles, and would come home all mud and with wet feet.""
MR. TURTLE"S THUNDER STORY
CONTINUED
FATHER STORM"S PLAN AND HOW IT WORKED
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"At last, one day, when Mother Storm Turtle had shouted herself hoa.r.s.e and couldn"t make any of them hear, she said she wouldn"t put up with it any longer, and that Father Storm had got to fix up some way to call those children home when she wanted them, especially when it was going to rain, as it was now. So Father Storm went out into the front yard and sat down and looked at the clouds and thought and thought."
[Ill.u.s.tration: WENT RIGHT TO WORK AND DUG TWO HOLES.]
"All at once, just as he was about to give it up, he happened to be looking right at the sh.e.l.l of Old Man Turtle Himself. He jumped up quick and hit it with his cane, and when it made quite a loud sound he laughed, for he knew, now, how he could make those children hear when he wanted them. He didn"t say a word to Mother Storm Turtle, but went right to work and dug two holes and put up two tall posts in the yard and fastened a stout beam across the top of them. Then he worked until he had bored a hole in one end of the sh.e.l.l of Old Man Turtle Himself, and put a chain in it and dragged it over and strung it up between the posts, so that it swung there and didn"t quite touch the ground. That, of course, made a thing a good deal like Mr. Man"s dinner gong, only a hundred times as big, and about a thousand times as loud. Then Father Storm went out into the woodhouse to make a club to beat it with, laughing to himself now and then when he thought how Mother Storm Turtle would most have a fit when she heard it for the first time.
"But while Father Storm Turtle was doing so much, Mother Storm had been thinking and doing some herself. She was getting supper, and when she looked into the fire to put in a stick of wood, she just happened to think that if she could make a torch big enough and bright enough, when she stood in the door and waved it, those children would see the light, especially nights when it was dark just before a heavy rain. So she went right to work and made one, just as big as she could make it, and put lots of oil and fat on it, to make it bright. She laughed to think how Father Storm Turtle would jump when she waved that out the door, and how the children would come running when they saw the big flash. Then she noticed that it was getting darker and darker and would rain in a minute. So she hurried up and lit it and stepped to the door and gave it a great big swing. And just that second Father Storm hit the sh.e.l.l of Old Man Turtle Himself with a big hickory club, and there was never such a light nor such a roar in the world as that was.
"Mother Storm Turtle tumbled over backward and set the house afire with her torch, and Father Storm was so frightened by the big light that at first he couldn"t help her put the fire out. And just then it began raining like forty, and all the children came running and screaming out of the woods, half scared to death by the big light and noise. It made a terrible commotion there for a few minutes, until they got the fire put out, and people heard it all over the country, even to Mr. Man"s house.
And when they found out what it was, and who started it, everybody called it a "storm." And rain and wind and thunder and lightning, or most any other kind of a big fuss, is called a "storm" to this day, after Father and Mother Storm Turtle."
[Ill.u.s.tration: SLOP AND SPLASH AND PADDLE.]