One fiery eye this feline wore-- A waif he was of low degree-- No gaudy dress Did he possess, Nor yet a handsome cat was he.
But lo, he smote that spurious king And stripped him of his tinsel crown, Then like the wind Full close behind He chased His Highness into town.
With cheers his subjects saw him come.
He did not pause--he did not stop, But straight ahead He wildly fled Till he was safe within his shop.
He caught his breath and gazed about-- A sorry sight did he behold: No catnip there Or watchful care-- No mice and milk and joy of old.
He heaved a sigh and dropped a tear-- He sent those idle clerks away-- Quoth he, "My pride Is satisfied; This kingdom business does not pay."
With care once more he runs his store, His catnip all in canisters-- His milk and mice All packed in ice, And humbly serves his customers.
[Ill.u.s.tration: QUOTH HE, "MY PRIDE IS SATISFIED; THIS KINGDOM BUSINESS DOES NOT PAY"]
MR. "POSSUM"S GREAT STORY
MR. "POSSUM TELLS THE STRANGE ADVENTURES OF THE "POSSUM FAMILY, TO THE SURPRISE OF HIS FRIENDS
"NOW this," said the Story Teller, "is the story that Mr. "Possum told the "Snowed-In" Literary Club in the Hollow Tree. It must be a true story, because Mr. "Possum said so, and, besides, anybody that knows Mr.
"Possum would know that he could never in the world have made it up out of his head."
The Little Lady doesn"t quite like that.
"But Mr. "Possum is smart," she says. "He knows ever so much."
"Oh yes, of course, and that"s why he never _has_ to make up things. He just tells what he knows, and this time he told
HOW UNCLE SILAS AND AUNT MELISSY MOVED
"You may remember," he said, "my telling you once about Uncle Silas and Aunt Melissy Lovejoy, who lived in a nice place just beyond the Wide Paw-paw Hollows, and how Uncle Silas once visited Cousin Glenwood in town and came home all dressed up, leading a game chicken, and with a bag of shinny-sticks, and a young man to wait on him; and how Aunt Melissy--instead of being pleased, as Uncle Silas thought she would be--got mad when she saw him, and made him and the young man take off all their nice clothes and go to work in the garden, and kept them at it with that bag of shinny-sticks until fall.[B]
"Well, this story is about them, too. I went to live with them soon after that, because I lost both of my parents one night when Mr. Man was hunting in the Black Bottoms for something to put in a pan with some sweet potatoes he had raised that year, and I suppose I would have been used with sweet potatoes too if I hadn"t come away from there pretty lively instead of trying our old playing-dead trick on Mr. Man and his friends.
"I thought right away that Mr. Man might know the trick, so I didn"t wait to try it myself, but took out for the Wide Paw-paw Hollows, to visit Uncle Silas Lovejoy, who was an uncle on my mother"s side, and Aunt Melissy and my little cousins; and they all seemed glad to see me, especially my little cousins, until they found they had to give me some of their things and most of their food, because I was young and growing, besides being quite sad about my folks, and so, of course, had to eat a good deal to keep well and from taking my loss too hard.
"But by-and-by Uncle Lovejoy said that he didn"t believe that he and the hired man--who was the same one he had brought home to wait on him when he came from town--to be his valet, he said--though he got to be a hired man right after Aunt Melissy met him and got hold of the shinny-sticks--Aunt Melissy being a spry, stirring person who liked to see people busy. I remember how she used to keep me and my little cousins busy until sometimes I wished I had stayed with my folks and put up with the sweet potatoes and let Uncle Silas and his family alone."
Mr. "Possum stopped to light his pipe, and Mr. Rabbit said that he supposed, of course, Mr. "Possum knew his story and how to tell it, but that if he ever intended to finish what Uncle Lovejoy had said about himself and the hired man he wished he"d get at it pretty soon.
Mr. "Possum said of course he meant to, as soon as he could get his breath, and think a minute. "Well, then," he said, "Uncle Silas told Aunt Melissy that he didn"t believe he and the hired man could raise and catch enough for the family since I had come to stay with them, and he thought they had better move farther west to a place where the land was better and where Mr. Man"s chickens were not kept up in such close, unhealthy places, but were allowed to roost out in the open air, on the fences and in the trees. He said he didn"t think their house was quite stylish enough either, which he knew would strike Aunt Melissy, who was a Glenwood, and primpy, and fond of the best things.
"So then we began to pack up right away, and Uncle Silas and Aunt Melissy quarrelled a good deal about what was worth taking and what wasn"t, and they took turns scolding the hired man about a good many things he didn"t do and almost all of the things he did do, and my little cousins and I had a fine time running through the empty rooms and playing with things we had never seen before, but we had to keep out of Aunt Melissy"s reach if we wanted to enjoy it much.
"Well, by-and-by we were all packed up and ready to start. We had everything in bundles or tied together, and Aunt Melissy had arranged a big bundle for Uncle Silas to carry, and several things to tie and hang about on his person in different places, and she had fixed up the hired man too, besides some bundles for me and my little cousins.
"Aunt Melissy said she would take charge of the lunch-basket and lead the way, and she was all dressed up and carried an umbrella, and didn"t look much as if she belonged to the rest of our crowd.
[Ill.u.s.tration: AUNT MELISSY HAD ARRANGED A BUNDLE FOR UNCLE SILAS, AND SHE HAD FIXED UP THE HIRED MAN TOO]
"It was pretty early when we started, for it was getting dangerous to camp out in that section, and we wanted to get as far as we could the first day, though we didn"t any of us have any idea then how long a trip we _would_ make that day, nor of the way we were going to make it.
n.o.body could guess a guess like that, even if he was the best guesser in the world and made his living that way."
