"I"m glad Mr. "c.o.o.n didn"t get into the menagerie, aren"t you?" she says.
"Very glad," says the Story Teller.
"He went lickety-split home, didn"t he?"
"He did that!"
"I like them to go lickety-split better than lickety-cut, don"t you?"
says the Little Lady. "They seem to go so much faster."
"Ever so much faster," says the Story Teller.
THE WIDOW CROW"S BOARDING-HOUSE
EARLY DOINGS OF THE HOLLOW TREE PEOPLE AND HOW THEY FOUND A HOME
ANYBODY can tell by her face that the Little Lady has some plan of her own when the Story Teller is ready next evening to "sit by the fire and spin."
"I want you to tell me," she says, climbing up into her place, "how the "c.o.o.n and "Possum and the Old Black Crow ever got to living together in the Hollow Tree."
That frightens the Story Teller. He is all ready with something different.
"Good gracious!" he says, "that is an old story that all the Deep Woods People have known ever so long."
"But I don"t know it," says the Little Lady, "and I"d like to know that before you tell anything else. Rock, and tell it."
So the Story Teller rocks slowly, and smokes, and almost forgets the Little Lady in remembering that far-away time, and presently he begins.
Well, it was all so long ago that perhaps I can"t remember it very well.
Mr. "Possum was a young man in those days--a nice spry young fellow; and he used to think it was a good deal of fun to let Mr. Dog--who wasn"t friendly then, of course--try to catch him; and when Mr. Dog would get pretty close and come panting up behind him, Mr. "Possum would scramble up a tree, and run out on to the longest limb and swing from it, head down, and laugh, and say:
"Come right up, Mr. Dog! Always at home to you, Mr. Dog! Don"t stop to knock!"
And then Mr. Dog would race around under the tree and make a great to do, and sometimes Mr. "Possum would swing back and forth, and pretty soon give a great big swing and let go, and Mr. Dog would think surely he had him then, and bark and run to the place where he thought he was going to drop. Only Mr. "Possum didn"t drop--not far; for he had his limb all picked out, and he would catch it with his tail as he went by, and it would bend and sway with him, and he would laugh, and call again:
"Don"t go, Mr. Dog! Mr. Man can get up the cows alone to-night!"
[Ill.u.s.tration: CAME CLATTERING DOWN RIGHT IN FRONT OF MR. DOG]
And then Mr. Dog would remember that he was a good ways from home, and that if he wasn"t there in time to help Mr. Man get up the cows there might be trouble; and he would set out lickety-split for home, with Mr.
"Possum calling to him as he ran.
But one time Mr. "Possum made a mistake. He didn"t know it, but he was getting older and a good deal fatter than he had been at first, and when he swung out for another limb that way, and let go, he missed the limb and came clattering down right in front of Mr. Dog. He wasn"t hurt much, for the ground was soft, and there was a nice thick bed of leaves; but I tell you he was scared, and when Mr. Dog jumped right on top of him, and grabbed him, he gave himself up for lost, sure enough.
But Mr. "Possum is smart in some ways, and he knows how to play "dead"
better than any other animal there is. He knew that Mr. Dog would want to show him to Mr. Man, and that he was too heavy for Mr. Dog to carry.
He had thought about all that, and decided what to do just in that little second between the limb and the ground, for Mr. "Possum can think quick enough when anything like that happens.
So when he struck the ground he just gave one little kick with his hind foot and a kind of a sigh, as if he was drawing his last breath, and laid there: and even when Mr. Dog grabbed him and shook him he never let on, but acted almost deader than if he had been really dead and no mistake.
Then Mr. Dog stood with his paws out and his nose down close, listening, and barking once in a while, and thinking maybe he would come to pretty soon, but Mr. "Possum still never let on, or breathed the least little bit, and directly Mr. Dog started to drag him toward Mr. Man"s house.
That was a hard job, and every little way Mr. Dog would stop and shake Mr. "Possum and bark and listen to see if he was really dead, and after a while he decided that he was, and started to get Mr. Man to come and fetch Mr. "Possum home. But he only went a few steps, the first time, and just as Mr. "Possum was about to jump up and run he came hurrying back, and stood over him and barked and barked as loud as ever he could for Mr. Man to come and see what he had for him. But Mr. Man was too far away, and even if he heard Mr. Dog he didn"t think it worth while to come.
So then Mr. Dog tried to get Mr. "Possum on his shoulder, to carry him that way; but Mr. "Possum made himself so limp and loose and heavy that every time Mr. Dog would get him nearly up he would slide off again and fall all in a heap on the leaves; and Mr. Dog couldn"t help believing that he was dead, to see him lying there all doubled up, just as he happened to drop.