Mr. "Possum stopped to light his pipe again, and said that if anybody wanted a chance to guess how far they went that first day and how they travelled, they could guess now. But the Hollow Tree People said they didn"t want to guess, and they did want Mr. "Possum to go ahead and tell them about it.
"Well," said Mr. "Possum, "we travelled fifty miles that first day, and we travelled it in less than two hours."
"Fifty miles in two hours!" said all the Hollow Tree People. And Jack Rabbit said:
"Why, a menagerie like that couldn"t travel fifty miles in two years!"
"But we did, though," said Mr. "Possum; "we travelled it in a balloon."
"In a balloon!"
"Well, not exactly in a balloon, but _with_ a balloon. It happened just as I"m going to tell you.
[Ill.u.s.tration: DIDN"T LOOK AS IF SHE BELONGED TO THE REST OF OUR CROWD]
"We went along pretty well until we got to the Wide Gra.s.s Lands, though Aunt Melissy scolded Uncle Silas a good deal because he got behind and didn"t stand up in a nice stylish way with all the things he had to carry, and she used her umbrella once on the hired man because he dropped the clock.
"When we got out to the Wide Gra.s.s Lands there was a high east wind blowing, getting ready for a storm, and when we got on top of a little gra.s.sy hill close to the Wide Blue Water it blew Uncle Silas and the hired man so they could hardly stand up, and it turned Aunt Melissy"s umbrella wrong side out, which made her mad, and she said that it was Uncle Silas"s fault and mine, and that she had never wanted to move anyway.
"But just then one of my little cousins looked up in the sky and said, "Oh, look at that funny bird!" and we all looked up, and there was a great big long bag of a thing coming right toward us, not very high up, and Uncle Silas spoke up and said "That"s a balloon," for Uncle Silas had seen one in town when he was there visiting Cousin Glenwood, and the hired man, too. Then while we were all standing there watching it, we saw that there was a long rope that hung from the balloon most to the ground, and that it had something tied to the end of it (a big iron thing with a lot of hooks on it), and that it was swooping down straight toward us.
"Uncle Silas called out as loud as he could, "That"s the anchor! Look out!" but it was too late to look out, for it was coming as fast as the wind blew the balloon, and Uncle Silas and the hired man being loaded with the things couldn"t move very quick, and the rest of us were too scared to know which way to jump, and down came that thing right among us, and I saw it catch among Uncle Silas"s furniture and the hired man"s, and I heard Uncle Silas say, "Grab hold, all of you!" and we all did, some one way and some another, and away we went.
"Well, it was certainly very curious how we all were lucky enough to get hold of that anchor, with all our bundles and things; but of course we could do it better than if we had not been given those nice useful tails which belong to our family. I had hold that way, and some of the others did, too. Uncle Silas didn"t need to hold on at all, for some of the furniture was tied to him, and he just sat back in a chair that was hung on behind and took it easy, though he did drop some of his things when he first got aboard, and Aunt Melissy scolded him for that as soon as she caught her breath and got over being frightened and was sitting up on her part of the anchor enjoying the scenery.
[Ill.u.s.tration: THE BALLOON WENT OVER THE WIDE BLUE WATER JUST AFTER IT GOT OUR FAMILY]
"I never had such a trip as that before, and never expect to have one again. The balloon went over the Wide Blue Water just after it got our family, and we were all afraid we would be let down in it and drowned; but the people who were in the balloon threw out something heavy which we thought at first they were throwing at us, but it must have been something to make the balloon go up; for we did go up until Aunt Melissy said if we"d just get a little nearer one of those clouds she"d step out on it and live there, as she"d always wanted to do since she was a child.
"Then we all sat up and held on tight, above and below, and said what a nice day it was to travel, and that we"d always travel that way hereafter; and Uncle Silas and the hired man unhooked their furniture, so they could land easier when the time came, and Aunt Melissy pa.s.sed around the lunch, and we looked down and saw the water and the land again and a lot of houses and trees, and Aunt Melissy said that n.o.body could ever made her believe the world was that big if she hadn"t seen it with her own eyes.
"And Uncle Silas and the hired man said that of course this was going pretty fast, but that they had travelled a good deal faster sometimes when they were in town with Cousin Glenwood, and pretty soon he showed us the town where Cousin Glenwood lived, and he and the hired man tried to point out the house to us, but they couldn"t agree about which it was because the houses didn"t look the same from up there in the air as they did from down on the ground.
"I know I shall never forget that trip. We saw ever so many different Mr. Men and Mr. Dogs, and animals of every kind, and houses that had chimneys taller than any tree, and a good many things that even Uncle Silas did not know about. Then by-and-by we came to some woods again--the biggest kind of Big Deep Woods--and we saw that we were getting close to the tree-tops, and we were all afraid we would get hit by the branches and maybe knocked off with our things.
"And pretty soon, sure enough, that anchor did drop right down among the trees, and such a clapping and scratching as we did get!
"We shut our eyes and held on, and some of our furniture was brushed off of Uncle Silas and the hired man, and Aunt Melissy lost her umbrella, and I lost a toy chicken, which I could never find again. Then all at once there was a big sudden jerk that jarred Uncle Silas loose, and made Aunt Melissy holler that she was killed, and knocked the breath out of the rest of us for a few minutes.
"But we were all there, and the anchor was fast on the limb of a big tree--a tree almost as big as the Hollow Tree, and hollow, just like it, with a nice handy place to go in.