[Ill.u.s.tration: SO THEN MR. DOG TRIED TO GET MR. "POSSUM ON HIS SHOULDER]
So, then, by-and-by Mr. Dog really did start for Mr. Man"s, and Mr.
"Possum lay still, and just opened one eye the least bit to see how far Mr. Dog had gone, and when he had gone far enough Mr. "Possum jumped up quick as a wink and scampered up a tree, and ran out on a limb and swung with his head down, and called out:
"Don"t go away, Mr. Dog! We"ve had such a nice visit together! Don"t go off mad, Mr. Dog! Come back and stay till the cows come home!"
Then Mr. Dog was mad, I _tell_ you, and told him what he"d do next time; and he set out for home fast as he could travel, and went in the back way and hid, for Mr. Man was already getting up the cows when he got there.
Well, Mr. "Possum didn"t try that swinging trick on Mr. Dog any more. He found out that it was dangerous, the way he was getting, and that made him think he ought to change his habits in other ways too. For one thing, he decided he ought to have some regular place to stay where he could eat and sleep and feel at home, instead of just travelling about and putting up for the night wherever he happened to be.
Mr. "Possum was always quite stylish, too, and had a good many nice clothes, and it wasn"t good for them to be packed about all the time; and once some of his best things got rained on and he had to sleep on them for a long time to get them pressed out smooth again.
So Mr. "Possum made up his mind to find a home. He was an old bachelor and never wanted to be anything else, because he liked to have his own way, and go out all times of the night, and sleep late if he wanted to.
So he made up his mind to look up a good place to board--some place that would be like a home to him--perhaps in a private family.
One day when he was walking through the woods thinking about it, and wondering how he ought to begin to find a place like that, he met Mr. Z.
"c.o.o.n, who was one of his oldest friends in the Big Deep Woods. They had often been hunting together, especially nights, for Mr. "c.o.o.n and Mr.
"Possum always like that time best for hunting, and have better luck in the dark than any other time. Mr. "c.o.o.n had had his troubles with Mr.
Dog, too, and had come very near getting caught one night when Mr. Man and some of his friends were out with Mr. Dog and his relatives and several guns looking for a good Sunday dinner. Mr. "c.o.o.n _would_ have got caught that time, only when Mr. Man cut the tree down that he was in he gave a big jump as the tree was falling and landed in another tree, and then ran out on a limb and jumped to another tree that wasn"t so far away, and then to another, so that Mr. Man and his friends and all the dog family lost track of him entirely.
[Ill.u.s.tration: HE WAS AN OLD BACHELOR AND LIKED TO HAVE HIS OWN WAY]
But Mr. "c.o.o.n was tired of that kind of thing too, and wanted some place where he could be comfortable, and where he could lock the door nights and feel safe. Mr. "c.o.o.n was a bachelor, like Mr. "Possum, though he had once been disappointed in love, and told about it sometimes, and looked sad, and even shed tears.
So when he met Mr. "Possum that day they walked along and talked about finding a place to live, and just as they were wondering what they ought to do they happened to notice, right in front of them, a little piece of birch bark tacked up on a tree, and when they read it, it said:
MRS. WIDOW CROW.
WILL TAKE A FEW GUESTS.
SINGLE GENTLEMEN PREFERRED; PLEASANT LOCATION NEAR RACE-TRACK.
Then Mr. "Possum scratched his head and tried to think, and Mr. "c.o.o.n scratched _his_ head and tried to think, and pretty soon Mr. "c.o.o.n said:
[Ill.u.s.tration: THEY SAW MR. CROW OUT IN THE YARD CUTTING WOOD FOR HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW]
"Oh yes, I know about that. That"s Mr. Crow"s mother-in-law. He had a wife until last year, and his mother-in-law used to live with them. I believe she was pretty cross, but I"ve heard Mr. Crow say she was a good cook, and that he had learned to cook a great many things himself. I heard some time ago that she had moved over by the race-track, and perhaps Mr. Crow is boarding with her. Let"s go over and see."
So away they went, saying how nice it would be to be really settled, and pretty soon they got over to Mrs. Widow Crow"s, and there, sure enough, they saw Mr. Crow out in the yard cutting wood for his mother-in-law; and when they asked him about the advertis.e.m.e.nt, he said he was helping her to get started, and she had two nice rooms, and that Mr. "Possum and Mr. "c.o.o.n would be just the ones to fill them.